Yu Huifei didn’t know that the line was wrong, so he said, “I think it’s okay!”
Then Yu Huifei found a picture of Guan Gong on his mobile phone. The old man handed over three cigarettes, and the two of them worshiped the picture of Guan Gong on the phone, kowtowed and knelt down!
The old man first said: "I, Song Tiancheng, am willing to marry my little brother Yu Huifei today!"
Yu Huifei hurriedly said: "I, Yu Huifei, today am willing to become brothers with the old man next to me, Song Tiancheng!"
The old man said: "From now on, we will share blessings and hardships together!"
Yu Huifei also followed: "From now on, we will share blessings and hardships together!"
The old man continued: "I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
Yu Huifei opened his mouth and shouted: "I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want... eh?"
Yu Huifei was stunned and asked the old man: "How old are you today?"
The old man said: "I'm 72, how about you?"
Yu Huifei said: "21..."
The old man counted on his fingers. On average, I should be able to live a hundred years. If you mess with me, you can live a hundred years too.
Why did Yu Huifei find this so awkward?
But he didn't think much about it and nodded: "But I hope it's the same year, the same month and the same day..."
"Hey, what are you two doing?" Someone was passing by outside and asked when he opened the door.
Yu Huifei didn't finish what he said. The two of them leaned together, tilted their heads, stared and said in unison: "Brothers are sworn sworn brothers. Is there any problem?"
The other party looked at the furnishings in the room, then looked at the two of them, and suddenly became happy, waving his hands and saying: "You continue...ha!"
When the man left, Yu Huifei asked the old man: "What did you just say?"
The old man thought about it: "I've almost said it, only the last sentence is left. I am older, and I will be your eldest brother from now on!"
Yu Huifei said: "I am young, I will be your second brother from now on!"
After Yu Huifei finished speaking, he lowered his head and looked at his crotch. Why did he feel so awkward?
The old man said with great satisfaction: "With your size, you have not insulted the reputation of my second brother."
Yu Huifei's face suddenly turned dark...
Then the two of them boasted for a while and fell asleep leaning against each other.
As the sky dawned, the two woke up.
Yu Huifei rubbed his head. What happened last night was still vivid in his mind. Mainly because of the three cigarette butts in the ashtray in front of him and the portrait of Guan Gong on his mobile phone that reminded him.
Yu Huifei looked at the old man in front of him and couldn't laugh or cry for a while... But he asked himself that he was immortal, so he wasn't afraid of being in the same year and month.
I just don’t know if his lifespan can protect the old man and lead him to live forever...
The old man woke up, looked at the ashtray, then at his phone, and finally smiled casually: "Although it's a bit ridiculous, since I said those words to Guan Gong, we will be brothers from now on. Second brother, what do you think?"
Yu Huifei smiled bitterly and said: "How else to look at it, it all depends on what the elder brother says."
The old man smiled...
Yu Huifei looked at the old man and said, "Brother, it's almost dawn, why don't we have some breakfast together?"
The old man smiled: "Let's go, let's go, I know a shop that has been there for decades. Brother, I will take you to drink tofu nao. The taste is so delicious!"
Yu Huifei said: "Really? I'm also good at this."
"Are you a sweet person or a salty person?" the old man asked.
Yu Huifei said: "I am a party member."
"I, the sweet guy, and you salty guys are all monsters."
"You sweethearts are monsters and unreasonable!"
"Hey, you're still arguing with me, right? Believe it or not, I won't treat you to a drink of tofu nao."
"You're being cruel...but I still think the salty taste is delicious."
“Sweet and delicious!”
"Salty..."
"Sweet!"
…
An old man and a young man, bathed in the morning sun, disappeared into the street with their long shadows, and turned into a small alley.
In the alley, it was dimly lit, and someone was already standing at the door shouting.
A group of old men were walking through it, some were drinking tofu pudding, some were eating fried noodles, and there were also people talking about cross talk, singing Peking opera, and playing erhu. The alley was not big, but it was quite lively.
When Yu Huifei walked among them, he felt like he was walking in the 1960s and 1970s. The feeling was very unique and gave people a spiritual impact.
Although there are great differences in local culture between Northeast China and Beijing, the unique charm of that era is actually similar.
The two of them sat down, drank a bowl of tofu, listened to a cross talk in an alley, and then went to the park nearby to watch a group of old men playing birds and crickets, which was a lot of fun.
Yu Huifei muttered: "No wonder the rich kids in those days walked their dogs and played with the birds. These days...well, they are so lazy that people are too lazy to do anything else."
Mr. Song smiled. Seeing this, Yu Huifei asked him with a smile what he did before.
He laughed heartily: "I'm just a soldier working for the government, and I've been messing around until today."
He didn't elaborate, and Yu Huifei didn't bother to ask. To be able to get into the position of security guard in the community, this old man must be no better than his grandfather.
The two quarreled all morning, and finally Yu Huifei yawned and said goodbye.
After returning to the hotel, Yu Huifei fell asleep and it was already afternoon when he woke up.
After getting up, Yu Huifei realized that his cell phone was almost full of calls.
They were all beaten by Ke Li and Liu Zhuang. They had been here before, but Yu Huifei didn't answer the knock on the door.
The two were frightened and asked someone to open the door. They found that Yu Huifei was sleeping like a dead pig, so they did not disturb him.
There is a breakfast in the house, which is cold noodles. You can eat it anytime.
"These guys are so attentive." Yu Huifei muttered. After eating, he became bored again.
He took out his cell phone and looked through it, and to Yu Huifei's surprise, he found the news that Director Wu had been fired.
Seeing this, Yu Huifei smiled. Sure enough, if you do too much injustice, you will die. You deserve it!
At this time, Ke Li called and asked Yu Huifei to go to Wangfujing Snack Street.
Yu Huifei has been here, so he will definitely go around.
"Is this Wangfujing?" Yu Huifei looked at the street lined with tall buildings and asked with a strange look.
"Yes, this is Wangfujing." Liu Zhuang said.
Yu Huifei shook his head: "I thought this was Lao Men Lao Yuan, which smelled like Beijing. But it turned out that just like the entrance to our house, it was a pedestrian street with many high-rise buildings. How can this get better?"
"Have you arrived in the capital? Some places are not that good, but you have to see them. Otherwise, you will be a pity..." Ke Li said.
Yu Huifei thought about the same truth. At least when he went back in the future, when talking about Wangfujing, he could tell the outside world that there was nothing to see, it was just a commercial street.
There is a small road next to Wangfujing, which is quite lively. There are people standing at the door of Zhajiang Noodles singing Beijing accent and calling people in to eat.
There are also some specializing in selling trinkets with certain characteristics, but at first glance, those items look like Yiwu commodities and are worthless.
But here, the prices are not cheap...
Keli said: "Just take a look here, don't buy anything. They are all just to deceive foreign tourists... They are just a scam."
Wangfujing has roast duck and Goubuli steamed buns.
Yu Huifei has eaten roast duck, but Goubuli has not eaten steamed buns yet.
Keli bought a cage and handed it to Yu Huifei, who said, "Don't you want to eat it?"
Liu Zhuang said with a smile: "This thing is no longer the dog that ignored it back then. Now it has really done it. After eating it, the dogs don't want to talk to it anymore."
Yu Huifei tasted it. It was very oily and the taste was a bit strong. It was very fragrant after eating one, but he felt tired after eating two. If he ate too much, he felt like vomiting.
Ke Lidao: "The Goubuli back then was bought by a company. They only bought a brand, and the other things have long been discontinued..."
Liu Zhuang said: "Isn't it?"
Yu Huifei nodded, put down his buns and went for a walk.
The day passed like this.
The next day, Ke Li and Liu Zhuang took Yu Huifei to the Great Wall.
Standing on the Great Wall, even though there were people around him, the feeling was indeed different. A sense of national pride arose, and he always wanted to stand on the wall and roar.
After coming down from the mountain and exiting the Great Wall, Keli and Liu Zhuang went to the toilet.
Yu Huifei had nothing to do, so he just stood there and waited.
At this time, an older sister came over and said, "Little brother, are you going down the mountain?"
Yu Huifei nodded.
The eldest sister said: "Take my car, it's very cheap, sixty per person."
Yu Huifei was puzzled. There are still private workers in this scenic spot? At the same time, he asked: "Is it very far?"
The eldest sister pointed to the road going down the mountain and said: "Did you see it? Going down this road, you have to go around a big circle and cross the mountain to reach the place where you climbed the mountain. If you want to go down the mountain, you have to go there to gather, and then take the bus to go down together.
…
When you came, didn't you see the notice above, asking you to go back the way you came and not go forward?"
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment. He thought about it carefully. Someone really put a speaker there at the cable car location on the top of the mountain, but he didn't pay attention to what he was shouting.
At first, he thought it would make everyone tired, so he just paid for the cable car to go down.
Now that I think about it, maybe we should really let everyone go back the way they came.
Otherwise, it is unclear why there were so few people in the second half.
"You mean, if we don't take your car, we'll be in trouble?" Yu Huifei asked.
The eldest sister shook her head and said cheerfully: "It's okay if you don't take a car. I won't fool you. It's too far for you to go down the mountain from here. I suggest you go back the way you came and climb back from the Great Wall..."
When Yu Huifei heard this, his head suddenly got big: "We walked all the way here for more than two hours, and I'm going to climb back up the mountain?"
The Great Wall is not flat. Walking on flat ground for more than two hours is tiring.
What's more, this section of the Great Wall has ups and downs, and some places require the use of both hands and feet.
I walked all the way, feeling excited and wanting to see the scenery without feeling tired.
But when he thought of walking back, Yu Huifei's brows furrowed into the character "Sichuan".
At this time, another tourist came out, and the elder sister quickly stopped them and said the same words.
When several tourists heard this, they immediately complained: "I didn't see any warning signs along the way to let me go back. I still have to walk back. It's so tiring..."
ps: In order to prevent brainless trolls, let me explain. The following content is from my personal experience. Don’t tell me that it doesn’t exist!