Bottles of rio cocktails were thrown everywhere; marinades in the refrigerator and snack bags were all over the floor. It seemed that the house had been robbed, or there was a crazy party...
Gululu, gululu.
The fat cat demon who called himself "Master Xiong" held a bottle of wine in his paws and poured it into his mouth.
After drinking it, smash it into your mouth and pat your soft and fat belly with your furry paws, which looks very satisfying.
"Hey, let me tell you. Why don't you tell us your origin? How did you learn to speak human language?"
Fu Yang asked curiously while chewing on the braised chicken feet.
Both he and Ah Huang were very interested in this weird guy. After seeing that it was harmless, they let him go. They also "complicitly" came to the villa to eat, drink and have fun together.
Anyway, they have indeed solved the "evil evil spirit" problem for this wealthy family. The precious ornamental fish and birds in the family will no longer be lost...
Mr. Xiong put his two stubby furry front paws behind his head, leaned against the cabinet like a human being, and spoke in a vicissitudes of tone.
"Oh, this is really a long story. One hundred and sixty years ago, I was tricked by a super bad guy and did something stupid. On a full moon night, I was killed by Maoshan and Longhushan.
, the leaders of the three sects of Laoshan jointly pursued and killed..."
Bang bang bang!!!
Fu Yang stretched out his hand and patted the guy's furry head three times.
"Meow! Fu, what are you doing? I am a precious panda, can you afford to pay for it if I am injured?"
"Blow! Keep blowing. You're so fat that you can't even run for a few steps, and you're so weak that you can't escape from the most basic trap formation. You still fight against the Taoist giant's leader, the Heavenly Master? Then I'm still the Lord of the Underworld.
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"Oh, forget it if you don't believe me. I like you two boys. I will give you a chance to take care of me! From now on, I will follow you. You will be responsible for my food, drink, and diarrhea."
Mr. Bear stood up on his hind legs like a human, held his front paws on his chest and announced coaxingly.
As a result, he was picked up and beaten by Fu Yang and Ah Huang, and finally he lay dying on the floor and cursed...
"Ouch, my stomach has been exploded by you guys... what a bastard! Do you dare to hit a panda?"
Fu Yang and Ah Huang simply ignored it.
This guy probably knows that he looks like a panda and always thinks of himself as a panda. If you don't look carefully, you might be deceived.
"Ah Huang, after all, you have been a Taoist priest for several years. You are well-informed. What kind of cat do you think this cat is? I feel like I have never seen it before."
Fu Yang was very curious as to what kind of breed this unscrupulous "Mr. Bear" was.
Ah Huang also shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.
"Oh, it turns out I'm a rookie? At first I thought you could catch me, so you must be a very awesome Taoist priest. Alas, it seems that I capsized in the gutter. I told you, I'm not a cat, I'm a panda
!Look, my standard dark circles, aren’t they super cute?”
While it was talking, it jumped up in front of Fu Yang and Ah Huang. It stood up on its tiptoes and pointed its paws at the two circles of black hair around its eyes to show them.
Not only does he have no moral integrity, he is also a chatterbox...
"Look at your sister!"
Ah Huangpa slapped him on the head again. Mr. Xiong covered his head and glared at him, killing him with his eyes.
"That's right! I remembered it, and I know what kind of shameless cat demon this shameless cat is!"
Ah Huang stared at Mr. Xiong for a while, then suddenly shouted excitedly. His eyes were glowing green and he looked very scary.
"You...what do you want to do? Let me tell you, Grandpa Xiong, I am comparable to the headmaster of the Taoist Celestial Master...ah! Let me go, bastard! Meow, meow..."
Mr. Bear made a shrill cry.
It turned out that Ah Huang stretched out his hand, grabbed Master Xiong's two thick and fat short legs, and ran towards the yard.
"What are you doing?"
Fu Yang ran after him curiously.
And Grandpa Bear was shouting: "You little cub! Put down Grandpa Bear, otherwise...otherwise I will scratch you with my claws. Meow, meow..."
Unfortunately, the struggle is in vain.
Ah Huang ran to the pond and directly pushed the big fat cat's head into the water. His expression was filled with excitement and fanaticism.
Fu Yang was shocked.
"Ah Huang, what's wrong with you? Suddenly you have a strong sense of justice. You want to kill this cat demon? It didn't do anything bad, so it's not that big of a deal..."
"Don't talk nonsense! I just want to prove my guess and see if this guy can breathe underwater."
Breathe underwater?!
Fu Yang was stunned and found it incredible. Seeing Mr. Xiong's short legs struggling desperately, he was really afraid that this guy would be killed by Ah Huang!
After all, although this big fat cat demon is full of swear words and likes to curse people, it can be seen that his nature is quite good and he is not an evil creature.
Two minutes, five minutes...
Mr. Xiong stopped moving.
"I said Ah Huang, this guy won't really be killed by you, right?"
Seeing that Mr. Xiong was motionless and the hair on his neck was still floating with the water in the pool, he was a little unsure.
Looking embarrassed.
"No way? It would be a big sin for me to be killed. If you kill innocent people indiscriminately, your Taoist heart will be broken, and your cultivation will plummet."
Ah Huang nervously carried Mr. Xiong out.
"Master Xiong? Master Xiong! Are you really dead?"
He poked the guy's fat belly hard with his hand.
puff……
Mr. Xiong suddenly opened his mouth and spurted out a large stream of water, covering Ah Huang's head and face!
Fu Yang and Ah Huang were stunned on the spot
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm domineering and mighty, and I've taught this yellow boy a lesson."
Mr. Xiong suddenly burst out laughing, his voice was extremely lewd and lewd, comparable to the most vulgar actor in an island country action movie.
Riding on a horse!!!
Ah Huang was furious, but then he thought about it again, turned around and shouted to Fu Yang: "My guess is right, this guy can breathe underwater and keep himself from drowning. He is one of the legendary nine civet cats, Du.
Water hyacinth cat!”
Water-crossing hyacinth cat?!
Fu Yang was dumbfounded by this cute name.
Mr. Xiong, who was vigorously shaking the water on his head, was startled: "Should I wipe it? I didn't expect that your little Taoist priest's cultivation level is not very good, but you still have some knowledge. The foundation of Longhu Mountain is pretty good. Even Jiuda
Do you know the legend of civet cats?"
This time, it didn't rush to argue that it was a panda, nor did it refute Ah Huang's claim that it was a water-wading hyacinth cat.
"What are the nine great civet cats? What are the water-crossing hyacinth cats?"
Fu Yang was very curious.
After all, he has only been in this circle for a short time and does not know a lot of information and secrets.
So Ah Huang briefly talked about the Nine Civet Cats...