Xu Jia spread his hands: "Han Libu, where did I lie to you? I did answer everything."
Han Yu blew his beard and glared: "You are cheating. I understand now. These couplets are all my old couplets. They have been circulated for so many years. There must be many masters who have already figured them out. You just pick them up, right?
?”
"hey-hey……"
Xu Jia Khan: Han Yu is also very smart.
"Han Libu, this is all my fault. If you don't believe it, there's nothing I can do about it."
I don’t believe you, this is definitely not your right.”
Han Yu yelled: "This game doesn't count."
Xu Jia was unwilling: "Han officials, how can you cheat? I'm willing to admit defeat. You are the Han family and the head of the eight families. How come you don't even have any sincerity? You cheat when you lose?"
Han Yu shouted angrily: "I suspect you are cheating..."
"You are just suspicious. Do you have any evidence?" Xu Jia asked Han Yu.
"Well, no...no..." Han Yu stuttered, his eyes widened, and he was very unconvinced.
"Without evidence, what else can you say?"
Xu Jia shrugged: "To take a step back, even if your pair is revealed, I will just pick it up. According to the rules, I will win. You don't care how I get it right. If it comes out, I win."
"this……"
Han Yu was almost furious, but he had nothing to say: Xu Jia is really unreasonable.
Seeing Han Yu's face turning blue from holding back, Xu Jia found it amusing and handed over to Han Yu: "Han Yu, I'm leaving first."
Han Yu rolled his eyes and stood in front of Xu Jia again: "Wait a minute, you haven't passed the test yet."
Xu Jia said: "I passed the test just now, and you are cheating again?"
Han Yu chuckled: "I haven't finished what I just said. To pass the level, you need to win two out of three games. You just won one game. You have to win two games to pass."
Depend on!
Xu Jia found that Han Yu was really shameless for playing such a trick.
He was not in a hurry to leave in the first place. His Tao Qi had not yet recovered. If he went to the hell realm, he would die, so why should he be anxious?
Moreover, Xu Jia liked Han Yu's big pen that could turn Qi into soldiers.
"Hey, I have to find a way to trick you into getting this pen."
Xu Jia sat carelessly on the stone and waved to Han Yu: "Win two out of three games, haha, who am I afraid of? If you have any treacherous means, use them all for me. I won't refuse anyone who comes."
"Okay, this is what you said."
Han Yu was overjoyed and said: "There are two more games. Let's arrange it like this. In the second game, I will show you three more pairs. You answer them. If you answer them all correctly, you will win. If you make a mistake, you will lose. In the third game,
You come up with a pair and I answer it. If you get them all right, I win. If you get one wrong, I lose. Is this okay?"
Xu Jia laughed when he heard it: "Okay, this rule is good."
Han Yu clapped his hands: "Okay, just wait, I want to make a match right now."
He put his hands behind his back and walked around a big stone, meditating on the Absolute.
In fact, how could Xu Jia be right? Xu Jia couldn't answer the simplest question at random. But Han Yu didn't know the details of Xu Jia, so how could he dare to despise Xu Jia?
Han Yu lowered his head, kept walking away and shaking his head, and his face was sweating.
Absolutely, it’s not that easy to think about.
He was vaguely excited.
It’s been years since I’ve played against anyone. It’s a rare opportunity to make friends through literature.
In a blink of an eye, the time of a stick of incense passed.
Xu Jia had taken a nap for a while. When he woke up, he found that his Tao Qi had recovered half and he was in good condition.
He stretched, looked at Han Yu who was still spinning around, and urged: "Han Libu, don't you just want to have a few pairs? As for waiting for so long? Are you exhausted? Tell you, you think so.
It’s a waste of thought.”
"Xu Jia, you are so arrogant. Do you dare to say that my thoughts are in vain?"
Han Yu suddenly jumped in front of Xu Jia and laughed proudly: "That's just right. I have figured out three absolutes now. Let me test you."
"No need."
Xu Jia suddenly stood up and waved his hand: "I will admit defeat in the second game."
"What? Are you giving up?"
Han Yu was stunned and at a loss: "But, I thought for a long time before I came up with it. You just give up? How can you give up?"
Xu Jia chuckled dryly: "Yeah, I just gave up. I told you that it's all in vain for you to think about it, but you just don't believe me."
So it turns out that such an idea was a waste of time?
Han Yu was very angry and helpless.
He thought about three absolutes and racked his brains.
He couldn't even admit these absolutes, and he was very proud of them.
However, Xu Jia actually gave up. What does this mean?
This guy doesn't respect the fruits of his labor at all.
It was as if he was trying his best to punch, but the punch missed and he almost missed his waist.
It's really annoying.
Han Yu was unwilling to give in: "Xu Jia, don't admit defeat yet. Listen to my absolute answer and try to answer it, just in case you are matched."
"There is no such thing as a chance."
Xu Jia shook his head like a rattle: "Don't waste time, I just admit defeat."
Wow, this makes me so angry.
Han Yu was very angry and really wanted to eat Xu Jia in one bite.
Scholars love to be praised by others.
He was just thinking about how Xu Jia was scratched by his opponent, and he was happy just thinking about it.
However, Xu Jia actually refused to cooperate.
Xu Jia looked at Han Yukou's sad face and thought it was funny. He didn't think hard about the couplets. Moreover, even if he thought hard, he couldn't figure it out.
He looked at Han Yu and waved his hand: "Now, let's have the third competition."
"snort!"
Han Yu shouted angrily: "You should show your strength."
Xu Jia chuckled: "Here, I want to increase the stakes. I wonder if the Han officials dare to do it? Just forget it if you don't dare. You are timid..."
"You are the coward."
Han Yu was furious: "Tell me what you want, I'll just take it."
"Okay, feel free."
Xu Jia clapped his hands: "That's it. According to the previous rules, I played three pairs, and you need to match all of them before you win. Now I want to change the rules. As long as you match my three pairs,
The last one, you win."
"Arrogant!"
Han Yu blew his beard and stared: "Xu Jia, do you despise me so much?"
Xu Jia smiled and said: "Everyone Han, I despise you. Do you dare to accept the move? I am a pair of people who are eternally absolute. I am afraid that you will not be able to answer any of them."
"You have the guts."
Han Yu stamped his foot fiercely: "Okay, I'll do as you say. If we play against a pair, even if I win, I'll let you know what a master of couplets is."
Xu Jia smiled: "However, we need to add a little more stakes."
Han Yu asked alertly: "What bet?"
Xu Jia stared at the gleaming big pen behind Han Yu: "If you don't match any of them, I'll take that big pen behind you."
Han Yu was stunned and held the big pen tightly: "Do you want my Qiankun pen?"
Xu Jia nodded: "So this is the Qiankun Pen. It's really a fun thing. Tell me, everyone Han, do you dare to use the Qiankun Pen to make bets?"
"This..." Han Yu hesitated very much.
Xu Jia smiled: "It seems that Han people have no confidence in themselves. Han people, Han people, I think the word 'everyone' should be removed."
"You brat, do you dare to provoke me?"
Han Yu was inspired by his literary pride and said solemnly: "Okay, I will use this Qiankun pen as a bet, but what about you, why are you betting with me? If you don't have anything good, why do you want my Qiankun pen?"
Xu Jia chuckled: "Of course I have something you like."
"What?" Han Yu asked.
Xu Jia patted his chest: "If I lose, I will give myself to you. You will cook and eat me, and this mermaid will also be delicacies in your mouth. How about that?"
"real?"
Han Yu pretended to be polite and could not be said to be cannibalistic. Moreover, Xu Jia gave him a lot of food. It would be unjustifiable if he still wanted to eat Xu Jia.
Now, Xu Jia proposed it himself, and Han Yu happily accepted it.
Han Yu stirred his tongue excitedly: "Xu Jia, this is what you said, you took the initiative to let me eat you."
Xu Jia said: "Yes, I took the initiative to let you eat. I won't blame you."
Han Yu said: "Okay, I accepted this bet and can't go back on it."
Xu Jia smiled: "Whoever regrets it is a puppy."
Lan Xiuhe was a little anxious: "Bad uncle, what do you think of me? You just sold me like this? I was eaten by Han Yu, don't you feel sorry for me?"
Xu Jia poked Lan Xiuhe's forehead: "I don't feel bad at all. I don't want you to always be against me."
"Bad uncle, I will ignore you. Humph!" Lan Xiuhe hid aside and became angry.
After a while, he jumped back and said with concern: "Bad uncle, you must win."
Xu Jia said: "Are you worried that you will be eaten if you lose?"
"no!"
Lan Xiuhe shook his head: "If you lose and are eaten by Han Yu, I will be very sad. Besides, if you are eaten, who will save my sister?"
Xu Jia was very touched. This little girl didn't worry about her own life and death, but cared about him and Lan Yaoji. She was really a good girl who valued friendship.
He scratched Lan Xiuhe's tail: "Don't worry, I'm sure."
"Then I'll be relieved." Lan Xiuhe ran to the side to play.
Han Yu looked at Xu Jia impatiently: "Hurry up and show your pair, I'm impatient."
Xu Jia hummed: "What's the rush? Let me think about it."
He closed his eyes and stared, and soon he heard the sound of snoring.
He was not thinking about making a match, but he adjusted his breathing and fell asleep.
Han Yu's nose was so angry that he twisted his nose: "This boy is really a scoundrel. He fell asleep in the middle of the night? How much he despises me."
Hum, when you lose, I will definitely eat you.
The Tao Qi in Xu Jia's body circulated for three weeks, which was the time of two sticks of incense, and he finally woke up.
At this time, the Tao Qi in Xu Jia's body had fully recovered.
“It feels really good.”
Xu Jia stretched, yawned, and sat up lazily.
Then, he discovered that Han Yu looked like a resentful woman, staring at him with resentment.
"Master Han, you can't be like this." Xu Jia suddenly jumped up.
Han Yu snorted: "You bastard, are you awake? No one has ever despised me so much in my past life. I'm so angry that you fell asleep because you wanted to fight me."
Xu Jia said: "It's for your own good that I take a nap, but you still don't want to."
"For my own good? How to say it?" Han Yu was very puzzled.
Xu Jia said: "Think about it, you can't match any of the pairs I put out, so your beloved Qiankun pen belongs to me. I'm just delaying it to let the Qiankun pen stay with you for a while longer."
Han Yu yelled angrily: "You brat, you are so crazy. Who said I would definitely lose? I tell you, I will win for sure." (To be continued)