The woman smiled charmingly and said: "What a handsome brother...ah!"
The Cowherd rushed over, grabbed the opponent's hair, swung it up, and slapped it on the ground.
The scene was just like the Hulk throwing Loki, throwing him left and right, and the sound of snapping made everyone's hair stand on end.
After more than a dozen blows, the Cowherd threw the woman aside as if throwing rags, then clapped his hands and said: "Done! If not, I will dig a hole and bury her to help you avoid future troubles!"
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At this moment, Yu Huifei was already confused!
He knew that Cowherd didn't have a good impression of women...but now he realized that it wasn't because he didn't have a good impression of women. He shouldn't have such a thing as a woman in his eyes, right?
When he strikes, he's even more fierce than hitting a man!
Yu Huifei now finally knows why the Queen Mother wanted to draw a line across the Milky Way. She was probably afraid that her daughter would be domestically abused.
Of course it's just a joke...
Yu Huifei stepped forward and patted Niu Lang's generous shoulder and said, "Brother Lang, thank you. Without you, I really don't know how to deal with this woman... She's so arrogant."
The Cowherd said no polite words and went to drink water.
Yu Huifei squatted down, looked at the bruised and swollen woman who was thrown, and said, "Hey, can we have a good chat now?"
The woman hummed and raised her head: "I want to touch up my makeup."
After washing his face and hair, Yu Huifei found a pair of old clothes and threw them to the woman.
It was a shirt and trousers.
The woman's clothes were slightly loose. She rolled up her sleeves to her forearms. I don't know whether it was intentional or she forgot to button her clothes. Anyway, the top two buttons were not buttoned. The white mountains and black ravines were so eye-catching.
There is always an urge to look in and find out.
Yu Huifei couldn't stand it anymore and pointed to the woman's buttons and said, "tie it, tie it, no one here is interested in you, be honest."
The woman curled her lips and glanced at the crowd around her.
Black and White Wuchang had a sneer on his face: "We are in the underworld and have seen so many female ghosts that we feel like vomiting. We are not interested in you."
The bull-headed horse-faced man chuckled: "In the eighteenth level of hell, the female ghosts who go into the oil pan and into the sea of fire are all naked. After seeing it too much, I don't feel anything."
The barking dog lay there sleeping, obviously it was a different species and he was not interested.
Ksitigarbha looked at her like a snake or a scorpion, and he hid behind her.
Old God Cui Jue is here, but there is no joy...
The Cowherd was gearing up, looking eager to try, and looked at her like she was looking at a sandbag!
The sight made her shudder.
Look at Yu Huifei again. Although this guy is trying hard to suppress his desire, it is obvious that he is the only normal person among all the people.
The woman fastened her buttons and sat across from Yu Huifei. Her body subconsciously twisted into an S-curve, enchanting and charming...
Yu Huifei raised his eyebrows: "I don't care who you are. When you come to my territory, you should be restrained. Don't be so arrogant. I don't welcome immoral women here."
The woman pouted and said: "Master Yu, you are a bit embarrassed. This is what people are born with, and every move is like this."
Yu Huifei sneered: "That's okay, I'll have someone help you. Brother Lang!"
The Cowherd's eyes lit up when he heard this!
When the woman saw it, she was so frightened that she quickly sat upright, upright, with a solemn face, as cold as ice, just like the goddess sitting upright in the hall, majestic and inviolable!
Yu Huifei suddenly became happy: "Hey...it seems that you can't restrain yourself."
The woman was speechless for a while, she really couldn't understand.
The man in front of her was obviously full of desire, and he was indeed very interested in her body, but why did he have to suppress it so hard? And how could he suppress it?
Yu Huifei said: "Stop talking nonsense and tell me who you really are."
The woman said: "Little God, Olympus, God of Harvest, God of Beauty, my name is Aphrodite."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then he patted the table and said, "Oh my God, no wonder you are so beautiful and so slutty! It turns out you are the God of Beauty..."
Yu Huifei was still impressed by the beauty.
Of course, Yu Huifei actually did some research on the myth of Olympus... The reason why he did this research was because he saw Venus when he was in college. Curious about what Venus was, he looked it up...
Then you won’t know if you don’t check it, and you will be confused once you check it.
The chaos on Mount Olympus seriously challenged Yu Huifei's understanding of morality, ethics, and ethics.
The messy relationship between the characters directly caused Yu Huifei to collapse.
If some of the movies in the island country are excessive enough, then if you put it on Mount Olympus, it would be like children's play house.
It's trivial for a son to sleep with his mother, a father to sleep with his daughter-in-law, to rape a woman on Tenjin Street, to enter another house when someone else is not at home, it's commonplace!
In fact, the entire Olympus pantheon can be seen as the story of a son having a relationship with his mother and then multiplying a group of gods.
The beautiful goddess Aphrodite in front of me is also an awesome person. It is said that part of her body fell into the sea and then transformed into this woman in the waves. Aphrodite was born as an adult and beautiful.
Unparalleled.
Later, she married Hephaestus, the god of fire and craftsmen, but this god of craftsmen was lame and extremely ugly.
He was obsessed with blacksmithing every day, so naturally he neglected his beautiful wife.
This is like the Olympus version of Wu Dalang...
As for Aphrodite, as a woman who jumped out of the waves, how could she not be a wave?
When her husband could not satisfy her, she began to hook up with other men.
Of course, more often than not, other men hook up with her.
Anyway, her pile of dry firewood would catch fire no matter who touched it, instantly branding Hephaestus's godhead with cuckold marks, helping him become the god of cuckolds.
She hooked up with Ares, the God of War, and had five children;
Then he had children with Hermes;
He also gave birth to Aeneas by the hero Anchises.
Anyway, just having sex with people all the way, having sex all the way...
Of course, this woman cannot be entirely blamed. After all, few of the gods on Mount Olympus are clean, and everyone has messy relationships.
Anyway, Yu Huifei still doesn’t understand what kind of system they have.
But Yu Huifei was still impressed by the woman in front of him, who was known as the Golden Lotus of Olympus.
Therefore, as soon as she said her name, Yu Huifei instantly understood why she was so wanton.
Seeing Yu Huifei in a daze, Aphrodite thought that Yu Huifei didn't hear her name clearly, and said with a smile: "Aphrodite's name means water.
If Mr. Director feels that it is not easy to call him, I will take Mr. Director’s Dongfang surname, and my surname will be Yu.
How about calling your full name Yu Chushui?"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he suddenly sweated like rain on his forehead...
Yu Chushui...
Yu, Izuku...
These words alone are fine, but why does he feel that these words are so wasteful when applied to this woman?
Then Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said, "Forget this name, I'll give you another one."
Aphrodite obviously also understood that Yu Huifei was the boss here and was deliberately trying to please her. She said with a smile on her face: "Okay... the name you chose will definitely sound nice."
Yu Huifei nodded and said: "Since your name means water, you should treat it like a water lotus here."
Aphrodite obviously knew something about Eastern culture. Her eyes lit up when she heard this idiom, and she muttered: "Hibiscus... is pretty good..."
Then Yu Huifei said: "Since it is Water Lotus, then you can call me Yu Dachui!"
puff!
Cui Jue, who had been pretending to be silent and drinking tea and playing with pens, squirted out a sip of water and glanced at Yu Huifei, as if to say: "You really know how to choose a name!"
Aphrodite was also confused. What she couldn't figure out was that there was a connection between this sledgehammer and the water hibiscus?
Yu Huifei said: "If everyone doesn't say anything, does that mean they agree? Okay, that's it. You will be called Yu Dachui from now on!"
Aphrodite's eyes were dizzy and she thought to herself, "Who did I meet?"
But Aphrodite didn't dare to refuse him face to face, because she found that Yu Huifei had been looking at the Cowherd beside him sideways, and he had a tendency to disagree with her and show off to the Cowherd.
Thinking about how ruthless this man was, he almost disfigured her.
Aphrodite could only endure her sadness and said against her will: "This... is such a good name, haha..."
Yu Huifei said: "Of course, don't look at who I study with every day. I am with the underworld judge... Hey, why are you going, Old Cui?"
"I don't know you, don't call me." Cui Jue waved and left.
Yu Huifei felt embarrassed for a while...
"Sledgehammer, why are you here?" Yu Huifei asked curiously.
Aphrodite had a calm face: "I had sex with that coward Ares in the temple, and then I was caught by my lame husband."
Yu Huifei was speechless...
Sure enough, this is a slut.
At the same time, Yu Huifei was thinking, if an enemy planted some terrible infectious virus on this woman, the gods of Mount Olympus would be extinct within a few days, right?
Seeing Yu Huifei's eyes, Aphrodite understood what Yu Huifei was thinking.
She curled her lips and didn't bother to explain anything.
Yu Huifei said: "Since you are here, I won't treat you badly. Our backyard is full, so you can live in the front yard... In addition, from today on, you will be our Guishen Inn..."
Yu Huifei was stuck, thinking about what words he should use to describe it.
Bai Wuchang added: "The top card."
Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, number one... oh... to your uncle! Bullshit number one, this is an inn, not a brothel!"
Bai Wuchang blushed and said, "Is there any difference? We have also stayed in five-star hotels, don't we also have small cards?"
Yu Huifei said: "What happened to the little card? You didn't even use the little card to talk to others... What's wrong with that? Stop talking nonsense and get out of here."
Bai Wuchang's face turned red and he quickly ran away.
Hei Wuchang and others came over one by one with eyes wide open: "Old Bai, don't leave? What did you say?"
Bai Wuchang walked faster, and a group of gossip men laughed and chased after him.
When they arrived at the front yard, Bai Wuchang asked Cui Jue: "Old Cui, isn't it bad for Xiaoyu to give such a bad name to our eldest girl?"
Cui Jue smiled and said: "This is where Xiaoyu is smart."
Hei Wuchang said: "Ignorant names can be called smart by random names? Then am I not extremely smart?"
Cui Jue shook his head: "That woman is a goddess of beauty, and her appearance really deserves her name. But the place where she lives is too chaotic... You have also seen her character. Such a peerless beauty who loves to seduce others, who can ordinary people
Can you withstand the temptation?
Xiaoyu is still young and full of energy. It is the time when he has unlimited yearning for love and the opposite sex.
At this time, let alone a stunning beauty, even if an ordinary girl chases after her, Xiaoyu will probably surrender easily.
So he gave Aphrodite a very shameful name.
Whenever we meet in the future, or what she wants to do, Xiaoyu only needs to think of the other person’s name to be at least half as soft!”
Black and White Wuchang imagined the scene, and a beautiful woman walked over very seductively. Yu Huifei shouted: "Sledgehammer...slow down..."
The picture instantly changed from being charming to falling apart...
The two nodded and said, "Sure enough, this name can cure toughness."
After everyone left, Yu Huifei looked at Aphrodite's clothes and said, "Look back and buy you some better clothes. You can't wear that one anymore, there's too little fabric."
Aphrodite was stunned, pointed at herself and said: "You buy me clothes? Do I wear too much?"
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Yes, is there a problem? Do you have money to buy clothes?"
Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei with a strange look on her face, and slowly came closer to Yu Huifei. With such a bending and exertion, the button on her chest suddenly burst open!
The deep ravines are visible at a glance!
Yu Huifei immediately called him Cowherd.
Aphrodite immediately smiled, turned around and sat down, then glanced at Yu Huifei charmingly and said: "You... are not the same as them."
After saying that, Aphrodite stood up, twisted the water snake's waist and walked out.
Although she was dressed in men's clothing, she still looked charming...
Yu Huifei couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Hey, hey, hey...how do you walk? Can't you stop flirting with people like that?"
Aphrodite looked back at Yu Huifei and said, "I'm curious, why don't you let me go like this? Wouldn't it look good if I walked like this, or wore less clothes?"
Aphrodite is indeed from a place of philosophy, and she gave Yu Huifei a very philosophical question with just one opening of her mouth.
Yu Huifei touched his chin, then shook his head and said, "How should I put it?
Men all want women to wear as little as possible, and I am no exception."
Aphrodite said: "Then I should wear less? Or not at all?"
Yu Huifei was not seduced this time, but looked at Aphrodite with a frown and said: "Why do you want to dress according to my will? Don't you know how to make your own choices? You are a
As an individual, you have all the rights to your own body. Why should you live according to the will of others?"