The surroundings were chirping and rumbling. Piles and piles of golden figures kept flying by, blocking the wind around Ivor, and constantly generating wind; blocking Ivor's sight, and becoming Ivor's sight again. Ivor
But he didn't take it seriously, and his eyes went up to the sky. He said "Huh" and lazily dug his hands into his trouser pockets. His eyebrows gradually frowned. He dug out again and again, but couldn't find anything.
to his new Bose headphones.
No, Ivor thought, his headphones are newly bought Bose headphones. How can the small trouser pocket accommodate his newly bought Bose headphones? Although Ivor kept denying it, his hands stopped.
I couldn't help but keep digging in.
"Hot! Fire!"
Hearing what they said, Ivor himself felt hot, and impatiently threw out two entire trouser pockets. However, Ivor suddenly froze, and his eyes were as big as two trouser pockets. His
A pair of trouser pockets were as big as the microwave oven in Qian Binxin's home, two full microwave ovens. Most importantly, there were no new Bose headphones he bought inside.
"4999! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother!" Iver almost threw his whole head on the black and white trouser pockets.
His new Bose headphones are still missing.
"My monthly salary——"
A man slammed into Ivor's arm. The man's momentum was too strong, like an ox. Ivor's knees immediately fell to the ground, and his whole face immediately hit the ground. Ivor immediately smelled blue.
The smell of moon laundry detergent.
"Don't you have eyes?" Ivor hurriedly cursed, before he could even raise his head and body to see the man clearly.
"Huh..." Ivor finally straightened up a little, but was so frightened by the sight in front of him that he sucked the carbon dioxide in and sprayed the oxygen out.
There were people in front of me. Ivor couldn't even see the tenant upstairs, the wonton shop downstairs, or the banyan tree at the street corner. I couldn't see anything.
Iver sneered and cursed: "Is Guangzhou so good? What are you doing here? Go to Bali——"
Ivor had just calmed down, but the scene in front of him frightened him again.
Ivor held on to the air and stood up staggeringly. Ivor unexpectedly saw a brown-green oversized turtle following the crowd, running as fast as a cheetah.
Iver trembled all over, and his claws couldn't help but clenched each other and shrank to his chest. The turtle suddenly became longer, the brown-green color of an old tree suddenly faded several layers, and the shell suddenly couldn't hold up anymore.
The legs that grew longer suddenly fell to the ground... and it suddenly turned into a cheetah.
Only then did Ivor discover that the ground under the feet of "Turtle Leopard" was boundless shit-yellow soil, which was very hard, like stones dyed to pretend they were soil. The sky above "Turtle Leopard" was also shit-yellow.
The air is like sulfur turning into immortality.
Ivor quickly shook his head. This is not the most important thing. What is important is the new Bose headphones he bought. Ivor quickly turned his head, his eyes spinning, trying his best to find his new Bose headphones.
Headphones.
Iver suddenly smiled with white teeth - he saw the two Microwave oven brand trouser pockets.
"call……"
Ivor suddenly took a breath of cold air.
His whole body suddenly lit up yellow, like a mango - the microwave oven actually started on its own, and the hot air inside continuously spurted out yellow light and hit Ivor.
"Sasasasasasa..."
Suddenly it started to rain, hitting his face drop by drop.
Iver quickly raised the microwave oven with his hand to block the rain. But he found that the rain was getting worse - "Silly, stupid..."
Only then did Iver realize that the rain was his own sweat.
Iver felt something was not right around him, so he quickly grabbed a random person.
"What are you doing?"
"Explode, explode!"
"What's the explosion?!"
"Explosion!"
"Where's the explosion?!"
"Here!"
"Guangzhou?"
"No more, no more!"
"The money is gone?!"
"It's the end of the world!"
When Iver heard this, he lost three of his five souls and lost all strength in his hands. The man quickly pulled out his flying legs and ran away. After Iver looked at it, he paused, and immediately dropped the yellowed microwave oven in his hand and pulled it up.
His scud started running.
What are the newly purchased Bose headphones? What are the wages? Life is the most important thing!
my life!
Ivor suddenly rushed to the front of the crowd.
He finally saw something other than shit yellow. At the end, there was an icy blue tree. The tree was so big that it almost reached the universe. The longest dark blue leaves were about to pierce a missile launched by the United States.
satellite.
Suddenly, Iver casually grabbed a person next to him.
"The earth is going to be destroyed? What are you going to do with your money?"
"no!"
"This is not the earth!"
"@A￥!"
Ivor stopped, and in an instant, he was at the end of the team again. In an instant, there was no one around, and only the shit-colored fake soil and the shit-colored sulfur sky shone on Ivor's shit-colored face.
Iver didn't have time to recall what the man said. Suddenly, his whole body shook uncontrollably, and the vibrations became more and more severe and violent...
He felt like he was gradually turning into a blurry screen on the TV...
Ivor opened his eyes suddenly and shouted "Ah!". David Wen's face immediately filled his entire eyeballs.
David Wen was shaking Iver's shoulders vigorously, and David Wen's fat face full of acne marks was full of fear.
"Explode, explode!"
"No more -"
"You're dead!" Ivor kicked David Wen in the face.
David Wen rolled all the way out of the bed and hit the wardrobe with a "bang" sound. His feet were in the air and his belly was stretched out three times by his pants, bouncing like pudding.
"Look -" Ivor looked out the window, but his hands tightly hugged the blue Bose headphones he bought next to the bed. "The sun is so yellow, the sky is so blue, and the atmosphere is so transparent.
, People’s Square is so white.”
Indeed, as Ive described, outside the window, the yellow sun is on the left, the blue sky is above, the transparent air is in the middle, and the white square is below. The pieces are like a puzzle, and it seems that they should be combined together to form a harmonious scene.
This is not a painting. Ive is not someone who appreciates paintings, let alone someone who is willing to spend money to buy paintings.
Ivor just turned his head back from the window, but couldn't help turning his head again and staring at this scene. It was so fake that he couldn't believe it.
The sky in Guangzhou is rarely blue and white clouds, but is filled with sesame-like haze. At this time, the sky is surprisingly blue. Although there is still no soft white cloud, it still looks like it was painted by a Leonardo da Vinci-level painter.
. After calming down and looking carefully, Ivor discovered that the air was not transparent. The light yellow sunlight penetrated everywhere and dyed the air its own yellow color. Moreover, even though the sunlight was so rampant, he could not see any trace of it.
Even if it was the back of the sun himself, he just remembered that the window faced west. He had not been able to see the sun rising in the east all year round, but he was very familiar with the sun setting in the west, red as blood.
After thinking about it, Iver tilted his head in confusion and stared out the window.
"Not here!"
After hearing David Wen's voice, Ivor came back to his senses.
Iver raised his head disdainfully and asked: "Where is that?"
After hearing this, David Wen suddenly shut his mouth.
After a long while, David Wen slowly opened a crack in his mouth. From that mouth, he slowly uttered a few sounds - "Another world."
For an instant, Ivor felt as if the air had stopped and time seemed frozen. Ivor felt that he was getting smaller and smaller... Finally, he stood in the middle of the universe, floating and sinking together with countless small dusts around him.
However, Ivor's fingers suddenly felt his newly bought Bose headphones. The hard and tenacious feeling swept over like a tsunami, baptizing every inch of his nerves. He felt that he was getting bigger and bigger.
...Little Dusty who plays with him shudders.
He suddenly came back to his senses, turned his face, narrowed his eyes, and said word by word: "Are you... sure...?"
"Is this something you can joke about?! This is blasphemy to the gods!" David Wen raised the three fingers in the middle of his right hand.
"Where did the news come from?"
"Today 06:24:24, message sent from the black box."
"The information in the black box is real-time and only retained for 3 seconds. Did you actually see it? Are you confusing dreams with reality?" After hearing this, Iver immediately relaxed and began to shake his feet on the bed.
"Brother Fu, this is a rule! Have you forgotten the oath we swore? Because of the time difference, the information is usually in the morning. The first thing you do when you wake up is to read the black box."
"David Wen, I beg you, stop running in the morning! Why do you torture yourself by getting up at 5 o'clock? It's been half a year! Have your abdominal muscles come out? Have you found your girlfriend?!"
David Wen pouted, swallowed, ignored Ive's vomiting, and continued: "The black box conveys... complete destruction, leaving only dust in the universe. We must kneel down to welcome the imperial edict and transfer the living."
"F."
"Brother Fu, you can't be violent at this time. Forget it at other times. Now is such a sacred moment. You can't be violent!"
"I'm going to explode, FFFFFFFFFFF!"
"You, you, don't go too far! Brother Fu! Otherwise I will... I will..."
"how?"
"I'll tell the housekeeper that you spent all this month's salary!"
"Oh, your morning run will make your little feathers grow, and you will be able to talk back and complain!"
"Silly baboon, I have your envelope!"
The charterer's voice suddenly came from the crack in the door.
After hearing this, Ivo's five souls and four souls were all gone in an instant. He didn't even have dust left.