In this way, Xiao Lezi was packed up and sent to the legendary "special" official room...a place specifically responsible for handling royal toilets. To put it bluntly, they were responsible for cleaning toilets.
Xiao Lezi looked at the pile of toilets in front of him and held it in for a long time. In the end, he could only raise his middle finger to God: "I bought a watch last year!"
As a professional cleaner responsible for washing toilets, Xiao Lezi clearly realized that this was a low-level and low-level job with no development prospects, no room for promotion, and no benefits. Not surprisingly, she would spend the rest of her life no matter what.
Life, old age, illness and death, wealth or poverty, will all be spent hand in hand with these smelly toilets that are said to be priceless.
If you want to ask her how she feels at the moment, she can't think of any other more appropriate adjective except the word "fuck."
Damn it, I will change my job even if I die!
After three days of stinking, Xiao Lezi tossed and turned, stayed up all night, and finally made up her mind to change jobs. Job-hopping required connections, and she only knew Eunuch Zhao in this palace, so she found an opportunity to sneak out of the palace and find Zhao.
Father-in-law, please ask him to help her change jobs.
She cried and acted, rolled around in a cute way, no matter how shameless she was, she used all the tricks she could use, like a rogue monkey who couldn't get rid of her.
Eunuch Zhao was so tormented by her that his head was as big as a bucket, but he refused to let go. Finally, seeing that she still refused to give up, he patiently told her the truth: "Xiao Lezi, don't forget that you are a
No matter what your status is, if the Zajia family arranges you to go to another place, when you grow up in the future, you will show flaws in your figure and cause a big disaster. No one can afford this crime. You are only suitable to stay in the official room. There is no normal life there.
If people are willing to go, even if you grow to seventy or eighty years old, no one may notice the changes in your body shape. For you, it is the most safe and reliable."
Xiao Lezi was given a slap in the face, and suddenly realized that he was actually a girl. Now, with the identity of a fake eunuch, the most important thing is to keep a low profile and keep a low profile. It is safest to never let anyone notice you.
She let go of her hand in disappointment, sniffed, and said aggrievedly: "Is there no other way?"
"If you can find a capable master to protect you in this palace, maybe you can leave here and fly on a branch to become a phoenix. By then, no one will care about your identity," Eunuch Zhao bowed his head.
Looking at her, his eyes were full of pity.
She followed his gaze and saw her small breasts, which were as small as washboards...
With such a dry little body, if she wants to seduce a nobleman in the palace, unless that nobleman is blind, she will never succeed in her life!
Xiao Lezi felt that her dignity as a woman had been insulted, and she breathed pitifully with her eyes hanging: "Thank you, Eunuch Zhao, for the reminder. Xiao Lezi realized that I was wrong." (To be continued)