Yu Huifei walked not too slowly. He went downstairs, went to the kitchen, found a big plastic bag, threw it to Niu Tou and said, "Find a place where no one is around and deal with it inside!"
Niutou looked at the red plastic bag, looked at Yu Huifei with a confused look on his face and said, "Is this... okay? If you put it on the ground, it will run away as soon as the wind blows!"
"If it doesn't work, just shit it in your pants." Yu Huifei said unceremoniously.
Niu Tou grinned, turned around, dug up a handful of soil and threw it into the bag. After weighing it, he said, "This should be of some use, at least it won't be blown away."
Then Niu Tou walked to the back of the house in the backyard. Behind the house was a small open space. It looked like it was supposed to be a small garden, but now there is only a patch of weeds. The grass is as tall as a person, which is very suitable for grass passion, knocking on sap and so on.
, of course, this is also suitable for solving physiological problems.
After Niutou left, Yu Huifei couldn't hold it in anymore and wanted to go one by one to avoid embarrassment.
But, I really can't hold it in any longer.
In the end, Yu Huifei also followed him carrying a plastic bag.
Seeing Yu Huifei coming over with a bag, Niutou grinned, pointed to the side and said with a smile: "Come on, let's line up side by side."
Yu Huifei was not polite and immediately squatted down.
As a result, I heard someone shouting from the front: "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu?! Where are you, Xiaoyu? Why is the toilet broken? I need to poop!"
Ma Mian yelled at a loud voice.
When Yu Huifei heard this, there were black lines on his forehead, and he cursed: "Aren't they all gods? Why are they all pooping? Why do they form a fucking group to poop?"
In fact, the big-eyed man told him about this problem. No matter what kind of immortal he is, when he comes down, he must abide by the rules of the mortal world. The disappearance of magical powers is only one of them. Whether the divine body or the ghost body, they will all turn into mortal bodies, but the intensity is different.
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Helpless, Yu Huifei put on his pants and hurried out. As he ran, he clamped his hips and shouted: "Come out of the toilet! The toilet is broken, I will find a place for you to solve it."
As expected, Ma Mian poked out a long face from the toilet, and his expression was a little ugly. It was obvious that this guy was about to open the gate.
Yu Huifei quickly threw his pocket to him, pointed to the back of the room and said: "Go, let's deal with it behind the room. Ask Brother Niu for details!"
Ma Mian couldn't help but nodded, picked up the bag and ran away.
Yu Huifei hurried to the kitchen to look for the bag again. He really couldn't hold it anymore.
This time, Yu Huifei was cautious and took two at a time. These were leftover bags from Lu Ya's previous grocery shopping. Although they were a little dirty, they were still complete.
As soon as the results came out, they saw Hei Bai Wuchang standing at the door of the toilet, shouting in unison: "Xiaoyu, why is this toilet broken?"
Yu Huifei felt helpless for a while, grinning and said: "You...come this way."
Hei Wuchang ran over quickly, and Hei Wuchang said: "My stomach hurts, what else can be convenient?"
Bai Wuchang said: "Me too."
Yu Huifei had no choice but to hand over two more plastic bags: "In the backyard, go to the backyard to find the ox-headed horse noodles. They will tell you how to solve it!"
Black and White Wuchang looked at the bag in Yu Huifei's hand and felt a little disgusted, but the toilet was broken and they knew it would be difficult to deal with. So they took the bag and left...
Yu Huifei returned to the kitchen again, and to his dismay, he discovered that there was no bag in the toilet!
Yu Huifei scratched his head frantically and shouted heartbreakingly: "I am Cao!"
The next moment, the door to the ninth floor opened, and a figure rushed out. Holding toilet paper in one hand, he quickly rushed to the public toilet in Xiulin Street.
This is a tourist attraction after all, so there are still public toilets.
It’s just a bit far away…
The reason why Niutou and the others are not allowed to go is not because they are afraid that these guys can't find the toilet. After all, such big people can read, so there is no reason why they can't find it. The main reason is that they are afraid that their appearance will scare others and attract the police.
It's hard to explain.
Yu Huifei rushed into the toilet, and the moment he squatted down, there was a lot of fire, and his face suddenly looked relaxed and comfortable...
After feeling comfortable, Yu Huifei finally had the experience to observe his surroundings. To his surprise, there was a brand new trash can in the toilet. However, it didn't seem to be used to hold garbage, but rather like a newly purchased one for cleaning.
green leather bucket.
I don’t know which cleaning lady left it behind...
While Yu Huifei was thinking wildly, a female voice came from outside: "Okay, Xiaoli, I understand.
Don't try to persuade me, I won't get back together with him...
That’s it, stop talking, I’m going to the toilet.”
When Yu Huifei heard this, his forehead was suddenly covered with black lines, and he was about to curse: "This is the men's room!"
But the next moment, his whole person began to collapse, because a vague scene flashed in his mind, and he seemed to...
He seems...
Entered the women's restroom!
"Grandma's legs, you really can't rush. If you rush, you will make a mistake." Yu Huifei wailed in his heart. However, he walked into the wrong door. If this was discovered, he would not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
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Yu Huifei could only squat here and wait until no one was around before going out.
However, he obviously underestimated the fighting power next door!
The girl just hung up the phone when another phone rang.
"We have broken up, why are you still harassing me?
I said, I will never turn back!
Okay, okay, just say it and I’ll listen..."
This girl chatted on the phone for a full twenty minutes!
In the end, she probably couldn't stand still anymore, so she said, "Okay, I have something else to do, so I won't talk anymore. I'm hanging up!"
Hearing the words "died", Yu Huifei was so moved that he almost cried!
He swore that although he had stayed in the toilet for half an hour, it was the result of the toilet and WiFi. He had never squatted for so long in his life.
Now Yu Huifei only felt that his legs were numb, but he did not dare to make a sound, let alone lift up his pants and stand up.
Because the door here is specially designed, when a person stands up, the door cannot block his or her face.
So Yu Huifei could only squat there...
The girl must have been exhausted too. She was rustlingly lifting her pants while she was gritting her teeth in pain and cursing: "Oh, I told you to hang up earlier. If you don't hang up, your legs are numb and your heels hurt..."
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Yu Huifei cursed in his heart: "It hurts you so much that you didn't hang up the phone earlier? What kind of national event is this? Do you have to squat down to fight?"
Listening to the woman's footsteps gradually disappearing, Yu Huifei let out a long breath, just as he was about to stand up.
I heard someone coming in again from outside. At that moment, Yu Huifei burst into tears...
He swore that he never wanted to enter the women's restroom in his life!
"Oh, what did you eat? I just finished squatting and my stomach hurts again. I can't live this day!"
Listening to the voice, it seems that the woman is back again.