Every word she spoke was like a knife, stabbing into Xiao Feng's heart, so painful that he almost couldn't breathe.
He originally thought he was ready to be scolded, but Xiaolezi could always say words that he couldn't resist. She was his weak spot, and the slightest move would cause pain all over his body.
Xiao Feng gritted his teeth and suddenly chased after him, pulled Xiao Lezi into his arms and hugged him tightly: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, please don't do this to me, okay?"
His voice was low and muffled, revealing deep grievance, which made Xiao Lezi's heart tremble.
Damn, she was raped, okay? Why does it look like he was raped by her?!
This is unscientific!
Xiao Lezi stood still like a stone, with the corner of his mouth twitching: "If you are a man, don't be such a mother-in-law and let me go!"
"Don't let go," Xiao Feng hugged me tighter, "If I let go, you will definitely ignore me."
"Even if you don't let go, I will never pay attention to you again."
"Anyway, you won't pay attention to me no matter if you let go or not, so I can't let go anymore."
Xiao Lezi rolled his eyes, are you being a rogue? My sister is more rogue than you!
She grabbed his arms with both hands, took advantage of his joy, suddenly bent her right leg, and slammed into him with her knee.
If you apply too much force, you can almost hear a slight cracking sound.
Xiao Feng's face turned pale with pain, and he immediately let go of her, bending his upper body down and remaining motionless in place, unable to move for a long time.
Xiao Lezi backed away quickly and snorted coldly: "Compared to what you did to me, this lesson is nothing. Don't mess with me again in the future, or I will twist you off!"
After saying that, she raised her chin and walked away arrogantly.
When she was far away, Xiao Feng finally couldn't help but squat down, gritting his teeth in pain, thinking that this woman was really cunning, she could pull off such a dirty trick!
He squatted on the ground for a long time and finally regained his breath. He was still in pain, and he didn't know if it would affect some of his abilities...
Being kicked so hard by my own woman that I couldn't even get up, it makes my balls hurt just thinking about it.
Xiao Feng was about to go back when he caught a glimpse of the small hole in the ground that would not be covered in the future. He became curious. He reluctantly walked over and saw the small cloth bag placed in the hole. He reached out and picked up the small cloth bag. A strong smell of
The smell of medicine hit my face.
When I opened the small cloth bag, it was full of medicinal residue.
This is Xiaolezi's medicine. Is she really sick?
Xiao Feng was worried. If he asked Xiao Lezi directly, she would definitely not tell him the truth. He put the medicine bag in his sleeve and planned to go back and have someone check what medicines were in it. Maybe they could guess some of the truth.
Xiao Lezi returned to Tianyi Palace. She was in a happy mood after getting her revenge and decided to go to the small kitchen to steal an egg to comfort herself.
She peeled off the shell of the hard-boiled egg and just stuffed it into her mouth when Cabbage suddenly rushed in, grabbed her without any explanation and shouted: "The seventh prince is sick, hurry up and take a look!"
Xiao Lezi was so frightened by her that her little hand slipped, and she stuffed the whole egg into her mouth, and it got stuck in her throat, unable to move up or down.
"The Seventh Prince doesn't know what happened, but he just woke up from a nap and his face was so pale that I was scared to death. I wanted to see what happened to him, but he kicked me out angrily. Do you think he was?
What kind of strange disease have you got? Hey, you should say something!" Cabbage said for a long time but didn't hear a response. He turned around and saw Xiao Lezi pinching his neck, his whole face turned red.
Cabbage was startled by her and rushed over: "What's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"
Xiao Lezi pointed at his throat and painfully squeezed out three words: "Egg... choke..."
Cabbage understood immediately, grabbed her shoulders, and knocked hard on the back of her neck.
Xiao Lezi was in pain, opened her mouth wide, and the egg slipped out of her mouth. She took a deep breath and wiped off the cold sweat, she finally came to life!
Cabbage patted her back gently to comfort her, and couldn't help teasing: "You can choke on an egg, you are so awesome!"
Xiao Lezi rolled his eyes at her: "If you hadn't just barged in rashly, would I have been so frightened by you that I almost choked to death on the eggs?!"
Damn it! If she really choked to death on an egg, she would be too embarrassed to do a memorial ceremony. She couldn't write in the memorial ceremony how she was a great person in her life, and finally died of a small egg, right? This is too much
I lost my status to the time-traveling army!
After hearing what she said, Cabbage realized that it was him who had caused her to choke on the egg just now. Cabbage smiled guiltily and immediately changed the subject: "Come with me quickly, the Seventh Prince is really sick!"
Xiao Yu's illness was a big deal. Xiao Lezi immediately put aside the egg matter and followed Cabbage to the inner hall, where he saw Xiao Yu sitting on the bed holding a quilt.
His face didn't look right, he was very pale, his expression was a little dazed and uneasy, and his knuckles holding the quilt were faintly white.
Seeing his appearance, Xiao Lezi's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he really had some terminal illness? This shouldn't be the case. The imperial doctor would check the pulses of all the masters on time every month. If he had any disease
, I didn’t see the imperial doctor say anything a few days ago.
Cabbage and others tried to get close to Xiao Yu, trying to persuade him to relax, but they provoked an even stronger reaction from Xiao Yu. He threw the pillow out and yelled: "Get away! Don't touch me!"
The slaves quickly retreated, and the exquisite porcelain pillow fell to the ground, shattering into pieces, with broken porcelain pieces flying everywhere.
Cabbage failed to avoid it, and his wrist was cut by the porcelain piece, and a trace of blood spilled out.
Xiao Lezi immediately took out a handkerchief and helped her cover the wound: "You take the people out first and apply some medicine to the wound. I will take care of it here."
"Can you do it alone?" Cabbage covered the wound with a handkerchief and looked at Xiao Lezi worriedly, "The seventh prince has always been kind and cheerful, but this is the first time I've seen him lose his temper.
It’s really scary.”
Xiao Lezi patted her shoulder gently and comforted: "It's okay, don't worry too much, it will be fine when the Seventh Prince calms down. You go out first, so that no one else gets hurt. The time I spent with the Seventh Prince
For the longest time, he also trusts me the most on weekdays. If he believes in what I say, he should be able to listen to a few words."
"I hope so," Cabbage sighed, led the others out, and before closing the door, he did not forget to tell her, "Be careful, we will wait outside. If you need anything, call us."
Xiaolezi nodded: "I understand."
After everyone else left, Xiao Lezi and Xiao Yu were the only two people left in the inner hall. She took a deep breath, slowly approached the bed, stared at Xiao Yu, and said softly: "Seventh Prince
, the slave is a little bit of fun, if you have anything unhappy, can you tell the slave?"
Hearing Xiao Lezi's voice, Xiao Yu's eyes moved slightly. He slowly raised his head and saw Xiao Lezi's nervous face. His eyes suddenly turned red and he said aggrievedly: "Xiao Lezi, am I going to die?"
Xiao Lezi's heart tightened, and he immediately strode over and hugged him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. If you have anything to say, tell me slowly. No matter what difficulties you encounter, I will always be with you."
"I...I..." Xiao Yu lowered her eyes nervously, her eyelashes trembling slightly, her eyes getting redder and redder, and even her cheeks turned a bright red, and her eyes filled with mist were alluring.
The amorous feelings made Xiao Lezi swallow his saliva unkindly. He really wanted to strip him naked and ravage him!
Don’t blame her for being too wretched, it’s just that this kid is so good at seducing people into committing crimes, Ami Tofu.
Xiao Lezi resisted the urge to rush forward and transform into a wolf, and patiently asked in a low voice: "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
"I...I don't know..." Xiao Yu hesitated for a long time, but couldn't tell the cause and effect. Finally, he gritted his teeth, became worried, lifted the quilt directly, and pointed at the place under him.
There was a wet place, and I wanted to cry without tears. "I woke up after sleeping and found that my pants were wet, as well as the quilt... I am so old, why do I still wet the bed? Am I suffering from some disease?
?”
"..." Xiao Lezi looked at his wet pants and his pitiful appearance. He was lifted up in one breath and almost laughed out loud.
It's so cute to be able to scare yourself like this even if you have no sperm!
Xiao Lezi managed to keep a straight face and kept a serious look, but the smile in her eyes was getting thicker and thicker, and she couldn't hide it. Looking at her star-like eyes, Xiao Yu was slightly startled, not knowing why:
"Why are you looking at me like this? Am I right?"
Xiao Lezi then remembered that when every prince was growing up, there would be a confidant eunuch by his side to teach them about adult matters, which naturally included nocturnal emissions. There was no one around Xiao Yu like Eunuch Xia.
The only eunuch who was close to him was Xiao Lezi. As a woman, she completely forgot about this aspect of a man's growth and ignored the necessary guidance process, so that Xiao Yu was faced with a sudden change.
The reaction to the coming nocturnal emission will be so great.
In the final analysis, this matter was Xiao Lezi's negligence, but she was thick-skinned and didn't feel guilty at all. Instead, she laughed over it in her heart.
Seeing Xiao Yu's pitiful appearance like a frightened deer really satisfied her evil taste.
She raised her bright eyes: "You don't have to worry. This is a nocturnal emission. It is a normal phenomenon of the body. It is a sign of your growing up. In the future, you will have this situation again every once in a while."
Hearing that this was not a sign of illness, Xiao Yu finally relaxed and twisted her body in embarrassment: "Then have you also had nocturnal emissions?"
Emma, this kid is really good at asking questions. He asked such a vulgar question in such a serious tone, which unexpectedly made people feel cute! Facepalm, she is really hopeless!
She cleared her throat and replied in a pretentious manner: "The slave is a eunuch, and the organs that can produce nocturnal emissions have been cut off."
"Oh," Xiao Yu nodded as if taught, thought about it seriously, and then looked at her curiously, "Can I see you?"
"..." Xiao Lezi twitched the corner of his mouth, remained silent for a moment, and flatly refused, "No."
Xiao Yu lowered her eyes in disappointment: "I can show you mine, why can't you show it to me?" (To be continued)