Chapter 97 A Pot Of Good Meat Will Be Unreasonable
Yu Huifei quickly took off his robe to use as a red cloth, and then took pictures one by one.
Yu Huifei also deliberately removed some of Hei Wuchang's horns, and then went to apply for an ID card for him.
Niu Tou and Ma Mian were very dissatisfied with this. They stood on the side and muttered: "He can do it, why doesn't he do it to us?"
Yu Huifei took two photos of them, then handed the phone over and said: "Come on, come on, you guys are awesome, come on! You don't even look at it, just your face, tell me, I can
How can you p! Come on, you are capable, you p!"
Hei Wuchang chuckled and said, "That's right, even if you shave off the hair on your face, you still don't look like a human being!"
The bull-headed horse looked at himself in the photo, feeling helpless.
Cui Jue said: "Okay, everyone, don't be too greedy. I have thought about it. We only want the second and third places, and the next three places."
"Where's the first 500,000, don't you want it?" Niu Tou was anxious.
Cui Jue nodded: "No, I just checked it on Xiaoyu's mobile phone. This is a real competition, and there are even internationally ranked masters participating. Once you get the first place, you will definitely be in the spotlight. Even so.
Now that we have an identity, it's very troublesome.
If reporters are attracted to Xiulin to stare at us or dig up our past, it will be even more troublesome."
Roaring Sky Dog squinted his eyes and said, "We've taken the second and third, isn't it troublesome?"
Cui Jue smiled and said: "Since ancient times, people only remember the number one, who remembers the number two?"
Roaring Sky Dog muttered: "That's not necessarily the case."
Cui Jue said: "Well, let me ask you, which mountain is the highest peak in the world?"
Yu Huifei said: "Mount Everest."
Cui Jue continued to ask: "Where is the second highest mountain?"
Yu Huifei was speechless, he really didn't know.
At this time, Bai Wuchang raised his hand and said: "K2."
Cui Jue rolled his eyes at him and signaled you to shut up. Bai Wuchang squatted down obediently. Cui Jue continued to ask: "Where is the third peak?"
Hei Wuchang raised his hand and said: "Kangchenjunga Peak, we have led people on the mountain!"
Cui Jue rubbed his brows and said, "Okay, shut up. The two of them are exceptions. Xiaoyu, just you, do you know who is second or third?"
Yu Huifei shook his head, he really didn't know.
Cui Jue said: "How much do you know about the second placers in the Olympic Games in previous years?"
Yu Huifei continued to shake his head.
Cui Jue said: "So, the second and third exposure rates are much lower."
Although everyone was reluctant after hearing this, they had to say that Cui Jue was very thoughtful.
"Since everyone has no objections, our goals are second place, third place, fourth place, fifth place and tenth place. Although the money is a little less, we will have a solid income." Cui Jue warned.
Everyone nodded.
All that's left is to send the photo to Qian Youdao.
On the other side, Qian Youdao smiled bitterly after receiving the photo: "That guy definitely doesn't know her granddaughter's energy."
"It's not my energy, it's my grandfather's friends who have this ability. Moreover, this is not a backdoor. The purpose of the census is to find out the unscrupulous households and enter the households that should be admitted. They are the ones who have been missed.
Now it's just made up. The really scary thing is those guys who are not on the household registration, that's the real trouble. If you commit an offense, you can't find anyone..." Song Qingdao.
That's right, it was not Qian Youdao who really helped Yu Huifei apply for documents, but Song Qing.
Not long after, there was news over there that he had already logged in.
The real ID card has not been issued yet, but the ID number and other information are available.
Qian Youdao immediately found his friend and applied for a few fake ones, so he would make do with them for the time being.
It was easy to get a health certificate, but his buddy simply sent me a few fake certificates.
The next day, Qian Youdao was delivered to Yu Huifei.
Yu Huifei looked at the brand new ID in his hand and sighed: "Grandma, I'm not all gangster anymore."
After handing out the ID cards, Hei Bai Wuchang and others took the photos of their IDs and went directly to the boss. Then they held the IDs one by one and looked over them while muttering: "Tsk... we can buy train tickets from now on."
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"You can also buy plane tickets and do whatever you want."
"Oh...it's good to look good, to be a waver...to be dark and swarthy..."
The next moment, a lifelong roar broke out in the backyard: "You have gone too far, look at the fork!"
Then there was a flurry of excitement.
The date of the marathon is Sunday next week, in order to be in good condition.
Yu Huifei, Bai Wuchang, Ksitigarbha, Niulang and Cui Jue would run 50 kilometers in the valley every day.
A normal marathon is a little more than 42 kilometers, but Yu Huifei was not sure what kind of mountain road to run. Based on the principle of running more and exercising more, they started training for a mountain marathon.
Naturally, Bai Wuchang runs every day, Ksitigarbha is a born freak, Cowherd has a body that lasts for 800 years, and Cui Jue is not a mortal. Although they are out of breath while running, in general they are not stressed at all!
When Yu Huifei arrived, he was really struggling. He was the one calling for training, but it turned out that he was also the one behind the crane.
He usually ran ten kilometers with a heavy load, and it was no problem to run twenty kilometers without the weight. But when he ran forty kilometers in one breath, he really felt like he was almost losing his legs!
This is because his physical quality has been improving in practice, and the purity of his soul has improved after drinking wasp water and various fruits.
If it had been before, Yu Huifei probably wouldn't have been able to run down.
Along the way, he was basically dragged by the Cowherd with a rope...
In this regard, Yu Huifei was basically desperate and felt that it was impossible for him to win the tenth place.
Seeing Yu Huifei's dejected look, Cui Jue smiled and said: "Xiaoyu, you have no chance of success. The technique I passed on to you, the Nine Cicada Sheaths, can transform nine times. Those nine times are huge leaps.
Metamorphosis.
However, daily practice can also slowly improve physical fitness.
Moreover, what you usually focus on practicing will be what you focus on improving when you transform.
Therefore, the direction of daily practice is also very important..."
Yu Huifei said: "A drop of water can penetrate a stone, I understand. But the problem is, I don't have time..."
Cowherd said: "Xiaoyu, why don't you quit. Anyway, it won't be short of your ten thousand yuan."
Yu Huifei felt uncomfortable hearing this. He was obviously the leader, okay? Why did it seem like he had become a burden?
Yu Huifei stood up and said: "I don't believe it. After all, I am also a director-level figure. How can I outrun you reform-through-labor prisoners?"
Roaring Sky Dog chuckled: "Which of your human bureau chiefs do you think can outrun a prisoner in the labor camp?"
Yu Huifei was speechless...
"Xiaoyu, do you really want to fight?" Cui Jue asked.
Yu Huifei nodded: "Fight, we must fight!"
Cui Jue nodded: "Transformation is a process, but you can also take shortcuts."
"How to get there?" Yu Huifei asked.
Cui Jue said: "It's very simple. There is a ten-fold chance of breaking through the physical limit; between life and death, there is a hundred-fold chance of breaking through! What are you doing?"
Yu Huifei looked at the others, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck it! There's no way I'm going to hold you back, aren't I just trying my best? Who is afraid of whom!"
"What a good little fish, don't worry, if you run away and die, we will dig a good hole for you and bury it!" everyone shouted in unison.
Yu Huifei: “mmp!”
The next moment, Yu Huifei was tied with a bunch of sandbags and was holding a rice bag in his hand.
Bai Wuchang stood behind him, holding a white mourning stick in his hand and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, don't blame me. You had to fight for it. Don't cry if it hurts after a while."
Yu Huifei gritted his teeth and said, "You can hit grandma's legs, but I will fight hard this time."
Bai Wuchang waved the stick in his hand and hit Yu Huifei on the buttocks: "Walk!"
"Oh... be gentle!" Yu Huifei jumped up after being slapped, and then ran away.
Bai Wuchang followed behind, running a few steps and holding a stick.
The beating made Yu Huifei wail repeatedly...
With Bai Wuchang behind him and the Cowherd dragging him in front, Yu Huifei finally succeeded in running to death with a heavy load...
That's right, Yu Huifei really ran himself to death.
The kind that is exhausted to death!
With a bull's head and a horse's face, black and white, the Cowherd and others came over to see Yu Huifei, who had died, foaming at the mouth, and his eyes rolled back, and they looked at each other: "I, Cao, am I a little cruel?
I said I would transform, but I didn't say I would transform into a ghost."
Cui Jue smiled and said: "It's okay, Wasp? Just show up when you come. Hurry up and put his soul back, you have to keep running."
"Brother Wasp, please let me rest for a while. Mmp, my soul is almost exhausted..." Yu Huifei wailed.
The hornet chuckled and said, "I'm sorry, brother, I'm doing it for your own good too!"
Then Yu Huifei was grabbed by the waistband of his pants and stuffed into his body.
The next moment...
"Huhu...you...huhu...animals...huhu..." Yu Huifei panted heavily and rolled his eyes in exhaustion.
"You're alive, get up now, and keep running while your recovery power is ten or twenty times faster than usual." Cui Jue said.
Yu Huifei said: "Old Cui, you said that overload will speed up my transformation. A narrow escape can accelerate my transformation ten times or a hundred times. How do I feel? I don't feel anything at all?"
Cui Jue said: "Well... although the probability has increased, the original probability is not high.
I made a rough calculation and found that the probability of breakthrough through overloaded cultivation is about one in a million;
The probability of a breakthrough in a narrow escape is about one in 100,000.
Although this probability is a bit small, you have to believe that if you die a few more times, you will succeed sooner or later.
come on!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes almost popped out of his head and he shouted: "One in a hundred thousand? Doesn't that mean I have to die from exhaustion a hundred thousand times?"
"Almost...but maybe, if you are lucky, you will succeed next time." After Cui Jue finished speaking, he said to Bai Wuchang: "Stop looking at it, just smoke it!"
That is to say, Bai Wuchang spent his whole life, picking up a stick and bringing it down with one blow!
Yu Huifei: "Oh! Be gentle!"
Then Yu Huifei continued to run...
Half an hour later, Yu Huifei died of exhaustion again.
The wasp appeared again and stuffed Yu Huifei back.
Ten minutes later, Yu Huifei hung up again.
The hornet looked at the time and said: "Forget it, I won't go back. I'll just keep an eye on you here, so I don't have to run back and forth. I'll be exhausted too."
Yu Huifei glanced at him: "Do you think I will die soon?"
Wasp shook her head.
Yu Huifei breathed a sigh of relief.
The hornet said: "With your broken body, I guess you will die faster than very fast."
Yu Huifei: “@#￥……”
Sure enough, because he ran the whole distance without giving Yu Huifei's physical body any time to rest, the physical body was always stuck at the physical limit and could not slow down.
Every time Yu Huifei was resurrected, although he could forcibly restore the torn muscles and dissolved muscle fibers in his physical body, he could not withstand the high-intensity training in the later period.
Basically, it’s a few minutes for a small session, and a ten-minute session for a large session. In the first case, you roll your eyes, and in the later period, you’re directly paralyzed by fatigue, muscles dissolve, bones break, etc…
The benefits are also very obvious. Every time Yu Huifei's muscles come back from the dead and recover, their strength will increase a little. The more times he does it, the more obvious the effect will be.
After a day of running, Yu Huifei couldn't remember how many times he died from exhaustion.
Anyway, when he was lying on the bed, he felt that he had no feeling in his whole body, as if his entire physical body had been paralyzed.
Cui Jue was not idle either. He used the money in Yu Huifei's card to buy some medicinal materials from the old Chinese medicine doctor in the village. When he came back, he made a large vat of boiling water, and then threw Yu Huifei into it.
"I, Cao... Lao Cui, do you want to eat human flesh?" Yu Huifei wailed.
Cui Jue was stunned for a moment, then slapped his forehead and said: "Sorry, I forgot, the water just turned on... Huh? Why don't you say anything?"
Roaring Sky Dog came over and said, "Old Cui, what are you cooking for? It's so delicious."
Cui Jue grinned, and then hurriedly went to find Yu Huifei...
As a result, I heard the wasp say: "Don't fish it out, he's dead. Do you want to stew it for a while longer, or should I stuff him back immediately?"
Cui Jue smiled dryly and said: "Um... well... let it stew for a while and put it back when it cools down."
"Okay." Huang Wong and Yu Huifei squatted beside the big bucket. Yu Huifei said angrily: "How much hatred is this, making me stew so delicious?"
Wasp: "@#￥......"
"Dead dog, don't lick it!" Yu Huifei saw Roaring Sky Dog lying next to the bucket, and he wanted to make a fuss about it.
Yu Huifei yelled quickly, and the hornet also shouted: "Damn dog, please be merciful."
Ouch...
A judge's pen was accurately inserted into the anus of Xiaotian Dog. Xiaotian Dog screamed, rubbed his buttocks and jumped up and shouted: "What are you doing? Can't I just smell it? Don't let the fat water go to other people's fields.
, it’s already cooked, why don’t you let the brothers smell it to satisfy their cravings? It’s not interesting enough.”
Yu Huifei really wants to slap this damn dog to death. Is there anyone who talks like that?
After the water cooled down a bit, Cui Jue said: "Okay, put it back."
"Okay!" The hornet stuffed Yu Huifei back.
But Yu Huifei was still shouting: "Wait a minute, test the water temperature before stuffing it!"
"Oh, I'm so scalded to death!" Yu Huifei almost jumped out of the bucket.
However, Cui Jue pressed him tightly inside: "The water is no longer hot. The main reason is that you are covered in burns. It's not hot, it's painful... Don't move around, otherwise the skin will peel off or the meat will fall off the bones."