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Chapter 19 The So-called Written Exam

"Written test..." After Ivor and David Wen finished speaking, they felt as if they were choked in their throats and could not speak. Ivor and David Wen made a strong force on their stomachs, and then they were able to exhale, and then they shouted, "Written with a pen

It’s an exam!”

"You don't even know this, do you?" Ive looked suspicious.

"We eliminated this thing 9.9 billion years ago, and 9.9 billion years ago, I did not exist."

"Then how do you write it?"

"Brain wave or ability wave recognition."

After listening to this, Ivor and David Wen were stunned for a long time.

Ivor: "I don't understand."

David Wen: “I don’t understand either.”

Yi Wujian sighed, "You always have voice recognition here, right? We also developed voice recognition 10 billion years ago. You should have voice recognition now."

Ivor: "Yes."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ivor looked at David Wen, "Is there...?"

“You can find out by searching online.”

Ever since, Ive searched the word "voice input" on the Internet, and a lot of software came to me.

Iver put his right hand under his chin and said "Oh", "So there is such a thing."

Ivor was very interested and quickly said loudly: "David Wen is a bad writer."

Computer voice-to-text output: "David Wen is SaBi."

David Wen also shouted loudly: "Brother Fu is the evil one."

Computer voice-to-text output: "Brother Fu is the one who is the best."

"No." Ivor and David Wen complained.

Yi Wujian: "You are all evil."

Computer voice-to-text output: "You are all bad guys."

"It's because your pronunciation is not standard."

…………

They played for half an hour.

"What is a pen?"

"David Wen, pen."

Before he finished speaking, David Wen had already put his head and hands into the table and fumbled around. After a while, the head and hands came out, "Can't find them."

"Go and have a look in the room." Ivor pointed with his index finger to his room and David Wen's room.

David Wen hurriedly said "Oh" and rushed into his room. "Beep bang" sounded for a long time inside, before David Wen walked into Iver's room empty-handed. After another "Beep bang" for a long time, David Wen left.

He came out, spread his hands, shrank his neck and said, "No."

"Go down and buy more. My cousin has to take three exams." Ive gestured with three fingers with his long and thin right hand. "Also, you can go to the opposite side of the People's Square to buy roast goose for my dad."

"Brother Fu..." David Wen looked aggrieved, his eyebrows rising and falling.

"Go." Yi Wujian said.

David Wen had no choice but to go out angrily.

After a while, David Wen came back, carrying three pens and a TV, a 60-inch 4K ultra-high-definition TV.

Iver jumped up suddenly and said, "The landlord finally gave up on replacing the TV~~" and quickly threw away the pile of newspapers and books on the TV cabinet and put the real TV on the TV cabinet.

The TV was facing them, as well as the sofa.

David Wen: "The TV is just at the door. The landlord is still kind."

"What a fart!" Ivor scolded and snatched a pen from David Wen's hand. "If we hadn't exposed her, she wouldn't have secretly returned it."

Immediately, Iver's face suddenly changed, his face was full of respect, and he handed the pen to Yi Wujian with both hands.

Yi Wujian stared at the black pen lying quietly in Ivo's big hands, his brows became tighter and tighter. After a while, Yi Wujian took a breath, licked his lips, and put his hands under Ivo's hands.

Seeing this, Ivo poured the pen into Yi Wujian's hand.

The pen came into the palms of Yi Wujian's hands.

Yi Wujian exhaled and slowly sat upright, still holding the pen in his hand.

For a long while, he still held the pen in his hand, motionless.

Ivor looked at Yi Wujian who was as quiet as a corpse, looked at each other with David Wen, touched his nose and said: "Cousin, do you know how to use it?"

"have no idea."

"It's a bit like the way you hold chopsticks." David Wen and Ifu both held a pen and demonstrated to Yi Wujian.

Yi Wujian held the pen and immediately looked closer to observe the postures of David Wen and Ifo's right palms.

"Thumb here..."

"The index finger is here..."

"Middle finger..."

Yi Wujian frowned: "Why do cousin and brother hold pens in different postures? Your index finger, middle finger and tail finger are not consistent."

Ivor slammed the pen out of David Wen's hand: "His is not standard."

"The ring finger..."

"Little finger..."

Yi Wujian finally stuck the pen between his fingers. After a while, he let out a long "Oh~~" and looked like he suddenly understood.

After hearing the sigh, Ivor and David Wen became even more excited: "Try writing a few words."

As soon as the words fell, the three people's heads tilted. You look at me, I look at you...

"David Wen, I'm looking for some paper."

David Wen said "Oh" and walked back to his room. David Wen walked halfway, but Iver waved his hand and said: "Forget it, just write it on my arm."

Iver then straightened his arm and placed it in front of Yi Wujian.

David Wen quickly ran back, leaned over, and waited for this historic moment.

Ive's arms were motionless, ready to be baptized.

Yi Wujian looked serious, carefully observing the pen stuck in his hand and Yifu's bone-like cyan arm.

After a while, Yi Wujian sighed. Ifu and David Wen immediately held their breath.

Yi Wujian's right hand moved!

The pen is here!

coming!

"."

The pen left a little mark on the cyan arm of the clothes.

Yi Wujian looked at that point and gradually opened his eyes. He was shocked that such a laborious recording tool existed in the universe at this moment.

Ivor and David Wen looked at this success and nodded repeatedly with pleasure.

"Try writing your own name."

After hearing this, Yi Wujian was deeply encouraged. He took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.

His right hand moved again!

…………

For a long time and a long time, Ive only had "T A" written on his hand.

"Why is it so difficult to write?" After Yi Wujian said this, he moved his body at a 45-degree angle and put down his pen again.

"1 corpse"

Yi Wujian frowned, and moved his body and his right hand.

"I feel that this way of holding the pen is very uncomfortable." Suddenly, Yi Wujian turned his right hand over and put the pen in his palm. Then, he made a fist with all five fingers and stuck the pen.

"No--"

Yi Wu Jian's right hand has moved and the pen has been lowered. In an instant, the three characters "Yi Wu Jian" flashed on Ifu's arm.

Yi Wujian raised the corners of his mouth and folded his hands behind his head: "This is really simple."

Ivor: "The way you hold your pen is so unique..."

Yi Wujian shrugged happily. "There is still some time now, David Wen, teach me how to pretend to be a human being."

After hearing this, David Wen immediately ran into the room.

"Oh my God!" Ivor hid his face and sighed. He no longer had the energy to refute, so he could only look at David Wen helplessly.

Yi Wujian: "Is this a film and television show?"

"Yes." David Wen excitedly put the CD into the laptop's CD-ROM drive.

"Only Doraemon can help me realize my dream~~Cute, round and chubby face~~"

Doraemon's theme song immediately sounded throughout the room. Ivor sighed secretly, knowing that he was already 29 years old.

"This species with blue hair is Doraemon?"

"This is not hair, his head is blue."

"He's bald?"

"That's a helmet." Ivor couldn't help but interjected.

Yi Wujian, Ifu and David Wen crowded on the sofa. Yi Wujian sat in the middle of the sofa, David Wen sat on the left side of the sofa, and Ivor sat on the right side of the sofa.

Yi Wujian looked at the computer expressionlessly, and it was hard to tell whether he was looking at it seriously or distracted. David Wen looked at the computer and smiled. Ifu kept yawning at the computer.

"Doraemon and I let our dreams shine~~"

As the theme song played, Ivo fell asleep, and his head fell on Yi Wujian's right shoulder.


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