Blue Demon Girl has even watched Jin Ping Mei, it’s really delicious!
This book not only teaches people how to kiss, but also has many incredible techniques.
Seeing Bawang and Yu Ji about to kiss, Xu Jia suddenly coughed.
"who?"
Overlord and Yu Ji were startled, separated hurriedly, and looked behind awkwardly.
When I saw someone watching on the side, I was so shocked that my head was buzzing and I was about to explode.
Overlord missed Yu Ji day and night, and had practiced hard for thousands of years. Now that he saw her, he was naturally extremely excited and couldn't care about anything. He hugged Yu Ji to relieve his lovesickness and couldn't help but kiss her endlessly.
However, I never thought there was someone peeping next to me.
Kissing is a private matter, how can you kiss in public?
Yu Ji was even more shy. She hid her soft body behind the Overlord and was so ashamed that she never dared to show her head again.
Yu Ji's thoughts were still stuck in a thousand years ago. Not to mention kissing, even holding hands was a very private matter, and she was afraid of being seen by others.
Now, how can I be so shy when I kiss the overlord and am not only being watched, but also being watched at such a close distance?
Overlord's face tightened, he was embarrassed and angry, staring at Xu Jia, and asked: "Who are you, dare to spy on me?"
Xu Jia chuckled: "Brother, we are not peeping, we are just looking at it openly. You can go on and don't worry about us."
"presumptuous!"
The Overlord is a lifelong hero, with a noble spirit, how could he be so desecrated?
"We kissed, but you looked at it and let it go, but you actually made sarcastic remarks, which makes me angry."
The Overlord grabbed it casually and roared: "Take my shot."
But when he caught it, he found that the Overlord Gun was missing.
The Overlord was surprised and looked around: "Where's the gun? Who stole my Overlord's gun? Boy, tell me, did you steal my Overlord's gun?"
"It's just a piece of scrap metal. Who would steal it?"
Xu Jia pointed back with disdain: "Well, that piece of broken copper and iron is lying there, so heavy that thieves are too lazy to pick it up, and they can't sell it for a lot of money."
The Overlord was confused: "Why is my Overlord's gun lying there? Who did this? I will crush him to ashes."
Xu Jia chuckled mischievously: "Someone got interested and was in a hurry to kiss a beautiful woman. He didn't care about anything, so he naturally threw away this broken gun."
What?
Someone rebelled at the sight of this? The person this guy is talking about clearly refers to me.
Did I throw away the Overlord Gun?
The overlord opened and closed his mouth, feeling extremely embarrassed.
Xu Jia curled his lips, imitated the overlord's tone, and yelled: "Who did this, I will crush him to ashes! Haha, overlord, you are the overlord who can conquer mountains and rivers. You can't break your promise.
"
"Now, go ahead and crush yourself to ashes. I'll see if you can do it."
"this……"
Overlord's scalp became numb for a while, his face became tight, and his head became dizzy. He realized that the pretty boy in front of him had a really poisonous mouth.
If you argue with him, you will be pissed to death.
You just peeked at me and Yu Ji kissing each other, but you actually laughed at me?
Can't bear it!
"break!"
The Overlord roared angrily, waving his big hand in the air, and the Overlord's gun flew leisurely into the air and appeared in the Overlord's hand.
"Boy, if you dare to offend me, I will kill you right now."
The Overlord's Spear stabbed Xu Jia with the sharp edge of Heitongtong.
"don't want……"
Lan Yaoji and Lan Xiuhe screamed in horror, but they were too late to stop them.
Xu Jia has now repaired the Bagua Furnace, and the Bagua Furnace has been upgraded to a higher level. If he wants to escape, he only needs to get into the Bagua Furnace.
However, Xu Jia seemed to have been prepared and did not dodge. He sighed and shook his head in disappointment: "That's it, that's all, just die, but I really didn't expect that the overlord who dominated the mountains and rivers would be an ungrateful villain.
"
"An ungrateful villain?"
Overlord's mind was shaken, and the sharp gun blade was only a millimeter away from piercing Xu Jia's chest. At the critical moment, his big hand slammed the barrel of Overlord's gun.
boom!
The blade of the Overlord's gun bounced up, passed by Xu Jia's face, went up into the sky, and narrowly avoided Xu Jia's face.
"Oh my God!"
Lan Yaoji and Lan Xiuhe broke into a cold sweat.
It can be seen from this that Overlord has innate divine power. In an instant, relying on fierce strength, he forced Overlord's gun to turn its head.
Xu Jia didn't move, couldn't get angry, and his face didn't change. He smiled slightly: "You are worthy of being an overlord. You really have the power to conquer mountains and rivers, but are you too powerful to use it? Stab me with a spear, and then take it back yourself.
Go and use me as your benefactor as a target?"
Overlord didn't expect that Xu Jia wouldn't even hide.
Moreover, he could see that the young man in front of him had no interest in him at all. He was extremely courageous, had an unusually calm demeanor, and even had a hint of ridicule towards himself.
If it had been anyone else, they would have either fainted or wet their pants.
"Who is this person? He is definitely not an ordinary person. Otherwise, how could he have such an immovable bearing?"
The Overlord is a king and likes heroic people.
Xu Jia's demeanor just now made Overlord interested in him.
What's more, this guy actually claims to be his benefactor?
So strange to say.
Overlord stared at Xu Jia for a long time, frowned slightly, and said doubtfully: "You said that you are my benefactor, and that I repay kindness with hatred? How can you say this? What a joke!"
"joke?"
Xu Jia curled his lips: "Have you ever thought about it, you have committed suicide for two thousand years, and you have been doing it over and over again, in pain and anxiety, why can you wake up today?"
"Why?" Overlord stared in surprise.
Xu Jia held his head high and patted his chest: "Didn't I use Taoism and recite the "Song of Overlord" to wake you up?"
"So it was you who woke me up?"
Overlord's mind was buzzing, and he was even more surprised.
He committed suicide for nearly a thousand years. Although he fell into the illusion of suicide, he still had a subconscious feeling in his heart that he knew he was committing suicide.
This is equivalent to a nightmare. I fully understand the suicidal behavior that occurred, but cannot change it.
The pain of torture, the struggle for thousands of years, the horror can be imagined.
However, just now, while I was busy chatting with Yu Ji, I forgot why I woke up.
Overlord looked at Xu Jia in surprise: "So it was you who woke me up?"
"Of course, besides me, who has such good intentions?"
Xu Jia snorted, pointed at Yu Ji again, and asked the overlord for credit: "Have you ever thought about why Yu Ji appeared here? You are two worlds apart and have not seen each other for a thousand years. Why can you do it as soon as you wake up?
Hold Yu Ji and kiss her to relieve the pain of lovesickness?"
Yes!
Why did I see Yu Ji appearing in front of me as soon as I woke up?
Although Yu Ji and I were in the same hell, Yu Ji was hidden, and it was as if we were separated from each other and had not seen each other for thousands of years.
But why did Yu Ji appear in front of me? This is even more difficult than ascending to heaven.
Who is so capable?
The Overlord scratched his head and fell into deep thought.
Xu Jia hurriedly waved to Overlord: "Come on, don't be confused, look at me, look into my eyes carefully. To tell you the truth, I rescued Yu Ji."
"Is this the Yu Ji you rescued?" Overlord couldn't believe his ears. He looked Xu Jia up and down, full of doubts.
The person who can hide Yu Ji must be a master with hands and eyes that can reach the sky and can walk sideways in hell.
However, this young man actually found Yu Ji. Doesn't that mean that this young man has extraordinary connections in hell?
Xu Jia stared into Overlord's eyes: "You don't believe what I said?"
Overlord said loudly: "It's not that I don't believe you, but what you said is so unbelievable that I can't help but doubt it."
"Hey, it's so boring. It seems I still have to come up with some evidence."
Xu Jia took out the astrolabe and chanted a spell, and strange auras came out. Xu Jia quickly took out the yellow watch and wrapped up the auras.
"Fortunately, I was prepared. When doing good deeds, you must leave your name."
"Staying Talisman."
Xu Jia shook his hand, and the yellow watch floated into the air, sizzling and burning.
boom!
When the yellow watch is burning, the air flow surges and the yin and yang qi condense, and black and white pictures appear, just like a black and white TV set, clearly visible.
However, there is only picture and no sound.
"It's actually a shadow talisman? This young man's Taoism is indeed profound."
Overlord became even more interested in Xu Jia.
Xu Jia rolled his eyes: "Why do you always watch me? Watch this black and white TV. After watching it, you will understand everything."
The Overlord looked at the shadow talisman.
In the picture, Xu Jia waved his big pen and wrote the Overlord's Song. Although no sound could be heard, looking at Xu Jia's appearance, we knew that he was waving the soul-calling flag and reciting the "Overlord's Song" to awaken the Overlord.
It didn't take long for the Overlord to be awakened.
After the Overlord saw the picture, he understood everything.
He is a man of temperament and has a clear sense of grudges. He hurriedly bowed to Xu Jia and said, "Thank you so much for your help. I am deeply grateful. I have offended you just now. Please forgive me. Fortunately, I stopped in time and did not hurt you. Otherwise,
I would not regret dying."
"You still said you didn't hurt me?"
Xu Jia jumped up and down angrily: "I haven't finished releasing the photo charm yet. You continue to watch."
Overlord continued to look at the shadow talisman.
In the picture, a shocking scene appeared.
The crazy Overlord mobilized his black horse, raised his Overlord's Spear, and stabbed Xu Jia three times.
Every shot is filled with courage and is extremely dangerous.
Within three shots, the Qiankun Pen and the Sky-Breaking Halberd were destroyed, the Big Dipper Formation and the Nine Palaces Bagua Formation were destroyed. The last shot shattered the Bagua Furnace.
The destructive power is astonishing.
Xu Jia was also beaten until he vomited blood.
"this……"
When the Overlord saw this scene, he was dumbfounded, his face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he had no idea what to say.
Does he know how powerful these three types of Overlord Guns are?
If it weren't for Xu Jia's many magic weapons, he would have been shot to death long ago.
Moreover, Xu Jia was still his benefactor, but he was beaten to the point of vomiting blood.
Am I not repaying kindness with enmity?
The Overlord scratched his head and covered his face, not knowing how to express his shame. (To be continued)