Xu Jia didn't expect that Han Yu would be hungry in a few minutes. If he was too hungry, he would lose his mind. He hurriedly threw out a roasted whole pig and two jars of Maotai, and said: "Han Yu, I only have these delicacies. It is fate that we meet. I
I’ll give them all to you.”
“There’s something delicious again…”
When Han Yu saw the delicious food, he didn't care about anything. He hugged the whole roasted pig and ate it like a vicious dog.
Lan Xiuhe was dumbfounded: "Hey, you don't look polite at all."
"You have been starved for thousands of years. I promise you are not as gentle as him. Let's go quickly."
While Han Yu was busy eating, Xu Jia ran for the exit.
Just ran to the exit.
Whoosh!
A dazzling shadow blocked his face.
It was actually Han Yu.
Xu Jia was so angry, but he kept smiling: "Han Libu, have you finished eating?"
Han Yu nodded and patted his belly: "This little food is not enough for me to stuff between my teeth. Well, do you have anything to eat? Take it out, take it all out."
Xu Jia shook his head: "It's useless at all."
"No more." Han Yu was very disappointed. After a while, he felt a little hungry again.
Xu Jia said: "Han officials, if nothing happens, I will go out first."
"Want to go out?"
Han Yu snorted coldly: "This is my territory. No one can leave without my consent."
Xu Jia smiled: "Han officials, Han people, I know your name. You are upright and bear moral responsibility. You are an upright and good official who loves the people like his son. You are highly praised in the textbooks of our future generations.
, saying that you are the leader of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, and even Su Dongpo and his like are ranked behind you."
"Really? Haha, I didn't expect me to be so famous."
Han Yu was not very hungry now. He was flattered by Xu Jia and felt very happy.
Xu Jia added: "Han officials, Han people, you are so upright and a reasonable person. Let's borrow a way for you to make it convenient. What? Han officials, are you going to be a robber and block the road?"
"this……"
Han Yu didn't expect that Xu Jia was wearing a high hat. He was looking pretty, but the high hat turned into a stone and was smashed down fiercely.
"Yes, I am an upright and reasonable person. How could I do something that jeopardizes the Tao? Doesn't this make me lose my status? It's a bit unethical." Han Yu shook his head, blaming himself.
Xu Jia went on to say: "And I, my admiration for the Han officials is like a surging river, endless, like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control. Therefore, I prepared delicious food and good wine to honor the Han officials.
, I just hope that the Han officials will not get into trouble with me. Han officials, just let us go."
"this……"
Han Yu's face turned red.
Eaters are short-tongued, and predators are soft-handed.
I've eaten a lot of good things from Xu Jia just now. I'd be really sorry if I embarrass others again.
However, Han Yu knew that being hungry was quite uncomfortable.
This Xu Jia is his delicacy.
When he gets hungry for a while, he has to eat Xu Jia.
There is also that small fish, which can be eaten grilled to satisfy your cravings.
Han Yu had a sneaky idea in his heart, but he pretended to be polite. After thinking about it, he had an idea and laughed: "Xu Jia, it's not that I won't let you pass the test. It's because I set the questions. As long as you pass the test, you must show your ability."
Break through."
Xu Jia asked: "How to break in?"
Han Yu laughed loudly, took out a thick brush and drew it in the air.
The pen moves the dragon and the snake.
With a casual stroke, his energy leaked out and formed a large shield, and he flicked the pen again.
Silver and iron.
A sharp spear was suspended in mid-air.
In an instant, Han Yu held a shield in his left hand and a spear in his right hand, pointed at Xu Jia, and said: "It's very simple, as long as you defeat me, I will let you pass. I am a reasonable person and I will definitely fulfill my promise. You go out
Recruit."
Xu Jia looked at the big pen behind Han Yu's shoulder and took a breath of air.
I really didn't expect that Han Yu was so powerful. He drew weapons with just one stroke of a large pen.
This ability to turn one's energy into an army is truly wonderful.
Moreover, that energy was clearly that of a scholar, upright and awe-inspiring.
"It's amazing. Most people enter Taoism through martial arts, some people enter Taoism as monsters, and some people have hearts as sharp as swords. Han Yu clearly entered Taoism with the spirit of a scholar."
As the saying goes: There is poetry and calligraphy in the belly.
Poems and books have been sublimated to the extreme, and one has gained insight into world affairs, and one has entered the Tao.
Lan Xiuhe shrank back in fear: "Bad uncle, what should I do? Han Yu ate our food, drank our food, but turned his back and disowned us. He wants to beat you."
Xu Jia shook his head: "This is not good."
Lan Xiuhe encouraged Xu Jia: "Bad uncle, go and beat him up. This guy has no sense at all."
Xu Jia smiled bitterly.
To simply deal with Han Yu, it is not difficult to take out the Sky-Breaking Halberd to deal with him.
However, the next level is Overlord Xiang Yu, how should we pass it?
Therefore, Han Yu must not waste his energy in this level.
Xu Jia smiled and suddenly said to Han Yu: "Han Yu, I am a scholar, and I don't like fighting and killing the most. You have a spear and a big shield. You are clearly bullying me on purpose.
Han Libu, you are a reasonable person, are you too shameless to be violent with me, a weak scholar?"
"Um, I'm shameless?"
Han Yu's face turned red.
Being paralyzed, eating others, drinking others' food, and using force against others is quite shameless.
But the problem is, I've been hungry for a thousand years, and life is worse than death, so why do I need shame?
Han Yu said: "You don't want to use force? What do you want to do?"
Xu Jia smiled: "I think it's better to do this. We can't use force. Let's compete in literature. Han Libu, you are an outstanding scholar. Do you have the confidence to conquer me with literature?"
"Haha, I want to conquer you with words?"
When Han Yu heard this, he laughed loudly, put away his shield and spear, and twirled his beard proudly: "You want to compete with me in literature? Don't you know that this is my strongest project? I am good at poetry, books and scriptures, so
It can be said that you have learned from the past and the present. If you want to challenge me, aren't you asking for your own death?"
Xu Jia said: "If I can die in front of the Han officials, I will die well."
"Hey, that's interesting."
Han Yu said: "Okay, you asked for this. You can't blame me for bullying you."
Xu Jia said: "Of course, I asked for it myself, not the Han officials who bullied me."
Han Yu said: "Well, I won't bully you. I'll make couplets to see how many of you can match up. Hey, I'm not bragging. My couplets are very difficult. Even those erudite scholars can't match them. You,
There is a lot of danger and a lot of misfortune.”
Xu Jia said: "Then I am willing too, but let's decide first, if I are matched up, will it count as my win? You can't cheat, you have to keep your word."
Han Yu was very confident: "Don't worry, you will definitely lose."
Xu Jia insisted: "What if I win?"
Han Yu said angrily: "Young man, you really don't know how much weight you have. Let's do this. As long as you are matched up, even if you win, I will let you pass."
Xu Jia nodded: "Okay, you can come up with the couplet."
Han Yu said: "I'll make a simple one first, don't say I'm bullying you."
Xu Jia sat on the stone, clasped his fingers, and said casually: "Okay, you can come out as you like."
Han Yu looked at Xu Jia and curled his lips: This attitude is not correct at all, and he doesn't look like a scholar at all. You are still comparing your writing with me. You are really overestimating your abilities.
Han Yu chanted: "The clear green suddenly adds the color of weeping willows."
Xu Jia responded with a smile: "When the spring flow comes, the fragrance of falling flowers blooms."
"this……"
Han Yu was stunned and couldn't believe his ears.
He thought Xu Jia was simply not worthy of him.
But I didn't expect that Xu Jia not only matched up, but he was also so fast that he could match within seconds, and the quality of the couplets was so high.
Han Yu is so angry, it seems that I underestimated him.
"Okay, I'll give him a hard time."
Han Yu looked up at the long sky: "The egret forgets the opportunity and looks at the clouds outside the sky."
Xu Jia immediately responded: "The green hills never grow old, and the flowers fall and bloom in front of the court."
"This...this is impossible."
Han Yu widened his eyes and stared at Xu Jia in surprise, feeling incredible.
Xu Jia looked relaxed: "Han Libu, if you stare at me like this, I will be shy."
Come on, come on!
Han Yu was a little bit confused. It was incredible that this guy could figure out such a difficult couplet without blinking.
No, I have to stump him. I am a great writer, second to none, and I absolutely cannot lose.
I must fight him to death.
Han Yu thought for a long time and said: "The bitter tea is as sweet as a shepherd's purse, the radish is as soft as a crisp, and it is refreshing to kiss the throat."
Xu Jia lowered his head and remained silent.
Han Yu was overjoyed: "Xu Jia, are you sorry? I'm just saying, if you compete with me, you will definitely suffer the loss. Do you think I gave my name as a Han master for nothing?"
Xu Jia raised his head with a strange smile on his face: "Han Libu, is this the third pair? It only takes three. If I match, will it be considered a pass?"
"certainly!"
Han Yu was very confident in himself: "If you match up with this pair, even if you win, I will let you pass, but you will definitely not be able to match up."
"not necessarily!"
Xu Jia said: "Say the first couplet again."
Han Yu said loudly: "The bitter tea is as sweet as a shepherd's purse, the radish is as soft as a crisp, and it is so refreshing to kiss the throat."
Xu Jia said confidently: "The algae are greener than blue, and the wild rice is as red as blood, which makes me feel happy."
Buzz!
Han Yu's mind was in a mess. He took a few steps back in confusion and looked at Xu Jia in disbelief: "How did you fight against him? Are you so good at couplets? I don't believe it, I don't believe it."
Xu Jia chuckled: "I agree, I agree."
Lan Xiuhe whispered to Xu Jia: "Bad uncle, you are so powerful."
Xu Jia laughed: "It's so awesome. It's computers that are awesome, not me."
Lan Xiuhe shook his head: "Bad uncle, is there something fishy in this?"
Xu Jia said: "I have already looked up information on the computer. I know Han Yu's couplets by heart. These couplets just now are all Han Yu's classic couplets. I downloaded them from the Internet. Hehe, otherwise, how could Han Yu's couplets be so good?
right?"
"Bad uncle, you are so treacherous."
"You know what the heck, this is called being prepared."
Xu Jia straightened his back and walked to Han Yu: "Han Yu, have I won?"
"this……"
Han Yu was very depressed, blushing and waving his hands impatiently: "You win, you win."
What does calculation mean? It means I win, okay?
Xu Jia deliberately asked Han Yu: "Can I pass the test?"
Han Yu was hungry now and wanted to eat Xu Jia, but he still had sense. He gritted his teeth and waved to Xu Jia: "Go quickly, go quickly, I don't want to see you again."
"Okay."
Xu Jia hurriedly walked towards the exit.
Bang!
Just halfway through, Han Yu stopped in front of Xu Jia with a swish, his face was very ugly, and he said coldly: "Okay, Xu Jia, I was almost deceived by you, you are so treacherous."