Xu Jia's heart sank: "Is there anything fishy in this?"
Zhu Bajie had a look of disdain on his face: "The Jade Emperor is secretly hiding, and he is not willing to let you go. Although he won't cause you any trouble on the surface, he will definitely stumble you secretly. Who doesn't know that he has the smallest mind?"
Xu Jia was startled: "Bajie, you must know the inside information, right?"
Zhu Bajie smiled proudly: "Brother Monkey has helped you find out the Jade Emperor's plan. In seven days, it will be the day when Kui Mulang will patrol the lower world. Kui Mulang is the Jade Emperor's lackey and only wants to get promoted and make a fortune. This opportunity
He won't let it go."
"Kui Mulang?"
Xu Jia cursed angrily: "This guy is really a bastard. Fortunately, I have refined magic weapons for him before. I didn't expect that he would be the first to deal with me."
"But Kui Mulang shouldn't be able to find me, right? He is just one of the twenty-four constellations, and his magic power is not that powerful."
Zhu Bajie shook his head: "Don't forget, you slept with Chang'e, and your soul was contaminated with Chang'e's charming fragrance."
"Although Kui Mulang's magic power is not high, he has a magic weapon in his hand called a star search disk. It can not only locate your location, but also search the sky for stars. As long as you store Chang'e's Meixiang for comparison, you will definitely be able to find your whereabouts.
"
Xu Jia was startled and broke into a cold sweat: "Yes, why did I neglect the star search disk? The most annoying thing is that I secretly refined this star search disk for Kui Mulang behind the back of Taishang Laojun.
I didn’t expect that I would fall into the hands of the astrolabe searcher.”
Zhu Bajie patted Xu Jia on the shoulder and comforted him: "This is a fate, just accept your fate."
"Get out of here, you bastard, I won't accept your fate."
Xu Jia's eyes burned with fire: "Taoism has a saying that man can conquer nature. Do you think I, Xu Jia, am easy to mess with?"
"That day, Brother Monkey dared to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Am I, Xu Jia, going to die as a coward? As a paralyzed person, whoever wants me to die, I will let him die first."
"Have the guts!"
Zhu Bajie gave a thumbs up and laughed loudly: "Brother Monkey said before that you are not someone to be trifled with, but I still didn't believe it. Only today did I know that Brother Monkey's fiery eyes are definitely not in vain."
Xu Jia clenched his fists and sighed helplessly: "Hey, weren't you forced?"
Zhu Bajie smiled mysteriously: "Actually, taking a walk in the human world may not be a bad thing."
"Is the so-called experience just a practice in seclusion? Cultivation in the world of mortals is the fundamental path."
"Brother Monkey, Tang Monk, Junior Brother Sha, and I, if we didn't walk around the world and go through eighty-one hardships, how could we achieve where we are today?"
"So, Xu Jia, this catastrophe is both a hardship and an opportunity for you."
"Think about it, even though you have boundless power and have been in the Heavenly Palace for three thousand years, you are still just an unorganized immortal."
"However, as long as you cultivate successfully in the human world, you will have the opportunity to become the Taoist Immortal Ancestor. Brother Monkey and I will be your role models."
Xu Jia suddenly became enlightened and danced excitedly: "Bajie, you look like a pig with a pig's head. I didn't expect you to have great wisdom. I admire you."
"I like to hear this."
Zhu Bajie was flattered by Xu Jia and smiled from ear to ear: "The most urgent task is to deal with Kuimulang's disaster within seven days. As long as we get through it, we can overcome the immediate crisis."
"It's just that this level is very difficult. There's nothing I can do about it. The astrolabe search is really awesome."
There was a cunning look in Xu Jia's eyes: "Don't worry Bajie, after thinking about this, it's not impossible."
Zhu Bajie was very curious: "You have almost no magic power, how can you still eliminate disasters?"
Xu Jia snorted proudly: "Kui Mulang wants to find me, and he relies on the star search disk. However, I refined the star search disk, and there is a fatal blind spot that only I know."
"What shortcomings?"
"Search the astrolabe, search all the stars, but I can't search for the person who is destined to offend the Yin evil star. As long as I stay with the person who is destined to offend the Yin evil star on the seventh day, Kui Mulang is destined to return empty-handed."
"Haha, Xu Jia, I really belong to you."
Zhu Bajie smiled from ear to ear: "As long as you pass this level, Brother Monkey will help you with many things in the future. The premise is that you must find the person who committed Yinsha Lone Star..."
Xu Jia clenched his fists: "Don't worry, I will definitely succeed. Man can defeat nature. I, Xu Jia, will never admit defeat."
Zhu Bajie roared and laughed: "That's good, you practice hard and wait for the day when you achieve the true goal, we and Brother Monkey will do something big together."
"What's the big deal?" Xu Jia asked.
Zhu Bajie snorted mysteriously: "The rules of this heaven are extremely rotten. It's time to change the rules..."
Xu Jia suddenly understood: "I've decided to do this, let Brother Monkey wait for me with peace of mind."
Xu Jia and Zhu Bajie were drinking and chatting, laughing and cursing, very happy.
Dong dong dong...
There were twenty-four drum beats outside.
Zhu Bajie's eyes were filled with sadness, and he patted Xu Jia's shoulder: "Brother, take care, the hour has come, and I must go, old pig."
Xu Jia had tears in his eyes: "Help me bring good luck to Brother Monkey."
"must!"
Zhu Bajie stood up and started practicing, and a whirlwind started.
"Brother, I'm leaving, old pig. Oh, by the way, if you meet an old friend from Gao Laozhuang in the future, help me take care of him..."
After saying that, Zhu Bajie's pot-bellied figure disappeared into the mysterious wind.
After being enlightened by Zhu Bajie, Xu Jia looked excited and full of fighting spirit.
"That's right, walking around in the world of mortals is cultivation. There is nothing to be discouraged about."
"I must achieve righteousness. Brother Monkey is still waiting for me to do great things."
Xu Jia didn't even have time to say goodbye to Master Yunxiang. He left Ciyun Nunnery, stepped on a tricycle, and hurried back to Songjiang.
At midnight, Xu Jia came to the courtyard medicine garden, sat on the steps, and watched the stars.
He is looking for the lonely star of Yinsha.
Only when the Yin Evil Star appears, will the corresponding person who is destined to commit the Yin Evil Star appear.
This requires incredible luck.
After all, there are very few people who commit crimes against Yin Sha Lone Star.
Such people go to extremes, either living in embarrassment and poverty all their lives; or they can become successful and prosperous for a lifetime.
But those who are destined to offend the evil star will definitely be single for the rest of their lives.
"Shhhhh..."
Xu Jia was watching intently, when the sound of gurgling water came from the medicine garden, and there were vague shadows of people moving.
"who?"
Xu Jia suspected that someone was coming to steal the herbs, so he stood up and rushed in.
"Smelly Xu Jia, don't come in."
Song Xiaoshu's coquettish voice came from the medicine garden.
Xu Jia immediately understood what was going on and exited with a smile.
After a while, Song Xiaoshu ran out of the medicine garden wearing pink pajamas, stood in front of Xu Jia, pinched her waist, her face flushed, and said angrily: "Did you deliberately peek at my peeing? This girl's innocence
I was almost tainted by you."
Xu Jia curled his lips: "You're here, who knew you wouldn't go to bed in the middle of the night and went to the medicine garden to pee? I thought you were attracting thieves."
"Fuck you, is there a thief as beautiful as me?"
Song Xiaoshu's eyes widened: "Why are you hiding here in the middle of the night? I very much suspect that you have malicious intentions towards this girl. Do you... want to peek at me peeing?"
Luna Book Club: 19078548, brothers come in to play. (To be continued)