"It's me, don't hang up the phone. What I said is true...
video?
How can I video chat with you as an old person?
Anyway, what I said is true.
You...you asked the people who sent the police to go back? I...
Hey, you little girl, why don’t you believe what I say?
When your uncle and I were beheading a street, this and this...were not surrendering~!
Hey, forget it, I won’t tell you anymore.”
The old man gave up, hung up the phone, and looked at Yu Huifei in front of him, waving the straw in his hand to hit someone.
Yu Huifei gave him a good feeling, not like a bad person.
He moved forward curiously: "Young man, why did you hit him?"
Yu Huifei briefly explained the matter. When the old man heard this, he cursed: "I am a traitor!"
Then the old man also started looking for things all over the place.
Yu Huifei asked: "What are you doing?"
The old man said: "I'll find a straw to whip him too! Grandma's leg, avenging the traitors. These grandsons really don't know how we won the victory with blood back then. Look at them ruining the fruits of our victory. Today
I have to whip them... lend me your bricks."
Yu Huifei quickly refused: "This is a big killer. If anyone is not convinced later, we will shoot it again."
The old man searched around but couldn't find any weapons that he could take advantage of. He said angrily: "It doesn't matter if you can't do it, I'll wave the flag and cheer for you!"
Then the old man adjusted his Walkman to public play, and then changed the content to: "Peking Opera, the scene in which Aunt Zhang scolds the traitor in "Battle on the Plains."
The old man sang along at the top of his lungs: "Flattery, pretentiousness, arsenic wrapped in honey, distinguishing good from evil, true from false, we have a bright eye, we can see through your ugly prototype and vicious heart!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, this old man actually started singing like this!
However, Yu Huifei also liked this piece of Peking Opera. When he was a child, he often heard his grandfather humming it, so he subconsciously sang along: "The soldiers will always be in our hearts. You will burn, kill and rob, and the love will never end!"
Then an old man and a young man sang Peking Opera arias about scolding traitors. One made gestures and the other took turns smacking his straw. The dozen or so people who were beaten were extremely angry!
Finally, Lao Sun couldn't stand it anymore and turned around and yelled: "I'm just helping my brother to beat someone up, how can I become a traitor?"
Yu Huifei was overjoyed, picked up the brick and said, "How about you ask it?"
Lao Sun was obviously furious and gave up. He sat down on the ground and pointed at his head: "I... even if I die today, I will not bear the blame of the traitor."
Hearing this, the others also stopped, looked back at Yu Huifei, and said indignantly: "That's right, why are we traitors?"
Yu Huifei was so happy that he dropped the straw on Old Sun's head, making Old Sun grin.
But this guy seemed to be really willing to go all out. Instead of running away, he just stared at Yu Huifei with big eyes and said, "If you don't give me an explanation today, I will fight with you."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, then squatted down and asked, "What's going on, you don't know?"
Yu Huifei took out his mobile phone, opened the web page, and then opened the forum of the School of Liberal Arts.
At this moment, the forum has exploded.
A message that was pinned to the top of the forum simply read: "The thieves don't stop, this post will live forever. We are fighting against the traitors, and the school needs to give us an explanation."
The popularity of posts is refreshing rapidly, and there are thousands of posts in the blink of an eye.
When I clicked on it, the first line in the post was: "Delete it as you like! If you delete it, I will still post it. If you ban me, there will be countless others.
If you can, ban the IDs of all the students in the school."
Then there was a video. It was Fangcao who was spouting nonsense and trying his best to slander China and boast about foreign countries.
It's just that after Yu Huifei appeared on the stage, he was mosaic.
Yu Huifei wiped his nose and said, "This... damages my glorious image. I am so handsome..."
Everyone just gave him a blank look and continued to look down.
After watching the video, Yu Huifei said: "Who do you think Director Wu is?
Universities and liberal arts colleges nurture the best flowers of the motherland.
He invited someone to give a lecture who is a trash who can sing well in foreign countries but turns his back on the domestic dissatisfaction.
Who is this?"
Old Sun grinned and opened his mouth to curse: "Cao! This grandson is so fucking stupid."
Other people also criticized him: "Is this something done by a human being? Although he has freedom of speech, he openly slanders the country and uses arguments that are either false or one-sided. Is this person clearly deliberately slandering the motherland?"
"
"They're all just playing with words. It's really good to use them out of context."
"This old lady is so useless. Fortunately, I learned to summarize the central idea in elementary school and was not led astray by her. This is a traitor with double standards!"
…
The old man next to him also scolded: "Grandma, you are a bitch. Back then, this old thing would have lit up the sky lanterns!"
In the end, Lao Sun and the others stood up one after another, apologized to Yu Huifei, and then left one by one cursing.
At this moment, a car drove over, and Old Wu got out and said angrily: "You brat, you still want to run away?!"
When Yu Huifei saw it, he immediately became happy: "What? You want to challenge me alone?"
Lao Wu looked at Lao Sun and the others who had not gone far, and shouted: "Lao Sun, help me?"
Lao Sun looked back at him and said, "Don't be so pushy, I don't know you!"
Another person said: "If you push harder, we will beat you first!"
"Bah! Traitor, traitor!"
…
"I..." Director Wu was stunned. He couldn't recover for a while. He looked at Yu Huifei and then himself. He gave up and turned around to run away.
Yu Huifei went up and kicked him to the ground, and then shouted: "Old man, call the police! This guy is driving drunk..."
At the same time, Yu Huifei kicked that guy in the face!
I couldn't help it, I couldn't help it when I saw this old guy Yu Huifei, and kept saying hello to him!
The old man picked up the phone again and called the police.
This time the report was made to the traffic police. The traffic police didn't know that the old man was unreliable, so they came over immediately.
There was no need to blow the tester, because as soon as Lao Wu saw the police, he immediately felt confident.
He knocked Yu Huifei over and yelled: "Who dares to touch me? I am the dean of the university department, I am rich, I am awesome!"
Before he finished speaking, the traffic police looked at each other and put him directly into the car.
Lao Wu was sitting in the car and yelling: "I'm awesome!"
The traffic policeman was so angry: "You dare to shout that to our law enforcement recorder, you are quite awesome."
Another traffic policeman came to Yu Huifei and asked: "Young man, you just forcibly detained him with good intentions, but you are involved in restricting personal freedom and causing personal injury. After all, you have no law enforcement power..."
At this time, the old man spoke: "What kind of law enforcement power do you have? That guy hit me with his car and beat me. This guy acted bravely, captured a black-hearted drunkard who wanted to run away, a traitorous driver, and bravely saved a hot-blooded old man in danger.
中. I think it’s not an exaggeration to send him a banner for his courageous actions, right?”
The old man talks nonsense when he opens his mouth. The point is, this old man looks serious when he talks nonsense, and it feels like the truth.
In order to convince the traffic police, the old man even ran to Director Wu's car and lay down in front of him, shouting: "It hit me right here. Watch carefully and record it. It would be better if he could be charged with attempted murder."
…”
The traffic policeman is also well-informed, so of course he doesn’t believe this old man’s nonsense.
However, the general content was understood clearly, and there was nothing difficult for Yu Huifei. He just asked him to try not to do it himself in the future.
Yu Huifei also honestly explained the cause and effect, including the video, to the traffic police.
After hearing this, the traffic policeman frowned and said, "The law enforcement recorder is on now. As an official, I can't say bad words. I just make eye contact. You know!"
Yu Huifei smiled...
The traffic policeman said: "Young man, you have a good heart, but when you encounter such dangerous people in the future, you should run away as much as possible and don't fight with them. After all, there is still danger. If you have no choice but to face life-threatening danger,
At this time, it is best to kill the enemy with one move..."
Kill the enemy with one move...
There was a sweat on Yu Huifei's forehead. Sure enough, the people's police serve the people and teach them good routines.
Watching the traffic police leave, Yu Huifei yawned and wanted to go back.
As a result, the old man laughed and said: "Why are we leaving? It's rare that we brothers killed a traitor together, why don't we have a drink together to celebrate?"
Yu Huifei couldn't sleep due to such a fuss, and this old man was also interesting, so let's just chat.
So Yu Huifei followed the old man back to the guard booth at the gate.
The old man brought out several bottles of Xiaolang wine, and Yu Huifei ordered some skewers, peanuts and other takeaways, and the two of them started to drink bragging.
The old man talked about his glorious record of fighting against a group of people when he was young. When Yu Huifei heard this, he thought to himself: "Oh, you are bragging to me, right?"
Then Yu Huifei said that he had fought against more than 20 people by himself and cut down ten streets in one go without even breathing heavily.
When the old man heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "I remembered wrongly. I killed more than thirty people at the time."
"Old man, when you reminded me, I also realized that I had remembered wrongly. I killed more than forty people at the beginning, who happened to be in the same class!" Yu Huifei did not show weakness.
Speaking of this, the old man suddenly fell silent and looked directly at Yu Huifei.
Yu Huifei didn't blush. It's not too bad. He said it calmly.
After a long time, the old man said: "Hey... you can do it, you can brag without blushing."
Yu Huifei handed over his hand: "Both and each other, the old man agreed."
"Haha... at the same time, one of the shameless people from the end of the world should go away!" The old man raised the bottle.
Yu Huifei laughed loudly and followed suit.
It didn't take long for both of them to be drunk. They were originally sitting across the table, but later, they were leaning on each other with their arms around each other, bragging and asking each other questions.
When will we unite the world?
Finally, the old man shouted: "You kid is throwing your temper, why don't we become sworn brothers!"