As soon as he raised his hand, he trembled with fright. Didn't he have a sign in his hand?
Dark and greasy...
Thinking of its origin, Yu Huifei raised his hand and wanted to throw it away.
Then I heard Lu Ya say: "Oh, by the way, don't lose it. If you lose it, you will be struck by lightning before you pick it up."
Yu Huifei chuckled and said: "Believe me, you are a bad old man, you are so bad!"
Then Yu Huifei threw the token away!
Click!
A bolt of thunder landed on Yu Huifei's head. Yu Huifei felt his whole body burning and the pain was unbearable...
I haven't waited for Yu Huifei to say anything.
Click!
Another thunderbolt came down!
Yu Huifei couldn't help it this time and screamed out.
Lu Ya chuckled and said: "So you like this tune, then you can continue to be struck by lightning. Anyway, this thing is getting more and more powerful. Although it won't kill you, it will definitely hurt more and more."
Upon hearing this, Yu Huifei picked up the token while rolling around.
Sure enough, as soon as the token was in hand, a thunderbolt that was about to hit Yu Huifei suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then dissipated in the air.
Yu Huifei looked at the place where the thunder disappeared in disbelief. He actually saw thunder and lightning, and the thunder and lightning disappeared on its own. This was amazing!
By now, Yu Huifei had completely believed what Lu Ya said. He asked unwillingly: "Then when can I retire? You don't really have to wait until I die, do you?"
It's not that Yu Huifei thinks this job can't be done, the main reason is that this job lives in the graveyard. What about his lower life? Which girl would marry into the graveyard?
Before Yu Huifei could finish asking, Lu Ya had already opened the door, stepped out with one leg, and turned around and said, "Well... I don't know."
Then Lu Ya closed the door and left.
Yu Huifei hurriedly chased him out, but there were people coming and going on the street, but he didn't see the old man.
Knowing that he couldn't catch up, Yu Huifei sighed and returned to the yard holding a corner of the token with a look of disgust on his face.
Yu Huifei looked at this familiar yet unfamiliar yard, feeling a little heavy.
He originally thought he would be able to see his grandfather when he came back, and he and his grandson would chat about national affairs at home and abroad under the old elm tree.
As a true Northeastern old man, Mr. Yu has two treasures.
When it comes to radio and television, I used to listen to the radio, but later when television became more popular, I watched the TV. And I watched the news broadcast every day. When I had nothing to do, I would go out and squat in the village with a group of old men to talk about national affairs, the international situation and so on.
Moreover, the analysis was so clear and logical that those who didn’t know better thought it was a professor from a certain university giving a lecture.
Regarding this point, Yu Huifei has always admired his grandfather and the idle people in the village. They are really proficient in this. None of them went out to become high officials, and they all huddled in this village. It was really wronging them.
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"Hey, grandpa, you left, and I couldn't even see you off... I am really incompetent as a grandson." Yu Huifei smiled bitterly, sat at the Eight Immortals table, and murmured to himself.
The courtyard has two entrances, front and rear, and occupies a large area. The front is mainly where the tombkeepers work, and the back is where they rest.
Yu Huifei went around to the backyard. There was a big old elm tree in the backyard. There was a well beside the elm tree. There was no need to press water in the well. Every day, a clear spring came out, flowed out, and merged into the small river at the door.
This is a mountain spring. When Boss Li first invested in this cemetery, he took a fancy to it and built the tombkeeper's residence around it. Later, for some unknown reason, Boss Li gave this courtyard to Yu Hui.
Not the grandpa.
Therefore, this is considered Yu Huifei's private property.
Pushing open the door and looking at the small table placed on the fire bed next to the window, Yu Huifei seemed to see the old Mr. Yu sitting there smoking a pipe and pot, chirping, puffing out clouds, and telling him stories.
He was telling a ghost story, and then watched him tremble with fear and laugh triumphantly. Finally, his grandma twisted his ears and dragged him away, wailing and begging for mercy.
Yu Huifei couldn't help but laugh...
Tears fell down while laughing.
Grandma left early, and Grandpa had an eccentric personality. He stayed here guarding the tomb, and Yu Huifei's parents refused to leave, no matter how much they talked about it.
In the end, Yu Huifei was so angry that his parents never came back. They just paid some living expenses every month and sent red envelopes to the doctor in the village every now and then, asking him to help take care of the old man.
When Yu Huifei was young, he often came here to see the old man, but after he went to school, he came less often.
Every time I come here, it's every other year. Every year, the old man will change a little. Either his hair is grayer or he has more wrinkles...
Yu Huifei once said that he would be filial to his grandfather.
As a result, grandpa left, but he didn’t even have the chance to send him off. Thinking of this, Yu Huifei really wanted to slap Lu and press a few loud mouths!
At this moment, Yu Huifei saw a letter on the table.
Yu Huifei picked it up and looked at it, and was stunned:
"Xiaoyu, I'm leaving.
Black and White Wuchang came to pick me up, saying that I had done many good deeds during my lifetime and had high merits, so I had a car to ride on, so I wouldn't suffer any trouble.
An old man came to our house, and he said his name was Lu Ya. You don't care who he is, he is quite capable anyway.
We don't have to worry about you. You have been active since you were a child and you never suffer in a fight.
The only thing I can't let go of is you understand.
This cemetery cannot be left unattended, and I don't worry about others.
No matter what, you will be assigned a weird job by that old guy, and you will definitely not be able to do an ordinary job.
If you can, please help Grandpa continue to stay here.
I went down to see your grandma, and I will probably be talked about by her again in the future... Oh, it's painful!
You didn't make it in time to see me off... It doesn't matter, I've completed all the procedures, and I didn't make any big arrangements. In fact, not many people know that I'm dead...
Later, you can pour me two bottles of wine on the grave, as a gift...
Okay, I won’t say any more, I’ll urge you over there.
Bye-Bye!"
Yu Huifei swore that this was the simplest and most relaxing suicide note he had ever seen in his life. He didn't see a trace of reluctance or concern throughout the whole process, it was all about his wife's joy and ease.
Yu Huifei could even think of a scene where an old man was running wildly on Huangquan Road in a small carriage, carrying a cigarette bag and a pot, grinning with big yellow teeth, and singing: "Sister, you sit on the ground, brother, I'll come..."
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"Okay... Since you left so happily, I have nothing to be sad about. I'll just treat you as if you're going on a trip. Wait until I get down and we'll get together again." Yu Huifei also had a big heart and packed up.
After calming down, I began to look carefully at the ninth floor of the familiar yet unfamiliar gravekeeper's home, the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau.
Lu Ya said that this place was renovated by him with his authority, so it was named Ninth Floor.
Since it’s called the ninth floor, it shouldn’t be just the first floor, right?
Yu Huifei walked around and found that the stairs to the second floor in the backyard could still go up after reaching the second floor. It was just that the end of the stairs was a shed roof. This looked very strange...
Yu Huifei went up the stairs. After the badge glowed for a while, there was an additional door on the roof of the shed.
Yu Huifei pushed open the door and was shocked to find that there was another world here!
On the third floor, there is a high mountain with a waterfall hanging on it. The water falls into a deep pool and turns into a small river flowing into the distance.
Under the waterfall is a small bamboo forest. There is a thatched house on the edge of the bamboo forest. The thatched house is surrounded by a grassland. The grass on it is half a meter high and sways in the wind. It looks very beautiful!
When Yu Huifei saw this, he was basically 100% sure that this was the work of the Xian family.
Although the salary is not high, Yu Huifei feels that he has made a profit for having such a place!
Grabbing a handful of soil, it was fertile black soil. Yu Huifei couldn't help but admired: "It would be a pity not to grow vegetables on such a good land!"
There is a ladder next to the waterfall, go all the way up.
Yu Huifei walked up and found that the ladder broke halfway up the mountain, with a sign hanging on it: "Insufficient authority, no access."
Yu Huifei's head was full of questions. He didn't doubt that there was still room above. The only thing he wanted to know now was how to upgrade the permissions.
After getting off the ladder, I walked around the wooden house and saw a book that read: Complete Collection of the Ninth Floor.
Yu Huifei sat down and read it. He finished it quickly and finally had a certain understanding of where he was.
The ninth floor and the first and second floors are the ordinary buildings, which are places that mortals can reach.
Going up from the third floor is the Immortal Tower. Outsiders cannot enter the Immortal Tower unless invited by the owner.
But even Yu Huifei cannot enter the third floor casually. He can only stay there for an hour at most every day. Because there is so much spiritual energy in it, ordinary people will easily become drunk if they stay for a long time, just like drunk oxygen.
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Yu Huifei thought that it was not impossible for him to stay on the third floor for a long time, but the prerequisite was that he had to get a car to spray exhaust fumes at him...
Further up, higher permissions are required.
The authority is divided into seven levels: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, corresponding to the seven colors of Taoist robes. They are called Taoist robes, but they are actually robes. Now Yu Huifei is wearing a red robe, which is also the lowest level, so he can enter the third floor.
As for how to improve the level, there is no explanation here. If you look carefully, it seems that someone has torn it apart...
In addition, the ownership of the Ninth Floor must be transferred through formal procedures. Otherwise, if the real control of the Ninth Floor is lost for any reason, it will be regarded as illegal reselling of public property.
Go to eighteen levels of hell and serve eight hundred years in prison!
To put it simply, the real control of the ninth floor must be controlled by the owner of the ninth floor. If the ninth floor is occupied by others, or the entire building is rented out to others, it will be a violation of heaven and earth and will be punished.
But what makes Yu Huifei depressed is that the pages recording the specific formal procedures for transferring the ninth floor were torn apart again!
Yu Huifei used his feet to figure out who did this. He gritted his teeth with hatred and cursed in his heart: "Lu Ya, you old bastard, don't let me catch you!"
Although he didn't know how to transfer the ninth floor or how to upgrade the authority, in general, he got a magical courtyard. No matter how you calculate it, he made a profit.
The upstairs was so magical that Yu Huifei didn't believe that the rest of the courtyard would be as ordinary as before.
Yu Huifei first walked to the front yard. There was a living room in the front yard. The living room was connected to the main room and there were two side rooms on each side.
There are two pine trees in the yard. One of them is a little weird and crooked. It looks like it is trying hard to grow some artistic sense, but it turns out to be a jujube. The only special thing is that there is a pine tree on the top of the tree.
A red flower, dark red, a little weird, at first glance I thought it was a fake flower.
It is indeed strange for pine trees to grow red flowers, but now that we are skilled in grafting techniques, it is acceptable for them to grow really long.
There was a well next to the pine tree. When I looked over, it turned out that it was not a well, but a large tank buried underground with a lot of water in it and a palm-sized fish swimming in it.
The only thing that makes Yu Huifei unhappy is that there seems to be only one bathroom in the backyard!
"Who designed this? This is too stupid... If this place is full, wouldn't everyone have to fight for the toilet?" Yu Huifei cursed in his heart.
But there was nothing he could do, this was the condition now.
Yu Huifei thought that under the current conditions, if he really wanted to run something, he could only do some catering and accommodation. But running a catering business was too troublesome, but a B&B was relatively simple.
Xiulin Village is also a good little attraction. Not counting the cemetery at the back, the scenery here is actually very good.
Once the business is done well, it may also be an income.
Yu Huifei walked into the living room out of boredom. He sat down casually and saw a ledger thrown in the corner. If he didn't look carefully, he couldn't see it.
Yu Huifei bent down to pick it up, and when he opened it, his face turned dark immediately!
This is really an account book, but it is not recorded by his grandfather, but by that bastard Lu Ya!
This is not what others owe Lu Ya, but what Lu Ya owes to others!
Yu Huifei simply turned over it, and then his face turned darker and darker!
The IOUs in this account book basically cover every store in Xiulin Village!
In other words, Lu Ya, as his grandfather, borrowed all the stores in three months!
Some owe as little as eighteen hundred, and some owe as much as tens of thousands!
The total is over 800,000!
Yu Huifei suddenly had the urge to blacken his eyes and faint.
The most outrageous thing is that Yu Huifei actually found a unique IOU inside!
"Holy shit! Is this old man having fun? Pay back the naked loan?!" Yu Huifei suddenly felt as if his faith had collapsed. He was like a god, and even if he was poor, he could just borrow money and pay back the naked loan! The point is,
Such a wretched old man, someone actually gave him a loan? He also brought 20,000 yuan at a time!
Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows. He felt that his outlook on life was a bit unbearable.
However, Yu Huifei soon discovered that something was wrong. The interest written on the IOU was actually as high as 10 cents!
To put it simply, it’s 10% interest!
This is definitely the best loan shark among loan sharks!
When Yu Huifei looked at the signature again, his forehead buzzed because the debtor was written on the signature - Yu Aiguo!
That is Yu Huifei’s grandfather!
Now that his grandfather is gone, there is nothing wrong with his grandson paying his debts!
Yu Huifei slammed the table and cursed: "Fuck! No wonder you ran so fast. Are you afraid that I will find out, or are you afraid of being caught by your creditor?"
However, Yu Huifei is not particularly worried, because the country has recently issued the latest regulations. Such usury loans, naked loans, etc. are illegal and do not need to be repaid.
Anyone who dares to ask for it can just call the police.
So Yu Huifei sat down again and continued to turn back, and then he was dumbfounded!
What is behind the account book is no longer a white slip, but a threatening letter!
The first one read: "Listen, idiot on the ninth floor, it is natural to pay back debts. Brother Gou has given you enough time. So far, you owe us three hundred thousand yuan with interest.
If you don’t pay it back at the end of the month, your hands and feet will be chopped off!”