Yu Huifei said: "Don't say it's useless. You don't need to make me rich. You can just give me some gold or something."
After thinking about it, Hermes actually took out a fist-sized piece of gold from his pocket and handed it to Yu Huifei, saying: "This is fine, but it's not worth much money."
Yu Huifei looked at such a big piece of gold and almost drooled. After weighing it in his hand, he found that this thing weighed three or four kilograms!
Yu Huifei quickly put it away: "Thank you, brother!"
Hermes said a little embarrassedly: "I'm embarrassed about such a small thing."
After saying that, he took out another bead from his arms, stuffed it into Yu Huifei's hand and said, "This is the Night Pearl."
Yu Huifei's eyes almost popped out of his head when he looked at this night-bright pearl, which was the size of an egg.
He knew that he was really going to get rich this time!
Yu Huifei hugged Hermes and kissed her hard: "Brother, don't say anything anymore. If you feel like it's not fun here anymore, go to my place and I'll make sure you feel at home. You're like an emperor or a little swan."
One-stop service, we guarantee that hair washing, foot washing, sauna, and massage are all arranged clearly for you.”
After thinking for a while, Hermes shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't want to go to jail."
Yu Huifei had gold in his left hand and a night pearl in his right. He felt so happy. He had been drinking with Hermes all night.
The next day, at dawn, Yu Huifei found that he was lying on his bed at home.
My head hurts a little.
Yu Huifei rubbed his brows and opened the window. Sparrows were chirping outside, and the sky was blue with white clouds. It was very peaceful and peaceful.
Yu Huifei muttered: "Isn't this a dream?"
At this moment, Niu Tou from downstairs said: "Xiaoyu, are you awake?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Brother Niu, last night?"
Niutou said: "You and Hermes drank too much yesterday, and the drunk one...hehe."
The bullhead laughed evilly.
Yu Huifei said: "Why are you laughing?"
Niutou said, "I'll tell you when you come down later."
Yu Huifei nodded, but he did not rush downstairs. Instead, he turned around and rummaged around on the bed. He searched every corner and muttered: "Cao... where is my gold? Where is my night pearl?"
When he couldn't find it, Yu Huifei became even more anxious.
After rushing downstairs, Yu Huifei found Niu Tou.
Niutou took Yu Huifei's mobile phone and opened a video.
In the video, I saw Yu Huifei drunkenly staggering around and jumping up and down with Hermes. The two guys looked like they were possessed by evil spirits. I don't know what song they were singing, but it was a mess anyway.
The screen turned, Yu Huifei pulled Apollo and said: "Brother, uncle! Brother, don't say anything. If you really find it difficult to let go, remember to come to me at any time?"
Apollo rolled his eyes and said, "Get out!"
Yu Huifei's face turned red. He thought he drank too much and the wine was not bad, but he didn't expect him to be so virtuous.
I watched several videos in a row, but nothing happened.
But when he saw him hooking Artemis' shoulders, pointing at the stars in the sky and shouting: "Sister, let me tell you, what is love?
Love is something, no matter what type of person you are, I still like you!
Willing to work together for you,
One to one, for life, holding the hand of the child and growing old together.
This... is his love!"
Yishui on the side also shouted: "Yes! That's right, this is T meow's helplessness! Drink!"
Then Yi Shui poured a jar of wine into the big white rabbit. The big white rabbit turned around three times and then lay there and stopped moving...
Yu Huifei only felt funny for a while.
But the next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because when he saw it, he took out a piece of gold and a luminous pearl and handed them to Artemis and said: "Sister, you need money to fall in love. Brother, I don't have much money. These are to help you fall in love. If you like it,
Who, pick him up! Don’t be a coward...
At worst, it's not suitable, so just let it go.
There are thousands of men in the world, but there is always one for you."
Then Yu Huifei turned around and walked away...
Behind her, Artemis stood there, her eyes straight...
Judging from the phone, Yu Huifei looked proud, as if he thought Artemis was shocked by his huge sum of money.
But Yu Huifei saw that Hermes next to him had begun to bang his head against the wall, muttering: "It's so embarrassing... How can I get such a small amount of money..."
Yu Huifei no longer considered the issue of shame or shame. Thousands of words in his mind turned into one sentence: "Is my money just gone?"
Niutou nodded and said: "Yes, that's all. We couldn't stop you at that time, so we asked you to go back and ask for it, but you ended up sleeping like a dead dog."
Yu Huifei looked up at the sky and wailed: "My money!"
At this time Cui Jue came down from upstairs and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, stop howling. I'll tell you a trick to get rich..."
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Cui Jue whispered: "I see that dead dog, he took off the collar from Cupid's neck. The gems on it are good, and the price must be high... The child is probably still crying now."
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment. His mind flashed back to the Roaring Dog snatching Cupid's drumstick. He was so angry that the little thing bent his bow and shot an arrow at the dog all night long.
I just didn't expect that in the end, Cupid not only failed to get revenge, but also put a collar on it.
This damn dog is really worthless!
Yu Huifei turned around and ran out, and then heard him say flatteringly: "Brother Dog, are you taking a rest? The circles on your legs are so beautiful, can you show me?"
Then I heard Roaring Sky Dog yelling: "Get out..."
Yu Huifei: “@#￥……&”
At the same time, Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.
Zeus sat at the top of the Lingxiao Palace, looking up at the Jade Emperor, accusing the gang of scoundrels in the underworld.
Listening to Zeus's complaint, the golden light on the Jade Emperor's face trembled, and he didn't know whether he was crying because of sympathy for the gods of Olympus or whether he was laughing.
After Zeus finished speaking, the Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said: "This...this...haha...cough, sorry, I didn't have a good rest yesterday, I was always yawning."
As soon as these words came out, many gods were on the spot, especially Nezha, who opened his mouth wide and started laughing on the spot without covering it with his hands.
Zeus was not angry either. He hugged his arms and said: "Jade Emperor, you have to give me an explanation, right? Just forget about your people and fight them. Now the whole world is thinking that we have been destroyed by you. Olympus
Hanging white silk on the mountain is too much..."
Pfft...
Someone laughed again.
Zeus glanced at the other person and recognized that it was Nezha, the great god of the Santan Haihui.
Nezha was embarrassed by the sight, so he yawned and said, "Last night, I took a bath on the moon and played mahjong with the rabbit all night. I was sleepy... No wonder Zeus is the god."
Zeus looked up at the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, you are talking."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he really laughed this time: "What are you talking about?"
The Jade Emperor gently knocked on the table in front of him and said: "Zeus, you are a bad queen that day. You want to kill me, the God of Heaven, and you still want to kill me while revealing your identity... This matter..."
Zeus was grateful for your rogue behavior and said, "This... goes without saying."
The Jade Emperor shook his head and his voice gradually became more majestic: "Since you are here, you have to talk about this matter.
In fact, fellow Taoists should be thankful that the people from the underworld arrived in time and stopped Hera's arrogant behavior.
Otherwise, you and I would not be chatting casually in this high palace, but watching Mount Olympus turn into dust, feeling very sad."
Zeus's forehead was covered in cold sweat...
The Jade Emperor continued: "Heaven is the leader of all realms.
This is the result of the discussion between all the saints in heaven and earth, and it is also the intention of Patriarch Hongjun.
Since Heaven is the head of all worlds, it naturally has the dignity of being the head of all worlds.
Even if you are a saint, you must respect this dignity and cannot exceed it.
Hera was arrogant, which was a big mistake.
However, the leader of all worlds should also have the tolerance and generosity of the leader of all worlds, otherwise how will he be different from Hera?"
Zeus was a little worried when he heard the first words, and felt a little ashamed when he heard the next words.
He knew very well that the Jade Emperor was not showing off in front of him.
The Jade Emperor was reminding him that heaven is the head of all worlds, but isn't Mount Olympus the head of the gods?
To be as powerful as heaven, you must maintain your dignity and learn to be tolerant and generous.
What about Mount Olympus? It should be like this, right?
The Jade Emperor continued: "The underworld led troops across the border without authorization, and it was indeed passed;
Let's do this, each person will be fined three pounds of alcohol!
All those who went on the expedition were punished, including big and small devils. Those who did not have enough wine could ask Du Kang and others for it.
I know he should still have some good wine... Ahem, it's bad wine. I just need to clean up his inventory."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then laughed.
Zeus rolled his eyes and said: "This is a bit bullying...you are obviously a reward. In this matter, no matter what, you people are at fault first, you can't fool me like this."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Then how do you think we should compensate you?"
Zeus said: "Forget about compensation, I came here mainly because I want permission."
"Oh?" This time it was the Jade Emperor's turn to be surprised.
Zeus said: "I want some places in the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau in the world of mortals."
The Jade Emperor frowned: "You want this?"
Zeus nodded: "Yeah, what's the matter? Is there a problem?"
The Jade Emperor then smiled: "Of course, no problem."
Zeus was relieved: "That's fine, I'll arrange for someone later."
After finishing speaking, Zeus muttered: "You little brat likes to preach so much, I'll arrange some people for you so that you can have a good time..."
Then he walked away with a bad smile.
After leaving the door, Zeus saw a man squatting on the jade railing eating melon seeds. Seeing him coming over, Zeus threw a melon seed peel in front of him.
Zeus said angrily: "Who are you?! Dare to humiliate me like this?"
The other party chuckled: "Is it humiliating you? You should be glad that the heaven has changed its dynasty. What if I were still sitting in that position, all the worlds in the world? Bah, I'll wipe them all out for you."
"You...who are you?" Zeus's face changed suddenly when he heard this.
The man stretched out, lifted up his trousers, took out a handful of melon seeds, jumped down from the railing, and said lazily as he walked: "Well, I'm Donghuang Taiyi."
When Zeus heard this, he immediately lost his temper, turned around and left, not wanting to stay even one step.
He knew very well that when the rabbits made trouble in the heaven before, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi was resurrected by the remnants of the ancient heaven with various heavenly materials and earthly treasures, and was killed from the world that should have been extinct.
If the rabbit hadn't been stuck in the middle at that time, Donghuang Taiyi, who led the old army, might have been able to overthrow the current Heavenly Court.
This is a master who dares to challenge the saint and can continue to dance.
Who dares to provoke?
But this guy obviously misunderstood the purpose of his coming. His purpose was not to settle accounts with Heaven. He came to ask for a quota, okay?
…
Naturally, Yu Huifei didn't know what was going on in heaven. He talked about it from morning until night, and he didn't even touch the collar!
In this regard, Yu Huifei was helpless. The dead dog was too vigilant and had no chance to make a move.
In the evening, Yu Huifei took out his mobile phone and called Shen Gongbao.
"Hey, Big Cat, you seem to have lost again this time. Two out of three games, so I should be the winner now, right? When are you going to report in?" Yu Huifei said lazily, a bit petty.
He said with a triumphant look.
Shen Gongbao chuckled and said: "Although it's a win-win-win-out-of-three round, isn't there another round?
I don't like to give up halfway.
So, just wait...
I have to win at least one round.
There’s still a lot of time left in a year.”
Yu Huifei listened to the other party's voice and asked curiously: "You are almost losing, why don't you have any intention of being anxious?"
Shen Gongbao smiled and said: "Haha... What should I be anxious about? I'm torturing you, and you're not torturing me.
I just go to the theater, it doesn’t matter if it’s a tragedy or a comedy, as long as it’s good to watch…”
Yu Huifei was speechless. He discovered that this Shen Gongbao was completely different from the one he saw in Fengshen Yanyi. The feeling this guy gave him...
Very... special.
I can't say whether this guy is good or bad, but in general, locking him up and giving him a good beating shouldn't be too much.
After hanging up the phone, Yu Huifei felt a little bored.
I thought that I had won another game, two out of three, and the gambling between the two was over. However, the grandson didn't care about winning or losing at all. He even clapped and said: "It's a good show, come on!"
It felt like I had gathered enough strength to punch the opponent, but ended up punching the air. It was really uncomfortable.
Just then, the phone rang and someone placed an order.
Yu Huifei picked up the phone and looked at the order above.
Although they were in heaven and on earth for a year, they crossed the border and stayed on Mount Olympus for a day and a night.
It stands to reason that it is already a year later...
But as I said before, gods can swim in the ocean of time.
Therefore, when they came back, they were sent back to one day after they left the ninth floor. The time on both sides was actually the same.
Although it was only one day, the orders were not many at all!
These orders were all placed by the group of perverts who smelled the fishy smell when Aphrodite was here.
Although Yu Huifei was short of money, to be honest, he couldn't make money by using the beauty of his friends to seduce people to stay.
No one is here anymore, so he can't do anything about collecting money.