Yu Huifei chuckled: "I believe you, you are a ghost, you are a ghost..."
Just then...
"Kill for a thousand years!" Roaring Sky Dog yelled.
Ouch...
Yu Huifei jumped out of the water directly.
Roaring Sky Dog proudly threw away a small wooden stick in his hand, and said hey: "The ancients will not deceive me, if you can do it, don't force it. You see, the effect of this action is good, right?"
The cow's head, the horse's face, the Cowherd looked at him sideways...
The next moment, a big black dog ran wildly in the water, followed by a man with his bare buttocks and a big wooden stick chasing him, shouting: "Damn dog, stop here, I will kill you today."
No chrysanthemums!”
Roaring Sky Dog stared at his eyes, flicked his tongue out of his mouth, raised his head 180 degrees, looked behind him and shouted: "You...you...it turns out you like me, Mr. Dog! No wonder you don't even have a woman."
Chase!"
Yu Huifei was stunned...
The next moment, Yu Huifei had a stick in his hand: "Stop, grandpa, let you feel the power of the two flying swallows in front and behind!"
The Roaring Dog ran faster, with his tail directly in his crotch. This was for fear that his chrysanthemum would be exposed and he would not be protected in his old age.
In the distance, a bull's head, a horse's face, and a cowherd stood side by side. They commented to Yu Huifei: "It's not bad...compared to some of my buddies, it's a bit smaller, and compared to ordinary people, this is considered a large size."
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"The Cicada's Nine Scabbards still have eight more transformations. I should be able to catch up in the future."
A few guys seemed to be chatting, but in fact they were shouting at the top of their lungs!
Yu Huifei heard it clearly, his face turned black...
Grandma’s legs are so bullying!
Then Yu Huifei went berserk, carrying two sticks, chasing a dog, a cow head, a horse face, and a big guy all the way across the river...
The guys in front were laughing and joking and didn't take it seriously at all.
In the end, Yu Huifei gave up. He couldn't catch up with him, and he couldn't beat him if he caught up.
The point is, the river water is cold and the wind blows, making him shiver all over!
This is because the water in this river comes from the ground, and the temperature is quite high. If it were another river, it would freeze directly. Not to mention swimming, it would be fine for driving a car.
"Little fish, if you run the Nine Cicada Sheaths and exercise more, you should be able to withstand the wind and cold." Cui Jue was sitting in the water, wiping his body with a towel, and said with a smile.
Yu Huifei nodded... In fact, he had already started running the Cicada Nine Sheaths technique.
When he first entered the mountains, he discovered the wonderful use of the Cicada Nine Sheaths technique. However, although this technique is easy to use, it is also limited...
But it has to be said that the calories that people bring up after exercising are still sufficient.
After chasing for a while, Yu Huifei's temperature obviously increased.
Started to play around with everyone...
On the shore, Zhang Ren and Ksitigarbha stood there, neither entering the water.
Yu Huifei looked at these two people, raised his eyebrows, and his eyes lit up!
He came closer and said hehe: "Little Jizo, come on, take off your clothes and get into the water, let's compare ourselves?"
When Ksitigarbha heard this, he rolled his eyes at Yu Huifei and said, "Is this all you have to offer?"
Yu Huifei said proudly: "Don't say that, come... let uncle see your little house bird."
"Get out!" Ksitigarbha was furious.
Yu Huifei grinned, and then looked at Zhang Ren: "Brother, why don't you wash yourself in the water? You are all black, why are you so dazed? Could it be that... yours is not as strong as my brother's?"
Yu Huifei straightened his back proudly...
Zhang Ren glanced at Yu Huifei's toys and said hehe: "Forget it, let's go back and wash it. I'm not used to washing with many people..."
Yu Huifei nodded...
Seeing Yu Huifei's behavior, Zhang Ren and Ji Zang also breathed a sigh of relief. Apparently, neither of them had the habit of swimming naked in groups.
At this moment, Yu Huifei suddenly turned around and shouted: "Is there anyone who hasn't entered the water yet? Brothers, please help me!"
Then the two of them saw the Cowherd, the Bull Head, the Horse Face, the Roaring Dog, and the Black and White Wuchang rushing over together, shouting: "Kill!"
The two turned around and ran away...
In the end, how could they outrun those things?
He was immediately arrested, stripped of his clothes and thrown into the river.
When the two of them emerged from the water, they were already naked.
On the shore, there was a cow head, a horse face, a cowherd, and a roaring dog standing upright. The four guys lined up in a row, posing in toned poses, embroidered with muscles, and shouted: "Look at the might of our brothers."
Isn’t it majestic?”
Their faces suddenly turned dark...
But the two of them didn't say anything. After all, they couldn't do it...
At this time, Yu Huifei came over and said in a low voice: "Are you comparing your size?"
Zhang Ren glanced at Yu Huifei, and then stood up confidently.
It turned out that Yu Huifei just pretended not to see him!
This guy turned around and stared directly at Ksitigarbha, and said confidently: "Are you comparing your size?"
Ksitigarbha's face turned red and he said, "Can you order some Bilian?"
Yu Huifei said confidently: "No."
Ksitigarbha, Zhang Ren: “@#￥……”
Just then: "Millennium Killing!"
Zhang Ren jumped out of the water with a roar.
Then I heard Roaring Sky Dog laughing wildly: "If you show off, Lord Dog will send you to heaven!"
The next moment, Zhang Ren started chasing the dog away with a stick...
Although Yu Huifei's system is good, after all, he is not a monster like a bull-headed horse-face, nor is he a cowherd with a hot physique that has been cultivated for eight hundred years of hard work. He cannot withstand the coldness.
In the end, I lit a bonfire and sat on the shore to watch the excitement...
Others came up after washing...
At this moment, Roaring Sky Dog shouted: "Come on! Come on! There is something good!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he quickly ran over.
I saw that the roaring dog had already run to another small river.
Because the source is not the nearby groundwater, the river water here has been completely frozen, and the entire ice surface has been frozen for thousands of miles.
At this moment, the Roaring Sky Dog pulled away the snow on the river surface, pointing at the ice and shouting. Yu Huifei looked inside and saw, my dear, there was a seven or eight kilograms frozen in the ice.
Big carp!
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly lit up...
This kind of fish Yu Huifei is not unfamiliar. As long as the cold winter comes quickly and the temperature drops quickly, many fish in the river will freeze to death in the ice every year without having time to find a place to warm up.
These fish are very fresh, basically the same as those quick-frozen in the cold storage.
It tastes very good…
The point is, it doesn’t cost money.
Yu Huifei quickly called everyone back to look for equipment...
Roaring Sky Dog went back, and soon came over with a sledgehammer and ice chisel.
Several people worked together and dug out the fish in a short time.
Then Roaring Sky Dog and the people continued to walk on the river, and the result was really quite a harvest. A total of thirty kilograms of fish, large and small, were collected!
Everyone didn't go home, they just set up a bonfire by the river and ate grilled fish.
After eating and drinking enough, I took the remaining fish and went home.
When I got home, Yu Huifei... caught a cold.
Ah - sneeze!
Yu Huifei sneezed and looked at the bull-headed horse-faced and others sadly. These guys acted as if nothing happened and didn't even look at Yu Huifei.
"Mmp!" Yu Huifei couldn't help cursing.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
The first thing Yu Huifei did was to take out his mobile phone to see if anyone had placed an order and whether there were customers.
It turned out that no one placed an order...
Yu Huifei was puzzled: "Who is visiting us in the middle of the night?"
Opening the door, I saw an old man with white hair, white beard, and a white robe standing at the door with a very kind expression. After seeing Yu Huifei, he smiled and said: "Hello, Mr. Yu, the little god Taibai Jinxing."
As soon as these words came out, Yu Huifei was immediately confused. It turned out to be the legendary Taibai Jinxing?
Yu Huifei still knew about Taibaijin. In the history of Chinese mythology, Taibaijin had a very high status.
He is a well-known god with a good temper and good character.
Sure enough, facing him, the most useless god in the three realms, Taibai Jinxing still showed enough respect. The point is that Taibai Jinxing's performance was not artificial at all, not intentional, and very sincere...
Obviously, he really respects Yu Huifei.
At least, the two of them feel equal...
Yu Huifei has always been a person who respects me a foot and I respect others a foot.
After Taibai Jinxing said this, he looked at the starry sky behind him.
Yu Huifei was basically certain that they were genuine...
So Yu Huifei said politely: "Xingjun is polite, please come in and invite me."
Taibai Jinxing smiled and walked in.
After Roaring Sky Dog saw Taibai Jinxing, he said in surprise: "Ouch...Old guy, why are you here too?
Hey... aren't you a popular person in front of the Jade Emperor?
Why did you do a forced labor camp?
What happened?
hehe……
What our second master said is indeed true. Accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger. What are you...why are you wincing?
Am I right?"
Taibai Jinxing coughed twice and said: "This... you should shut up first."
Roaring Sky Dog glanced at him: "Shut up? I'll go... I'm already here, I'm afraid of a ball!
This wretched place is not cared about by the Three Realms, nor by the Nine Heavens...
Even if I say that the Jade Emperor is an old woman, what can he do to me?
How can he still be so shameless as to eavesdrop?"
Zhang Ren's face turned red instantly...
Taibai Jinxing coughed even more violently.
Cowherd also said: "It's just... they are menopausal, why don't they let us say a few words?"
puff……
Ahem...
Zhang Ren planned to drink water to suppress it, but ended up squirting again.
This spray made Taibai Jinxing startled, and he quickly stepped forward and said: "Jade Emperor... they also said things unintentionally. Look..."
"Jade... Jade... Jade Emperor... Jade Emperor?!!"
Roaring Sky Dog wanted to say a few more words, but then he suddenly came back to his senses, and his dog eyes almost squeezed out of his eyeballs.
The others were also confused, looking directly at Zhang Ren.
Zhang Ren chuckled, straightened his body and said: "Everyone, please introduce yourselves. My name is Zhang Bairen, which means "Ren". You can also call me Zhang Ren. Now I serve as the Jade Emperor in heaven..."
Bang!
The basin in Niutou's hand fell directly to the ground. After swallowing, he trembled and said: "Jade Jade Jade Jade Emperor...?"
Ma Mian pulled his face, making it look a lot longer than usual!
Hei Wuchang's face is getting darker, Bai Wuchang's face is getting whiter...
Cui Jue looked shocked and then gave an endless wry smile...
The Cowherd pulled his hair hard, almost crying but without tears!