"This fool riding on a tree, I kindly remind you, you have to get down, that's a tree, not a horse."
There was a steady stream of sounds from behind. Ivor heard the people behind him let out a long and deliberate sigh.
"Idiot, this is your first time on Earth. Do you know what a 'horse' is?"
In his sight, Yi Wujian's expression suddenly turned contemptuous - he was still "riding" on the tree at this time.
"Of course I know!" Yi Wujian retorted loudly, fixing his eyes on the creature behind him.
Ifu and the others have never seen Yi Wujian have such great emotional ups and downs.
"Then what are you doing riding on that poor tree? Have you ever thought about how it feels? Why are you still asking other creatures to do things they shouldn't do?"
Ivor, Di Zhiying and David Wen glanced at Yi Wujian to the left, the green creature to the right, and then looked at each other, their confused expressions becoming more and more contagious.
Yi Wujian smiled contemptuously again, and six words slipped out of his mouth: "I'm really going crazy." After saying this, Yi Wujian twisted his feet and finally jumped back to the ground.
The green creature also smiled contemptuously and said six words: "I'm really going crazy."
Yi Wujian put his hands on his hips and took two steps towards the green creature, "It seems that you begged me to help you become human, so I reluctantly got here."
The green creature also took two steps towards Yi Wujian, with his left hand on his waist and his right hand facing the ground and sky. Yi Wujian pointed at him. "You came here on your own."
After hearing this, Yi Wujian said with an exaggerated "O", "Really? Really? Really?"
"Do they know each other?" David Wen asked in a low voice.
"It seems so." Di Zhiying replied in a low voice.
"Let's go, let's go!" The green creature waved his hands repeatedly like shooing away flies, and turned his head to the side, as if he didn't want to look at Yi Wujian. After a while, the green creature turned his head back again, and poked Yi Wujian with his left hand.
on his chest, "I don't need your help!"
"I won't help you!"
After Yi Wujian said that, he crossed his arms, but his feet showed no tendency to move at all.
Ivor complained in a low voice: "What are these two fools thinking? They even call me crazy."
"When are they going to quarrel..." David Wen sighed.
"I don't want your help!" The green creature suddenly took a few small steps toward the big pine tree, and suddenly opened its hands completely, facing the green weeds, green leaves, and green insects, and suddenly shouted exaggeratedly
: "The surroundings are green, which I like. Everything here is much better than your stinky blue face."
Yi Fu and the others were even more confused. Yi Wu Jian's face was not blue.
"Want to fight?" Yi Wujian suddenly grabbed the "collar" of the green creature.
The green creature immediately raised its head without flinching. Seeing this, Yi Wujian also raised his head. The green creature did not admit defeat and raised its head higher. Yi Wujian also raised his head higher than the green creature...
The two of them were trapped in an endless loop.
Finally, both of their heads were at the same level as the ground, and they could no longer raise their heads higher, so they changed their approach.
"Come on!" the green creature roared.
"Iver, Di Zhiying, David Wen, open the barrier!"
"Varied?"
Ivor, Di Zhiying and David Wen were even more confused. They hurriedly waved their hands and shook their heads. They didn't want to get involved in this inexplicable quarrel about alien creatures.
"Hurry up!" Yi Wujian and the green creature urged together.
"What???"
The green creature suddenly started to warm up, and the muscles and fat all over his body were shaking desperately. "I can already feel the boiling power in my body..." The green creature suddenly faced the green weeds and green leaves around him.
And the green insect waved its arms widely.
"What are you doing waiting around!" Yi Wujian suddenly lost all patience. He put his hands on his hips and took two steps towards Ifu and the others, almost reaching their noses.
David Wen was so frightened that he knelt on the ground: "We can't..."
Iver hurriedly ran to Yi Wujian's side, caressed Yi Wujian's back up and down, and coaxed: "Don't be angry, peace is the most important thing..."
"Then learn how to open a battle barrier with just one character."
Yiwujian ended with another syllable that Ifu and the others had never heard before, which seemed to be the spell of the battle barrier.
"Say it!" Yi Wujian stared at Ifu, Di Zhiying and David Wen.
Ivor swallowed for a long time and shouted: "Gah!"
Di Zhiying: "Duck!"
David Wen frowned and was speechless.
"Why can't you learn it? It's so simple."
"Yeah!" Di Zhiying suddenly rushed in front of Yi Wujian with her arms akimbo, staring straight at Yi Wujian.
Yi Wujian was startled and took a step back.
The green creature suddenly stopped waving, said "Oh" and said: "Brother, don't force others to do things beyond their capabilities all day long, they are not you."
"Forget it if the barrier can't be opened, we won't fight." The green creature waved his hand.
Yi Wujian slowly turned around, looked at the green creature, and raised the big corners of his mouth, "Your weapon is broken, so you don't dare to fight me." After saying that, Yi Wujian's smile became even bigger, and the smile on both sides of his mouth became even bigger.
The laugh lines spread directly to the corners of the eyes, and the eyeballs disappeared.
After hearing this, the green creature suddenly raised its head, straightened its back and clasped its hands on its hips, "I am the AA* in charge of @A￥, and I actually said that my weapon was broken, and your head was broken. Have you ever?"
common sense?"
"Then let's start a fight. You take out your weapon, and I let you, but I won't take it. Let's do the simplest thing, let's show off our skills."
"It's up to me to let you take out your weapons."
"You take it first!"
"Why should I go first!"
…………
Ivor, David Wen and Di Zhiying stood aside, looking at the two aliens in front of them speechlessly.
David Wen: "Why don't we go shopping around? I've never been abroad."
After that, the three people walked towards the pine tree.
"Where to go?!"
The shouts of Yi Wujian and the green creature suddenly rushed towards their ears.
After hearing this, David Wen, Ivor and Di Zhiying suddenly froze. For a long while, the three of them closed their eyes tightly and did not want to face the reality. After another long while, the three of them slowly turned around.
Iver touched his nose with his right hand, then stretched out his index finger, pointed behind him, and pointed here and there for a long time before saying: "It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree..."
"Is it time to enjoy the cool air now?" Yi Wujian suddenly turned around and stared at the three of them with his hands on his hips.
"That's right." The green creature also turned around and stared at them with its hands on its hips.
Ivor: "What are we going to do..."
"Activate the humanization process!" Yi Wujian and the green creature said in unison.
Before he finished speaking, Yi Wujian held Ifu with one hand and pushed Di Zhiying and David Wen with the other hand towards the opposite direction of the pine tree.