At this time, Roaring Sky Dog came up, and the bad-tempered guy also noticed that he saw two bitches acting in front of him. Then he said: "No, I support Lao Cui on this. Otherwise, you can knock it again...
…Well, let’s knock it somewhere else.”
Yu Huifei changed the place and knocked...
buckle!
The little monk grinded his teeth in pain...
Yu Huifei said: "How is it?"
Cui Jue said: "It seems a bit brittle, what do you think, Lao Hei?"
Roaring Sky Dog said: "It's a bit fragile."
The young monk thought that everyone finally reached a consensus and he could be liberated.
In the end, Yu Huifei said: "There's something wrong. Compared with the sound just now, isn't it so crisp?"
The little monk stared at Yu Huifei with his eyes wide open, as if to say: "You bastard!"
Roaring Sky Dog said: "How about you try knocking on that spot again?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Listen carefully and see what's wrong."
Everyone nodded...
Yu Huifei knocks again!
buckle!
"The sound is wrong."
"Is the sound right? Did you hear it wrong?"
"No...it's not that the sound is wrong, it's that Xiaoyu hit the wrong place. I remember he hit the back of the head before."
"No, I hit the front of my head."
"Back of the head!"
"Forebrain!"
"Stop arguing, I suggest, Xiaoyu, knock his head all over. Look where you hit before...be sure to be careful, or you'll be exposed. Little monk, don't move around, you hit the wrong place.
Knock it hard!" said the honest Cowherd.
When the young monk heard this, his eyes turned white with anger and he almost lost his breath.
This night, I heard the sound of buckles coming from the backyard from time to time...
And accompanied by a group of people muttering: "The sound is wrong..."
"The location is wrong..."
"Knock it again..."
…
Finally, the little monk broke out: "Your uncle, you are playing with me, right?"
Then everyone replied unabashedly: "Yes, I'm just playing with you!"
Little monk: “#￥@……&”
"I am Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva! If you dare to do this to me, I will cause trouble for you when I go back!" the young monk yelled.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "You've already come, don't be in a hurry to go back. Besides, it's not you who has the final say on when to go back, it's my decision."
"You..." The little monk suddenly realized that he thought he was the worst in the one-third of an acre of land in his house, but compared with these bastards in front of him, he was nothing!
These bastards are full of bad stuff.
After knocking on the head for most of the night, Yu Huifei rubbed his fingers and said, "I can't knock anymore, my fingers hurt."
When the young monk heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Everyone, you can rest now..."
At this time, Cui Jue said: "I knew you would be in pain. I just found a piece of wood. Wait for me..."
Then Cui Jue was seen holding a knife, flying up and down, and after a while, he made a small wooden hammer.
What's even more outrageous is that the wooden hammer is also covered with a layer of iron!
When the young monk saw it, his eyes widened and he stared at Cui Jue and said, "Are you... still a human being?!"
Cui Jue smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment."
The little monk was about to say something when he heard the Cowherd say: "Your hammer is too small, use mine."
While talking, the Cowherd handed over a mace...
The little monk looked at the Cowherd with a pale face and said, "Have you been kidnapped?"
Yu Huifei was really moved when he looked at the mace... After all, the little bald man in front of him had killed two brothers in their family.
But in the end, Yu Huifei gave up, took the wooden hammer, and started hammering slowly...
It feels like knocking on a wooden fish.
Later, Yu Huifei simply took off the white monk's robe from the young monk and put it on himself. Then he placed the young monk in front of him. He knocked his bald head and recited: "Eat grapes without spitting out grapes."
The scripture "Pi" actually has a bit of a Zen feel to it...
It's just that the wooden fish looked hopeless, which was a bit unpleasant.
The little monk couldn't bear it anymore and yelled: "Besides cheating me, what else can you do? If you have the ability, let's do it with real swords and guns!"
You won, I am convinced, and I will be honest from now on.
If you lose, I will be the boss here!
How about it?"
Yu Huifei was delighted when he heard this: "You are quite stubborn...you haven't given up yet? Okay...I will let you give up today."
When the young monk heard this, his eyes lit up: "You agree?"
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Of course..."
Then Yu Huifei got up and went to the front yard to find three bottles of Erguotou and handed them to Niu Tou, Ma Mian and Bai Wuchang. Then he patted the young monk on the shoulder and said, "Let's start after they finish drinking.
Good luck!
Amitabha……"
On the other side, with a bull-headed and horse-faced face, Bai Wuchang raised his head and drank a bottle of white wine!
Then Yu Huifei immediately untied the young monk and ran away!
Roaring Sky Dog and Cowherd also ran away.
Cui Jue even ran away early and disappeared!
Before the little monk understood the situation, he heard two bangs, but the front and rear doors were closed.
The young monk chuckled: "A group of people have struggled to beat me, but now there are only three drunkards left who want to fight with me? Wait until you become your younger brother!"
Yu Huifei was sitting in the front yard, and Roaring Sky Dog asked: "Is this possible?"
Yu Huifei calmly smoked a cigarette and looked at Roaring Dog with side eyes: "Have you forgotten how you were educated by them? Do you want to go over and experience it again?"
Roaring Sky Dog was stunned for a moment, then shuddered and said: "Then Bai Wuchang's combat power at least doubled after drinking!
The key is that the eight-hundred-mile rush with an ox-headed and horse-riding face is so fucking perverted... I can’t handle it, I can’t handle it.”
Yu Huifei nodded slightly...
Then I heard the young monk shouting from the backyard: "You three, come together!"
And then there’s…
"Eight hundred miles urgent!"
"What do I mean?" the young monk exclaimed.
Followed by the sound of playing ball...
Bang!
It seemed like something had been blown away.
Then I heard the little monk groan: "Nah...it hurts so much."
But the next moment, it became...
Dong dong dong...
"Say it or not! Say it or not? Do you say it or not?"
The little monk roared with grief and anger: "What do you want me to say? Get down here..."
"Hurry up for eight hundred miles!" the little monk wailed: "You're here again..."
Bang……
Dong dong dong...
"Say it or not? Say it or not? Say it or not?"
"Get out of here, uncle, what do you want me to say?"
"Eight hundred miles, hurry up, get out of the way!"
"Cao..."
…
Bang……
Yu Huifei smoked a cigarette and looked up at the sky.
After a while, there was a little bald head with a bump on his head and a bleeding nose on the wall, wailing: "Pull me up..."
But the next moment...
"Eight hundred miles urgent!"
Then the little bald head disappeared from the wall.
Instead...
"Say it or not, say it or not..."
A few minutes later, the little monk's voice came: "Yu Huifei, I'm convinced! I'm convinced... I won't fight anymore!"
Niu Lang looked at Yu Huifei: "Will you let me out?"
Yu Huifei shook his head: "Don't worry, I shouted so energetically, I should be able to hold on for a while."
Sure enough, the screams continued from behind...
Half an hour later, there was no movement in the backyard.
Yu Huifei opened the door and looked inside.
All I saw was a bull's head and a horse's face, Bai Wuchang had fallen asleep... obviously he had gone crazy after drinking.
On the ground, the little monk was lying there with his head covered. It was so miserable.
Yu Huifei walked over and said, "Boy, are you convinced?"
The little monk said: "We are gods... we are... literate...
We...we...
If you don’t fight with force, you have the ability to fight with literature.”
Yu Huifei was very happy when he heard this. This guy hasn’t given up yet!
He is really resistant to beatings and tough.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Wen Dou, what kind of fighting method is this?"
The little monk got up, stared at Yu Huifei and said, "Let's scold each other! Let's see who can subdue whom!"
Yu Huifei was very happy to hear this...
He took out a wine bottle directly from his pocket.
When the little monk saw it, he ran back five or six meters away!
He looked at Yu Huifei warily.
Obviously he still remembers that the three guys who drank this stuff before became disowned and became so fierce. All his sufferings are caused by this...
"You...what are you doing? We promised Wen Dou! Don't touch this guy!" the little monk shouted in fear.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Don't get excited, don't you want a literary fight? I will fight with you."
After saying that, Yu Huifei handed the bottle to Niu Lang and said, "Brother Lang, do it!"
The Cowherd was stunned for a moment and said, "My wine is very good."
Yu Huifei said: "I know, just drink it. After drinking it, you will be almost done."
The Cowherd said oh and started drinking.
Yu Huifei came close to the young monk and said: "Boy, the old rule is, he will start after he drinks. Don't worry, I will never fight with you in a civil manner, and I will never fight with you with force."
When the young monk heard this, he immediately felt relieved and sneered: "You will definitely lose. I am the first person to scold you on Foshan Mountain in the underworld!"
Yu Huifei was not angry, and said with a sincere smile: "Okay, come on."
Over there, the Cowherd finished his drink and burped: "Um, what's that?"
Yu Huifei hurriedly walked over and said to Niulang: "Brother Lang, your mother-in-law is here. She is possessed by the little monk. Let's have a good chat..."
After saying that, Yu Huifei left.
Bang, bang, bang!
The two doors are closed again.
At this time, Yu Huifei saw Liu Xin coming out in a daze and muttered: "What are you doing? It's so noisy..."
Yu Huifei was shocked when he saw it.
He was really afraid that Liu Xin would see the war behind him...or see them with bull-headed and horse-faced faces.
So Yu Huifei rushed over and said with a smile: "Xiao Xin, are you awake?
Let’s go out for a walk together?”
Liu Xin looked at Yu Huifei in a daze: "What time is it... Where should we go shopping?"
Yu Huifei said: "I don't know, I just want to go out for a walk."
"Okay... then I'll walk with you for a while." Liu Xin yawned, then put on her fluffy rabbit hat and went out with Yu Huifei.
backyard……
The Cowherd stared at the little monk without saying a word.
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