Before, Yu Huifei felt that Zhang Ren was good at flattering. Yu Huifei was really afraid that the Cowherd would say something wrong, or scold the Queen Mother twice, and then Zhang Ren would pass the words on. Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test Then what will happen to him in the future?
It's not going to be easy...
Niu Lang was stunned for a moment, then he seemed to understand something, glanced at Zhang Ren warily, and left quickly.
Zhang Ren touched his nose with a bitter look on his face.
The roaring dog raised his eyes and said: "Hey...you, don't bother with that little trick. Although he is a prince-in-law, his job as a prince-in-law is more painful than a prisoner in a labor camp. He has no real power, and I can't speak for you...
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If you want to get promoted and make a fortune, you might as well talk to that little bald guy.
After all, he is also Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and although he is not an official force, he can still be regarded as a well-spoken person among the first-class forces among the people."
Hearing this, Zhang Ren's face immediately darkened. He was emotionally close to the Cowherd. In the eyes of these people, he was clinging to power, right?
He was speechless for a while, but didn't explain anything. He shook his head and left.
After dinner, everyone dispersed and went about their own business.
Yu Huifei was going upstairs to copy books. Since no one came, he might as well practice calligraphy by himself and earn some merit. After persisting for so long, he has finally achieved some results.
I don’t know if it’s the beauty of this, or the inherent effect of the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, or Cui Jue’s good teaching. Anyway, Yu Huifei’s progress is rapid. Now it’s no longer a big movement of cockroach corpses. Every word is
It's very clear, and it has gradually gained its own style - coquettishness!
That's right, Yu Huifei's words are full of arrogance. They twist their waists, lift their hips, stretch their necks, or make poses.
You can call him ugly. Take one alone and it is indeed ugly.
But put together, there is a unique beauty of a group of demons dancing...
In Cui Dadan's words: "You are not mopping Xiaoqiang's body on the floor, this is Xiaoqiang dancing in a group bar... I guess there is some progress."
The moon was high in the sky, and the Cowherd was sitting alone in the yard, looking up at the moon in the sky, not knowing what he was thinking.
At this time, Zhang Ren came over, sat next to Cowherd, and asked with a smile: "What are you looking at?"
Cowherd said: "Look at the idiot in the sky..."
Zhang Ren: “#……”
Zhang Ren coughed dryly, took out two bottles of wine from his arms, handed them over and said, "Drink some?"
The Cowherd was not polite. He took it over and took a big sip. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Thank you."
Zhang Ren smiled and said: "Niu Lang, actually I have no ill intentions towards you. I just want to talk to you..."
The Cowherd glanced at him and said, "Chat? What are you talking about?"
Zhang Ren smiled and said, "We can talk about whatever you want to talk about."
Cowherd's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Zhang Ren nodded: "Really!"
Then Zhang Ren took another sip of wine.
The Cowherd grinned widely and said with a smile: "Okay, let's scold the Queen Mother and that old lady together!"
puff!
Zhang Ren squirted out all his drink...
He stared at Niu Lang, who looked at Zhang Ren seriously, opened his mouth and said: "Since we are brothers, you can scold him first."
Zhang Ren coughed dryly, stood up and said, "Um...you...continue watching the idiot."
Then Zhang Ren left in despair...
Upstairs, in the window, a few heads were crowded there watching the scene below. Seeing Zhang Ren leaving, everyone couldn't help laughing...
Zhang Ren and Cui Jue are now crowded together. Cui Jue is mature and prudent, and he will not bully Zhang Ren without any trouble.
After returning to the house, Zhang Ren lay down next to Cui Jue and sighed.
Cui Jue opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Are you exhausted?"
Zhang Ren hummed: "Tell me, why are these people on guard against me?"
Cui Jue said: "Because you are not from the same group as us."
Zhang Ren stood up and asked puzzledly: "How do you say this?"
Cui Jue said: "Although we come from different places and have different tempers, in general, when we get here, we let go of everything. No shame, no face, just get along with peace of mind...
But you are different. Even if you deliberately want to let go of something, there are some things that are engraved in your bones and you can't let go.
You are always there, how can we get along with you?
Some of the barriers are not that we reject you, but that you have been standing outside the door and refused to come in."
Zhang Ren was silent...
The next day, before Yu Huifei got up, he heard someone shouting outside: "Oh my God! It's on fire, it's on fire!"
Yu Huifei was so frightened that he jumped up from the bed, leaned out of the window and saw black smoke filling the front yard!
Yu Huifei yelled: "Damn, what's going on?"
After Yu Huifei rushed down, he saw Zhang Ren coming out of the kitchen with a dark face, waving his hands and saying: "Don't be nervous, everyone, that... it's not on fire, it's just that the rice is burnt..."
Everyone was speechless for a while!
Yu Huifei also looked confused. He lay down at the door and looked inside. The iron pot was already completely dark.
Yu Huifei took out the iron pot and threw it into the yard, then knocked it with a shovel, and black ash suddenly spread all over the floor...
Cui Jue asked: "Xiaoyu, can I still have this pot?"
Yu Huifei shook his head: "Otherwise, this thing has to be thrown away."
Niutou and others all fell silent after hearing this...
Zhang Renze was a little embarrassed. Looking at the crowd, he opened his mouth several times and finally said nothing.
At this time, Niutou patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, don't say anything. It's just a pot. If it breaks, it will break..."
Zhang Ren looked at the bull head in surprise...
In the past two days, he has been squeezed by this bull-headed guy. What happened to this guy today? Is he being backed up? Has his soul penetrated?
Niutou stared at him with a pair of bull eyes: "What's your look like? Have you never seen a cow as handsome as your brother Niu?"
Zhang Ren was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "I've never seen it before."
Then Zhang Ren said to Yu Huifei: "Yu..."
"Just call me Xiaoyu, that's what everyone calls me. Brother, you don't seem to have any talent for cooking..." Yu Huifei laughed as he spoke.
Seeing Yu Huifei smile, Zhang Ren felt relieved, and then said to Yu Huifei: "Xiaoyu, I'm so sorry, this is the first time in my life to cook."
Yu Huifei shook his head and said: "It's okay...it's just a pot. Although our family is poor, it's worth it to exchange a pot for a friend."
Zhang Ren was stunned...
Cui Jue smiled at him and didn't say anything. He just brought a mirror over to show him.
Zhang Ren looked at himself in the mirror, looking like a smoked beggar's chicken. He no longer had the airs and airs he had before, but instead had a... earthly air.
Standing together with everyone, I no longer feel out of place.
Zhang Ren smiled...
"Okay, stop laughing. You're dirty, let's go and take a shower!" Niulang pulled Zhang Ren and left.
Zhang Ren turned around and said, "Take a bath? Where to go?"
Yu Huifei trembled and immediately shouted: "Brother Lang, you are not allowed to go swimming in the river. It is not safe to go swimming."
As a result, the Cowherd turned around and grinned at Yu Huifei, pointing to his crotch and saying: "It's such a deep river, and you tell me it's not safe? What? Are you afraid of choking my brother?"
Niutou said hehey: "Are you afraid that your brother won't even get wet?"
The Cowherd rolled his eyes at him and said, "My brother can't touch the water, so your brother will have to watch from a distance, right?"
The cow head was a little taller than the cowherd. After hearing this, he said unconvinced: "How is that possible? Our younger brother is also born to be mighty and majestic, with a height of 1.8 meters! Not to mention swimming, I can catch fish standing by the river!
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"Okay, stop bragging. Can't we all find out if we compete?" Ma Mian yelled.
Then what was originally just the Cowherd taking Zhang Ren on a picnic suddenly turned into a group.
Then I heard Roaring Sky Dog roar: "Xiaoyu, where are you going?"
"What kind of food should I buy? Let's walk, take a bath together, and compare our sizes." Hei Wuchang shouted.
Yu Huifei shook his head: "I'm not going. It's so cold in this cold weather. I don't want to become impotent due to the cold."
After Yu Huifei finished speaking, he was about to run, but he was grabbed by Niu Tou, who carried him on his shoulders and ran away, shouting: "Brothers, let's go!"
Ma Mian and the others laughed, wildly walked out of the back door, and ran away.
Only Yu Huifei was like a little girl who had been robbed by bandits, screaming: "Let me go, let me go! You damn cow...let me go!"
In the end, Yu Huifei got his wish...
Plop!
Yu Huifei was thrown into the river. The guy emerged from the water and ran directly to the shore. As he ran, he shouted: "Leng Leng Leng..."
As a result, Niutou and the others immediately took off their clothes, took off their pants, and rushed here one by one with their buttocks bare. It felt like an African wildebeest crossing a river, crackling.
The point is, whenever these grandchildren passed by Yu Huifei, they would grab Yu Huifei and drag him into the river...
Yu Huifei ran desperately to the shore several times, but sadly found that the farther he ran, the further away from the shore he was, and his clothes became less and less...
In the end, Yu Huifei stopped running and squatted in the river unable to survive.
Next to him is a bull's head on the left, a horse's face on the right, a cowherd standing in front of him, and a roaring dog squatting behind him...
Although the river was not deep, Yu Huifei looked at these guys showing off their weapons one by one. Yu Huifei really didn't have the courage to stand up.
Not to mention the bull-headed and horse-faced cowherd, they all start at a minimum of two meters, and they are born heterogeneous...
As for the Roaring Sky Dog, can this dog, which is as big as a calf, be smaller?
Ma Mian had a long face and looked at Yu Huifei with a sinister look on his face. He smiled and said, "Xiaoyu... get up. Don't squat... stand up. It's so nice to have some air."
"It's so cool for your brother-in-law! Don't even think about bullying me for not studying well... The water is a mixture of ice and water, at most zero degrees. When you go out, the cold wind will hit..." Yu Hui refused unreasonably.
"No, you stand up. When you stand up, you will find that this world is so wonderful." Ma Mian chuckled.
Niu Tou was combing his short hair with a small wooden comb, and said seriously: "Isn't it? It's just the little wind blowing that's so satisfying."
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