Although what Niutou said was a bit ridiculous, it was extremely terrifying when he moved his hands. He swept across with a slap, and the arm that was as thick as Brother Ping's waist was swept away like a big iron pillar...
I didn't use any skills to get the bull's head. I just pushed it horizontally with my big hand and pulled it left and right. The little guys were just like the grass being swept by the magic pestle, and they were pulled into a ball. Then the bull's head was lifted up with one hand like plucking green onions.
, throw it directly into the sky!
"Help!" Brother Ping flew directly up to an altitude of five or six meters, waving his hands and screaming repeatedly.
At this time, Yu Huifei finally came to his senses and shouted quickly: "Brother Niu! Brother Niu! Don't kill anyone, don't work overtime for yourself!"
Niutou let out an ooh, and when Brother Ping was about to land on his butt, he hooked his foot, and Brother Ping turned 180 degrees and fell face down...
With a snap, Yu Huifei could clearly see that at that moment, Brother Ping's face was flat, let alone his breasts!
Fortunately, Niutou Na's last kick took away most of the force, but even so, the fall was not light, and the ground was covered in blood.
Others fell one after another, and the bull heads were thrown one by one like a clown throwing apples. For a while, there were screams in the yard...
Outside the yard, a child was passing by holding grandma's hand. He suddenly looked up and looked at the screaming people flying high into the sky in the yard. He shouted excitedly: "Grandma has a trampoline there. I want to play too."
Grandma took a look and said: "This store is closed, let's go to the amusement park." After finishing speaking, grandma curled her lips and said disdainfully: "These guys, it's not embarrassing to play on the trampoline until they scream..."
When the boys flying in the sky heard this, they immediately wanted to cry without tears. Is this a trampoline?
This is killing me!
When the door opened again, a group of boys' legs were weak and they went out holding on to the wall.
Brother Ping covered his face and staggered out.
Yu Huifei shouted: "Brother Ping, come and play often when you have time!"
Brother Ping didn't say anything and he and his younger brothers held on to the wall and ran faster...
After everyone left, Yu Huifei also wiped the cold sweat on his forehead. Just now, he was really afraid that Niutou would accidentally crush those gangsters to death. The consequences would be too serious. He probably would have to spend the rest of his life in the police station.
pass.
Fortunately, the bull's head is stable.
Yu Huifei quickly closed the door, otherwise he would be in trouble if such a big man was photographed with a bull's head on his head.
At least, the explanation is unclear...
As for those gangsters, Yu Huifei has nothing to do with them.
"Hey, Yu... Xiaoyu, you have won the battle, why are you still looking sad?" Niutou came over and asked.
Yu Huifei sighed: "You are here for just one or two days. The days ahead will be long. You are carrying a big bull's head. What if someone sees you? Can I not worry?"
Niu Tou didn't care. He spread his hands and said, "Then it's none of my business. You can figure it out yourself."
"Aren't you a god? Can't you change?" Yu Huifei asked.
He turned and shook his head: "My magic power has been blocked and I can't change it at all. By the way, where do I live?"
Yu Huifei pointed to the two-story corridor in the backyard and said, "You choose your own room..."
Then Yu Huifei continued to think about how to solve this big problem.
The cow's head went up, and he quickly laughed and said: "This window is big, I want this, bright!"
Upon hearing this, Yu Huifei rushed upstairs and pushed Niu Tou directly to the first floor regardless of whether he agreed or not: "You should live here, you are too easy to be found on the second floor, I want to live longer
How many days?"
Although Niutou was a hundred reluctant, he still agreed to Yu Huifei's arrangement.
After the fuss, Yu Huifei asked Niu Tou: "Brother Niu, you said you were sent here because you were drunk driving?"
Niutou nodded: "Ah, what's wrong?"
Yu Huifei asked curiously: "Do you also have a car in your underworld?"
Niu Tou shook his head.
Yu Huifei said in astonishment: "How can you drive drunk without a car?"
Niutou thought about it carefully and said: "They said that riding a horse while drunk is considered drunk driving..."
Yu Huifei always classifies the bull head as that of the ancients, so the ancients riding a horse was indeed considered drunk driving.
But Niutou immediately said: "But I don't remember buying a horse... Besides, we shady people are not allowed to ride horses."
at this time……
Boom, boom, boom!
The door was knocked again.
The sound was dull, like a physical fist digging into the door.
Yu Huifei was stunned. The sound sounded familiar to him. It was exactly the same as the knocking sound when the bull's head came, but it was a little softer.
But Niutou has already arrived, so why is there another knock on the door?
Is it the next door neighbor?
Or maybe Brother Ping and the others really called the police and the police came to question him?
Yu Huifei quickly asked Niutou to hide on the third floor to avoid being seen and causing trouble.
After the bull head was hidden, Yu Huifei took a deep breath and opened the door.
Yu Huifei is not afraid of the police. He has not done anything illegal anyway. He is upright and is not afraid of shadows. He is upright and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!
But having said that, for someone like him, he really is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. After all, there is this evil spirit living in the house, and he is the ancestor of ghosts!
Opening the heavy door, at that moment, Yu Huifei felt a dark wind blowing in, which made his skin feel cold, his bones were cold, and his teeth were chattering. This feeling was exactly the same as when Niutou came!
Yu Huifei said heartily: "Damn it, there won't be another one, right?"
Yu Huifei looked from the bottom up. He saw a pair of human legs and a human body, nearly two meters tall. His body was a little slender than a bull's head, but the head was not a bull's head but an extended version of a large horse's head!
Yu Huifei had seen a bull head and had experience with it, so he immediately understood who the visitor was: "Horse face?"
"Oh, you know me? Where's my Brother Niu?" Ma Mian is much more familiar than Niu Tou Jilai. He has a long face that looks like the soles of his shoes standing up, and he grins widely, revealing his neat white lips.
The teeth look particularly dazzling.
Ma Mian didn't need to be invited by Yu Huifei. He walked in directly and shouted as if he was going back to his own home: "Brother Niu? Brother Niu?! I'm here, my old Ma!"
Bang, the door on the third floor opened.
The bull head poked out a huge bull head and looked into the yard. When he saw it was a horse face, he laughed loudly and said, "Brother, why are you here?!"
Niutou asked, and Yu Huifei also looked curious, but he closed the door immediately. Otherwise, the cold wind would make people uncomfortable.
The door was closed, and the bull head and horse face were already hugging each other.
Hearing Niutou's question, Ma Mian blushed with embarrassment and said: "Ahem... this, drunk driving."
Niutou and Yu Huifei were stunned at the same time: "Drunk driving?"
Ma Mian shook his head: "It can't be said that I was drunk driving. To be precise, I was driven while drunk. They said that my behavior was equivalent to drunk driving, so they sentenced me together. I still smell of alcohol now... I'm so confused.
Well, after all, I am also a dark god from the underworld. Which bastard would dare to ride on me while I'm drunk?"
As soon as he said this, Yu Huifei looked at Niutou, who looked up at the sky and said, "Today's moon is so round."
PS: The contract was signed, and everyone saw it during the live broadcast. I don’t know why I haven’t changed the status yet, embarrassing.