Ksitigarbha opened his small mouth, unable to speak at all, his little hands had nowhere to put, and kept thinking about something. Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test
Yu Huifei, on the other hand, seemed to have seen a bolt from the blue. He stood there awkwardly, not knowing what to say. The scene of him asking the Jade Emperor to light a fire, cook, take off clothes, and kill for a thousand years flashed through his mind like lightning.
Vaguely, he seemed to see nine thunders striking his head and thousands of arrows piercing his heart.
"Everyone, what's wrong with you? Didn't you say before that when you come here, everyone is the same?" Zhang Ren asked with a smile.
As he spoke, he sat down, but at this moment his demeanor returned to its original appearance, a condescending majesty and a kindness that made people want to cry.
Niutou said with a cry: "Jade Emperor...you...are you doing nothing?"
Ma Mian said: "Jade Emperor... I... we... um... actually."
…
"I report, I confess!" At this time, Jizo suddenly jumped out, raised his little hands and shouted: "This matter has nothing to do with me, I am still a child!
I came last, and I'm not familiar with them.
The things I said wrong before were taught by them.
What can I, a child, understand?
I am a black person who is close to the ink, and I have been led astray.
Those who don’t know are not guilty, children’s words are unbridled…”
When everyone heard this, there were black lines on their foreheads. They really wanted to slap you!
Zhang Ren chuckled and looked at Yu Huifei: "Brother, why don't you speak anymore?"
At this time, Yu Huifei finally recovered from the shock that Zhang Ren was Zhang Bairen and the Jade Emperor.
Think about all the experiences he has had since the Jade Emperor came here...
Yu Huifei estimated that if he really followed the laws of heaven, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to drag all the people in this courtyard to heaven and kill them.
I just don’t know if the swords on the Immortal Killing Platform are enough...
Since it was death anyway, Yu Huifei's stubborn temper also rose. He rubbed his neck and cupped his hands and said: "Brother, stop joking. You are a Jade Emperor, we are all scared..."
As soon as these words came out, not to mention the Bull-headed Horsemen and the others, even Taibai Jinxing almost knelt down!
You call the Jade Emperor brother? Isn’t this guy too fierce?
Are all the people in this world so tough?
However, what surprised Taibai Jinxing was that the Jade Emperor was not angry.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Isn't this right...the labor reform bureau, the labor reform bureau, when you come, you are a prisoner.
Since I came here as a prisoner, I am naturally a prisoner.
Here, you are the biggest."
If these words were heard by other gods, they would probably be scared to death.
But Yu Huifei is different. This guy lives on the earth. Although he knows that the Jade Emperor is awesome, he has been an atheist since he was a child and has not been brainwashed by the Jade Emperor. In fact, he still believes in the myth of the Jade Emperor.
Impression. So, deep down, I am actually not afraid...
Shock is greater than fear.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Don't be joking...you are the Jade Emperor, you are the biggest in the three worlds. I...is just a wage earner like you at best. To be honest, if you know that you are the Jade Emperor, with grandma's legs...I will do it that day
Ran away."
The Jade Emperor burst out laughing, beckoned and said: "Okay, stop standing. Sit down...Brother Niu..."
Niu Tou trembled and cried out: "Jade Emperor... no, no, no, please call me Maverick. If you call me Brother Niu, I feel like I am being covered with a coffin board. I am afraid..."
Ma Mian said: "Just call me Xiaoma."
Hei Wuchang looked at each other, and Hei Wuchang rubbed his neck to say something.
As a result, Bai Wuchang covered his mouth: "Xiao Hei Xiao Bai..."
Xiao Tian Quan glanced at the two of them. He originally planned to call him Xiao Hei, but his name was registered. In desperation, Xiao Tian Quan said: "Call me dog..."
"Brother Dog?" the Jade Emperor asked with a smile.
Roaring Sky Dog said with a cry: "Don't...that makes me look too old, I'm still young. Call me puppy...don't call me dog brother, I'm afraid I will be beaten to death by the second master when I go back..."
After Roaring Sky Dog finished speaking, he burst into tears... He really regretted bragging to the Jade Emperor in the woodshed that day. Wasn't he looking for death for nothing?
The Erlang God Yang Jian called the Jade Emperor uncle, and the Jade Emperor called the Roaring Heavenly Dog Brother Dog?
So what should Yang Jian call the roaring dog?
I guess I changed my name to Dog Meat when I got back, right?
The Jade Emperor smiled, then shook his head and looked at Cui Jue: "Brother, sit down."
Cui Jue was very calm. Obviously, he was the same as Yu Huifei. Anyway, he had done everything he should do and shouldn't do. If he wanted to die, he would just die. If the Jade Emperor wasn't angry, he wouldn't care about this title.
So Cui Jue sat down calmly.
The Jade Emperor smiled with satisfaction and looked at Ksitigarbha: "Bodhisattva, sit down."
Ksitigarbha's face turned red and he sat down.
The Jade Emperor ignored the Cowherd and looked at Yu Huifei: "Xiaoyu, in the past few days since I came here, I have experienced many things that I have not experienced for a long, long time. Although these experiences are not beautiful, they are also
It reminds me of some memories from countless years ago, which are very warm and good.”
Yu Huifei said: "As long as it's good."
The Jade Emperor continued: "Since I'm here, if you have any difficulties, you can tell me. You're welcome."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately said: "Yes, we have difficulties! We are so poor. Brother, could you please allocate some money for us? It's the kind of red grandfather..."
As soon as these words came out, Taibai Jinxing started coughing.
He has been in heaven for so many years and has seen all kinds of strange things.
But when Emperor Jade wants to allocate funds, he still needs human currency. This is really the first time he has encountered it.
The Jade Emperor also looked embarrassed when he heard this, and coughed dryly: "This... Xiaoyu, you should change your request.
There are rules in the three realms. Anyone who comes to the mortal world must abide by the rules of the mortal world.
Don't mess around...
Human currency is also a kind of rule, and we cannot interfere with it.
It’s like I obviously still have some magic power to use, but this is why I always choose to exercise self-restraint.”
Yu Huifei was shocked. He thought his request was simple, but he didn't expect it to embarrass the Jade Emperor.
Yu Huifei thought for a while: "Then help me expand the yard and get more houses in the back? You've also experienced it, this... room is a bit not enough."
The Jade Emperor said dumbfounded: "Let's study this later. Is there anything else?"
Yu Huifei said: "Yes, there is a serious snowstorm outside. Look at some old boy who caused the snow indiscriminately. It's time to clean up."
The Jade Emperor was speechless again, and this guy actually started to complain.
Taibaijinxing said: "Master Yu, the rules of the mortal world are not controlled by gods. Everything here has its own rules of cause and effect. These natural disasters are often not natural disasters, but man-made disasters. The cause is not God, but man... You are looking for trouble
My dear, I’m afraid we need to let humans reflect on this.”
Yu Huifei was speechless. He did not expect Taibai Jinxing to come up with such a theory.
But if you think about it carefully, many of the problems that humans have caused to the earth over the years are indeed caused by humans themselves.
To put it bluntly, this snowstorm is the greenhouse effect. To put it simply, it is the result of human beings' excessive industrialization, indiscriminate discharge of sewage, indiscriminate deforestation, and uncontrolled and unruly deforestation.
Yu Huifei scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "Then...then you can make everyone around me live forever?"
The Jade Emperor said: "This is also a matter of changing the rules, no."
Yu Huifei said helplessly: "Then send me a girl's office?"
The Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing were almost stunned by these words...
The Jade Emperor then touched his chin and said: "There are some suitable candidates, the Little Dragon Girl from the Dragon King's family, Li Zhenying from the Tota Heavenly King's family..."
Yu Huifei just said it casually, but he didn't expect that the Jade Emperor would actually consider it... He was a little dumbfounded.
As a result, the Cowherd said: "Hey... no! Don't push my brother into the fire pit."
I don’t agree with this matter and I firmly oppose it. I will fight whoever comes!”
When Yu Huifei heard this, he really wanted to give him a hammer...
However, Yu Huifei just made some remarks, and he already had the shadow of a person in his heart.
He didn't want to let him flirt with other girls.
So Yu Huifei said: "Brother Lang has said so, so forget it.
Jade Emperor, if you think you can't give me money, then you can get me some magical powers later, or you can give us some supplies...
You also know how poor we are.
I just work for no salary, and I can support such a group of well-fed guys by myself.
You guys keep trying to bring people over to me, to be honest...
If this continues, I can no longer consider the majesty of heaven.
Even if it’s striptease, I have to try it.”
When it comes to this, Yu Huifei is basically cheating...
The Jade Emperor said dumbfounded: "You kid, don't bother me. Your labor reform bureau has a fixed salary and supplies, how can you be so poor?"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "Is there a salary? What kind of salary? Are there any supplies? I've never seen it."
The Jade Emperor said: "You haven't received it?"
Yu Huifei said: "No...if you don't believe me, just ask them!"
The Jade Emperor looked at Cui Jue and others, Niutou and the others just nodded their heads like rattles.
Cui Jue stood up and said: "To the Jade Emperor, the little god has been here for a long time, but he really has never seen much wages or supplies.
All expenses and maintenance here are made by Director Yu’s own efforts..."
At this moment, a yellow-skinned gourd rolled in, and then a big eyeball popped out, shouting: "I'll report it, I'll report it!"
Everyone looked at the big eyes.
The big-eyed man said: "There used to be wages and supplies here, but the wages and supplies were advanced by that old guy Lu Ya until 300,000 years later, so after Xiaoyu came, all the hair was gone."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was so angry that he almost spit out blood. He couldn't help but cursed: "This old guy Lu Ya is such a grandson!"
Cui Jue said: "Jade Emperor, I'm afraid this is more than hairless... As far as Xiao Shen knows, Lu Ya borrowed a lot of money from the people in the name of Xiao Yu's grandfather. So, Lu Ya doesn't have everything.
He didn’t keep it, but left Xiaoyu with a lot of debt. Please ask the Jade Emperor to make a decision..."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he frowned, slapped the table and said, "This old guy...do you really think I don't dare to deal with him?"