Iver opened the word document and typed four words: "Notice to find a wife."
Suddenly, Ivor's fingers stopped and said, "A husband who has lost his own wife is so cowardly. What should I do if others think I am cheating?"
David Wen: “Then change it to ‘Missing Person Notice’.”
Iver deleted the word "wife" and entered the word "人". Iver took his marriage certificate and household registration book, and continued to write on the words: "Name: Di Zhiying. Gender: Female -
—”
Suddenly, Iver stopped again. "Is she not a transgender?"
David Wen: "Of course not."
Iver breathed a sigh of relief and continued to write: "Ethnicity: Han. Age: 34——"
David Wen suddenly held Iver's hand. "I'm a girl. Isn't it a good idea to state my age?"
Iver waved his hand and said: "She looks like she is 40 years old. It is for her own good that I write her age down, otherwise others will think she is 40."
After hearing this, David Wen held Iver down with both hands and shouted: "You look like a 40-year-old."
Yi Wujian: "Write down the date of birth so that Di Zhiying can confirm that this is her."
After hearing this, David Wen pouted and let go of his hand angrily.
"Did you hear that?" After scolding Iver, he quickly turned to Yi Wujian with a playful smile, "My cousin is so wise. Cousin, wise! Cousin, wise! Cousin——"
"Okay, continue." Yi Wujian interrupted Ifo.
Iver shouted "Yes" and quickly continued to write: "Occupation: Senior hotel manager. Location: Guangzhou."
Immediately, Iver took a picture of her on the marriage certificate, uploaded it to the computer, and also lost her mobile phone number.
"Report!" Ivor stood up suddenly.
Yi Wujian was so frightened that he stepped back slightly by 1.2745326112 centimeters (accurate to ten decimal places).
"The missing person notice has been completed. Please take a look at it, cousin." Iver bowed and handed over the laptop.
Yi Wujian took the computer and said, "Fill in your information."
"But I don't need to search, I'm right here."
"Write clearly her husband's information, our address and contact information."
Ivor had to take back the computer and continued to write: "Husband: Ivor. Address:...Contact information:..."
"Write some hints to let her know that it is us who wrote this announcement, for example, the messenger."
"But I've already posted it online."
Yi Wujian sighed and said: "Revise."
"Okay." Ivor had no ability to resist.
Iver's right hand was on the mouse and his left hand was on the keyboard. His left and right hands were shaking. After a long while, Iver said: "Cousin... you can't modify it."
"Then write another one."
"What about this one?"
"Delete."
Ivor made a face and muttered in a low voice: "Why are there so many demands?"
After hearing this, David Wen quickly pulled down Ivor's trousers. Only then did Ivor notice Yi Wujian's expression, who was staring at him with a frown.
Ivor quickly stood up at attention, raised his head, and his eyes flew to the ceiling, "Uh... I..."
"This is our mission, and of course we must do it perfectly. We cannot tolerate any possibility of failure. As an honorary messenger with one-way ability, of course you must fully assist in completing all tasks."
"Yes! You are right! I was wrong! I'm sorry!" Ivor bowed another 120 degrees.
Yi Wujian sighed again and said: "Continue."
Iver immediately sat back on the floor, picked up the computer, and typed and typed. After a while, Iver turned around, looked at Yi Wujian with wild eyes, and said: "Wise cousin... I want to
Change what?”
After Yi Wujian heard this, he was so surprised that his brows almost crossed.
"Hint, hint, hint..." David Wen quickly prompted.
"Looking at my human memory, it's useless at all. It's just different from my cousin's." Ivor patted his cheek and then patted it again. Neither of them made any sound.
Iver turned back to the computer. For a long time, his hands and fingers rested on the keyboard without moving.
Ivor coughed twice and secretly glanced at Yi Wujian - the latter was crossing his arms, putting his right foot on his left knee, staring at him.
Ivor met Yi Wujian's eyes, immediately coughed twice, and turned back at lightning speed. Ivor swallowed, slowly moved from his buttocks up to David Wen, and tried his best to lower his voice and said: "
What’s the implication?”
After hearing this, David Wen trembled and glanced at Yi Wujian - the latter was holding his chin with two fingers of his right hand, staring at him! David Wen swallowed, held in his breath with all his strength, and said
:"'husband'."
"It's not 'husband', my husband is me."
"What he just said was 'husband'."
"No, I remember what he just said was two words."
"'Husband' is just two words."
"It's not these two words, there is a word for 'shit'."
"But what I heard was clearly——"
"Messenger!" Yi Wujian couldn't bear it anymore.
Yi Wujian's voice was like ice, and Ifu and David Wen couldn't help but tremble dozens of times.
Iver, on the other hand, reacted quickly and said quickly: "David Wen, you really have no memory. As promised, I will be responsible for typing, and you will be responsible for listening. Look at how well I did!"
"You, you, you..." David Wen was so angry that he pointed his right index finger at Ivor's nose. His eyebrows seemed to roll down between his eyebrows. The wrinkles between his eyebrows rolled up and down, and his mouth became crooked.
square.
Ivor was too lazy to pay attention and slowly typed in the word "messenger". As soon as he finished typing, Ivor was stunned.
"Cousin...that's not right..."
"What's wrong?"
"The word 'messenger' is too obvious. I'm afraid it will be exposed by the one-way choice of honorary messenger without ability."
Iver finally made a constructive suggestion. After hearing this, Yi Wujian put his right foot down, leaned forward slightly, and said, "What suggestions do you have?"
"The son is looking for his mother." David Wen said.
"The child is looking for his mother." Ive corrected.
"The child came to his mother at 6:24:24 yesterday morning." David Wen continued to correct.
"The child came to find his mother at 6:24:24 in the morning on June 1st," Iver corrected again.
Yi Wujian raised the corner of his mouth, "That's it. I decided to post the announcement on the hotel-related website."
As soon as Yi Wujian lowered his fingers and pressed the keyboard, blue dots appeared on the computer screen, like a rocket head traveling at high speed. "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh——"
As soon as they completed the "missing notice", they immediately started looking for a job for Yi Wujian. Ifu specially selected a profession for Yi Wujian that was particularly high-paying but very difficult. In this way, if Yi Wujian was really admitted, they
I won’t have to work anymore.
"The written test is on Friday." Ivo said to Imu Ken.
"But tomorrow is Friday, can you do that?"
"Of course." Yi Wujian smiled contemptuously, "But first, you have to explain to me what the written test is?"