"Okay, it's smart to know your mistakes and correct them. Get up quickly. The Za family has things to do, and I don't have time to waste time here with you."
Xiao Lezi returned to the official room in despair, wishing he could stuff his head into the toilet and smoke himself to death.
The so-called life is worse than death, is exactly what she feels at this moment.
Holding the gold-painted toilet in his arms, Xiao Lezi scrubbed it vigorously while complaining: "It's such a crazy thing. Even the toilet is made of this shit-yellow color, so you don't have to worry about getting hemorrhoids when you poop, and it will hurt you when you go back."
Rolling all over the floor, with broken chrysanthemums, wounds all over the place..."
Unconsciously, she hummed the classic song "Chrysanthemum Terrace", which aggravated her melancholy mood of having painful balls and tight assholes.
When she hummed to the eighth time, the toilet in her hand was finally washed. After wiping the toilet clean, she picked it up and walked to the container truck next to it. Unexpectedly, her foot slipped and the toilet quietly fell out of her hand. In her panic, she
Under his gaze, it drew a gorgeous arc in the air, and finally fell to the ground with a chirp and broke into pieces.
According to the rules, anyone who damages items in the palace must not only pay compensation according to the price, but also slap thirty big boards as a punishment.
Thinking that his chrysanthemum was about to be brutally destroyed by the feudal imperial power, Xiao Lezi suddenly sweated like rain, clamped his legs, covered the chrysanthemum with his hands, and showed an expression similar to constipation: "Oh my goodness, what should I do?
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She knelt down, picked up the pieces of wood, and gestured left and right, maybe she could piece them together again.
Just as she was told, she picked up all the wood fragments, put them together one by one, and then glued them together with paste. When the paste dried, she painted it with a layer of gold paint. From the appearance
, basically no flaws can be found.
"Haha, I'm really a genius!" Xiao Lezi smiled happily. When the paint dried, she gently picked up the golden toilet and put it gently on the container truck. She watched the container truck go away.
, disappeared at the end of sight.
"Dear, once the goods in our store are sold, we will not accept returns or exchanges for any reason, Yaoyaoda~" Xiao Lezi blew a kiss in the direction of the container truck leaving. She was extremely happy to have escaped the disaster and decided to
I'm going to reward myself with one more steamed bun today.
As for the golden toilet, it was soon sent to the East Palace and placed in the prince's private clean room...
The prince of the Southern Chu Dynasty is only thirteen years old this year. He is really a handsome young man. He is usually very pampered and well-off, but he accidentally caught a cold these past two days and felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach. He went to clean the house in the middle of the night.
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He allowed the waiter to help him take off his pants, and then squatted on the toilet with his bare buttocks to excrete the filth in his abdomen. He was about to get up and put on his pants, but unexpectedly, a flow of air suddenly surged out of his abdomen and quickly followed his intestines.
Wandering away. Before he could stop it, this naughty air flow spurted out along the chrysanthemum, making a popping sound.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was stunned for a moment, but soon came to his senses. It was just a fart. It is human nature and understandable.
The chamberlain next to him didn't dare to behave in the slightest. When he saw His Highness the Crown Prince getting up, he immediately knelt down and helped him put on his trousers.
At this moment, the toilet made a crisp clicking sound, followed by several cracks, and finally collapsed and scattered on the ground, with no body intact! (To be continued)