The monkey made a lot of money in one night and made a lot of money.
The only ones who were awake were Cui Jue, Ksitigarbha, Roaring Sky Dog and Hera.
Cui Jue is mature and prudent, and does not drink too much easily.
Ksitigarbha does not drink alcohol.
Roaring Heavenly Dog was afraid of being beaten, and he was even more afraid of making a big move. Ever since he let out the little brat, he would hide far away when he smelled alcohol.
Hera is still not used to the Eastern way of drinking, she always feels it is too wild.
On the other side, two guys, Yu Huifei and Rabbit Qin Shou, watched pornographic movies for half the night. They drank while watching, and in the end they were both drunk and blurry, muttering something like big, round, not bad... This one is a bit ugly. Please replace it.
One, fast forward, fast forward, etc., the two guys got closer and closer as they chatted, and it was too late to meet each other, and finally they wanted to call themselves brothers.
Qin Shou said: "Brother, if you have any difficulty, just tell me and I will help you solve it! If I can't handle it, I'll ask the Jade Emperor to help you solve it!"
Yu Huifei thought this guy was bragging, and didn't take it seriously. He just said sadly: "I'm really a bit worried. You also know the market conditions of our earth. Monsters can't see the light of day. It doesn't matter if so many people come here.
Now, there are so many animals, there are so many protected animals, and there are dragons... Hey, this is not easy to deal with."
Qin Shou laughed loudly when he heard this and said, "What did I think it was? It's simple!"
Yu Huifei looked at Qin Shou suspiciously: "Brother, do you have any idea?"
Qin Shou stood up, waved his short fat paws and said, "Isn't it just an animal? If we open a zoo, it will be over!"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "Is this possible? Can they agree?"
Qin Shou stood with his hands on his hips and said with great confidence: "Master Rabbit, I say yes, who dares to disagree?"
The next moment...
"No!" Everyone raised their paws in collective rejection!
Yu Huifei looked at Rabbit awkwardly, but Rabbit, who should have been embarrassed, stood there, eating carrots as if nothing happened, and asked slowly: "No need to discuss?".
Everyone shook their heads firmly.
Then I heard Rabbit say: "Are you so stubborn? Well, Master Rabbit, I'm going back. If you are homeless after you go back, Master Rabbit, I'm willing to take you in. Anyway, the Bagua Pot is empty."
After saying that, the rabbit turned and left.
Seeing this scene, a group of zodiac signs gave up and quickly shouted: "No, Mr. Rabbit, we have something to discuss."
Zodiac Tiger said: "I know this zoo. The cage is too small. It's too uncomfortable to stay there."
Zodiac Pig said: "I...it doesn't matter, I don't want to move anyway."
The zodiac monkey said: "If you find a bigger place, I can consider it."
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When the rabbit heard this, he chuckled and said: "Let's do this. You usually move around in the mountains and forests, collect all the animals in the mountains and forests, and then take them around here. Let people see your friendliness and understand me.
What do you mean?"
"Just being coquettish and cute, we welcome them when they come." said the zodiac monkey.
Rabbit said: "That's what I mean, especially tigers, take your old ladies to show up more often and don't attack people. Big yellow dog, go and collect the wolves and come out for a walk. If wolves don't attack people, humans won't."
Those who attack wolves, you can hang around nearby. In short, let me turn this mountain into a paradise for natural wild animals and a wildlife sanctuary! Do you understand?"
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up, he patted his thigh and said, "That's right! There are so many mountains and rivers, and animals everywhere. Damn it, if this scenic spot isn't popular, my grandma T will turn around and eat the mountains!"
Then there was no need for rabbits to talk, Yu Huifei shouted: "Brothers, work hard, make money, let's eat well, drink well, and have fun!"
Some guys in the Chinese zodiac are too lazy to do this kind of thing, but when he saw the rabbit eating carrots and squinting at him, while secretly throwing some wood into the fire, he was immediately frightened.
He shouted: "Agree!"
Just like that, with all the deception and intimidation, the twelve zodiac signs officially formed the team of the zodiac zoo...
Before dawn, a group of guys marched into the mountains.
Soon, the mountain forest was full of chickens and dogs, and wolves howled and howled.
Anyway, by the evening of the next day, these guys had already returned with a group of younger brothers.
There were eighty-six wolves in the pack, and many of them were old acquaintances. When they saw Yu Huifei, Niu Tou, and Cowherd, they shrank their necks.
There were seventy-four wild boars, each one grunting and following the fat, white, reddish, and extremely pink zodiac pig. They looked at the zodiac pig with fear in their eyes, obviously they had been beaten.
The big rooster was not afraid, and he didn't know what method he used to gather many birds, crows and other birds, and they landed on the roof of the house in a dark mass. I couldn't count how many birds there were.
With the help of the Siberian tiger, Blind Bear gathered more than 20 black bears and headed towards that station, which was completely dark.
The rest include mice, squirrels, chipmunks, lynxes, wild dogs, deer deer, sika deer, weasels, foxes and silly roe deer in groups.
For a moment, Yu Huifei's new ninth floor was surrounded by a large group of animals. Those who knew it was the Xiulin Zodiac Zoo staff meeting, but those who didn't know thought it was a monster siege.
"Xiaoyu, the brothers are all gathered together, just a few words." Niutou shouted.
Tiger, who was born in the zodiac, also said very generously: "A few sentences high and low to cheer everyone up!"
Bai Wuchang said: "Xiaoyu, come on."
Rabbit also said: "Hurry up, now that I'm done talking, I'm going to start. There are a few fat and oily ones, they look delicious!"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes at him, then walked up to the roof under the watchful eyes of a group of people and countless animals, and cleared his throat under the watchful eyes of a group of birds.
To say I'm not nervous would be a lie.
Growing up, the biggest battle Yu Huifei had ever seen was the graduation ceremony, and the biggest battle he had ever spoken on stage was when he was squatting in an ant nest and scolding his mother. Now that he is facing so many animals and gods, he is really a little mad.
fear.
However, Yu Huifei's nerves are also extremely thick. He has died many times, so naturally he is not really afraid.
So he took a deep breath and said: "Brothers! I won't say any more nonsense. If you do it with this brother, we will be popular and drink spicy food. From now on, we will have a lot of money and girls! I'm done!"
Then Yu Huifei went down.
The people who understood were speechless for a while, and the animals who didn't understood were even more confused. They were probably thinking: "What is this guy calling?"
"have no idea……"
However, the brothers still gave them face. Bull-headed horse-faced, rabbit and others shouted: "Director Yu said it well, applause!"
Then a group of people take the lead in applauding, which makes it difficult to harm animals such as wild boars. Blind Bear and the others can stand upright and applaud. But how do you applaud wild boars? If you can't applaud, just howl...