In the Longwu tribe, everyone knows that there is a young lady in the family of Xinghuo Luomenluo Xiaoyi, who can go out of the hall and kitchen, go to the battlefield and fight gangsters, is virtuous and virtuous, has outstanding talent and beauty, and is the most powerful person in the country.
Golden bottle...
This is a pair that many disciples of the Star Fire Sect envy. Seeing them inseparable all day long makes me feel like I want to vomit after eating too much dog food.
However, the couple has no idea that they are already so "famous". Privately, I should not say that in fact, they are still very reserved.
Luo Xiaoyi's coward is full of aura as the first disciple outside. As long as he steps into his house, let alone kiss, he can't even touch him twice with his little hands.
Hey, are you embarrassed to let this little girl take the initiative? After all, your woman is also a beautiful woman with all kinds of charms and charming manners. There are many hungry wolves outside looking at you!
Luo Xiaoyi was able to pick up such a big deal, Lan Tianhua said: In his previous life, he saved the Milky Way with courage that he didn't know where he came from.
Even so, Bailuo still tried to hint, but why is my husband-in-law an idiot?
For example, once, Lan Tianhua came up with a bad idea, which was to disguise himself as a boy and stay in the same room with Bailuo, and pretend that Luo Xiaoyi would bump into him.
That evening, Luo Xiaoyi came back from discussing matters with the elder. Before he could enter the house, he heard a burst of laughter coming from a few meters away.
Bailuo and Lan Tianhua drank a few glasses of wine and became dizzy. Lan Tianhua was the first to be unable to hold on. He waved his big hand and lay down on the table, falling asleep.
Benro was still drinking slowly. Even though his face was red, he smelled of alcohol, and his eyes were blurred, he was still drinking one cup after another, and there were a lot of wine drops on the table.
"You idiot... when did you... hiccup, understand my... thoughts?"
As soon as Luo Xiaoyi opened the door, the strong aroma of wine flowed into his nostrils with the wind. He opened the bead curtain, and the red candle light illuminated the beauty's face. The beauty raised her head and drank loudly. Her face was very delicately made up and her lips were red.
Slightly pursed, three thousand black hairs are trapped in the hairpin and swayed.
This appearance made Luo Xiaoyi panic, and...beside Bainuo, there was a man whose gender was unpredictable.
(A certain painting: Damn, you can see clearly, this old woman is a girl! A certain promise: There is no help in visual blindness)
Every man knows that when a woman is drunk, the time has come. However, Luo Da disciple opened up the attributes of a modest gentleman and made a sobering soup according to what Baino taught before.
"Baino, be good, drink the soup."
The drunk Bai Nuo knew it was hangover soup at the first sniff, so when Luo Xiaoyi was about to feed her, she turned her head away in a dignified manner, almost counterattacking and giving Luo Xiaoyi a drink.
"Hey! Bailuo, would you like to take a sip?"
"I don't want it, it tastes terrible..."
Luo Xiaoyi had never seen Bainuo act so petty, even after a round of persistent pursuit and hard work, he still refused to drink.
In this case... I have no choice but to take physical measures.
So Luo Xiaoyi opened Bainuo's mouth, put an arm around Bainuo's arms, and finally let her drink the soup reluctantly.
"Ahem, Xiaoyi, you!"
Bailuo was sobered up by the force-feeding, but he was also choked to tears.
From then on, Lan Tianhua no longer dared to encourage Baino to drink, and Baino no longer dared to touch alcohol.
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Many days later, on the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lan Tianhua started her little plan again.
People nowadays say that the Mid-Autumn Festival is equivalent to the second Chinese Valentine's Day. On such an important day, every household is busy, but the couple is free as usual.
Lan Tianhua really couldn't stand the awkwardness between the two of them, so she used her role as a matchmaker to find Baino under the pretext of the recent events at the Yuekong Xingliu Sect.
In fact, he secretly added medicine to the teapot in Bailuo's room.
It is said that this is the top of the hundred medicines listed as banned drugs by Gudou Xingmen. Drink one pack and you can have a baby next year. The blue sky painting was also snatched from Dongfang Mo with great difficulty. Poor Dongfang is carrying it for the first time.
Elders do this kind of thing.
Lan Tianhua also sent a box of mooncakes to Baino, which were of course processed. She also went to Luo Xiaoyi and told Luo Xiaoyi that Baino loved drinking tea and eating mooncakes.
The implication is: Bailuo likes both of these things, so you have to drink and eat with her tonight.
The most poisonous person is Miss Lan.
She should be one of the most responsible matchmakers.
"Oh." Luo Xiaoyi was still kept in the dark. He wanted to spend more time with Bailuo. For the first time, he wrote down Le Lantianhua's words so seriously and hurried back early.
However, when Luo Xiaoyi returned, Bainuo had already eaten a piece of moon cake and drank tea. Now the drug had taken effect and his clothes were torn to pieces.
"Beno?!!"
Luo Xiaoyi thought that Bailuo had a cold, so he quickly gave Bailuo another cup of tea. Bailuo knew that there was something wrong with the tea, but his throat was dry and hoarse. He shook his head to indicate that Luo Xiaoyi was still being ignored.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, the worst thing was that Luo Xiaoyi also drank tea, and then the two had sex after tea. After the incident, Lan Tianhua publicized it in their respective sects: the two were ready to have sex.
What is Yinuo? The first wife in the history of the Longwu tribe who had sex with her because of tea. What is Tianhua? They are both the most numerous matchmakers in the history of the Longwu tribe.
ps: After listening to ancient songs a lot, I fell in love with writing in classical Chinese emmmm (to be continued)