Xu Jia woke up in a daze, and found that his head was surrounded by two hot peaks. The peaks stood tremblingly, pressing against his forehead. As he breathed, they softly rubbed his face. The crispy fragrance filled his nostrils, and he felt comfortable.
Extremely.
"What the hell is this?"
Xu Jia's brain was still a little short-circuited, so he couldn't help but reach out and touch it.
It feels good in the hand, it feels very tactile, and I squeezed it hard.
"Ouch! It hurts!"
Lan Yaoji let out a coquettish cry and hurriedly dodged away, protecting her breasts with both hands. Her face was red. It hurt from being pinched by Xu Jia, but she also felt a strange sense of comfort. She really wanted to be kissed by Xu Jia again.
Give it a good squeeze.
Lan Yaoji glared at Xu Jia with anger and shame: "You bastard, why are you pinching me there? Can you pinch me there casually? I'm a girl."
Xu Jia looked at Lan Yaoji's red face and knew that he was in trouble.
At this moment, even if I die, I cannot admit that I pinched Lan Yaoji's breast, otherwise I will really become a gangster!
Xu Jia pretended to be dumbfounded, displaying the essence of his shamelessness: "I pinched you, what did you shout just now, I don't know anything! You scared me."
Blue Fairy Girl's eyes widened, she was angry and ashamed: "You really don't know? Humph, are you pretending to be stupid and lying to me?"
Xu Jia shook his head: "I fainted just now. I really don't know anything. I just heard you barking. Hehe, why did you scream so seductively? It seemed like you stepped on a cat's tail. It made people feel itchy.
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"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Blue Fairy Girl was panicking.
I feel very embarrassed when I think of how seductive my voice was just now.
Both of them pretended to be confused and did not expose the embarrassing incident of Xu Jia's chest attack.
But Lan Xiuhe swung her tail, jumped over and ran over. She looked at the two of them, scraped her face hard, and said Diudiu: "Bad uncle, let me expose you! You just touched my sister's breast."
"Sister, the bad uncle touched your breasts. Why did you scream so pleasantly? Do you really want the bad uncle to continue touching your breasts? What does it feel like to have your breasts attacked? Do you want to try it again?"
"Smelly girl, please be beaten."
"Watch me spank your ass until it's bloody."
Xu Jia and Lan Yaoji grabbed Lan Xiuhe at the same time and ravaged her wantonly.
Originally, the two of them had covered up the embarrassing incident, but they never thought that Lan Xiuhe would expose it.
"Oh, please stop hitting me. Since I took off the awakening talisman on Yu Ji's head, please let me live. Please. Bad uncle, I am your sister-in-law. How dare you hit me?"
My butt? Sister, I am your sister, the kissable kind, why are you beating me like a mistress, with a deadly blow?"
Lan Xiuhe begged pitifully for mercy.
She didn't understand. She just told the truth, so why did she get a severe beating?
"Hmph, I'll spare you this time. Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time."
Xu Jia also threatened Lan Xiuhe before letting her go.
Lan Xiuhe winked and said, "Sister, let's go see Bawang and Yu Ji. These two are kissing. Let's go see the excitement."
"They're all kissed? Then we're going to take a look, secretly."
Lan Yaoji also became interested in gossip and took Lan Xiuhe to watch it together.
Suddenly he turned back to Xu Jia and said, "Do you want to go see it?"
Xu Jia said happily: "Don't you know that men are all visual animals? When I see someone kissing, I want to kiss you. What if I kiss you then? Are you going to be angry with me again?"
"Stinking rogue!"
A drunken blush appeared on Lan Yaoji's face, and she said delicately: "If you want to see it, come with us!"
The implication is that she is not afraid of being kissed by Xu Jia at all.
Xu Jia waved his hand: "Forget it, I don't like watching romantic dramas about you and me. It's really boring to watch them crying."
"Bad uncle, you are such an idiot. My sister even gave you a chance to kiss me, but you didn't take it. Humph. Sister, we won't let bad uncle kiss me anymore. Let's go."
Lan Yaoji's face turned even redder, and she gave Lan Xiuhe an angry look, complaining that she talked too much.
"Why do you say it out loud when it's obviously a vague thing? It's really annoying. My sister just needs a beating!"
Xu Jia was not in the mood to watch Yu Ji and Ba Wang kiss. His mind was now on the broken gossip furnace.
Xu Jia squatted in front of the Bagua furnace, touched the cracked lines of the Bagua furnace, and with a light touch, the Bagua furnace shattered into slag...
"Why!"
Xu Jia sighed, extremely sad.
Bagua Tower has been following him for three thousand years, never leaving it day and night, carrying it with him wherever he goes.
The Bagua furnace is very spiritual and is not only a tool for alchemy. In Xu Jia's heart, the Bagua furnace has become his friend.
Moreover, the Bagua Furnace is indestructible. No matter how powerful the weapon is, it is impossible to damage the Bagua Furnace at all.
However, he happened to meet Xiang Yu, the overlord who conquered the mountains and rivers.
The Overlord controls the power of mountains and rivers, and coupled with his low cultivation level, he is unable to exert the super defensive power of the Bagua Furnace, causing the Bagua Furnace to break.
"How should I explain it to the Supreme Lord!"
Although the Bagua Stove has been with me for three thousand years, it is still Taishang Laojun’s treasure after all.
Taishang Laojun wanted to take back the Bagua furnace. As long as he thought about it, the Bagua furnace would fly away automatically. However, Taishang Laojun never did this. He turned a blind eye and deliberately lent the Bagua furnace to
I use.
"But, I ruined the Bagua furnace like this. I'm really sorry."
"Forget it, there is no regret medicine in the world, I'll just bury Bagua Lu's body!"
Xu Jia collected the ashes from the Bagua furnace.
Suddenly, I felt a trace of spiritual energy in the ashes.
There is spiritual energy, what's going on?
Xu Jia reached out and groped among the ashes, and unexpectedly pulled out a yellow watch.
There are dragons and phoenixes dancing on it, and several big characters are written on it.
"The Great Immortal of the White Bones, who has been practicing for thousands of years, is destined to reincarnate by chance. He fell into the world without fear of hard work and experienced merit. He will practice and ascend in the future, hoping to reshape the heavenly palace and return me to a peaceful and prosperous age. This furnace is given to you, burn the letter, and shed blood to recognize it.
Lord. Taishang Laojun personally writes, looking forward to your return as king."
This is the handiwork of Taishang Laojun.
The Great Immortal of White Bones is actually the name of Xu Jia in his previous life.
Xu Jia has followed Taishang Laojun for three thousand years, so of course he recognizes Taishang Laojun's notes.
Xu Jia was so happy that he jumped three feet high.
I read Taishang Laojun's letter carefully. Although the words are concise and concise, Taishang Laojun's words are full of mystery.
The first point is that Taishang Laojun knows that he has been wronged.
Second point, Taishang Laojun knows that the Heavenly Palace is decayed and prone to disasters, so he allows himself to cultivate his body and mind in the mortal world, so that one day he can return to the Heavenly Palace and create a peaceful and prosperous age.
The third point, and what makes Xu Jia most happy, is that Taishang Laojun actually gave the Bagua furnace to himself.
"Haha, you know, Taishang Laojun regards the Bagua Stove as his darling, and he is willing to give it to himself. It is really amazing."
If the Supreme Lord stood in front of Xu Jia, Xu Jia would have to give him a big kiss.
"Burn the letters and shed blood to identify the Lord?"
"So, although the Bagua Furnace is broken now, it can be reborn?"
Xu Jia was very depressed at first, but now he is as happy as a big monkey, jumping up and down.
"I'll give it a try now."
Xu Jia lit the yellow watch.
During the burning, a stream of spiritual energy was released from Huang Biao and blended into the broken ashes of the Bagua furnace.
Zizzi!
The ashes of the Bagua furnace began to move regularly.
Xu Jia hurriedly bit his finger and mixed the blood into the ashes.
The cinders got blood, as if they had a catalyst, and they merged quickly.
In less than a moment of burning incense, the Bagua furnace has been completely reshaped.
The remodeled Bagua furnace is filled with a purple halo.
The texture is exquisite, simple and elegant, and it exudes solemnity.
What excites Xu Jia the most is that the Bagua furnace is connected with his own mind.
In the past, although the Bagua Furnace existed in one's own sea of consciousness and could be controlled very easily, however, oneself was like a big housekeeper, and there was a barrier between the Bagua Furnace and the Bagua Furnace.
But it's different now.
He could clearly feel that the Bagua Furnace was blended with his own blood and belonged to him. No one could control it.
Not even Taishang Laojun can.
The Bagua Furnace is now completely his own magic weapon, and no one can take it away.
Unexpectedly, it was a blessing in disguise.
Xu Jia was very depressed just now, but now he is full of excitement. Unexpectedly, by some mistake, the Overlord broke the Bagua furnace, and instead discovered the yellow watch left by Taishang Laojun.
"My luck is really good!"
"If it hadn't been for Overlord's last shot that pierced the Bagua Furnace, how could the Bagua Furnace belong to me?"
"Moreover, the Bagua furnace has also turned purple, and the level has obviously advanced one level."
No, this is not luck at all.
Since Taishang Laojun left a yellow list in the Bagua furnace, it means that he is strategizing, winning thousands of miles, and has calculated that this day will happen sooner or later.
Thinking of this, Xu Jia was deeply impressed by Taishang Laojun's skill.
The old official is really powerful and I have to obey.
Xu Jia had a change of thought and put away the Bagua stove. He was in a good mood at the moment. He hummed a ditty and walked to Lan Yaoji. Together they watched Bawang and Yu Ji cry and perform a romantic drama.
Bawang and Yu Ji hugged each other affectionately, talking to each other and talking to each other.
Women naturally love to watch romantic dramas. Lan Enchantress and Lan Xiuhe watched them without blinking, with tears in their eyes.
Overlord and Yu Ji acted as if there was no one around, hugging each other, looking at each other, and were about to kiss.
"Look, they are about to kiss. It's so exciting. Sister, you need to learn the skills of kissing. Practice more with the bad uncle in the future, so that he won't laugh at you for not knowing anything and being a jerk.
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Lan Xiuhe said without shame.
Lan Yaoji's face flushed with embarrassment and she glared at Lan Xiuhe fiercely: "You bitch, shut your mouth. Do you think I don't know how to kiss? I've learned this too, sister."
"Sister, where did you learn it?"
"You can learn from reading books." Blue Demon Girl said a little shyly, but also a little proudly.
"What kind of book does it teach people to kiss?" Lan Xiuhe was puzzled.
"I remember that the book was called "Jin Ping Mei"." Lan Yaoji blushed a little. (To be continued)