He raised his left foot, and then his left foot landed in the middle of the door. "Click-bang--", the door immediately bounced out. At this time, Zheng was kneeling on the wall of the room. The door was blocked by him
The kick made him twist and deform, as if he was kneeling to him.
"{}:{}||\,."
"Welcome to the earth. Wele to the earth. Earth にようこそ.????????????.Willkommen auf der erde..."
He wants to speak, but the voice of the machine is continuous and full of nonsense. He is a highly intelligent and highly educated person, and it is polite and etiquette to wait for others to finish speaking. As long as that person does not go too far.
3 seconds later
"STOP!"
The machine immediately shut its mouth, but in less than 2 seconds, it started again - "Your country is the People's Republic of China, so your language should be Mandarin, Mandarin with a Cantonese accent. For reference, what I am saying now is
The language you should speak on Earth."
"I know it."
"This is the 21st century, please don't speak classical Chinese."
"Um."
"You are really smart."
After listening, he suddenly stared at the machine. "》::?!"
"I'm so sorry, the machine is a human mind."
"If you don't know what to say, then don't say it."
"Okay, then I will directly convey your identity on Earth to you."
He nodded and signaled the machine to continue. But he found that before he finished nodding, the machine started talking again——
"The data shows that this is your first time on Earth. In order to allow you to adapt, the information will be as detailed as possible."
He was very dissatisfied because the machine did not obey his instructions. He was even more dissatisfied because the machine did not understand his instructions.
"You are a transgender, your gender at birth is-"
"ah?"
"You are 20 years old this year. You were born on April 27th, and your gender at birth was female. Later, you found that you were more suitable to be a male creature, so you started the transformation surgery two years ago -"
"Female? Male? Transgender?"
"Unlike your planet, Earth has strict biological and social distinctions."
He sneered and said, "Barbaric nature."
"This is your first message, do you have any questions?"
"Why should I change my gender?"
"Because deep down inside you feel that you are a male."
He blinked his eyes and looked at the machine, feeling puzzled. The machine suddenly laughed. After hearing this, he immediately shrank his eyes. However, the machine still couldn't understand what he meant and kept laughing, laughing, laughing.
The laughter seemed to have been frozen for hundreds of millions of years, very stiff and harsh.
"It doesn't matter, you just need to memorize it by rote. This is human thinking, it is difficult for you to understand."
"Continue." He didn't want to tangle with the machine anymore.
"Your biological father's name is Ivo, male. He was born on July 6. He is 29 years old this year. He is a citizen of the People's Republic of China. His registered permanent residence is in Guangzhou and he is now settled in Guangzhou."
"Guangzhou?"
"A city in the People's Republic of China."
"The People's Republic of China?"
"A nation distinguished and defined by man himself."
"continue."
"Your biological mother's name is Di Zhiying, female. She was born on August 14th. She is 34 years old this year. Di Zhiying's household registration is in Heilongjiang and she followed her parents to Guangzhou. Therefore, she and your biological father Iver got to know each other, fell in love with each other, got along well, and had a happy life together.
I got you off."
"Your biological father is the wedding host, and your biological mother is a senior hotel manager."
"You also have a godfather. The godfather's name is David Wen, male, born on August 2, 29 years old this year. David Wen is a wedding planning assistant. David Wen and your biological father grew up together, are unmarried, and have only had one girlfriend.
.”
He gradually narrowed his eyes, still staring at the machine. What does "only" mean? What's the difference between one and two and three, four, five, six, seven or eight? He suddenly designed for the "hard shell" - the machine
The person felt lucky. If the explosion had not happened, he would never have spared the hard-shelled person. At least he would have allowed the hard-shelled person to start from the first stage of ability development again.
"Your name is Yi Wujian——"
After listening, he finally raised the corners of his mouth and kissed the necklace around his neck.
"——Graduated from college and looking for a job."
"Your biological father and mother have been separated since you were born, and you have always lived with your biological father."
"The above is all your personal information. You can decide the other information on your own. Your ID and other certificates required by humans have been printed on the table."
"One thing is that I hope that the 'Three Highs' will be memorized by heart and implemented to the end."
Yi Wujian immediately raised his brows and lowered the corners of his mouth. He knew what the machine wanted to say. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but clenched his teeth secretly in his mouth.
"Your home has completely disappeared. You are not on a short-term mission on the earth now. You will live here in this life, and perhaps your descendants, if you have any. Based on genetic diversity and biological colorfulness
We advocate and hope that the 'Three Highs' can reproduce. However, it is okay for the 'Three Highs' to choose not to have children. After all, without your genetic group, the universe will still continue to rotate."
"Please implement equality to the end and learn to accept, respect and love it all."
"reject."
After saying that, Yi Wujian picked up the briefcase on the table without looking back.
"'Three highs', 'Three highs', 'Three highs'..."
Yi Wujian had to stop, rolled his eyes, turned back and said, "What are you doing!"
"Please change clothes."
After changing, Yi Wujian picked up the briefcase on the table without looking back.
"'Three Highs'."
"What are you doing?"
"Please wear contact lenses, humans in the People's Republic of China have black eyes."
After putting it on, Yi Wujian waited quietly.
"Please change your hairstyle. According to Yi Wujian's ID card, you need to cut your hair to 5 centimeters above the eyes, curl the surface of your hair, slant the bangs to your eyebrows, and dye it yellow."
"Please dye your skin color. Humans in the People's Republic of China have yellow skin."
"Please get fake eyebrows. Humans all have black eyebrows."
"Please put on the dye patch to cover the scar."
"Spray some perfume, it will be better."
"So you can stop spraying?"
"Yes, but I suggest you try it."
"Need not."
"Okay, congratulations, Mr. Yi Wujian, you are ready to go."
Yi Wujian just picked up the briefcase on the table——
"After repairing the door, please set off again. If the door is gone, the probability of this machine being discovered by humans will increase from 0% to 5%. Please note that the value is only accurate to 1%."