Yu Huifei understood everything in an instant. These two guys went out to drink. After drinking too much, they rode back on horseback, and then both guys were convicted of drunk driving.
The point is, the bull's head doesn't know what it's riding on; the horse's head doesn't know what it's riding on.
But overall, the results are the same.
Yu Huifei showed a bright smile to the cow head...
Niutou pulled Yu Huifei over, hooked Yu Huifei's shoulders and said in a low voice: "Are we brothers?"
Yu Huifei felt as if he was caught between two trucks. His bones were cracking all over his body, his face was flushed, and he couldn't speak a word when he opened his mouth.
Niutou lowered his head and saw that Yu Huifei was about to be pinched to death by him. He quickly let go of his arm and looked at Yu Huifei pitifully. His big eyes were full of tears, as if they could squeeze water out of them.
Yu Huifei gasped and said: "Don't worry, I will help my brother, but you are not allowed to drink with me!"
Niutou looked at Yu Huifei gratefully, and then asked: "Why don't you drink with you?"
Yu Huifei looked at the bull's head, which weighed more than two hundred kilograms, and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to carry you."
Niutou: “@#￥@%……&”
"Brother Niu, what are you talking about? Let me tell you, after you go back, you have to help me find the grandson who took advantage of me. I will beat him even if his own mother doesn't know him. Niu.
Brother, why don't you speak?" Ma Mian asked naggingly.
He grinned and nodded awkwardly in agreement.
Then Niutou laughed heartily and said: "Brother Ma, since you are here, let's treat it as a holiday. Let's put these unpleasant things aside for now. And, according to me, it is wrong for us to drink while performing official duties. We will be punished."
It should be.
And, think about it, you don’t even know if you are being ridden. If you meet a bad guy, you probably won’t even know if some parts are missing from your body.
So, I think, we call this a blessing in disguise..."
At this moment, Niu Tou transformed into a great liar, relying on his big tongue that was really three inches long to tell nonsense, making Ma Mian nod his head repeatedly.
Yu Huifei couldn't help but cursed: "If you really can't survive, let this guy work as a lecturer in an MLM company. Maybe he can get rich overnight."
At this moment, Ma Mian asked: "Brother Niu, why did you come in?"
Niutou suddenly fell silent...
Yu Huifei smiled and said to himself: "Damn, let me see how you answer, haha..."
After Niutou was silent for a while, he said with a serious face: "It's not because of drinking and being too close to other creatures, blocking traffic."
Yu Huifei was speechless. He thought to himself that this guy is really a big liar. Is this okay?
Ma Mian nodded and said, "Then you are a blessing in disguise."
Niutou nodded, and then the two guys hugged each other and cried.
Yu Huifei began to suspect that Ma Mian's big head only had a face. This guy's behavior was completely shameless and brainless!
At this moment, his big eyes popped out and he coughed dryly and said: "You should think about what to eat tomorrow morning. Depending on the urine of those two people, they might want to have some midnight snacks and some wine."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he stopped laughing immediately.
Then he turned around and waved to Yu Huifei: "Xiaoyu, we two brothers are very excited to meet each other.
Do you have wine here?
There’s no need to have too many dishes to go with the wine, just two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish, and a plate of peanuts and cucumbers.”
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was about to explode. He really wanted to have a midnight snack!
Ma Mian followed and came closer: "It's our first time meeting, and we must drink this first drink! Have fun!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes, turned his pockets out and said, "If you can find money, go and buy it. If you can't find it, you two go upstairs to drink, drink and eat meat. I'm sleepy!"
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After entering the backyard and going upstairs, Yu Huifei was secretly glad that Ma Mian didn't seem to be that curious. At least he had been here for so long and didn't ask why the light bulb was on and the glass was transparent.
As a result, Yu Huifei had only taken a few steps when Ma Mian caught up with him.
"What are you doing?" Yu Huifei asked.
Ma Mian grinned and said: "Xiaoyu, let me ask a question. Is that shiny thing of yours a night pearl?"
How can I still control whether it lights up or not?
And how come the paper on the window is transparent?
Also, what kind of magic weapon is that thing with someone gesturing inside?..."
Yu Huifei's forehead was covered with black lines when he was asked...
He is really tired now, and his brain feels like it is burning with charcoal. It is extremely uncomfortable. Let alone thinking, he can fall asleep now when he closes his eyes!
As a result, he was asked so many questions that he felt like he was going to explode.
At this moment, Niu Tou rushed over, hugged Ma Mian, and dragged him away. As he walked, he said: "Stop asking, asking too many questions will make it easier to plow the land."
Ma Mian looked confused. What does it mean that it is easier to plow the land if you ask too many questions?
Niutou said: "Don't ask so many questions. Let's go and talk about old times."
Yu Huifei glanced at the cow head gratefully, went upstairs, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep immediately after feeling tired!
However, not long after Yu Huifei fell asleep, there was another knock on the door downstairs!
Then I heard Niutou shouting: "Xiaoyu, there's someone here again! Come open the door quickly."
This ninth floor is just an ordinary yard for ordinary people, but for labor reform prisoners like Niutou Mamian, this is a prison. Even if Niutou is extremely powerful, he cannot push open the dark door without Yu Hui's authorization.
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Yu Huifei had no choice but to open his eyes, get up, and go downstairs. As soon as the door opened, Yu Huifei suddenly trembled.
The familiar feeling of gusty wind suddenly made Yu Huifei sober up a lot, and he shouted in his heart: "What the fuck, here comes another one?!"
Outside the door, a man was dressed in black, with a green face and fangs, and fierce eyes. He was wearing a high hat on his head, with four big characters written on the hat - Peace in the World!
This person was holding a soul-enchanting chain in his hand. With such a shape, Yu Huifei knew who this person was without asking.
"Hei Lao Er, why are you here too?" Niu Tou shouted with a loud voice.
The man in black glanced at him, rolled his eyes and said: "You're still asking me? You two drank like dead dogs, so I was curious, what's so good about a broken wine? I took a sip...
…I drank at work and was sent here.”
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was speechless. Is this okay?
Are these ghosts all funny?
Hei Wuchang glanced at Yu Huifei and cupped his hands: "I, Hei Wuchang, Fan Wujiu, drank at work and was sentenced to three years in prison."
Yu Huifei also thought about it. Anyway, he could no longer support a cow and a horse. The result would not change if there were one more person. It would break the pot. Yu Huifei made a generous invitation.
Gesture: "Come in, brother, find a place to sit by yourself."
Yu Huifei was a little afraid to look at Hei Wuchang, because his face was so eye-catching, with green teeth and green skin, it was impossible to look directly at him!
Hei Wuchang is not as familiar as Ma Mian, and seems a bit reserved.
He is also the one who obeys the rules the most when he comes to Yu Huifei.
At this time, Niutou introduced the situation of Hei Wuchang to Yu Huifei.
Hei Wuchang's birth name is Fan Wujiu, also known as "Old Monster Xue" and "Death Youfen". He was called Ba Ye when he was alive. After his death, Niu Tou prefers to call him Hei Lao Er. Because Bai Wuchang is older than Hei Wuchang, he is called "Hei Lao Er".
Boss Bai is old...
It is said that Fan Wujiu is a man of great faith. At that time, he and Qi Ye Bai Wuchang were out. Bai Wuchang remembered that he didn't bring an umbrella and went back to get one.
Hei Wuchang was waiting there, but it rained heavily and the river burst its banks. Hei Wuchang refused to leave without seeing Bai Wuchang, and was eventually washed away by the flood.
After Bai Wuchang came back, he regretted it so much that he hanged himself.
The two brothers were so moved by their feelings that the Lord of Hell gave them the job of seducing souls.