"Yeah!" Di Zhiying suddenly shouted, "I can leave by myself."
After hearing this, Yi Wujian put down the hand that was pushing Di Zhiying, and his hand was only supporting David Wen.
Green creature: "{}:{}||\,."
Machine: "Weleto the earth. Welcome to the earth. Earth にようこそ..."
The machine continued to read, and the green creature continued to wait. Wen, David, Ifo and Di Zhiying did not speak, but Yi Wujian said: "Shut up."
The machine immediately became quiet, and after a while, it said, "How can I help you?"
The green creature glanced at Yi Wujian, and after a while, he pointed his index finger at Yi Wujian: "Why are you so rude? Just be patient and you'll be fine."
"This whole setting is completely illogical. Which @A￥ can't speak all human languages? The machine can just speak any language. It has to speak all of them, which is a waste of time and memory."
"People's hard-shells are designed like this, so let's leave it like this. It works anyway, so don't be so picky."
"Better not let me meet the Crusaders."
"Can you be nice?"
"That's right!" Ifu suddenly glared at Yi Wujian.
Yi Wujian was confused, pointing his finger at himself innocently, blinking at Ivor. Seeing this, David Wen, Di Zhiying and the green creature all laughed.
"Am I not treating you well?" Yi Wujian asked Ifo, his face full of sincerity.
Iver turned his head away and let out a "hum", looking aggrieved.
David Wen and Di Zhiying laughed louder, and even Yi Wujian laughed himself. He didn't know why he laughed.
Green creature: "Brother, please treat your comrades well. The strong also need to be cared for, okay?"
"Activating the humanization process takes a long time." Yi Wujian shouted with a smile.
Machine: "This friend in green wants to——"
Di Zhiying and David Wen laughed even more exaggeratedly and started laughing directly on their stomachs. Iver laughed even harder and clapped his hands, but the sound of clapping was immediately drowned out by his own laughter.
Green...haha..."
Although Yi Wujian didn't quite understand why Ifu and the others were laughing, he wanted to laugh, so he started laughing. Yi Wujian would not let go of any opportunity to laugh at him.
The green creature was confused. "Is there any problem?"
After that, the green creature said to the machine: "I, a creature dressed in green, really want to--"
This sentence simply unblocked Iver, David Wen and Di Zhiying's elementary school, and the three of them fell to the ground laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" The green creature was even more confused. The non-existent eyebrows were squeezed out by the forehead bones.
Yi Wujian patted the green creature on the shoulder and grinned wider, as if he knew the answer.
Machine: "Please prove it."
Yi Wujian: "@A￥One of the top three, @{||}."
After saying that, Yi Wujian shook his head towards Ifu and the others, motioning to the three of them to prove their identities.
After Yifu looked at it, he immediately made a "bang" sound and stood in a military posture. That posture frightened both Yiwujian and the green creature, and they couldn't help but shrink back. Yiwujian almost got injured by his own foot.
The green creature really fell directly onto Yi Wujian.
"The ability of Lord Ifu can one-way select the honorary messenger, number, well well well cha cha cha!"
After Iver said this, David Wen turned left with a "bang" and stood up in a military posture. Yi Wujian and the green creature were startled again, and they hurriedly helped each other steady.
"David Wen's secondary ability is one-way selection of Honorary Envoy, Number, Yuanyuanyuanchachacha!"
Then came Di Zhiying again. Di Zhiying also made a military stance with a "click" sound, "Di Zhiying's main ability is to select the honorary envoy in one direction, and the number is everywhere!"
Fortunately, Di Zhiying's background is the gentle and cute voice of a girl. When she shouts it loudly, it is far less scary than the gutter-like roars of Ivor and David Wen.
Yi Wujian and the green creature took the opportunity to stand up straight and straighten their expressions. After all, they were all strong men from afar and could not show such frightened expressions easily.
Machine: "Authentication passed."
Green creature: "I have a request."
Machine: "Please tell me."
Green Creature: "I want my human name to be called Green."
After Iver, David Wen and Di Zhiying listened, the "haha" sounds couldn't stop coming out of their mouths. The three of them laughed for a second, and they had to support each other's bodies to stand still. It seemed that they used too much energy.
The strength is in laughing.
"Last time I came to Earth to perform a mission, the name was too long. The nationality belongs to the United States of America. What is it called...Alexander Apuhahain or something like that?" The green creature quickly shook his hand and continued, "Human signatures are required again."
It’s too troublesome to do it by hand. So, this time I wanted to keep it simple and add my favorite color.”
After the green creature finished speaking, the "haha" sounds of Ivor, David Wen and Di Zhiying became more and more deafening. Yi Wujian couldn't help scratching his ears. He was a little impatient.
Machine: "Okay, your nationality was originally the United States of America, you were an orphan, and you were later adopted by Ivor and Di Zhiying -"
Hearing the harsh word "husband and wife" in their names, Iver and Di Zhiying immediately closed their mouths, put away their smiles, and straightened their bodies, as if to express their dissatisfaction. However, their "haha" voices still continued.
A steady stream of words came out of David Wen's mouth.
Machine: "——Adopted, the nationality will be changed to the People's Republic of China. You were born on August 15th, you are 20 years old, male."
Machine: "Your name was originally given to you by the director of your orphanage in the United States of America. Ivor and Di Zhiying were grateful to the director for taking care of you, so they did not help you change your name. As for the remaining information,
It’s already printed on the table.”
Machine: "Now, please humanize me."
彡lv: “Isn’t it okay if your hair is green?”
Machine: "Better not."
彡lv: "Is it okay if the clothes you change into are green?"
Machine: "Okay."
Yi Wujian was speechless for a while, crossed his arms and said, "Are you addicted to the color green?"
Yan Lu ignored Yi Wujian and continued to say to the machine: "Green is a good thing. I think you should send out more clothes and give the four of them some green clothes."
David Wen and Ivor quickly waved their hands and shook their heads in rejection with all their strength.
After a long while, Lu finally completed the humanization process.
Yi Wujian: "Let's go back."
After saying that, Yi Wujian and Gang Lu looked at Di Zhiying, David Wen and Ifu. However, the three of them blinked, folded their hands in front of their stomachs, and waited.
"Recite the incantation!"
"ah?"
Only then did Di Zhiying, Ivor and David Wen react and looked at each other in bewilderment.