The so-called people who make trouble in the wedding are basically bull-headed and horse-faced, black and white, and Cui Jue, who was dragged here by force and still wanted to pretend to be his duty.
In addition, Chakravartin King Yishui also seems to be very interested. He has already come over on a white rabbit, his big eyes full of excitement.
As for King Yama, it would be difficult for them to participate in such activities...
The people participating in the event on Mount Olympus were Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus and a fat man. This fat man wore gold and silver, had a mustache, and raised his head. He looked like a listed company.
Like a boss.
Apollo said: "This is Hermes, the god of eloquence."
When Niutou heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "Bear feces have also become sperms? How could a bear pull such a big thing out?"
When Apollo heard this, he felt embarrassed.
When Hermes arrived, he shook his head and smiled nonchalantly: "A few of you misunderstood. It may be a translation problem, but it doesn't matter. You can call me another identity...
Let me introduce myself, I am the envoy Hermes."
As soon as these words came out, Niutou and Ma faced each other and looked at each other, and then the two of them grinned.
Hermes looked puzzled...
Hei Wuchang muttered: "Bear poop, divine poop, bear poop is equal to divine poop, there's no difference, isn't it?"
Hermes was stunned for a moment, then stood there stunned.
Apollo and others beside him couldn't help it and laughed on the spot.
Yu Huifei quickly kicked them and said, "Stop talking nonsense, I'm not the bear you said!"
The bull-headed barbarian asked: "Which bear does that belong to?"
"Get lost, it's not a bear! He is an angel..."
Ma Mian said: "You have confused me. Is it a bear's or a god's?"
Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Eloquence is justification, the eloquence of explanation."
Then Yu Huifei saw the bull's head, horse's face, black and white, and Wuchang looked at each other, laughed, and nodded collectively: "Oh... that's the one."
Yu Huifei directly kicked him: "Why did you drink so much? Everyone drank and became a fool."
Then Yu Huifei said to Hermes: "Brother, don't get me wrong, they drank too much."
Hermes smiled bitterly and said: "It's okay... How about we go to the bridal chamber first? I also want to see how you in the East do the bridal chamber."
Yu Huifei waved his hand and said: "Brothers, let's go!"
Apollo led the way, and everyone soon arrived at the home of Herstos and Aphrodite. At this moment, their home was covered with white hangings, and white silk was floating randomly...
Several people stood at the door. Hermes, Apollo and others felt nothing.
But Yu Huifei always feels eerie...
I knew it was a wedding room, but I didn't know it and thought it was a mourning hall.
At this moment, Artemis took a step forward, raised her slender legs, and kicked towards the door!
Yu Huifei's reaction was also quick. At that moment, he pounced, hugged the thigh, and shouted: "Sister, what are you doing?"
Artemis frowned and looked at Yu Huifei and said: "Didn't you say that the reason for the wedding was to prevent them from stopping? If I kick open the door and blow up their house, they will definitely not stop."
While she was talking, Artemis had already taken out her bow and arrows, and was about to kill her.
Yu Huifei quickly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't... If you make a fuss about the wedding, why don't you become a demolition team? Make a fuss, make a fuss? Do you understand? Make a fuss!"
Artemis frowned and looked at Yu Huifei and said, "Let go, it's itchy..."
Only then did Yu Huifei realize that he was still holding his thigh!
Although Artemis was wearing a cloak, she had already said that although the people in Greece lived very luxuriously in eating, drinking, and eating, either with gold or silver, or eating delicious food, they were still very frugal in terms of clothing...
Many gods just wear a white cloth strip, or a white cloth strip is wrapped around them.
Yu Huifei even suspected that this was a deliberate act by the old gangster Zeus, who created a culture of wearing less clothes.
Because Yu Huifei had dreamed about having his own world when he was a child, and then implemented the no-clothes policy. Unfortunately, he never had the chance to implement it.
Therefore, even though Artemis is an alternative and habitually walks in the dark wearing a cloak, she does not wear trousers on her lower body.
The long legs Yu Huifei held in his arms were as white as mutton-fat jade!
It's cold to the touch, extremely smooth, and feels great in the hand!
Yu Huifei quickly let go and coughed awkwardly: "Uh, these big white legs... cough, white thighs... cough, um, where did you buy this bow?"
When Niutou and the others heard this, they couldn't help bursting into laughter.
Ma Mian said: "If you can't bear it, just don't let it go."
Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang nodded at the same time: "That's right... you are shameless anyway."
Yu Huifei glared at them fiercely, and then glanced at Apollo guiltily. After all, if he needed to be responsible for this hug, this would be his uncle.
The point is that Artemis may not understand what this hug means...but Apollo does!
Sure enough, Apollo stepped forward and pulled Artemis away and said: "Stay away from this pervert..."
Then Apollo was like a doorpost and began to guard Yu Huifei tightly.
Yu Huifei wanted to cry but had no tears. What had he done? He didn't mean it... But having said that, those legs were so comfortable to hold...
Yu Huifei shamelessly changed the subject and said: "Uncle... Big pineapple, please watch your sister. It's really explosive. Herstos will definitely fight for your life."
Apollo glared at Yu Huifei and lowered his voice: "Don't bully my sister for not having emotional intelligence. Just stay away from her. I don't want my sister to marry a loser in the future..."
Yu Huifei glared back unconvinced: "Trash? After all, I am also a person who has been reformed through labor by the Jade Emperor. Are you telling me that I am a trash?"
Apollo snorted: "Your strength is like a scumbag..."
Yu Huifei said unconvinced: "Don't say that. If you say that again, I will get angry."
"What can you do if you are angry? You can't beat me." Apollo said.
Yu Huifei was speechless for a moment, he really couldn't do Apollo.
But who is this guy?
When have you ever suffered such a loss?
So Yu Huifei whispered: "Don't force me, force me, and I will go pick up your sister."
"How dare you?" Apollo glared.
Yu Huifei raised his eyebrows and said, "I dare to scold Hera, what do you think?"
Apollo was speechless for a while: "I won't give you a chance."
"Okay, brother-in-law, nothing you say is of any use. Anyway, I touched my leg... I should be responsible for all reasons and circumstances, otherwise..."
"Why don't you sister! Stop this matter right here. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll throw you up into the sun and feel what fire is like." Apollo had already begun to threaten.
Yu Huifei was not afraid: "You dare to kidnap the God of Heaven? Believe it or not, my brother will wipe out your sun star in seconds?"
Apollo was about to get angry immediately, and Yu Huifei said hey: "Don't be angry... I'm just telling you a fact, I'm really not a scumbag."
Apollo snorted and did not answer the question. He was really afraid that this shameless thing would tease his sister.
After all, her sister doesn't seem to be particularly disgusted with this guy...
This is what worries him most.
You know, there is no one in the entire Mount Olympus that Artemis can even look at.
Yu Huifei patted Apollo on the shoulder and said: "Okay, don't think so much, let's have a wedding. Otherwise, I'm afraid they will all be finished..."
Apollo nodded.
Dionysus, the god of wine, burped and said, "What's the fuss about?"
At this moment, Yu Huifei glanced at Yi Shui and saw the girl pulling out a round, red thing from her arms.
Yu Huifei took a closer look and said in shock: "Firecrackers?"
Yishui chuckled and said: "Yes, come in later, you lift the quilt, and I will sift through the firecrackers. If I cover them, they will fly away."
When Yu Huifei thought about that scene, there were black lines on his forehead. This little girl was so cruel!
But...he likes it!
A group of people laughed, then opened the door, and Bird went in quietly.
In the room, Herstos said nervously: "Honey, haven't you washed it yet?"
"It's almost... don't worry." Aphrodite's voice came along with the sound of water flowing.
Everyone looked at each other and saw the meaning in each other's eyes.
Then he smiled...
The next moment, the door was pushed open, and a group of people rushed in, shouting: "Come on!"
boom!
There was a loud noise, the window exploded, and a group of people flew out like cannonballs and landed in the woods in the distance.
Aphrodite's exclamation came from the room: "What's wrong?"
Herstos said very seriously: "It seems that the remnants of Hera want to take revenge on us... But don't worry, I beat them away. Hey... why do these shoes look so much like Brother Yu's?"
At this time, a figure descended from the sky. It was Artemis. She said calmly: "That's theirs. They said they couldn't use magical powers when they came to the bridal chamber. But, you seem to have used..."
Herstos was stunned: "What is a wedding ceremony?"
…
In the distance, in the woods, Dionysus hangs upside down on the tree, Roaring Dog lies on the ground, and Hei Wuchang smashes into the pit...
Water poured into a pit, and when she was about to start working, a big white rabbit fell down and hit her deeper.
Apollo and Yu Huifei stuck their butts out on the ground. When Apollo pulled them out from the soil, they found that Yu Huifei was dead! Soul was squatting next to him and cursing: "Damn, it's just a wedding.
, as for what? Are you going to use bigger tricks?"
Yu Huifei became more and more angry as he thought about it...
Apollo next to him smiled: "Hey, why don't you pull this body out?"
Yu Huifei said: "Why are you asking me? I only have one soul and I can't pull it out. Please help me..."
Apollo casually pulled out Yu Huifei's body.
After Yu Huifei got in, he moved his body...
At this time, Ma Mian came over and asked: "Who brought the barbecue? It's quite delicious..."
Hearing this, Yu Huifei roared: "Would you like to sprinkle some more chili powder and cumin on you?"
Ma Mian looked at Yu Huifei's almost ripe body and immediately smiled: "No, just add some salt."
Yu Huifei: "#￥..."
When a group of people came back, Herstos looked at a group of angry guys, coughed dryly and said: "Well, brothers, I didn't know you were going to have a wedding, I thought it was an enemy attack... How about it's serious...
…”
"I respect your brother-in-law! Come on!" Yu Huifei was the first to yell.
A group of people rushed up with a roar, pushed Herstos to the ground, beat him, kicked him...
Yishui was the last one to go up. He saw this little girl standing under Herstos, stepping on Herstos's feet with one foot, pulling open Herstos's pants with one hand, and directly pulling a
Firecrackers were hung and stuffed inside.
The rabbit came over, spit out a match, and lit the fire, just like lighting a cigarette for an old man, and lit the firecracker fuse.
The next moment...
The crackling sound continued, and the little girl threw in another bundle of two kicks while laughing wildly!
Just listen to whoosh—pop~!
Whoosh—pop!
The loud sound of the two kicks is endless.
Herstos on the ground covered his crotch and screamed as he climbed up. A group of guys held him down and roared: "Damn, we are just here to have a wedding, and you are grilling us? Brothers, what evil methods are there?
Use them all!”
Dionysus, the god of wine, said: "Get out of the way and give him a drink! Don't stop until he's drunk!"
Then a bunch of guys really started pliing Herstos with alcohol...
That night, there was no silence on Mount Olympus.
The entire mountain echoed with Aphrodite's angry roar: "Yu Huifei, you... you are still a human being! On my wedding night, you just... you just gave me a dead pig? Are you planning to let me have a dead pig?"
Can I sit on it myself?"
At this moment, Yu Huifei and others had already disappeared.
Listening to the sound echoing on the mountain, a group of guys hid behind a temple in the back mountain and laughed.
That night, a few bastards were lying on the top of the hill, drinking wine and chatting while looking at the starry sky. They were not lonely at all.
Artemis also attended a gathering of so many people for the first time in history. Although she didn't speak much, she already made Apollo very satisfied. He murmured: "According to this progress, at most five million years, sister
I will definitely get married."
Yu Huifei whispered: "Brother-in-law, lower your standards. I promise, I will take her home tomorrow in less than five hundred years. You will be an uncle next year!"
"Get out!" Apollo scolded directly.
Yu Huifei smiled and didn't get angry. He just liked to see Apollo angry, because when this guy got angry, his hair would catch fire, and he felt particularly accomplished when he looked at it...
Besides teasing Apollo, Yu Huifei likes to hang out with Hermes the most.
After Hermes drank and became dizzy, Yu Huifei whispered something.
Hermes said helplessly: "Brother, first of all, I am just the envoy of this world, the god of eloquence, the god of commerce and travel. In fact, I am not a pure god of wealth.
Secondly, you are the righteous god in heaven. If you want to get rich, I can’t control you...
You have a God of Wealth over there, go find him.
Besides, you...you are in that big world of mortals.