The little monk dodged away and mocked: "Just you? A donkey walking on two legs?"
Ma Mian thought that having a horse face was embarrassing enough. Now that he was reduced to a donkey by this little bald donkey, he became furious and became much more vicious.
The strength of the horse's face is not as strong as that of the bull's head, but its speed is faster than that of the bull's head.
The little monk's injury on the horse's face could not bring him any benefit, but his eyes were moving around, as if he was planning something.
Just then, the little monk yelled: "Donkey, look behind you!"
Ma Mian's mind has never been particularly bright, so when he heard this roar, he subconsciously glanced back.
Then……
Bang!
A pole hit the horse's head and the pole broke on the spot!
Ma Mian staggered and ran forward two steps, and when he touched the back of his head, it was covered in blood...
The young monk succeeded with one blow and said proudly: "You little bastards, who else is dissatisfied?"
Yu Huifei couldn't stand it any longer: "Don't talk nonsense to him, come along and fuck him!"
After saying that, Yu Huifei was the first to take action.
Black and White Impermanence has long been unable to bear it anymore, so he takes action against this.
The horse turned around and came to kill...
Niutou simply washed his face, his eyes could see, and he joined the battle again with a pair of red bull eyes.
However, the little monk is too small, strong and fast. The important thing is that he also has a unique set of body skills. When he runs, he is no worse than the black and white body skills. He moves left and right, and everyone can do nothing for a while.
Can't reach him.
However, the little monk's mouth was extremely sinister. While beating him, he shouted: "Donkey, haven't you eaten?
Bull head, your head is temporarily placed on your neck. When my room is ready, I will pick it off for you and use it as a specimen!
You black and white things, I will pluck out all your tongues when you turn around!
You bastard boy, how dare you lock Buddha out?
Hum hum, I'll cut your *** later!"
When everyone heard this, they were so angry!
At this time, Cui Jue said: "Don't be angry, everyone. He is deliberately irritating everyone. The purpose is to make everyone in a state of anger and unable to concentrate, giving him an opportunity. This little thing should be the degraded incarnation of the Bodhisattva. Although evil
, but still very smart.”
When the young monk heard this, he looked up at Cui Jue, grinned and said, "You old man, what are you talking about?"
When Cui Jue heard this, his face turned dark immediately...
But then he smiled again: "Whatever you say."
But the next moment, Cui Jue picked up the judge's pen and joined the battle group.
Then the little monk regretted it, because others fought from the front or from the side, but Cui Jue was different.
This guy follows behind his ass, always aiming a judge pen at his anus...if he's not careful, he almost gets exploded!
For the first time, the young monk regretted dragging this guy who seemed gentle but actually had a dark heart to his end.
Over there, I heard the chaotic noise, and the Roaring Dog finally came out. The dead dog yawned and said, "What's going on?"
Yu Huifei said: "Brother Dog, this grandson is my new prisoner, but he doesn't follow the rules. He even beats people!"
When Roaring Sky Dog heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Who did you hit? Oops... You are all in trouble, hahaha..."
When this dead dog saw Bai Wuchang and Ma Mian, his head was full of blood. Not only was he not angry, he was also a little gloating.
At this time, the little monk saw him, raised his eyebrows and said: "Hey... what a black dog! What a fat dog... I will stew it later and share it with Ji Dian!"
When Xiaotian Quan heard this, he seemed to be stimulated by something. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you know Jianglong's grandson?"
The young monk curled his lips and said, "What do you mean by acquaintance? It's okay for him to carry my shoes, but if he eats dog meat, we can still join the table."
Hearing this, Roaring Sky Dog immediately became angry: "Hey, sir... look at my dog-beating stick skills!"
Roaring Sky Dog stood up straight away, carrying a stick and started to kill.
The little monk originally thought that this dog had no fighting ability, but after the dog joined the battle group, he sadly discovered that this dead dog's fighting ability was extremely powerful!
The point is, this is also an old bastard who never confronts you head-on, but always looks for opportunities to slap you...
I even almost got beaten into my bird's nest by this dead dog several times.
The little monk was so angry that he scolded his mother: "Are you a dog? No, you are a real dog!"
The fight was going on here, and the Cowherd also came out: "What are you doing? What are you doing? A group of people are beating around a child?"
When the young monk saw this strong man coming out, he raised his eyebrows...
Yu Huifei originally wanted to explain, but when he thought of the young monk's behavior, he would most likely make the Cowherd fly into rage with just one mouthful, and there was no need for him to speak anymore.
Therefore, Yu Huifei said nothing and just chased and beat the monk.
As a result, the little monk suddenly burst into tears, hid behind the Cowherd, and shouted: "Brother, help me."
These people are crazy!
They are all bad people and want to kill me.
Big brother, please save me..."
Cowherd was stunned, scratched his head and said: "Really or not?"
Everyone was also stunned. Unexpectedly, this guy who had always been arrogant actually gave up, stopped talking, and started begging for help.
But everyone laughed when they saw the Cowherd in his arms.
The Cowherd scratched his head and asked, "Brothers, is what he said true?"
Niutou said: "How should I put it? After seeing him, we are indeed crazy... we will beat him no matter what today!"
Ma Mian said: "I, a little underworld god, can beat Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva... I feel like I have gone crazy!"
Black and White Wuchang nodded and said: "Yes, we are crazy. This matter has nothing to do with justice, we just want to beat her up!"
Everyone is angry and no one wants to explain, so I just want to hit someone!
When the young monk heard this, he immediately became happy and said to himself: "These fools... don't they know that Cowherd is famous for being honest and upright? This kind of person will not help with affairs but not with relatives...
Since you don’t explain, then Lord Buddha, I will accept this helper!”
The little monk looked at the Cowherd pitifully and said, "Brother, help me."
Cowherd nodded and said, "No problem, don't worry."
After saying that, the Cowherd picked up the little monk and yelled: "I'm here today, let's see who of you dares to touch him!"
The little monk smiled proudly...
Then he saw everyone moving, and he said: "Brother, beat them!"
As a result, the Cowherd didn't move...
The little monk said: "Brother, they are all here, come on quickly."
The Cowherd didn't move.
The little monk was anxious and wanted to rush out to hide. But he found that he couldn't escape from the Cowherd's arms!
The Cowherd grinned at him and said, "I told you, you won't be able to move anyone who comes today!"
The little monk was suddenly confused... This is the explanation of the emotional sentence: "With me here, let's see who of you dares to touch him"!
The little monk is also a thief. At the critical moment, he took a deep breath and said to the Cowherd's face: "Bah!"
He spat out a mouthful of saliva, trying to make the Cowherd subconsciously block it, and then he took the opportunity to run away.
As a result, the Cowherd didn't block it at all, and let the saliva spray on half of his face. He tilted his head and wiped it off on his shoulder.
"Spitting? It's a child's trick..." the Cowherd said disdainfully.
Then……
"Ha..." The Cowherd inhaled hard, and the saliva in his mouth sounded like a water pump pumping water!
The next moment, Cowherd squirted hard: "Bah!"
The saliva is like spraying out of a nozzle!
The little monk washed his hair in an instant... and also washed his body.
The little monk was stunned. He probably never dreamed that someone could have so much saliva, right?
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help laughing wildly.
Black and White Wuchang was not polite and tied up the young monk directly!
Then everyone laughed loudly and said, "Little brat, did you ask the wrong person?"
The little monk was tied into a rice dumpling and then thrown into the snow. He groaned unwillingly: "No, something is wrong! I have heard about this guy. He is honest and honest, and has a sense of justice. That's why he successfully obtained Weaver Girl's favor."
Fangxin. But...how come this guy looks so honest and honest, but is actually so sinister!"
Yu Huifei patted the young monk on the head and said: "Boy, your news is good, but it was news from seven or eight hundred years ago...
The Cowherd eight hundred years later, hey...
It’s hard to describe in one word.
However, if you have two mother-in-law and father-in-law like him, I estimate that you will be even darker than him.
Okay, no more nonsense..."
After that, Yu Huifei took out a piece of paper and wiped the saliva on the little monk's bald head.
The little monk looked at Yu Huifei with his big watery eyes and said: "Brother, you are a good person, let me go..."
buckle!
Yu Huifei raised his hand and the next day he shuddered violently!
After finishing the knocking, Yu Huifei shouted excitedly: "Hey... don't say it! What is said on the Internet is right, this monk's head will really make a thumping sound when knocked on it.
So crispy!
Sounds good!”
Cui Jue raised his eyebrows and asked, "Real or false?"
Yu Huifei threw another violent slam with his backhand, and the sound was clear and crisp, as if he was knocking a winter melon.
The little monk was so painful that he almost burst into tears. He gritted his teeth and cursed: "You idiot!"
Yu Huifei ignored him and said to Cui Jue: "Listen to it, doesn't it sound particularly good?"
Cui Jue came over, shook his head and said, "I didn't hear you clearly, please knock again."
Yu Huifei's backhand was just one!
Cui Jue picked his ears and said, "I didn't hear you clearly. Try harder."
Yu Huifei knocks again!
Cui Jue looked at Niutou and the others angrily: "Don't whisper to each other, I can't even hear you clearly. Xiaoyu, please knock again and I'll listen..."
Yu Huifei was not polite and just raised his hand!
The young monk was angry: "Are you still knocking? You've already picked up the package, and you're still knocking?"
Yu Huifei ignored him and looked at Cui Jue: "Did you hear that clearly?"
Cui Jue pointed at the young monk and said, "He just shouted, but I didn't hear him clearly. Try again..."
Yu Huifei knocked again!
The little monk was in pain, but he didn't dare to scream for fear that Cui Jue would say he didn't hear clearly.
However……
Cui Jue shook his head and said: "It doesn't seem to be particularly fragile..."
Yu Huifei said: "Really or not? I heard it very fragile."