This time it was Aphrodite's turn to be in a daze. She looked at her body and gently stroked the perfect curves with her hands. Yu Huifei felt an urge to bleed when she saw it.
Then Aphrodite bloomed like a lotus in the ice pool. It was not beautiful, but she shook her head with a bit of desolation and desolation, and laughed at herself: "My own? Haha..."
Then Aphrodite turned around and left. When she went out, she waved her hand and said, "I'm waiting for you to buy me nice clothes..."
Then she put her hands on the back of her head and walked out very charmingly.
Yu Huifei had no choice but to let her go.
Anyway, Aphrodite's trouble is finally solved now.
Yu Huifei took a sip of water, looked at the time, and saw that it was almost time, so he went upstairs to sleep.
As a result, while Yu Huifei was asleep, he smelled a fragrance, which was light and had a hint of... floral fragrance.
Yu Huifei subconsciously moved closer to the pleasant aroma.
At this moment, Jizo exclaimed: "What is that?!"
Yu Huifei woke up suddenly, and Ksitigarbha turned on the light at the same time.
I saw a woman lying on Yu Huifei's bed, staring at him with big eyes, her expression was coy and she wanted to be picked by anyone.
The visitor was none other than Aphrodite!
Such a enchanting beauty, with such an appearance, even though Yu Huifei is a gentleman, he can't bear it now, and he really wants to just pounce on her. Anyway, it's voluntary, and it's not illegal to agree with each other.
of.
but……
Yu Huifei gritted his teeth and took a deep breath: "Sledgehammer!"
As soon as these two words came out, they were more useful than any other mantra, Buddhist teachings, or scriptures. In an instant, Yu Huifei was like a basin of ice water being poured from head to toe...
Then most of the anger was gone.
Especially when he mentioned these two words, Yu Huifei thought of that stupid Wang Dachui with a small nose and small eyes.
Just imagine, who would have thought that such a person would be interested?
When the fire went down, Yu Huifei smiled bitterly and said: "Sledgehammer, what are you doing? You stayed up in the middle of the night, why are you making trouble for me?"
Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei in surprise. This boy was obviously very horny just a moment ago. How come it subsided in the blink of an eye?
Aphrodite glanced at Yu Huifei's pants, frowned and said, "Is this the end?"
"It's done, sister! Go back to my room and sleep, and don't make any noise here. You'll scare Ksitigarbha..." Yu Huifei quickly lifted the quilt and chased them away.
As a result, Yu Huifei's nosebleed almost came out when he lifted the quilt.
This girl has definitely put on her layer of tulle again, and now the tulle is wrinkled, everything is looming, extremely alluring.
Yu Huifei quickly wrapped her in a quilt, then carried her out.
Along the way, Aphrodite laughed happily...
When Yu Huifei really threw her into the room, Aphrodite stopped laughing and looked at the little man in front of her curiously.
Yu Huifei said: "Why are you looking at me? Go to bed quickly!"
Aphrodite shook her head and said, "Do you dislike me so much?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said: "You're so disgusting... I'm telling you, don't always challenge my bottom line. Maybe one day I will kill you if I don't keep it!"
Aphrodite smiled: "Okay, do me now."
Yu Huifei was completely speechless and said angrily: "You are also a goddess after all. Can you be a bit like a goddess?"
Aphrodite was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Oh... do you like the goddess style? Is that so?"
After saying that, Aphrodite's temperament instantly changed. She was cold, majestic and solemn. She sat up and said: "Do you like the sentiment of violating the goddess? Find me a suit of armor. I can pretend better than Athena.
It’s still sacred.”
Yu Huifei's heart was filled with thoughts of hundreds of thousands of dollars running wildly, and he really couldn't bear it any longer. He was just a little virgin, and he hadn't played the ordinary game yet. How could he stand the temptation of such a top-notch goddess uniform?
Fortunately, Yu Huifei's bottom line was very clear. With the words "Sledgehammer" in his mouth and the man with squinting eyes in his mind, he suppressed all the evil thoughts in his heart.
Yu Huifei took a deep breath and said, "Can't you sleep? If you don't want to sleep, there are buckets and rags outside. Go clean the cemetery for me."
Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei in confusion, and she was also a little angry: "What exactly do you want from me?"
Yu Huifei was about to collapse: "Sister, what do you want me to do? You do a good labor camp, and I will provide you with good food. Can't we all get together and have a good time? Does it have to be like this?"
Aphrodite asked suspiciously, "You...really don't want to have a relationship with me?"
Yu Huifei said: "As a man, there is nothing I don't want to do. But between being impulsive and rational, I choose rationality.
This is respect for myself and respect for you...
I can see that although you try hard to have something happen with me.
But you don’t like this, you even hate it, right?”
Aphrodite felt as if she had been struck by lightning, her body trembling slightly, and then she turned around in a panic like a little girl who had discovered a little secret: "Nonsense, I'm tired today, let's go to bed first..."
Seeing this, Yu Huifei breathed a sigh of relief. He turned off the light and was about to go out. Suddenly he looked back and looked at the big eyes lying on the kang, saying: "This is not Olympus, sleep peacefully."
Yu Huifei is gone...
Aphrodite, however, couldn't sleep. She blinked her big eyes all night and didn't know what she was thinking.
The next morning…
Yu Huifei got up with exclamations of surprise.
He immediately jumped out of the quilt and distanced himself. He thought Aphrodite was attacking again...
It turned out that there was no one under the quilt, and I was relieved.
Then I heard a burst of exclamations from the front yard.
Yu Huifei quickly got up, put on his clothes and ran outside.
When he arrived at the front yard, Yu Huifei saw everyone in the kitchen.
Entering the kitchen, Yu Huifei saw Aphrodite standing on one side with an innocent, pitiful and frightened face. On the other side, there was something black in the big iron pot on the stove. He didn't know what it was.
Anyway, a burnt smell filled the air. Black smoke billowed...
Yu Huifei said: "What...what is going on?"
Niutou said: "This... this woman stirred up the pot herself, and then that's it. Don't ask me what she did, I can't tell anyway."
Ma Mian said: "Whatever this is, I don't dare to eat it."
Black and white Wuchang said in unison: "We are only worried about whether this pot can still be used."
Yu Huifei looked at the black pot, sighed and said, "Brush it, and it should still be usable."
"I'll clean it!" Aphrodite immediately raised her hand, then picked up the steel ball on the side and went to clean it...
Yu Huifei looked at her clumsy look, shook his head and said: "Okay, I'll do it. Brother Lang, make some breakfast. After eating, let's go to the city and buy a bed and a car."
"Okay!" Cowherd nodded.
Fortunately, Aphrodite didn't know how to use a gas tank, let alone a rice cooker. Otherwise, Yu Huifei estimated that all his wealth would be wiped out by her.
Seeing Yu Huifei cleaning the pot, Aphrodite had a look of panic on her face. Yu Huifei glanced at her and her body was trembling.
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said, "What are you afraid of? You weren't so afraid when you first came here."
Aphrodite said with a cry: "When I came here, I didn't expect that I would be thrown to the ground like a sack."
After saying that, she glanced at Cowherd bitterly.
The Cowherd, on the other hand, had no idea of pity for the flower and cherished the jade, and directly glared at her, so frightened that Aphrodite lowered her head and did not dare to say a word.
Yu Huifei said: "The problem is, when you came here you were unruly and challenged the rules here, so I beat you up. Now you just kindly want to make breakfast for everyone, but it's just bad. No one will blame you."
So, you don’t have to worry..."
Aphrodite said in shock: "No, I got into such a big trouble, am I okay?"
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "This is such a big deal. Okay, don't worry. The pot can still be used... Just treat it as paying tuition this time, and you will have a better memory when cooking in the future."
Aphrodite smiled and nodded, but her eyes were full of confusion...
Breakfast is very simple, rice porridge and pickles.
Now that the family has money, each person has one more egg.
After eating and drinking, Yu Huifei set off with the Cowherd and Bai Wuchang.
Cui Jue and others stayed behind to look after the house.
After leaving home, Yu Huifei felt nothing at first, but after walking less than two hundred meters, he felt something was wrong.
Let’s not talk about others. First of all, Aphrodite, a goddess who has never been to the East or modern times, saw everything in front of her, and everything was novel!
When she saw other people's electric lanterns, she wanted to touch them...
Seeing the neon light at the door of his house, she pulled Yu Huifei and asked, "Is that made of rainbows?"
When she saw others playing with their mobile phones, she walked over and said to Yu Huifei in a somewhat mysterious tone: "That wizard imprisoned a soul in the mobile phone..."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, then changed the subject and said: "Sledgehammer, let me ask you, why did Olympus send you here? Don't you have your own labor reform bureau?"
Aphrodite looked a little panicked and shook her head: "No...and it was Hera who sent me here. She said she wanted me to come here and experience the exotic culture."
Yu Huifei just laughed. He knew that Hera was an extremely jealous woman. He seriously suspected that Hera took the opportunity to drive away beauties like Aphrodite. After all, she had done similar things.
.And Zeus’s bad old man really doesn’t make people worry.
Thinking of Hera, Yu Huifei thought of the Queen Mother and Chang'e. If Chang'e was really the one who was jealous and demoted by the Queen Mother in the legend, then...
Yu Huifei silently put the Emperor's family on the blacklist in his heart.
Yu Huifei finally appeased Aphrodite, and the villagers over there began to take action again.
One by one they came out of their homes and kept looking around.
I took pictures with my cell phone and started talking about it.
There is no way. First, many of these people have never been abroad in their lives. Even young people rarely see foreigners, especially foreign goddesses among foreign women!
Suddenly, the man's eyes were straightened, and the woman was envious and jealous.
Then the farce started. The men were watching, and the women started twisting their ears, scolding, and many even started beating them.
Yu Huifei knew that if things continued like this, the village chief would have to talk to him.
Yu Huifei rushed to the health center and bought a mask and put it on Aphrodite.
Fortunately, the villagers were just curious and didn't do much.
Everyone got in the car quietly and when they arrived in the city, Yu Huifei became even more depressed.
It’s still an old question. Aphrodite is like a curious baby. Along the way, she always asks questions about everything she sees. What is this?
What is that?
Yu Huifei asked a lot of questions, and finally gave Aphrodite directly to the Cowherd.
Yu Huifei said: "Brother Lang, explain it to her."
The Cowherd glanced at Aphrodite and said, "What's the explanation? Do you know anything about technology? If you don't understand, don't ask. If you ask too many questions, you won't understand. If you're curious, don't read too much. If you read too much, it will appear that you are...
Country bumpkins are easily despised."
Aphrodite asked reluctantly: "If you are not afraid of being looked down upon, can you ask?"
The Cowherd grinned and waved his fist: "Are you afraid of getting beaten?"
Aphrodite immediately became honest.
Hearing this, Yu Huifei almost laughed. Sure enough, one thing brings down another.
At the same time, Yu Huifei also felt that Cowherd was worthy of his grandson. When he first entered the city, he was not as good as Aphrodite.
I met a few hooligans on the bus. Their eyes never left Aphrodite's chest, they muttered and smiled extremely lewdly.
Yu Huifei snorted coldly, and several gangsters glanced at him, not caring about anything at all.
Then the Cowherd glanced at them, and the gangsters were so frightened that they got off the bus without knowing whether they had arrived at the station.
Although other people are not as direct as the gangster, they will look at it more or less.
In desperation, Yu Huifei had no choice but to give up taking the bus and take a taxi to the clothing city.
Although Yu Huifei is rich, he knows very well that his little money cannot allow him to spend freely.
Therefore, even if he was buying clothes for the goddess, he would try his best to buy them as cheaply as possible.
Tuchengzi Clothing City is a wholesale market in Gulin. Everything is sold here.
But one thing is very consistent, that is, there are basically no genuine products, but the price will definitely save your wallet.
Yu Huifei originally planned to buy a skirt for Aphrodite, but this woman has her own aesthetics. He picked a yellow T-shirt with Pikachu printed on the front.
Yu Huifei said: "This...forget it? This kind of two-dimensional plan looks fine on here, but it won't look good when you put it on."
But Aphrodite wanted it, so Yu Huifei had to spend twenty yuan to buy it for her.
Aphrodite happily went to the dressing room to change clothes.
Then……
Yu Huifei, Niulang, Bai Wuchang, and the store owner were all stunned!
Yu Huifei said: "Oh my God, I thought it was a 2D flat product, but it turned out that when I put it on, it turned out to be a 3D product!"