Xu Jia hurriedly found Master Yunxiang, prescribed a prescription for her, explained the reason for the wish, and asked Master Yunxiang to be accommodating.
Master Yunxiang frowned: "The donor is an expert sorcerer, why do you come here to fulfill your wish? Ciyun Temple is not a famous temple."
Xu Jia immediately gave Master Yunxiang a high hat: "Although Ciyun Nunnery is small, Master Yunxiang is profound in Buddhism and has profound mind power. With you as the host, Ciyun Nunnery will be like a pheasant turning into a phoenix or a carp jumping over the dragon's gate."
, glory is just around the corner.”
After all, Xu Jia is an immortal who has lived for three thousand years, has an insight into the world, and is very good at the trick of carrying people in a sedan chair. Practice makes perfect.
Master Ciyun was flattered by Xu Jia, and she felt comfortable and smiling: "Allow me, Almsgiver Xu. Almsgiver Xu has great supernatural powers, and he will definitely not need my help when he fulfills his wish."
"Thank you, Master, for being so accommodating!"
Master Yunxiang opened the Incense Pavilion for Xu Jia.
The Incense Pavilion is a niche where melons and fruits are worshipped and where gods and Buddhas are connected.
Xu Jia sneaked in two big bags and hurriedly closed the door.
"I feel relieved now."
Xu Jia opened two pockets, took out two beauties tied with paper, and stood in front of the altar table.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was enshrined above the Buddhist hall. Xu Jia moved Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva down and replaced it with Zhu Bajie’s statue of the Pure Altar Messenger.
Xu Jia replaced the melons and fruits on the offering table with small animals, that is, chickens, ducks and fish.
At this moment, if Master Yunxiang barged in and looked at the paper man and the mistress, she would definitely faint from anger.
Xu Jia burned the incense and closed his eyes. His fingers flashed rapidly, he performed a meditation formula, and he spoke plausibly.
"Tai Shang Tai Xing, adaptability is endless, wisdom is clear, the mind is peaceful, the three souls are eternal, the soul is not dejected, Tai Shang Laojun is as anxious as the law."
In an instant, Xu Jia's temperament became extremely peaceful, and his body, eyes, mouth, nose, and ears entered a state of stillness and selflessness.
The Tao Qi all over the body gathered on the ring finger of the left hand. The Tao Qi swelled and a red light shot out, forming a Bagua pattern, surrounding Xu Jia in the center.
Hula la...
The paper figurine sizzled and burned, turning into wisps of flying ash.
The watermelons were shattered one by one, and the tribute fruit plate was shaking.
Xu Jia made a hand gesture and sang a mantra to invite the gods.
"Mighty and majestic, the canopy is handsome, and the nine-toothed nail rake is close to the body; ten years of hardships and winds, frosts, and tribulations have led to the Buddha's body."
"Ciyun Temple, three animal sacrifices, the fragrance of plain wine, the beauty is charming, I respectfully invite the envoy to clean the altar to come, the Supreme Lord is as anxious as the law."
The technique of praying for divine spells should be unbiased.
The mantra must be word for word.
The formation must flow and rotate in a circle.
This required a lot of Xu Jia's Tao Qi.
Xu Jia was trembling all over, his face was purple from holding back, his eyes were blurred, beads of sweat were falling, and his Tao Qi was leaking out at a terrifying speed.
If he hadn't refined the evil ghost and swallowed a Qi Refining Pill, he would have exhausted his Dao Qi and fallen to the ground.
"Why isn't Bajie here? This guy is so lazy. You also enjoyed the beauty, you also ate the chicken, duck and fish. You can't just eat and not work."
As soon as Xu Jia recited the curse to pray to the gods, he cursed Zhu Bajie a hundred times in his heart.
Just when Xu Jia was almost unable to hold on any longer, he suddenly heard a gust of mysterious wind blowing up, so fierce and violent that he could not open his eyes.
"Old pig, let me have a good sleep. Who is asking me over and over again? It's really annoying and makes me unhappy. I have a nine-tooth rake to serve you."
Xuanfeng was in a trance, and a big belly with a pig's head and a human body appeared.
Xu Jia excitedly rushed forward and hugged Zhu Bajie's thick arm: "Bajie, I am Xu Jia, you pig head is finally here."
"Damn it, it turns out to be your kid. No wonder you fall in love with me. She's a beauty and she's a bastard. If it weren't for the beauty and wine to seduce me, I wouldn't be bothered to show up."
Zhu Bajie saw that there was plain wine on the altar table, picked it up and drank it all. He looked at Xu Jia with drunken eyes and gave a thumbs up: "Xu Jia, you are a good boy. Even Chang'e dares to sleep with you. You are more blessed than me.
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Xu Jia grimaced: "Obviously it was Chang'e who slept with me, okay? I am the victim, but no one will believe me if I say this."
Zhu Bajie nodded fiercely: "Others don't believe it, but I, Old Zhu, believe you."
"Bajie, why do you believe me?"
"Because I am a victim too."
Zhu Bajie angrily smashed the wine glass: "At first, everyone thought it was me, Old Zhu, who was obsessed with me and molesting Chang'e. In fact, it was Chang'e who deliberately seduced me and made me numb. Who can understand this kind of suffering? I have been holding it in for thousands of years."
"However, you are luckier than me, old pig. At least you still have an avatar in the human world. I was directly punished by the Jade Emperor and reincarnated into a pig."
"Bajie, it turns out we are connected by the same fate."
Xu Jia was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry. He opened Erguotou and borrowed wine with Zhu Bajie to pretend to be crazy. One drink for you and one for me, and they drank to their heart's content.
"Bajie, I don't understand. Even if I sleep with Chang'e, what does it have to do with the Jade Emperor?"
"Xu Jia, you are not as smart as a pig like me."
Zhu Bajie had a mysterious face and lowered his voice: "Let me tell you secretly, the Jade Emperor has long been coveting Chang'e. It's just that the Queen Mother is not easy to deal with. The Jade Emperor has some scruples."
"Holy crap, this is actually happening?" Xu Jia was stunned.
Bajie smiled bitterly: "I am an unlucky guy. That day, the Queen Mother was on a business trip, and the Jade Emperor finally had a chance to get close to Chang'e."
"Chang'e saw through the Jade Emperor's thoughts, and in a hurry, she deliberately seduced me, and I, the old pig, suffered."
"As a result, I ruined the Jade Emperor's good deeds and was cast down into the mortal world and became a pig."
Xu Jia slapped his thigh in surprise: "I understand, the Queen Mother went out for a trip yesterday, and the Jade Emperor finally found an opportunity to get close to Chang'e. Chang'e was in a hurry, so she repeated her old tricks and used me as a shield."
"You are smart, kid."
Zhu Bajie laughed loudly: "Tell me, Chang'e was originally the Jade Emperor's fruit, but your kid picked it. Can the Jade Emperor not be angry?"
Xu Jia's face was full of depression: "Hey, Chang'e is not good at harming anyone, so why did she harm me specifically?"
Zhu Bajie snorted: "Don't take advantage of me and act like a good boy. Who made your boy so handsome? Sleeping with Chang'e is a blessing that you have cultivated for thousands of years. All the gods and goddesses are envious of you."
Xu Jia was extremely depressed: "This is also my fate."
Zhu Bajie drank too much and thought of the chaos in heaven. He put his arms around Xu Jia's shoulders and laughed.
"Hoho, you don't know how angry the Jade Emperor is. He actually mobilized heavenly soldiers and generals to search the three realms to take you back and torture you."
"He also asked Taishang Laojun to catch you. Taishang Laojun was really kind to you. He ignored the Jade Emperor and went into seclusion. But it made the Jade Emperor's nose crooked with anger. It was really funny."
"Bajie, what happened next?"
"What else can I do? Brother Monkey stands up to support you. Who dares to explode? The Jade Emperor can only blow his beard and stare."
Xu Jia was so excited that he didn't smile: "Brother Monkey is so powerful?"
"Brother Monkey is so powerful in the background. Think about it, Monk Tang is now the second most important person in the Buddhist sect, and he is at the top of the world. Patriarch Bodhi is also a big boss in the Taoist sect, and he keeps his word. In addition, Brother Monkey has defeated the Buddha in a battle, and he is immortal and has magical power reaching the heavens.
Who dares to offend such a powerful force?"
Xu Jia beamed excitedly: "So, I'm safe?"
"Safety?"
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly: "Xu Jia, you are too naive..." (To be continued)