Yu Huifei took a closer look. Good guy, the remaining four are also black.
Yu Huifei has always known that black people are very united. When something happens, they will help their relatives rather than help others. This habit is not good or bad, because it is also a sign of unity.
But at this moment, when we united to beat him, he suddenly felt that it was not good to be so united. After all, it was suspected of collectively committing suicide.
This is a dead end, and Yu Huifei and the others have nowhere to run.
One of the black men didn't know what he said, but six people rushed up with sticks.
Yu Huifei immediately lowered his head to find a brick. He always believed that no matter how hard his fist was, it was not as good as having a brick in his hand.
At the same time, Yu Huifei stood in front of Song Qing. Although he knew that Song Qing's force value was also high, no matter what, she was a girl and she had to take care of her.
At this moment, Qian Youdao picked up the bottle of wine in his hand and heard him snort coldly and exert force with his five fingers!
Click!
The wine bottle was crushed by him!
At this time, Yu Huifei also found the bricks, before he could take action.
Qian Youdao grabbed it casually, then slapped it with one hand, causing the brick to break!
Yu Huifei shouted: "I am Cao, this is my weapon!"
However, the next moment Yu Huifei saw that the black men who were rushing over saw these two scenes. Their eyes that were originally locked on the two people instantly wandered away and looked behind them. Then they raised their sticks and turned away from them.
I ran over, then as if I was really taking a walk, I circled around in the alley and ran out again. After a while, I disappeared without a trace.
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while.
Qian Youdao smiled and said: "I have heard people say that these guys look like lions on the grassland. In fact, they are antelopes on the grassland. Those who can't be beaten can run faster than anyone else. This is also considered a prairie.
Teach them the life-saving culture. After all, when you encounter an opponent you cannot beat, giving up and running away is the best way to survive."
When Yu Huifei thought about it, it seemed that this was indeed the case.
At first, I was a little disdainful of those black people who lacked courage, but after thinking about it, I can't blame them. After all, the culture they have been exposed to since childhood is like that. Under nature, they use all means to ensure their survival. This
There seems to be nothing wrong with it.
After the enemy ran away, the three of them were no longer anxious. They walked out slowly and called a driver to take the three of them to the hotel. They opened their rooms and went back to their respective rooms. It was time to go to sleep...
The next morning, Qian Youdao knocked on Yu Huifei's door early.
"What's wrong?" Yu Huifei asked, yawning.
Qian Youdao said: "That guy from Cheng Buli called me just now and said that the girl had called the police. She said that we beat her and she wanted to sue us..."
"Oh, what then?" Yu Huifei asked.
Qian Youdao smiled and said: "Then? It's useless what she said with white teeth. Everyone present said that she was drunk and drove all her friends away, and then she insisted on showing everyone the Iron Tou Kung Fu. One
When the wine bottle went up, he knocked himself out.
I also smashed a lot of wine in the store..."
Speaking of this, Qian Youdao couldn't help but laugh: "Cheng Buli's grandson blamed her for all the drinks everyone drank, saying it was her beauty that entertained the whole audience...
Now she is still there to settle accounts, and she will probably have to pay a lot of money."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately became happy and cursed: "Hey, that guy Cheng Buli is so unethical and shameless. How can he do this? Remember to remind him next time that our meal money is also counted.
Go in."
Hearing this, Qian Youdao smiled: "You are really... shameless."
Yu Huifei raised his head confidently, cupped his hands and said, "To each other!"
Song Qing also woke up at this time, and the two of them told her what had happened. The girl laughed so hard that she burst into tears: "Birds of a feather flock together. Are all the shameless people in the world drawn together by you?"
Yu Huifei also laughed. He really wanted to form a shameless army, but it was a pity that he didn't have enough manpower.
But if Yu Huifei thinks about it carefully, as far as his labor reform bureau is concerned, no one who comes here is really shameless. If it continues at this pace, it may be possible to achieve the achievements of the shameless army. Thinking of this, Yu Huifei
Fei also had a headache.
When there are more people, there are more mouths. If you eat, drink, and have sex every day, it’s all money!
Just when Yu Huifei was feeling worried, he heard someone talking on the phone while walking, saying: "Yes, there is a Spring Festival Marathon going on in Gulin.
Ha ha……
You can rest assured that it is absolutely international, standardized, fair, fair and open.
I heard that many foreigners have already signed up.
The rewards will definitely not be bad, the first place will receive 500,000 yuan, the second place will receive 300,000 yuan, and the third place will receive 100,000 yuan.
Choose between cash or card and get it issued on the spot!”
Seeing the man walking past, Yu Huifei narrowed his eyes...
"Are you tempted?" Qian Youdao still knew a little about Yu Huifei's financial situation.
Song Qing understood better that his second grandfather had been shamelessly poor for a long time.
Yu Huifei nodded...
Song Qingdao: "Do you want to get the first place's 500,000 yuan?"
Qian Youdao smiled and said: "It's a bit difficult to get the first place. According to that person, there are many international friends in this marathon. These people are definitely not just traveling here, they are all well prepared. Maybe it's just for
It’s a bonus...but we can still compete for third place, what do you think?”
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at them and said, "They are all adults. What are they thinking about?"
Qian Youdao smiled and said: "Yes, it is really difficult to get a ranking in this kind of competition. We haven't registered yet, so we are just dreaming here. It's not good."
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him and said: "I mean, we are all adults now, speak louder and be more courageous! Since when are you still doing multiple-choice questions? I want them all! One, two, three, I have both.
take!"
"What?" Song Qing and Qian Youdao both exclaimed.
Yu Huifei smiled and said, "Isn't it strange?"
Yu Huifei already had a plan in his mind. When it came to running, he didn't believe that those so-called athletes could outrun the black and white impermanence, the bull-headed horse-faced race, and the cowherd who had been running for eight hundred years!
But problems also arise.
Yu Huifei pulled Qian Youdao and Song Qing into the room and closed the door.
"What are you doing? It's so mysterious." Qian Youdao asked curiously.
Yu Huifei closed the curtains and then asked: "Brother, I know you have energy."
Qian Youdao immediately said: "I have the ability to guide you, but... if you ask me to cheat for you and take all three of you through the back door, there will definitely be no chance."
Yu Huifei said: "That's not it. My situation is a bit special. To be precise, my eldest cousin and younger cousin are in special situations."
"Brother Lang and Brother Black and White?" Qian Youdao immediately knew who Yu Huifei was talking about.
Yu Huifei nodded: "You have also seen that my relatives don't know much about the outside world. The reason is very simple. They all came from the mountains and valleys. They have not been to school for a few years since they were young, let alone
I've been out of the village and said they were savages, but that's pretty much the same thing. My two cousins are not very smart..."
Song Qingdao: "I said they look a bit strange. They often seem a little out of place when doing things. And they seem to be pretending to be black and white and impermanent..."
Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, I'm into the drama. Now they think they are black and white, and nothing I say is of any use. Otherwise, why would I open a Ghost Inn? Isn't it just to fit in with them and feed them?"
Hearing this, Qian Youdao and Song Qing looked at Yu Huifei with admiration. Although Yu Huifei felt a little embarrassed, but if he thought about it carefully, wasn't it because of those reform-through-labor prisoners that he was able to work at Guishen Inn?
Otherwise, he would have wandered around the world in a big city, found a rich and beautiful man, and reached the pinnacle of his life.
Therefore, Yu Huifei's expression was extremely calm and serious.
Qian Youdao and Song Qing looked at him with admiration again and said, "You are so thick-skinned!"
Yu Huifei's face finally turned red... The two of them admired his righteousness!
Qian Youdao: "Tell me what you need me to do."
Yu Huifei said directly: "They lost their ID cards a long time ago, and it's definitely too late to get a replacement now. In fact, I don't even know how to help them get a replacement. Their household registration books and everything else were lost on the way here. Now.
It's like being a gangster...
But to sign up to run a marathon, they must at least have an ID card and a health certificate or something, right?"
Qian Youdao thought for a while: "This is not difficult. I know where to get fake ones. It should be no problem to sign up and participate in the competition."
Yu Huifei said: "Then I'll be relieved..."
Song Qingdao: "Since we have caught up with the marathon, I will also sign up and run together."
Yu Huifei said: "Can you run down?"
Song Qing said: "Try it, you should be able to run down. I usually run five kilometers every day."
Yu Huifei looked at Qian Youdao, who said a little embarrassedly: "As you know, I... am a martial arts practitioner. I am pretty good at fisting and kicking. If I run away... what are you looking at? You are not showing contempt!"
Okay...
Can I sign up too?"
"Isn't that right? It's just running, and I won't kill you." Yu Huifei smiled.
Now that the discussion was settled, Qian Youdao contacted the organizer to find out where to sign up and what to pay attention to.
You wouldn’t know if you didn’t ask, but you’ll find out once you ask, Gu Lin has really spent a lot of money this time and plans to hold a real international competition.
So the prize money is not ambiguous, the top ten will all get money!
Except for the top three who get the big head, the remaining fourth to fifth place get 20,000 yuan each, and the sixth to tenth place get 10,000 yuan each!
Yu Huifei did the math, and if he won them all, the bonus alone would be 990,000!
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly turned red. He grabbed Qian Youdao's hand and asked: "Brother, I know you are very capable. Look...
How many dogs do we have at home? Can we sign up?"
Qian Youdao: "@#￥@%..."
There are only two days left before the last day to register!
Time is very tight, we must seize the time.
Yu Huifei rushed out of the hotel and ran home.
Song Qing did not follow this time, but took the initiative to stay in the ancient forest. Looking at Yu Huifei's back, she pursed her lips and said: "Idiot! If there is a Bodhisattva, I don't ask for it. I ask for a little novice monk... a pig!"
After returning, Yu Huifei directly called out Black and White Wuchang, Cowherd and the others.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing Yu Huifei's anxious look, everyone was also curious.
Niutou was the first to ask: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?"
Yu Huifei said: "Brothers, here's your chance to make money! You can earn 990,000 in total!"
Hearing the words, everyone's eyes lit up!
Once they get this money, they will not only be able to pay off most of their regular debts, but also have a surplus.
Enough for them to eat and drink for a while.
Niu Tou pounded his chest with both hands and said: "Stop being so pretentious, tell me which bank to rob!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him: "Get out of here and rob a stupid bank."
Then Yu Huifei told everyone in detail about the upcoming National Spring Festival Marathon in Gulin, and also told everyone that Qian Youdao was helping Bai Wuchang, Ksitigarbha and Niulang to apply for false certificates.
Niu Tou Ma Mian was anxious: "Even if the three of them can get the top three, wouldn't the ones behind them still not get it? Although the money is small, mosquito legs are still meat no matter how thin they are."
Roaring Sky Dog said: "That's right, by the way...Do you have a dog marathon here? I think I can come back first. If it doesn't work, I will run with you on two legs, Brother Dog, and I will finish tenth."
That’s fine.”
Yu Huifei smiled and scolded: "I have thought about everything you can think of, but others have said it won't work."
Roaring Sky Dog pouted and said: "You keep saying it's fair, but in the end it's not racial discrimination? You discriminate against us, the dog family, and despise you."
Yu Huifei was too lazy to talk to him...
At this time, Cui Jue said calmly: "Xiaoyu, if you run your skills and follow me, it should be no problem to get in the top ten. If you add me, we can get five places..."
Ma Mian said: "Then there are five more?"
Cui Jue shook his head and said: "We can't take any more. In fact, I think five is a bit too much.
Xiaoyu said that this is a conference, and if you get to the top, you will definitely be dazzling.
But have you considered it?
Are we really suitable for exposure?
What if someone digs deeper?
False evidence is ultimately false evidence and cannot withstand scrutiny."
Hearing this, Yu Huifei also had a headache.
At this moment, Qian Youdao called: "Brother, have the photos been taken? Send them to me. I don't need to get fake ones this time, just get real ones!"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "Brother Cao, are you so awesome? Can a gangster do it?"
Qian Youdao said: "Well...hey...how should I put it?
Anyway, it’s my friend who is awesome, not me.
As long as the person you provide is indeed of our Chinese ancestry and not an outsider, we can handle it. After all, a huge country cannot throw away its own brothers, right?"
Although Yu Huifei felt that this guy's words were a bit false, no matter what he said, it would be fine if he could do it.
Yu Huifei said: "Okay, you can get one for my uncle Cui Jue, cousin Black and White, eldest cousin, and little Ksitigarbha."
"Okay, you can send the photo." Qian Youdao shouted, patting his chest.
Yu Huifei immediately felt relieved. Unexpectedly, someone would give him a pillow when he fell asleep. The matter he was worrying about was solved at once. He was so happy!
After Yu Huifei told Cui Jue and others about the matter, the group of guys suddenly became extremely happy.