Northeast, Ancient Forest, and northwest there is a small village called Xiulin.
There is a cemetery to the east of Xiulin Village. It was built by a businessman from Hong Kong. With a cemetery, there is a need for gravekeepers...
Tomb guarding has always been an unlucky industry, and the wages are not high, so there are very few people willing to do it.
The old man who is now responsible for guarding the tomb is Lao Yutou in the village, and he has been guarding the tomb here since the cemetery was first established.
But Lao Yutou was not from the village. When the cemetery was established, he was the first to apply to be a tombkeeper, and he stayed there for decades. His son and daughter-in-law tried their best to get him to leave the cemetery.
I tried my best to take him away, but in the end I couldn't take him away. In the end, there was a stalemate, and I haven't seen him for a long time...
Only his grandson comes to stay for a while from time to time.
At this moment, a young man was dragging his luggage and walking in the village, greeting acquaintances in the village as he passed.
"Uncle Li!"
"Hey, Xiaoyu is back? How is it? Is college fun?"
"Not bad, ha..." Yu Huifei said hello and walked all the way. Although everyone was very enthusiastic, they always looked at him with strange eyes, as if he was hesitant to speak, which made Yu Huifei feel hairy all over.
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Walking all the way north along the commercial street in the village, crossing a small stone arch bridge, you will find a large courtyard with green tiles and white walls, like a Jiangnan water town!
The door is as dark as ink, except that there is some red paint at this moment.
Yu Huifei frowned as he watched.
Furthermore, there were two more stones at the door that Yu Huifei had never seen before... um... dogs!
The eyes of these two dogs are also very strange. They stare very wide, but their pupils are dull, just like fools! How does Yu Huifei see it, and why do he feel that these two things are modeled after huskies?
It's just that why did his grandfather bring out these two gadgets when he had nothing to do? These gadgets probably not only don't ward off evil spirits, but also attract scolding, right?
There is a simple sign hanging on the dark door. The important thing is that the sign has been covered with newspapers, so the words on it can't be seen at all.
I don't know why, but looking at this gate, Yu Huifei felt uneasy, always feeling as if he was about to fall into a pit.
But think about it carefully, this is my grandfather’s house, who would come to trick him?
With a hard push, he slowly pushed the door open.
After entering the door, before Yu Huifei could say anything, he heard a clang and the door behind him closed!
At the same time, Yu Huifei felt a chill behind him...
Yu Huifei suddenly turned around and stared at the black door. The black door was made of iron covering wood. It was very thick and had a simple shape... But here comes the problem. The wind would definitely not be able to blow through the palm-thick solid wood iron door.
It's moving! What's more, there was no wind just now.
The door has a simple frame, and there are no mechanical levers, revolving door frames, etc. So how does it close by itself?
Yu Huifei suddenly felt a creepy feeling when he thought of this.
Yu Huifei shouted subconsciously to embolden himself: "Grandpa, are you there?"
At this moment, a hand was placed on Yu Huifei's shoulder: "Little brother, are you here?"
Yu Huifei was startled, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with big yellow teeth looking at him with a sly look!
Then, before Yu Huifei could speak, he said in a barrage of words: "I know you have a lot of questions, but no matter how many questions you ask, I won't answer you. I won't say any more, this is your work uniform.
You will be the tombkeeper here from now on."
"What?" Yu Huifei screamed, why did he become the tombkeeper?
Unfortunately, the old man didn't pay attention to him at all. Instead, he reached into his sleeve and dug along his arm. Yu Huifei grinned and said, "Stop digging, it's already up to the chicken nest!"
The old man seemed to have caught something. He pulled hard, and he actually pulled out a set of Taoist robes, and then shook...
Yu Huifei stepped back and saw the sky full of fly ash under the sun!
He waved his hand subconsciously. He seriously suspected that the old man might not have taken a shower in several years... As for the clothes, they probably hadn't been washed in more years, right?
The old man threw the clothes directly at him. Yu Huifei subconsciously waved his hand to block it, but it was blocked. When he lowered his head again, he was shocked to find that his own clothes were lying on the floor, including the one whose birth year
Red panties!
Looking at his body again, he saw that he was dirty, greasy, and covered with a layer of dust. He didn’t know whether it was black or red, but he was wearing a broken Taoist robe!
Yu Huifei's brain was obviously running out of energy, and he was a little confused about what he had experienced.
The old man continued: "My name is Lu Ya, not the Lu Ya from Hallelujah, but the Lu Ya from the list of gods. To put it bluntly, I am a god. But I have reached the age of service and am ready to retire, so I asked you to be my boss."
My successor."
What is this old man talking about?
The old man continued: "To put it simply, my original position in the human world was the director of the Three Realms Labor Rehabilitation Bureau. Those guys in the Three Realms who were disobedient, broke the rules and were not suitable to be killed by lightning would be assigned to me.
Here, they undergo reform through labor and ideological re-education.
But my seniority has expired, so I have to find a new person to take over.
I originally chose your grandfather, but when I rushed over, I found that the grandsons from the underworld came faster than me and had already taken him away first.
I chased after him and asked for him, but he didn't come back.
But your grandfather recommended you to me, so I'll wait for you here.
It was me who called you to come back...
If you don’t understand anything now, you can ask.”
Yu Huifei looked at the old man in front of him in confusion, his mind running rapidly, summarizing the information contained in what the old man said.
After all, Yu Huifei is a person with a higher education, and he usually reads novels and various movies and TV series, so his receptive ability is still very strong. He quickly sorted out his thoughts...
Yu Huifei tried to ask: "Are you really Lu Ya?"
"First there is Hongjun and then there is Tian. Daojun Lu Ya is still in front! I'm talking about Pindao!" Lu Ya raised his head and said in a very disgusting way.
Yu Huifei sighed and said, "How long has my grandfather been gone?"
"It's been three months... In these three months, I've transformed into your grandfather, waiting here for you. Since you're here, hurry up. After the handover is over, it's time for me to leave." Lu
Press and urge.
Yu Huifei said in confusion: "This is the tombkeeper's home. It seems to have nothing to do with the labor reform bureau you mentioned, right?"
Lu Ya smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about this. You are the director of the Labor Reform Bureau. Wherever you are, the Labor Reform Bureau will be there. Besides, I have lived here for three months and I have already made arrangements.
In short, this is the Three Realms Labor Rehabilitation Bureau. You don't need to care about the name. You don't need to use it. You can name it whatever you want.
I just like to call this place the Ninth Floor. Although there is no Ninth Floor here, I can help you open the Ninth Floor through my authority, but you...hehe, you will understand the magic here later.
If you don't like the name Ninth Floor, feel free to change it yourself.
But no matter what you call this place in heaven, they all call it the Immortal Labor and Reform Bureau.
As for you, you are the cell leader, director, and landlord here. Anyway, you are the biggest BOSS here. It’s up to you to call me whatever you want.
Your task is to take good care of the prisoners sent by heaven, do not let them disturb the world, serve their sentences well, change their minds, and accept reform.
Don't worry, as the prison chief, they don't dare to mess with you. Because Heavenly Court needs you to report their performance every once in a while. If you don't perform well, the punishment will be heavier, and you may even be pulled back and struck by lightning.
If you behave well, your sentence may be appropriately reduced.
Besides, as the cell leader, you are paid."
After hearing the previous words, Yu Huifei was doubtful, but when he heard that there was a salary, his ears stood up!
The old man said: "Your salary is the entire turnover of this store..."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he almost cried. He pointed to this place and said: "Brother, this is where the tombkeeper lives. Behind it is the cemetery, and the graves are piled up there. Do you think I can do something here?
What kind of business is it to make some business?"
The old man also looked embarrassed, coughed and said: "This... um... this... you can figure it out yourself."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. Isn't this too irresponsible?
So, Yu Huifei shook his head decisively and said: "Well, you must have found the wrong person. How about I help you find another one?"
Lu Ya chuckled and said, "Okay, when you die, remember to recommend a good person to me."
Yu Huifei's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines... Is this a rhythm that can only be broken off after death?
Lu Ya looked at Yu Huifei's expression, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Young man, don't be like this. In fact, I have already done the math for you before you came. You and I both have the same zodiac sign. What do you do?"
, that’s right!”
Yu Huifei suddenly sweated like rain on his head. An old-fashioned god talked to him about horoscopes?
Damn it, when did the gods become so fashionable?
If this old man hadn't really played some scary tricks, Yu Huifei would have really wanted to hit someone!
But don't say that you might not be able to defeat him. Even if he could be defeated, Yu Huifei would probably be unable to take care of himself for the rest of his life just because of his cheap manner.
Lu Ya said: "Okay, I've said everything that needs to be said, and you've taken the clothes. Oh, by the way, I haven't given you the badge yet."
After saying that, Lu Ya reached out and dug into his sleeves for a while, but nothing came out. He muttered: "Hey, isn't it in the universe in the sleeves? Oh... I remembered it, it's in the pocket of my pants.
.After all, this thing is too important..."
Then the old man put his hand into his trouser pocket, not a pocket, but a trouser pocket!
Yu Huifei really wants to scold me. Is your torn trouser pocket safer than the magical power in your sleeve? You must be sick!
The old man fumbled around between his legs for a long time. Just when Yu Huifei was worried that the guy would pull the thing off and give it to him, the old man finally took out a dark, greasy token and handed it to Yu.
Hui Fei: "This is the token of your ninth-floor landlord and director of the Immortal Labor and Reform Bureau. Keep it and don't lose it."
Yu Huifei was almost 80% sure that the old man in front of him was a crazy magician, and he was just teasing him. There might be cameras around to film him secretly, and then he would post it on major websites to look like a fool.
So, Yu Huifei took a step back with a look of disgust.
"You've already got the sign, I'll leave this to you!" Lu Ya said.
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