"We can't close the door tonight." David Wen pressed his entire body against the door, rubbing his left cheek against the door, and his pouted mouth looked like it was covered in glue.
"Why don't you close the door?" Ivor looked at David Wen's fat face without eyes, threw himself on the sofa, and turned on the TV.
"The living are here, but I don't know what to do when they open the door? Isn't there an idiom called 'open the door with good luck'? We can't neglect them."
"close the door."
Ivor suddenly rushed towards David Wen, and he tried to force David Wen away. However, David Wen also resisted with all his strength, and his body holding the door became tighter. Ivor then bit David Wen's ear tightly——
"ah!"
David Wen's hand immediately let go. Ivor took the opportunity to immediately throw David Wen to the floor. With a "bang", he closed the door.
David Wen touched his ears with both hands, curled his lips, looked aggrieved, and shouted: "I won't let you succeed! I will always sit here, waiting for the arrival of the living!"
"Evil can never defeat good!"
Ivor rolled his eyes and shouted: "It's none of my business. Just wait if you want. I want to sleep anyway."
"Idiot!" Ive still cursed before going back to the room.
"Humph!" After hearing this, David Wen breathed out vigorously, crossed his arms, sat up straighter, and looked straight at the door, looking at the door, looking at the door...
-
Yi Wujian took out the contents of the briefcase - ID card, passport, Hong Kong and Macao pass, household register, kindergarten graduation certificate and graduation photo, elementary school graduation certificate and graduation photo, junior high school graduation certificate and graduation photo, high school graduation certificate and graduation photo
, university diploma and graduation photo, driver's license, marriage certificate, a stack of photos, a bunch of keys, a mobile phone, a sex reassignment surgery contract and a health report.
"Guangzhou City, Guangdong Province..." Yi Wujian read the address on the ID card.
"This is where?"
Yi Wujian looked around, thinking about how to get to the address on his ID card.
"Swish——", "swish——", "swish——"
Yi Wujian saw people sitting in the car. Yi Wujian raised the corner of his mouth.
In an instant, he was in the middle of the road.
"Beep beep beep beep beep -"
The people in the car tried their best to apply the brakes. The car finally stopped 10 centimeters away from Yi Wujian.
“Crossing the road without looking at the cars!”
Yi Wujian slowly walked up to the car owner. Looking at Yi Wujian's expressionless face and the muscles all over his body, the car owner felt more and more that something was wrong. He retracted his head and pulled the window-closing button.
Yi Wujian suddenly put his hand on the car window, and the car window immediately stopped. The car owner looked at his index finger and the window-closing button that was still stretched upward, and then looked at the motionless car window, his face
His expression gradually became ferocious.
Yi Wujian bent down and said, "Excuse me, where is Guangzhou City, Guangdong Province...?"
"ah?"
The car owner suddenly showed a bright smile like the lady at the front desk.
Yi Wujian put his hand through the car window and raised his ID card to the car owner.
"This, this, this...Mr. Yiyiyi...this is Xiangtan..."
"Then how do you get to the address here?"
"Take the high-speed rail to...the plane...the train...the bus..."
"Which one is fastest?"
"High-speed rail..."
“Where to take the high-speed rail?”
"Xiangtan North Station..."
"where?"
"In that...Xinglong Village...Jinpeng East Road..."
“Where is Jinpeng East Road in Xinglong Village?”
"Young man...you can ask others if it's okay...uncle is in a hurry..."
After hearing this, Yi Wujian felt helpless and let go of his hand. There was a whistling sound, and in an instant, a gust of wind blew by, and the car slipped far away. Yi Wujian combed his bangs a little, and then began to wait for the next car.
.
“Beep beep beep beep beep beep—”
The people in the car tried their best to apply the brakes. The car finally stopped 100 centimeters away from Yi Wujian.
"Come to touch porcelain?!"
In front of him was a black van.
"where you go?"
"It's none of your business."
"I have to go to Xiangtan North Station, but I don't know how to get there."
"Call a taxi yourself."
"I'm screaming."
"Then why did you get here? This is in the middle of Changtan West Expressway!"
"I……"
"OH MY GOD!" The car owner suddenly jumped out of the car door.
"Have you been deceived?!" The car owner shook Yi Wujian's shoulders vigorously, and Yi Wujian's shoulders had to follow him, and the car owner's black hat also shook.
"without--"
"I knew it." The car owner finally let go. "You students, you just don't have experience. My cousin was deceived last month. She took a shady car and took advantage of it, just for a few dollars. Is it necessary?"
"
"What's your name?" The car owner put his hands on his hips.
Yi Wujian blinked and glanced at his ID card, "My name is Yi Wujian."
"How old are you?"
"20."
"Ouch!" The car owner pursed his lips and then curled his lips.
"I'll take you there!"
So, Yi Wujian got into the car. He saw a picture of a human female taped on the steering wheel. The human female had yellow hair, which was different from the black hair of the car owner.
"Young man has really strong muscles. If he can deal with bad guys, he will be fine."
"it is necessary."
"Although the face is a little rough and a little dark, it doesn't matter. Men are better when they are darker."
"Rough is a derogatory word?"
"Nowadays, we all like fresh meat."
"oh."
1 hour later
"David Wen, are you really not going to sleep?" Ivor stamped his feet at the door of the room.
"I will not sleep, I want to defend myself——"
Ivor directly hugged David Wen.
"Let me go...you bad guy...bad guy...bad guy——"
Iver let go, but it was not because he was soft-hearted, but because David Wen was too heavy. Although Iver was tall, he was very thin, and he and David Wen complemented each other perfectly. Iver was not someone who gave up easily, and he immediately picked up a pot lid.
, hit David Wen on the head violently, and a "pop" sound echoed in the living room.
"Brother Fu, don't hit me...don't hit me...wuwu..."
"Sleep or not?!" Ivor pointed at David Wen with the pot lid.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep..."
"I'm sleeping on the sofa." David Wen snuck past Ivor and returned to the door.
"You hopeless stupid pig, I wish you never find a girlfriend!" Iver shouted.
-
"Young man——"
Yi Wujian noticed that the car owner's eyes flashed suddenly. He knew that this kind of behavior was a sign of guilty conscience. Human beings didn't seem to know how to conceal their expressions when they were lying.
"——Then what's in the briefcase?"
Yi Wujian heard the car owner's obviously accelerated blood circulation and heartbeat.
"I advise you not to do anything you shouldn't do."
Although Yi Wujian has never been to the earth before, a strong man he knows has been here before. The strong man told Yi Wujian that human beings have very strange views on buying and selling.
"ah?"
"Before you act, you'd better know who your target is."