"My sacred machine, it turns out she really exists!" David Wen suddenly looked at Ivor, and then looked up at the machine not far away. Going back and forth, his eyes got bigger and bigger, and his mouth got bigger and bigger.
, the nostrils are getting bigger and bigger.
Ivor rolled his eyes.
"It appears when you ask for it, and it hides when you don't ask for it. It turns out that all this is true! It turns out that the sacred machine has always condescended to make itself invisible and hide it in the public toilet in our community."
Ivor and David Wen squeezed into the public toilet door. They had to squeeze in, even though there was no one around. The toilet door was too narrow. Not only that, there was no light in the toilet. It wasn't that the light was out of power, it was really even.
nothing.
"Ah!" David Wen suddenly exclaimed and raised his hands high, as if Li Bai was writing a poem. "What a great saint this is~~"
"Life is unfortunate." Ivor gritted his teeth and stared at the machine not far away in front of him. The eyeballs in his eyeballs seemed to burst out. Suddenly, Ivor's fists clenched and made a crackling sound.
"Ouch... be gentle..."
David Wen was like trying to take out an egg from boiling water. He touched Ivor's hand slightly and quickly avoided it. Then he touched his hand again and quickly avoided it again...
"You tortured the edict into paper towels."
"Edict?" Iver suddenly stopped.
"Torture?" Ivor almost stared out of his eyes.
"Are they the emperor?" Ivor's head was facing David Wen straightly, but his eyes were slanted to the edge of the white eyeballs, facing the machine. It was standing erected in the innermost compartment, and there were many things around it.
Got mops and brooms.
"Some people - bah! Some creatures may not be able to keep up with the age of the earth! We! Human beings! But we have left feudalism, empire, and centralized power far behind! This is civilized
This is an era, this is an era of freedom, this is an era of equality!”
"Civilization! Freedom! Equality!" Iver raised his hand and put it down again and again...
"Yes, yes, yes... Brother Fu, please let go of your hand first..." David Wen quickly grabbed Ivor's right hand with both hands, and carefully pulled out Ivor's five fingers one by one.
"Torture?!" Ivor was so excited that he spit out his lower lip.
"I am a third-class person who combines civilization, equality, and freedom. Do I torture them? They torture us! David Wen! They are the boss! We are the younger brothers! They come when called and go away when called! Just like dogs!"
"But... at least we don't have to pay party dues... I've been paying membership dues for more than ten years, but I haven't even joined the party yet."
"That's right...that's right...that's not right!"
"We have been their little brothers since we were 7 years old! 7 years old! 7 years old! 7 years old! Do these barbarians know the "Protection of Minors Law"?"
David Wen frowned. "Isn't it right after birth?"
"Ah?" Ivor blinked for a long time, then suddenly shook his hand and said, "Anyway, they just torture people randomly."
"Brother Fu...that's not what I want to say, but I think I still need to remind you a little bit...the sacred machine requires those of us with the ability to one-way select the Honor Envoy to decode it before it can be activated. The sacred machine can't hear what you are saying now."
"I know. It's started, dare I say it."
"Too."
"Yes, Brother Fu, they are so bad, this edict——"
Ivor suddenly stared at David Wen.
David Wen quickly changed his words: "The rotten paper...I'll take the rotten paper, don't let it stain your hands."
Ivor made a "cut" and "bah" sound, and threw the black "paper" he was holding to David Wen. David Wen immediately took it with both hands and carefully smoothed the black "paper".
The black "paper" was so black that even if he brought his eyes close to the black "paper", David Wen still could not find any writing on it.
"Let's go, Brother Fu, I'll issue an edict and it won't be delayed."
"Tch!" Ivor rolled up his sleeves and crossed his arms.
David Wen knew that Ivor's gesture meant that he had to pretend to pull Ivor away forcefully. So David Wen forcefully grabbed Ivor's hand and pushed him forward.
"Ouch, ouch, don't push, don't arch!" Ivor immediately glared at David Wen with a complaint, but his feet started walking on their own.
As soon as he arrived at the machine, Ivor immediately shook off David Wen's hand, folded his arms, said "hum", turned away, turned away, and even closed his eyes.
After a long while, David Wen still made no move. Iver pretended to be a little tired, secretly opened half of his eyes, and moved his eyes slightly towards the machine.
"Brother Fu, how should I start this sacred machine?" Although David Wen didn't even turn his head, he seemed to know what Ifo was doing.
"Stupid pig." Ivor then turned around completely. "Press the button."
After Ive finished speaking, his fingers were hanging in the air, up and down, left and right.
"I've been looking for it for a long time, but there's no button."
Ivor glanced at David Wen, coughed slightly, and said: "That's facial recognition, fingerprint recognition, iris recognition, etc. Find the camera."
"Brother Fu, you are so smart." After David Wen said this, he immediately started looking around the machine.
"Of course." Ivor touched the beard that had just grown under his chin, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.
Ivor then crossed his arms again and waited for David.
For a long time, David Wen still didn't respond. Ivor licked his lips and had to let go of his arms.
David Wen seemed to feel Ifo's movements immediately again, and said: "Brother Fu... I can't find him."
Only then did Iver pay attention to the machine. He also discovered that this machine looked exactly like the self-service campus card processing machine in their university, that is to say, ugly.
"Have you found it clearly?"
"We've found it clearly. Brother Fu, why don't you look for it yourself?"
"That's a fingerprint."
After that, Ivor printed the two palms of his hands on the screen. Ivor's two palms were very crowded on the screen, and Ivor had to shrink all his fingers to put his hands under the screen. Ivor's palms were too big.
After all, Ive is also very tall, with a net height of 192cm.
For a long while, the machine was still dark and quiet.
Ivor put away his palm, touched his beard again, and said: "That piece of rotten paper."
However, David Wen hugged the "Edict" tightly with both hands, his face full of fear.
"bring here."
"What do you want to do to her?"
"Start it."
"Oh..." David Wen had no choice but to hand it over obediently.
With a "pop" sound, Iver connected his hands and smashed the black "paper" directly onto the screen.
"Brother Fu, be gentle!" David Wen was so distressed that he almost wanted to cry. He felt that the pain was hitting the "paper" body and hurting his heart.
The black "paper" was suddenly sucked in. Ivor quickly moved his hands away from the machine.
Suddenly, the screen lit up, and the light instantly filled the entire toilet.
"Welcome to the Winters self-service machine."
Before the word "huan" could be pronounced, the bodies of Ivor and David Wen immediately stiffened from their necks to their toes, and their heads also rushed down to their chests.
"Ifu's main ability can select the Honor Envoy in one direction, and David Wen's secondary ability can select the Honor Envoy in one direction."
After hearing this, Iver suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Yes! Number, well, well, well, fork, fork, Iver!"
David Wen also raised his head and said, "Yes! Number, Yuanyuanyuanchachacha, David Wen!"
Ivor and David Wen shouted with military momentum.