"That's amazing, my brother! It's not a cat demon, it's... a panda demon?!"
Fu Yang and Ah Huang were stunned on the spot and felt a little incredible.
If it is really a panda that has become a spirit through cultivation, should it be caught or not?
After all, it is a national first-level protected animal, and it is a cute animal for all. What does it mean to eat some fish and steal some birds?
However, the two of them took a closer look and felt relieved.
It turns out it’s not a panda!
It is a fat cat with black and white coat colors and two circles of black hair around its eyes.
It was just because the color and area of its hair looked so much like a giant panda's, and its body shape was too round and chubby, that Fu Yang and Ah Huang thought it was a panda at first glance...
"Ouch! This guy looks too much like a panda, doesn't he? And such a fat cat is a double shame to the cat world and the demon world!"
Fu Yang complained silently in his heart. I believe Ah Huang had the same idea.
However, this big fat cat like a panda immediately made an action that made the two of them confused again.
It actually stood upright, with two cat paws behind its back, pacing back and forth on the wall. There was still light of thought and hesitation in its eyes!
He looks like a real person!
"Fuck, this is what you call true cultivation to become a spirit! The cat demon is about to turn into a human demon..." Fu Yang silently complained again in his heart.
"Could it have discovered our formation layout?"
Ah Huang frowned, a little worried.
Fortunately, after about two minutes, the fat cat demon on the wall continued to move.
I saw its legs squatting slightly, and its two front paws shaking back and forth like human arms...
With a strong force, the chubby body bounced like a ball, jumped over the high wire fence, and landed in the yard!
After the fat cat demon landed, he crossed his legs and pointed his two front paws in a certain direction, making a Michael Jackson dance move.
"Holy shit, in today's world... you can even pretend to be a cat demon, that's awesome!"
Fu Yang's eyes almost popped out of his head. This fat cat demon was so humane.
The sad thing is that this guy didn't realize that he had fallen into a Taoist "trap" formation...
In an instant, changes suddenly occurred!
I saw a burst of red light flashing where the fat cat demon was, and a gossip shape appeared on the grass.
It was the formation that Fu Yang and Ah Huang arranged before that took effect!
"Come on, little Yoko, fuck this fat cat!"
Ah Huang shouted and rushed over with his mahogany sword.
Fu Yang moved faster than him, surpassing Ah Huang in just a few ups and downs, and rushed to the side of the trap first.
Looking at the fat cat being bound and entangled by countless red beams, he exclaimed in surprise: "It's really fat! This is the first time I've seen such a fat cat. What did he eat?"
"Isn't it because I ate some junk food with hormones before? Or is it because the process of opening up my spiritual intelligence and becoming a cat demon went a little too far?"
Ah Huang expressed his opinion.
At this moment, the fat cat demon, who was rolling around in the trap like a big rice dumpling and meowing, suddenly yelled at the two of them.
"Fat sister! I have a very strong figure. And you can see clearly that I am a panda, a national first-level protected animal! Let Grandpa Bear out quickly, otherwise no one in the sky or on earth can save you!"
At this time, the two of them were completely stunned! Completely petrified.
After a long time, Fu Yang pinched his face hard and looked at Ah Huang blankly: "What, am I hallucinating? This fat cat demon...is talking human language?"
Ah Huang stretched out his hand and pinched Fu Yang's butt hard. The pain made him jump up and scream, "You damn faggot! Pinch my butt."
"Does it hurt?"
"nonsense!"
"That's definitely not a dream. This cat monster can really speak human language! Oh my god, I have never heard of a monster speaking human language. A being who has cultivated to the level of a demon king can actually communicate with people.
Communicate. You can speak human language... it completely destroys your outlook on life."
Fu Yang and Ah Huang finally confirmed that this time the cat demon can speak human language.
What level of monster is it that can speak human language? No one knows!
But in theory, he should be so powerful that he could kill them both with just one glance, right?
But the fact is, well...
This big fat cat that looks like a panda seems to have no magical powers other than rolling around on the grass and cursing people.
If there is something extraordinary about this guy, it would be that he curses people very dirty and cruelly, with a lot of tricks and a rich vocabulary...
"I'm a fool, how dare I provoke you, Grandpa Xiong! Believe it or not, I forced a ten-pound silver carp into your anus in a matter of minutes? I'm a fool... dare to play with me and tie you up? Believe it or not, I'll do it for you.
A collection of Japanese-style bondage, let you two little brats ******? I remember when I went to RB, it was a hundred girls in the night, showing off my Chinese majesty... Uh, I'm off topic. Two idiots, they look like human models
You bastards, you actually dare to use the trap formation to plot against Master Xiong, I curse you with x dysfunction..."
Fu Yang and Ah Huang's faces were getting darker and darker, and their eyes were almost burning.
Sanqing is on top!
What kind of rogue cat demon is this?
He is full of foul language and dirty jokes are flying all over the place. It is simply a crime!
"enough!"
Fu Yang couldn't bear it any longer. He roared and rushed over. He picked up the fat and round guy and gave him a beating. He made him meow and meow, and he also yelled curses...
"Little bastard, I dare to hit your Grandpa Bear... Ouch, it hurts..."
Fu Yang pinched the soft flesh on its belly hard.
"Are you still scolding others?"
"I'm a fool...ah! It hurts so much! I won't curse anymore, let go, kid!"
Only then did Fu Yang let go of his hand holding the soft flesh of its belly and snorted coldly: "See, you don't have any powerful magical powers. How can you do nothing about an ordinary Dragon Tiger Mountain trap? How can you do that?"
To frighten ordinary people. If you encounter someone with a little bit of moral integrity, it will be a tragedy immediately."
Ah Huang added faintly next to him: "Yes! Especially since he has such a mean mouth. If he had a bad temper, he would probably kill this guy immediately and beat him until his soul is completely destroyed."
"Who dares? I think back then, Grandpa Xiong single-handedly challenged the three masters of Maoshan, Longhushan, and Laoshan. They fought bloody battles for three days and three nights. He still didn't lose..."
Okay, it’s confirmed. This is a cat demon who has no moral integrity, is shameless and extremely narcissistic.
But fortunately, Ah Huang used the "observation of evil skills" to look at it and found that it was not guilty. In other words, it was still a kind monster...
Gululu, gululu.
A strange sound sounded.
The two of them looked at the fat cat demon who was held in Fu Yang's arms and tied up.
The guy twisted his fat body in black and white, and finally felt a little embarrassed: "Fuck... I'm hungry again."
Fu Yang and Ah Huang were stunned for a moment, then laughed.