"Don't worry, even if these Japanese ghosts regard you as a pig, in the hearts of Liang Youcai and I, you will always be a unique and unsurpassed Hong Kong handsome boy!" Dai Fengni put down the newspaper, stretched out her little hand and patted Shi Zhijian on the shoulder, comforting him with a smile.
road.
Shi Zhijian looked at Dai Fengni suspiciously, "Are you praising me or hurting me? It's not like your character at all!"
"Of course I'm complimenting you!" Dai Fengni kicked Liang Youcai with her foot after saying that, "Don't you think he's a fat guy?"
"Please, Miss Dai, please don't take me with you when you express any opinions in the future! You and I are not familiar with each other!" Liang Youcai hurriedly cleared the air.
"You dare to say that you are not familiar with me? I know what you are saying, where is the unfamiliarity?" Dai Fengni burst out and hit Liang Youcai, covering his head and screaming.
"You are too violent!" Liang Youcai covered his head with an aggrieved look on his face.
"I'm sorry! I thought you were Master Su!"
"What kind of ghost is Master Su?"
"He is not a ghost, he is an unlucky ghost! He likes to be punched and kicked by me the most!" Dai Fengni held her pink fist and made a threatening gesture towards Liang Youcai.
Shi Zhijian had a headache. He was busy working in the company a few days ago and did not take these two guys with him. On the contrary, his ears were much clearer. As soon as he returned to the hotel today, his ears started to buzz.
Dai Fengni turned around suddenly, clenched her fists and asked Shi Zhijian, "Do you want to do it?"
"Uh, what to do?"
"Kill and silence! Destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces!" Dai Fengni pointed to the report in the newspaper, "Obviously this reporter who jumped on the street was bought and sold! I will suffer a little loss and help you kill him!
"
"Don't look at me with such suspicious eyes! I, Dai Fengni, the 'Bloody-Hand Female Slaughterer', am by no means a wasted name, and I will definitely make a move! How about it, are you happy with it?"
"I'm happy for you, you idiot!" Shi Zhijian pushed Dai Fengni away, "Don't think I don't understand what you are thinking! As soon as I agree, you will definitely turn around and call the police! Then avenge your elder brother Dai Fengnian and your Dai family.
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"Hey, you saw all this? You are so cunning!" Dai Fengni was surprised.
"It's not that I'm stupid, it's that you are too stupid!"
"I agree with this!" Liang Youcai raised his hand and said, "Miss Dai sometimes speaks without thinking!"
"Get out!" Dai Fengni kicked away the Dai family's ancestral mandarin duck kick!
Liang Youcai moved his butt to dodge, but still took a step slower, and his butt won the bid again.
Just when the two were fighting and Shi Zhijian rubbed his eyebrows and complained that he had a headache——
Jingle bell bell!
The phone rang.
Shi Zhijian frowned, crossed his legs and picked up the phone: "Hello, who is this?"
"Mr. Shi, good morning!" came Akio Morita's broken Chinese voice on the phone. "I woke up so early. Did you not sleep well last night? Yes, your product has such a big problem. It's strange that you can sleep well.
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Shi Zhijian smiled, "It turned out to be Mr. Shengtian. Who did I think he was? I heard that a man named Shengtian jumped on the street and was hit by a car and died last night. I was so sad! Now that I see you are okay, I feel relieved.
! But Mr. Morita must be careful when walking in the future. There are cars coming and going in Kyoto, and you are too old to see. You may have an accident! I don’t want to give you silk money before leaving Japan!"
Akio Morita's face turned green on the other end of the phone. In order to laugh at Shi Zhijian over the phone, he deliberately learned a few Chinese words, but before he could use them, Shi Zhijian's sharp teeth and sharp mouth cursed his kidneys.
"Mr. Shi! It's better to keep a low profile! If you continue to be so showy, not even gods can save you!" Shengtian gritted his teeth and said, "Of course, just like you once flaunted yourself, I am also a kind person.
, my heart is also very soft! So I give you one last chance to sell me the karaoke patent and your damn Walkman patent! Yes, you have to do this, you have no way out!
So what if you complete the karaoke order? If my guess is right, you invested more money in the Walkman! Now you want money but no money, and sales volume but no sales volume, what are you going to fight with me for?"
"Awesome! I didn't expect Mr. Morita to know my details so clearly!"
"Of course! You should be proud because I am willing to regard you as my enemy!" Morita said in a contemptuous tone.
"But it's a pity that I don't plan to sell those patented technologies to you! Do you know why? Because I didn't like you from the beginning! Sony is very powerful and powerful. I'm sorry for you! Why, I don't understand.
Cantonese? Then come to English, Fake Squid!”
"Uh, you bastard, how dare you..."
Before Shengtian could finish what he said, Shi Zhijian hung up the phone, then raised his head and said to Dai Fengni: "Give you a chance, help me get rid of Shengtian!"
Dai Fengni: "Uh? Well, can you change someone else? I just planned to wash my hands and withdraw from the world!"
joke!
Who is Akio Morita?
Sony boss!
Even Dai Fengni can't run away without her hair!
"Then shut up!" Shi Zhijian scolded and picked up the phone to make a call.
Dai Fengni became anxious, pointed at Shi Zhijian and said to Liang Youcai: "Did you hear that? Did you hear that? He actually told me to shut up! I'm going to beat the crap out of you. My bloody-hand female butcher Dai Fengni has never been so angry! Do you think
Am I your servant? Am I your servant? No, I want to roll up my sleeves and come back to the world!"
Liang Youcai looked at her nose and heart, and only rolled his eyes at Dai Fengni.
These days, he finally understood that this Miss Dai is a crazy woman!
Shi Zhijian called Mitsuko Yamada: "How are you doing what I ordered?"
Guangzi said on the phone: "Everything has been arranged."
"Very good! Detonate it!"
Shi Zhijian said lightly.
…
"Wow, is Shinhwa planning to save the situation this time? The price of the Walkman is so high, so what if it can be mortgaged?"
When Shi Zhijian’s first mortgage strategy came out, many customers who were watching the excitement scoffed!
"Yeah, even if you can get a mortgage, it's still a lot of money! Only a devil would buy their Walkman!" Others agreed.
After Sony boss Akio Morita and others saw the news, they also sneered, asking for a mortgage? Do you think buying electrical appliances is buying a house? These Hong Kong people are really whimsical!
But before Akio Morita's smile faded, another news came out that someone actually sold his kidney to buy Shinhwa!
The specific thing is like this. A young man who likes to pursue fashion has been fascinated by the newly launched Walkman for a long time, so something incredible happened. He actually sold his kidney in exchange for money to buy a Walkman worth 500 US dollars.
listen!
"Mr. Morita, this is a good opportunity! We can seize this news and criticize Shi Zhijian!"
"Yeah, this is like giving us a knife! Baga, let's kill him!" Others were also gearing up, as if they were convinced by Shi Zhijian.
Only Morita scratched his chin, squinted his eyes and said, "Don't act rashly! This is a trap!"
