Xu Jia looked at the harsh environment around him, horrified, sighed, and said quietly: "There are six realms of reincarnation in hell. The animal realm is the most ruthless, the hell realm is the most dangerous, and the hungry ghost realm is the most painful and unbearable."
Lan Xiuhe asked: "Why?"
Xu Jia asked back: "Do you know why this place is called Hungry Ghost Road?"
Lan Xiuhe shook his head: "I don't know."
Xu Jia sighed: "That's because there is nothing to eat or drink here, not to mention food, not even tree bark, grass, leaves, mice, or wild beasts."
Lan Xiuhe took a breath of cold air: "Not even a bite to eat?"
"Of course, otherwise why would it be called Hungry Ghost Path?"
Lan Xiuhe asked in a trembling voice: "The guys trapped here must be very hungry, right?"
"No, I'm both hungry and thirsty."
Xu Jia said sadly: "Xiuhe, what will happen if you don't eat for a day?"
Lan Xiuhe said: "I can still hold on, but I'm a little hungry."
Xu Jia asked again: "What if I don't eat for three days?"
Lan Xiuhe pouted: "How is that possible? I will scream from hunger."
Xu Jia then asked: "What if I don't eat for seven days?"
Lan Xiuhe stuck out her sweet tongue: "I will starve to death."
Xu Jia asked again: "What will happen if you don't drink water for three days?"
Lan Xiuhe blurted out without even thinking: "I know this, I will die of thirst."
Xu Jia sighed: "However, people who fall into the realm of hungry ghosts have nothing to eat or drink. They have been like this for thousands of years. Do you think they are pitiful?"
"What?"
Lan Xiuhe's eyes widened in shock: "Aren't they going to starve to death or thirst to death?"
Xu Jia shook his head: "This is their pity. They are so hungry that they are dizzy, and their throats are filled with smoke when they drink. However, they cannot die and can only endure it as if they were living for years."
"Oh my god, this scene is so scary to think about."
Lan Xiuhe covered her ears, almost daring not to listen to Xu Jia's words.
Xu Jia continued to describe the terrible scene: "Think about it, if you don't drink water for a day, your throat will smoke and your body will collapse. If you don't drink water for three days, you will be on the verge of despair. At this moment, there is a bottle of water in front of you.
Even if it’s a bottle of poison, you have to drink it first. Drink poison to quench your thirst, and you don’t care if it’s poison? Or a basin of urine.”
"To use another analogy, if you haven't eaten for ten days, even if there is a bowl of dog food in front of you, you will eat it as a delicacy, right? To be more extreme, if there is only stool, you probably have to eat to satisfy your hunger first, right?"
Lan Xiuhe felt even more horrified: "Bad uncle, stop talking."
"Isn't it disgusting?"
"It's so disgusting."
"But, does it make sense?"
"It definitely makes sense."
Xu Jia sighed again and said: "What a pity, in this hungry ghost realm, even poison, urine, and feces do not exist. They can only go hungry, thirsty, and endure endless pain, but they cannot die of hunger.
You can't die, you can't live, that's the scary thing about the hungry ghost realm."
Lan Xiuhe felt irritated when he heard this: "Isn't Han Yu very pitiful?"
Xu Jia nodded: "Han Yu, a literary genius of his generation, had to endure the pain of hunger for a thousand years. It is really extremely painful."
"Where is the food? Is there any food? Where is the food?"
Xu Jia and Lan Xiuhe were talking when they heard a voice coming from the front.
Xu Jia looked up and saw a man in purple official uniform and official hat walking over.
The official hat has two wings on the left and right, making it tremble when walking, looking cool and elegant.
This official uniform is obviously the dress of a minister in the Tang Dynasty.
Han Yu's highest official position during his lifetime was the Minister of Civil Affairs, so there is no doubt that this person was Han Yu.
Han Yu was well dressed, but he was sneaky, looking around, constantly looking for something.
He covered his stomach with both hands and groaned: "Eat, where can I get something to eat?"
Lan Xiuhe said: "Uncle Bad, let's go say hello to Han Yu."
Xu Jia smiled: "Yes, as long as you are not afraid of being eaten by Han Yu."
"ah?"
Lan Xiuhe jumped and hurriedly jumped onto Xu Jia's shoulders: "Han Yu cannibalizes people?"
Xu Jia said: "I'm so hungry, why do I care if you are a human being? Human flesh is better than stone."
Han Yu was still looking for food everywhere.
Suddenly, he discovered something, jumped forward, and then stood up, holding a small Qiang between his fingers.
Han Yu was overjoyed: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, thank you so much. I can finally eat meat today. I have been eating stone for three months in a row. The last time I ate Xiaoqiang was half a year ago."
He ate Xiaoqiang in one bite and kept chewing: "It's delicious, it's really delicious, it's absolutely delicious. Like it!"
Xu Jia and Lan Xiuhe stared blankly at Han Yu eating Xiao Qiang, dumbfounded, feeling disgusting, and feeling pitiful for Han Yu.
Even Xiaoqiang ate with such gusto, how hungry he must be.
"Oh my God!"
Lan Xiuhe almost didn't dare to look any further.
"who?"
Han Yu heard the voice, like a ghost, and stood in front of Xu Jia in a flash.
The speed was as fast as a thundering roar, astonishingly fast.
"It's actually a human being? There's also a fish, haha, it's delicious. I'm lucky today. God, are you taking pity on me and giving me something to eat?"
Han Yu was so happy when he saw Xu Jia and Lan Xiuhe.
"Human flesh must be delicious, right? A fish would also be delicious."
Seeing Han Yu's eyes sparkling with excitement and looking like he was going to eat people, Lan Xiuhe became anxious and hid behind Xu Jia's neck in fear: "Bad uncle, he's going to eat people."
Xu Jia said: "No, let him eat fish first."
Lan Xiuhe acted coquettishly: "Bad uncle, if you are willing to eat me, who will play with you?"
"Okay, then let Han Yu eat me first."
Xu Jia laughed loudly and saw Han Yu charging at him ferociously, like a tiger eating a man. He quickly reached into the Qiankun bag and grabbed a handful of fragrant roast chicken legs, running towards Han Yu and throwing it away.
"Oh my gosh, the delicious grilled chicken legs."
Han Yu laughed loudly, grabbed the chicken drumstick, and ate it quickly until all the bones were left.
Then he stuffed the bone into his mouth and took a few bites until no bones were left.
"delicious."
Han Yu was overjoyed, and suddenly his eyes flashed, and a roasted whole pig fell in front of him.
This pig is quite fat, weighing 500 kilograms.
"It's actually a roasted whole pig? I'm so happy."
Han Yu was overjoyed. He picked up the whole roasted pig and ate it without caring about the oil-stained twists and dirty clothes.
In less than three minutes, Han Yu devoured the five-hundred-jin roasted whole pig, leaving no bones or residue.
Lan Xiuhe was stunned when he saw it: "This is a 500-pound pig, and it's just gone?"
Xu Jia said: "If you haven't eaten for a thousand years, a five hundred kilogram pig will still be able to eat it."
Han Yu patted his belly and said happily: "It would be better if I had some wine."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a bang and a wine jar was smashed in front of him.
The aroma of wine overflows.
"Good wine, good wine and a good wife, I'm so happy."
Han Yu jumped up excitedly, dove into the wine jar, and drank like a cow.
Gudududu!
A burst of water.
A jar of Maotai was just drunk.
Bang!
He also said that a jar of wine was thrown in front of him.
Within three minutes, Han Yu drank all the Moutai again.
Han Yu patted his belly with satisfaction.
After eating a roasted whole pig and drinking two jars of fine wine, the hunger in my belly was greatly reduced.
"You won't be too hungry in five minutes after eating such a small amount, right?"
Han Yu felt much more comfortable, and then he realized that Xu Jia was looking at him and smiling maliciously.
After having enough wine and food, Han Yu no longer had the urge to eat people.
Looking at Xu Jia's meaningful smile, Han Yu lowered his head and looked at himself.
Only then did I realize that I had eaten so much that my whole body was dirty and oily, my hat had fallen to the ground, and my face was all greasy, like a flowery dog's butt.
Xu Jia was very polite, raised his hands and asked: "Is this the official department of Han Yu and Han?"
Korean official department?
No one had mentioned this official name for a long time. When Xu Jia said this, he realized that he was an official, or a high-ranking official at the deputy ministerial level.
However, how do you look like a high-ranking official like this?
Han Yu's face flushed, and he adjusted his official hat and arranged his clothes.
The oily twist on my hands is very sticky.
There was no one here, so he rubbed his hand in the soil in a panic, and then said to Xu Jia politely: "The next one is from the Han official department. Who are you, and you actually know me?"
Now that he is neither hungry nor thirsty, he pretends to be a gentleman.
Xu Jia couldn't hold back his laughter and said, "I'm just an unknown rat, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."
"Unknown rat?"
Han Yu stared at Xu Jia for a long time and smiled coldly: "Do you really think I don't know who you are? You are Xu Jia. No matter how cunning you are, how can you hide it from me?"
Xu Jia hurriedly stretched out his thumb and flattered him: "As expected of the Han officials, you can even guess this. Master, you are worthy of being the head of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. You are extremely wise. I see you are so magnanimous and graceful."
Erya, you really envy us."
Being praised by Xu Jia, Han Yu was in a state of elation and was in a wonderful mood.
The more he was praised by Xu Jia, the higher Han Yu's attitude became. Although after five minutes, he felt a little hungry again, he still managed to pretend to be polite, put his hands behind his back, held his head high, and said: "These are all false names, not worth mentioning.
It’s not worth mentioning.”
Xu Jia said: "What a false reputation. The Han officials are upright and take care of the country's worries. They are a role model for us. Especially the sentence "The work is good because of diligence but wastes on play, and the achievements are achieved by thinking but destroyed by following." It can be called this.
This famous saying has influenced China for thousands of years. I have to give Han Libu a big thumbs up."
"Haha, give in, give in."
Han Yu was so praised by Xu Jia that he was in a state of ecstasy. Thinking of the scenery in his previous life, he was very nostalgic.
But now we are in the realm of hungry ghosts, with no food to eat and no water to drink. How miserable it is.
Xu Jia said: "Han Libu, being able to meet you is really a blessing that I have cultivated for several generations. The green mountains will not change and the green water will always flow. We will meet again later. I will go do some serious things first and we will talk another day."
He took Lan Xiuhe with him, rubbed oil on the soles of his feet, and fled.
"Wait a minute."
Han Yu was already hungry at this moment, so he rushed towards him, suppressing his hunger and pretending to be polite: "It's not that easy to leave." (To be continued)