When Yu Huifei heard this, he really cried. Damn it...this woman was sent by God to torture him, right?
Yu Huifei cursed in his heart and prayed secretly: "Don't call, don't call!"
Then……
"Xiao Li, let me tell you. Just now that big pig trotter called me again, pleading all kinds of things. Do you think I will never forgive him?"
Hearing this voice, Yu Huifei felt like dying.
If he hadn't cared about his own face, he would have really wanted to rush over and smash that girl's phone!
"Who am I? I'm Liu Xin, are you confused? Hey... I'm sorry I called the wrong number."
After hearing this, Yu Huifei was basically convinced that she was a cute and stupid girl with a unique brain circuit, great nerves, and she could squat very well and for a very long time!
Then Liu Xin called again...
Yu Huifei prayed silently in his heart: "No one picks up, no one picks up, no one picks up..."
Maybe God heard Yu Huifei's prayer, but no one really answered it.
Liu Xin complained: "I didn't answer the phone. I cursed you for not bringing paper with you when you went to the toilet... Oh, where is my paper... I... I ran out of paper?"
Hearing this...Yu Huifei couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.
Hearing the movement next door, Liu Xin seemed to be very excited, and immediately knocked on the wooden wall and said: "Miss, please stop laughing. Is there... any paper? The Jianghu is here to help, please, please."
How dare Yu Huifei speak, but he also wanted the other party to leave quickly.
So Yu Huifei separated a piece of paper from his own and stuffed it along the gap below.
At the same time, Yu Huifei saw the other person's hand. It was very long, slender and fair. She looked like a young girl.
Just the thought of a beautiful little girl taking a dump next door made Yu Huifei lose all interest.
Then he thought that his legs were almost broken because of this girl squatting, and he was even less interested. Now he just wanted that girl to get out of here!
After the girl took the paper, she happily thanked her: "Thank you, little sister. What do you call me?"
This girl seemed to be a chatterbox. After no one answered the phone, she started chatting with Yu Huifei.
Yu Huifei is really going crazy...
Yu Huifei was not able to speak out well, so he could only respond by knocking on the wooden wall.
In the end, the girl seemed to be stimulated, so she took the paper and pulled up her pants and left as promised. As a result, her chatterbox and curiosity were opened at the same time. She asked curiously: "Miss, you can't speak? Are you deaf and mute?"
Ah? If you are, you knock once, if you are not, you knock twice..."
Yu Huifei's eyes were already looking around at the stick in the toilet. Knock once? Knock twice? Yu Huifei just wants to hit someone now!
"Miss, why don't you knock?" Liu Xin continued to ask.
Yu Huifei couldn't bear it anymore, because he really couldn't hold on any longer. If he squatted down any longer, he would sit in the toilet.
Yu Huifei wondered if the person who was so nagging would probably get up in no time. If he moved quickly enough and walked out as soon as he got up, she wouldn't be able to see him.
So Yu Huifei gritted his teeth, wiped his butt, and stood up directly!
Then……
Yu Huifei saw that the girl next door also slowly stood up. While standing up, she was smacking her teeth. It was obvious that her legs were sore from squatting for a long time!
As if feeling the strange gaze, Liu Xin subconsciously raised his head.
At that moment, all the hairs on Yu Huifei's body stood up. If he were seen, he would not be able to wash himself off even if he jumped into the Yellow River, and he would probably have to squat. Yu Huifei had an idea and hooked one of his feet
He picked up the clean bucket, fished it out easily, and then with lightning speed...
It hit the girl's head with a clang!
"Ah!" With a scream, a figure rushed out of the women's toilet and disappeared in a flash.
Later, in the streets of Lingling Lane in the early morning, a beautiful girl was walking on the phone while complaining: "Xiao Li, let me tell you, I met a stinky gangster today. He is so perverted! He actually entered the women's restroom.
! He was squatting next to me... Do you think he would be secretly filming me from below? Would I be hooked on the Internet?
Arrest someone?
I was so frightened at the time, why did you arrest someone?
What does he look like?
I was so frightened at the time, and that bastard actually hit my head with a trash can, and I didn't even see his face... I was so angry!
But I could see his back clearly. The important thing is that his legs and feet seemed to be not very good. He limped when he ran and almost fell down several times.
Everyone is physically disabled but mentally strong. Why is this guy disabled physically and mentally sick? He deserves to be disabled!
yes!
I can run long distances, I can catch up!
How could I forget?
Wuwuwu..."
…
The girl Liu Xin walked past wailing, not noticing that in the alley next to her, Yu Huifei was leaning against the wall and beating his legs crazily...
Hearing the girl's words, Yu Huifei suddenly smiled bitterly. He wanted to scold his mother. Who is the pervert?
Who is disabled?
Who is sick at heart?
MMP’s!
After entering the ninth floor, Yu Huifei saw a wallet lying on the ground. He picked it up and saw that it was the one he had lost before!
Yu Huifei opened it and saw that although the money was gone, all the documents were there. Yu Huifei was immediately happy: "Are thieves so generous nowadays? After stealing the money, you still send back the wallet and documents?"
Yu Huifei didn't think much and saw Black and White Wuchang sitting on a chair with a bull's head and a horse's face, staring at the flying knife that killed the immortal in a daze.
As soon as Yu Huifei walked in, several guys looked at Yu Huifei at the same time.
Yu Huifei said: "What...are you doing?"
Niutou grinned and said: "Xiaoyu, we are hungry. Is there anything to eat? I just rummaged through the kitchen, and it seems that there is no hair left."
When it comes to money, Yu Huifei has two heads.
He really has no money...
Yu Huifei came and sat down among a few people, coughed dryly and said: "Guys, I think it's time to talk to you about the current situation of our poor place.
Maybe there was some savings here before, but that old guy Lu Ya seems to have wasted everything he could, so...
All in all, our poor place is in a state of poverty.
Although I have a small amount of savings, I will do the math.
Just the big mouths like us, if we plan to limit food, we can last for three days at most!
If there is no income after three days, we will have a collective food break!"
Hearing this, Bullhead Horseface and Black and White Wuchang were a little disbelieving. They looked at Yu Huifei with a smile and said: "Xiaoyu, stop joking at this time. You are an employee of Heavenly Court, will you have no money?"
Yu Huifei took out his wallet and took out two red bills and slapped them on the table: "This is all our belongings."
The bull-headed horse looked at the red note, pointed at the two zeros behind the one with his finger, and looked disgusted!