The master shook his head and said: "No, I forgot to bring the chain lock. Don't you know that today's thieves are very arrogant. Optoelectronic locks are useless, they have to be matched..."
"Okay, okay, master, don't say anything. Isn't it just a lock? Brothers, lock the master!" Brother Ping shouted while wiping the cold sweat on his forehead.
A group of younger brothers rushed out with a roar, and in the blink of an eye, the master's big white rabbit was bundled into a bastard's shell!
The master was dumbfounded and exclaimed:
"Everyone has a lock?
Hey? Why are there nails on this lock?
Are the security measures pretty good?
Where did you buy it?
Are there any discounts for group purchases?”
When everyone heard this, there were black lines on their foreheads, and they all looked at the fat man, as if asking: "Are you sure this master is reliable?"
The fat man laughed dryly and said: "Well, Master Wu is really powerful. It's just that people who came from that era have been hard and tired, and now they still maintain the habit of being diligent and thrifty. Isn't this normal?"
At this moment, Master Wu's cell phone rang. When he picked it up, he heard someone asking: "Are you Wu Yue? Does this Lamborghini with the license plate number Xiang M9GY56 belong to you?"
"Yes yes yes...you are?"
"I'm a traffic policeman. Even if you park your car randomly, why did you lock a girl in the car?"
"Oops... I forgot about it in the rush. I was just picking up girls at the bar~ Oh, cough, make coffee... Just wait a moment, I'll take care of some things here and I'll be back to drive soon. It will definitely not affect the traffic!
Oops, I came to the village. Aren't I afraid of scratching the chassis... Can you wait for me for a while?
Don’t…don’t tow the truck!”
After Master Wu hung up the phone, he found that the people in front of him looked at him as if they were ghosts... and then looked at the fat man one by one, as if to say: "Is this what you call diligence and frugality?!"
Brother Ping pulled the fat man aside and asked: "Is this... really reliable?"
The fat man said: "It's unreliable. Can you make so much money and buy a Lamborghini?"
Brother Ping nodded and thought it made sense. He patted Master Wu on the shoulder and said, "Master, don't talk nonsense. If you deal with him, the money will be easy to talk about."
Master Wu hung up the phone and immediately transformed from a little old man in the market to a master of Taoism. He walked towards Yu Huifei and said, "I've seen a lot of ghosts. Come on, show me yours."
"I'll take whatever you have today!" Master Wu waved his hand, as if he didn't recognize his relatives.
Before Yu Huifei could say anything, the lid of the yellow-skinned gourd opened, and a white eyeball flew out, shouting: "Who wants to take me in?"
Master Wu's pupils swelled when he saw it, and he trembled. However, he still maintained a calm expression and pointed at the big eyes and said, "It's just you... you're a ghost with eyeballs."
"What? Is there a problem?" Big Eyeball responded.
Master Wu stepped back and sneered: "The ghost body is not intact, let's see how I can contain you! Hey, where is my magic weapon? I remembered it and got off the car."
After Master Wu finished speaking, he turned around and rushed out, shouting as he ran, "Don't be arrogant, kid. Don't run. Just wait for me and I will collect the magic weapon for you."
While talking, Master Wu ran to the battery car, quickly started the battery car, and then said angrily: "Right under your nose, why are you locking so many things? Lock the bastard? Give me the key quickly!"
"Master, don't you want to collect ghosts?" the fat man asked.
Master Wu exclaimed, "Yes, I'm collecting the ghosts, but I didn't bring the magic weapon with me. I'll go back and get it now, and then I'll collect it again."
Then when Master Wu saw his big eyes flying forward, he was so frightened that his white hair stood on end. He stopped driving and ran away, shouting as he ran: "This ghost is too fierce, let me go back."
Get the big killer weapon, you guys have to hold on for a while!"
"Master, hurry up!" The fat man was about to cry.
At this moment, Brother Ping really regretted not putting more than a dozen locks on this old guy.
Damn, this is so deceptive.
In fact, he couldn't blame Master Wu. Master Wu was originally a charlatan, and he had never encountered a real ghost.
Many people think there is a ghost, which is because they have ghosts in their hearts and need psychological counseling. He makes money by using psychology, but having big eyeballs flying out and talking is beyond his knowledge. He
If you don’t run, who will run?
"What should I do, Brother Ping?" the fat man asked.
Brother Ping is also a tough guy. If he runs away again, he won't have to hang out on the street anymore. He just stamped his foot and said: "Whoever is copying him, no matter who he is, shut the door and beat him!"
The two boys who tried to close the door last time immediately blocked the door. They were very experienced. With their strength, they couldn't close the door. They might as well block it.
Brother Ping was also fierce. He pointed at his big eyes and said, "I don't know what you are, but I believe that as long as I'm fierce enough, no ghosts can invade me!"
Yu Huifei never expected that Brother Ping would be so ferocious and dare to take action.
Just when Yu Huifei was getting ready to smash the yellow-skinned gourd out...
An angry roar sounded: "Who dares to cause trouble here?!"
The sound is like a bell, like thunder, very loud.
Following the thumping of footsteps upstairs, a huge figure walked down. He was covered in grass leaves, his shoes were covered with mud, and his eyes were like copper bells, extremely fierce.
"Cow, cow, cow... the cow is standing up!" A boy screamed in fright.
Snap!
Brother Ping slapped the young man, tore open his shirt, and shouted: "Brother Ping has been walking in society for so many years, but what has he never seen? A minotaur? Damn, a bull-headed condom? Yu Huifei, you are the only one.
If you can do such a confusing trick and have big eyes, why don't you get someone to wear a hood to scare us?
Brothers, I’m going to put it this way today, whether he has a bull’s head or a dog’s head, I’ll beat him into a pig’s head!”
Yu Huifei originally thought that Brother Ping and the others would run away when they saw Niutou. Unexpectedly, Brother Ping became so fierce that he had no IQ!
Then Yu Huifei saw a white thing in Brother Ping's hand. He took a closer look and realized that it was a bottle of Erguotou that had been consumed!
Brother Ping is not getting brave, he is drinking too much and is acting crazy.
Brother Ping took the lead and rushed forward waving the chain. Someone took the lead, and the other boys also rushed forward screaming.
Yu Huifei had retreated to Niu Tou a long time ago. Watching them rush over, he asked with concern: "Brother Niu, can you do it?"
Niu Tou grinned and said, "You don't cry Brother Niu in vain. Brother Niu will help you deal with them."
As he spoke, Niutou stepped forward.
Bang bang bang...
Yu Huifei saw the chains hitting Niu Tou's body like raindrops, and Niu Tou didn't even try to hide.
Yu Huifei grinned and said: "Damn it, Brother Niu, you don't want to lie down on the ground and fight with me after being beaten, do you?"
As a result, Niutou tilted his head and exclaimed: "Is this the strength? I can do it, just try harder!"
"Look at the hammer!" Brother Ping jumped up, swung the chain and hit it on the cow's head. As a result, the scalp of the cow's flat head was slightly red from the blow.
The bull's head rolled its eyes, and then roared angrily: "You're actually trying to imitate my hairstyle? Look at me!"
Yu Huifei had heard of people banging their shirts and getting angry, but this was the first time I heard people banging their heads and getting angry...