As a result, a strong gust of wind blew behind me, accompanied by a loud roar: "Eight hundred miles, hurry up, get out of the way!"
The little thief turned around and saw the steel fork sweeping towards him!
Bang!
The little thief is hanging on the wall again...
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the thief tore open his clothes, and there was a layer of iron inside him!
This little thief has always been bold and careful, and this iron underwear is his secret weapon of self-defense. If he is caught stealing something, this thing can protect his body. However, he has never been caught in so many years, and this clothes has no use.
I never expected that he would actually use it today.
But at the scene before him, he regretted not using the thickest iron sheet as inner armor!
Right now, I'm afraid it's not enough...
The little thief also noticed that the bull-headed horse-faced man in front of him was even a little unconscious, so he tried his best to lean against the wall without moving, leaving enough space for them to toss around.
result……
The bull's head suddenly turned around, and the horse grinned at him...
The little thief had a bad feeling.
The next moment, Ma Mian turned around and rushed over, and Niutou shouted: "Get out of the way! Hurry up for eight hundred miles!"
"I'm Cao! I'm leaning against the wall, how can I let you go!" The little thief wanted to cry but had no tears!
Bang!
There was another muffled sound, and the little thief was swept away again and crashed into the backyard.
Then Niutou yelled: "Eight hundred miles, hurry up!"
Ma Mian rushed into the backyard, and then heard a scream...
Half an hour later, a figure climbed up the wall with difficulty. Looking at the scenery outside the yard, he breathed a sigh of relief.
but……
"Eight hundred miles urgent!"
"Nima, are you still here?——Ah!"
The little thief was beaten from the backyard to the front yard like a polo ball, and then bumped into Bai Wuchang's body.
Bai Wuchang opened his eyes in confusion, and immediately saw the unfinished half-bowl of wine in front of him. He mouthed, "Thirsty..."
Then he raised his head and drained half the bowl of wine in one go!
Bai Wuchang's tongue is rolled in his mouth and his cheeks are bulging. He looks a little weird, but overall, he is still a human being.
When the little thief saw Bai Wuchang waking up, he was uttering human words, and immediately shouted excitedly: "Brother, help me! This place is haunted!"
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he turned to look at him, opened his mouth, and let his tongue hang down...
Looking at Bai Wuchang's white clothes, the white hat that makes money at first sight, and the long tongue that still smells of wine and is steaming.
The little thief's tears instantly flowed down: "Brother Bai... how about you sleep a little longer?"
"Ghost!" the little thief screamed...
But the next moment it turned into screams.
Bai Wuchang stepped on the little thief on the ground, raised his fist and punched him in the eye socket: "Are you going to say it? Are you going to say it? Are you going to say it?"
The little thief lay on the ground and wailed: "Brother, you should ask! Oh... be gentle..."
The little thief tried hard to find someone to save his life. He grabbed a foot and pulled hard...
"Who's pulling my feet?" Hei Wuchang raised his head and looked to the side.
The little thief saw that Hei Wuchang's green-faced and fanged face turned red after drinking, just like the red-faced fangs. It was extremely ferocious and terrifying, and his eyes were almost scared out of his head...
Seeing the little thief looking like this, Hei Wuchang was also startled, and the two of them shouted in unison!
"Ghost!"
It's just that the little thief is afraid, but Hei Wuchang is happy. I haven't been to work for a long time, and I have an occupational disease caused by seeing ghosts!
Then!
Bang!
Hei Wuchang lifts his leg and kicks it!
The little thief flew out directly and hit the door. Looking at the gap in the door, he felt like he had been reborn.
He didn't know where he got the strength, so he squeezed out and ran away!
On the street, a figure screamed: "Black and white, bull-headed and horse-faced, don't look for me, I don't want to die... I'm still young... I will never be a thief when I wash my hands in a golden basin in the future!"
This guy ran wildly, so frightened that tears and snot ran down his face. He didn't see clearly what was going on in front of him, and ended up plunging into a car.
When he raised his head, he found a pair of handcuffs in front of him and a kind smile: "What did you just say?"
Little thief: "I...Uncle policeman, I want to go home...wuwu..."
Police: “@#$@#……”
Yu Huifei didn't know what had just happened. He slept until dawn.
Opening his eyes, Yu Huifei looked at the cold ground, feeling like he was sleepwalking.
Yu Huifei seriously doubted that everything he experienced yesterday was a dream.
"It must be a dream. Where did the bull-headed horse face come from, and where did the black and white impermanence come from?"
Yu Huifei shook his head and muttered, and then he felt that his bladder was so full that he was about to collapse. He couldn't bear it anymore and got up and ran to the toilet.
As a result, before anyone arrived, a loud banging sound was heard from the toilet.
Then I heard someone yelling: "What a piece of shit!"
Yu Huifei's heart trembled. Is this voice so familiar? Is there really a bull's head?
Yu Huifei rushed over quickly, and when he opened the door, he saw Niutou roaring angrily at the broken toilet.
Seeing Yu Huifei coming, Niutou pointed at the toilet and said, "You're here just in time, Xiaoyu, what the hell is this? The edge is so narrow that you can just squat on it and rub your feet, but it will break as soon as you step on it. What the hell is that?"
"
When Yu Huifei heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He was using the toilet as a squat toilet.
Looking at the bull's head, which is two meters tall and covered in gada meat, I estimate that this thing weighs two hundred kilograms.
Such a big man squatted up...
Yu Huifei could not imagine what kind of ravage the toilet had just experienced before he chose to commit suicide.
However, looking at Niu Tou's dull and confident eyes, he also knew that Niu Tou was probably not to blame for this. He probably really didn't know how to use human things.
Yu Huifei waved his hand and said: "Brother Niu... turn around... forget it, you can go out first."
Niutou said unwillingly: "I want to poop, how can I go to the toilet?"
Yu Huifei thought for a while, pointed to the door and said: "You come out from here...forget it, don't go out. I will think of a way for you later..."
Niu Tou said anxiously: "Hurry up, I'm so sick from eating last night. I suspect it's fake wine. I'm... I'm so upset that I'm about to burst out."
"Shut up! Do you think you're the only one who's about to burst out?" Yu Huifei also felt uncomfortable holding back his emotions. He subconsciously clamped his legs together and contracted his buttocks while walking.
Niutou followed Yu Huifei, and it was even more uncomfortable for him to walk than Yu Huifei. After all, he had already braced himself and was about to open the gate just now, but the toilet broke and he was so frightened that he went back.
Now I just feel that all the armies are blocked at key points and are about to collapse at any time.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Niutou couldn't help but howl.