She originally just wanted to watch the fun, but suddenly she found herself being pulled in and had to get out immediately! She pushed him away, stood up, and took out clean clothes from the closet: "Your pants are wet, you keep sitting like this
You'll catch a cold, so you need to change into a pair of pants quickly."
Xiao Yu took off his pants openly in front of her. Xiao Lezi's eyebrows jumped and she helped him put on clean pants without changing his expression.
After serving him for so many years, Xiao Lezi didn't know how many times he had seen him, and he was already used to it.
The life of a female man is so strong that no explanation is needed.
Xiao Lezi helped Xiao Yu finish dressing, then took off all the sheets and bedding, called Cabbage and others in, and sent all the wet things to the clothing bureau.
As a result, the sheets got wet. Cabbage didn't understand the reason and couldn't help but mutter in a low voice: "I didn't realize that the Seventh Prince still wets the bed at such an old age..."
Xiao Lezi's lips twitched when he happened to hear these words. He might as well give Cabbage a physiological lesson someday, but the most important thing right now is to give Xiao Yu a physiological education.
In order to prevent Xiao Yu from asking obscene questions, Xiao Lezi drew two pictures of men in advance. It happened that Xiao Lezi was on duty tonight, and while everyone was sleeping, she grabbed Xiao Yu to popularize physiological knowledge.
When Xiao Lezi mentioned that the fantasy object of a man's first nocturnal emission was his closest friend of the opposite sex, Xiao Yu's face suddenly turned red and he glanced at her uncomfortably. When he went to bed at noon, he dreamed of himself stripping off Xiao Lezi.
clothes, and hugged Xiao Lezi together. When he woke up, he found that he was wet...
According to Xiao Lezi, could it be that he had some evil thoughts towards Xiao Lezi that he shouldn't have?
He felt weak and buried his head even lower.
Xiao Lezi knocked on his head: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Xiao Yu raised her head and looked at her blankly: "What did you just say?"
"..." Xiao Lezi rolled his eyes and repeated patiently, "My slave just said that if you have nocturnal emissions, it means that you have grown into a man. It won't be long before we have to make arrangements for you."
Woman**, let a woman teach you the things in the house, so that you can better serve the royal family in the future."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yu's expression immediately changed: "Why do you want to arrange a woman for me? I don't need it!"
"This is a rule in the palace. Any prince who has had nocturnal emissions must arrange for a woman to have sex. If you don't believe it, you can ask your royal brothers. They have also experienced this."
Xiao Yu pursed her lips and looked unhappy: "I don't need those messy women, I just have you."
He accidentally let it slip, and his heart skipped a beat. He immediately closed his mouth and glanced nervously at Xiao Lezi, only to see that she didn't understand the deeper meaning. He felt both happy and disappointed in his heart.
Xiao Lezi smiled and patted his shoulder: "It may be very nervous for the first time. I can understand you very well. You don't have to worry. I will also help you with women's affairs. If you have any requirements, you can tell me as much as possible."
, I will never bring those messy women in front of you, just trust my vision!"
"It's not that I don't believe in your vision, I just...just..." He opened his mouth, a word stuck in his throat, and couldn't spit it out, and he was angry and anxious.
Seeing his appearance, Xiao Lezi smiled even more happily: "Don't say it, I all know this. If you don't know how to face a woman, you can find an opportunity later to ask your royal brothers for advice.
I believe they will give you some advice."
This matter was getting darker and darker, and Xiao Yu was so anxious that he almost cried. However, no matter how he explained it, Xiao Lezi always said "I understand", leaving him speechless.
That night, Xiao Yu tossed and turned in bed and struggled for half the night before she managed to fall asleep. The next day, she woke up without any surprise with a pair of panda eyes.
After breakfast, Xiao Yu went to the Imperial Academy to attend classes. When he came back from school in the afternoon, as soon as he entered the Tianyi Hall, Xiao Lezi greeted him with a smile, mysteriously pulled him into the inner hall, and then took out more than a dozen portraits of women.
Put them in front of him and lay them out one by one: "Look, which one do you like?"
Xiao Yu just glanced at it briefly, then immediately turned away and said in a huff, "I won't look at it, take them all away!"
Looking at his awkward and arrogant little appearance, Xiao Lezi was not annoyed, but smiled even more joyfully: "Don't be shy, come and take a look. These were all painted by the slave today. It took a lot of effort to draw them, so I almost lifted my arms."
I can’t get up. Just take a look at the slave for working so hard..."
"I didn't ask you to draw it, it's just your own passion!" Xiao Yu snorted coldly, with a cold expression.
These words were a bit harsh, and Xiao Lezi's face immediately darkened: "You really don't want to read it?"
"I said I won't look at it, so I won't look at it!" Xiao Yu said resolutely, feeling a little excited. She reached out and grabbed all the portraits on the table and tore them to pieces on the spot. "Such messy things will never be seen again.
You must bring it to me again!"
The scraps of paper were tossed up by him and scattered down one after another.
Xiao Lezi pursed his lips and said word by word: "It's my servant's fault. From now on, I won't meddle in your business."
After saying that, she turned around and left without looking back. Xiao Yu called her several times, but she ignored him.
Seeing her leaving, Xiao Yu was very upset. How could he have annoyed her so well?!
He felt very bitter, but as far as the matter of sex was concerned, he insisted that he was right. Since there was nothing wrong, there was definitely no need to apologize. He decided to wait until Xiao Lezi's anger subsided.
Ideals are full, reality is backbone, Xiao Yu underestimated Xiao Lezi's ability to hold grudges.
Sister Cabbage has been very conflicted recently. She found that the air pressure in Tianyi Palace was a bit low, especially when Xiao Lezi stood in front of Xiao Yu. The atmosphere between the two people was always weird. What was wrong with her?
I can't tell, I just feel that Xiao Lezi seems to be a lot silent... Of course, this is just in front of Xiao Yu. In private, Xiao Lezi is still as mean as before.
Ever since, the always-nervous girl Cabbage finally became sensitive and found out that Xiao Lezi was having a tantrum with Xiao Yu!
Why is Xiao Lezi so angry? The cabbage girl spread her hands and said helplessly that she was not blind. Every time she saw Xiao Lezi walking past Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu's expression was pitiful.
With such a cute little boy, you can immediately understand the twists and turns here.
When these two people got into a temper tantrum, the Cabbage Girl sandwiched between them was as big as a bushel. She couldn't bear to see Xiao Yu's miserable appearance, and there was no way to persuade Xiao Lezi to calm down.
The meat cannot be turned over even if you want to.
At this time, a figure that he had not seen for a long time suddenly appeared. The Ninth Prince Xiao Shuiyuan suddenly entered the palace. He did not run to Biquan Palace to make the old queen happy as usual. Instead, he went straight to the gate of Tianyi Palace and carried the
Xiao Yu went to the school grounds to ride horses.
Xiao Yu has been in a bad mood recently. He swung the riding crop with a little more force. The horse was sore from the whip that he raised his hooves and ran very fast.
Xiao Shuiyuan just followed him slowly and leisurely. Looking at his young figure galloping, Xiao Shuiyuan's eyes flashed with relief. In a blink of an eye, this child has grown so big now. If Lan'er is still alive, he should be very happy.
Yes.
After running a few laps, Xiao Yu finally felt a little more relaxed. He grabbed the reins and drove slowly side by side with Xiao Shuiyuan.
Xiao Shuiyuan glanced at him: "Are you worried?"
Xiao Yu pursed her lips: "It's a little annoying."
"Can you talk to Uncle Nine Emperors?"
Xiao Yu thought of his scandalous behavior and firmly declined his kindness: "No, I can handle any small matter myself."
Xiao Shuiyuan showed a sad expression: "I was actually disliked by my beloved nephew. Uncle Nine Emperors' heart is broken~"
He deliberately prolonged the last four words and turned them around several times, which made Xiao Yu's body get goosebumps and she almost vomited out her breakfast.
"It's really nothing. Uncle Nine Emperors, please don't embarrass me."
Xiao Shuiyuan snorted twice, changed the subject, and suddenly asked: "You should be thirteen this year, right?"
"Well, I'll be fourteen in two months."
"You are now a little man," Xiao Shuiyuan raised the corner of his mouth, "I once heard that your future ideal is to be a general. Now that you have grown up, do you want to follow Uncle Nine Emperors to go out and have a career?"
Xiao Yu was slightly startled, blinked, and asked without answering: "Are you planning to take me out of the palace?"
"Although the matter in Beiyan has been resolved and the group of Tatars have also suffered heavy losses, they are nomadic people and have extremely strong survival ability. We were not able to capture them all this time. I am afraid that wildfire will not burn them all.
The spring breeze is blowing again, and I have asked your Majesty for orders. At the beginning of next month, I have to lead my army to the border pass to eradicate the escaped Tartars." At this point, Xiao Shuiyuan's face showed a fierce and fierce look,
He is completely different from the usual carefree image, "This time I beat the drowned dog hard. If you can follow me, you can take this opportunity to hone yourself and pave the way for your future dream of being a general. Our unparalleled dynasty will open its country."
Since then, wars have rarely happened. If you miss this time, I don’t know when the next time will be. You should think about it yourself."
Men are all militants at heart. When they hear that they can go into battle to kill the enemy, they have a rush of passion. Although Xiao Yu grew up in a deep palace, he is no exception.
His heart was moved, and he licked the corner of his mouth subconsciously, feeling excited: "Uncle Nine Emperors, this matter is no joke. I have to ask my father for permission before I can make a decision."
Knowing that he had already thought about it, Xiao Shuiyuan calmed down and without much persuasion, he nodded and said: "It is indeed necessary to talk to His Majesty, but this matter must be done quickly. We have to set off at the beginning of next month. Before that, not only can you
You have to explain everything and pack your luggage. Marching and fighting is both hard and dangerous. Just look at your eldest brother and you will know that you have to be mentally prepared."
He was taking a vaccination to prevent Xiao Yu from calming down and thinking about Xiao Yun being almost crippled on the battlefield, and then getting scared again, which would be troublesome. (To be continued)