When Yu Huifei saw this situation, he quickly shouted to stop. He was afraid that there was too much movement here and people from Xiulin Village would come over to check the situation.
If this was photographed, he really wouldn't be able to tell clearly.
Sure enough, Yu Huifei's cell phone rang at this time.
Village chief Jiang Sansheng shouted: "Xiaoyu, what's going on over there at your new house? It feels like a lot of animals are barking. Is something wrong?"
Yu Huifei quickly lied and said: "No, no, I built two big speakers to play the animal world. Don't worry..."
"That's it, just be fine. Don't mess around in the middle of the night. We old people have bad hearts..." Jiang Sansheng warned.
Yu Huifei said yes again and again, and then asked the zodiac animals to send all the animals back to the mountains and forests. A group of people started eating and celebrating in the yard again.
At dawn, Yu Huifei invited the Cowherd to go into the city with him.
The two specially bought an oversized projection screen, two high-power charging projectors, and a set of memory cards that can store a thousand movies. Finally, after buying a generator and other supplies, the two rode a
A wild boar and a bear rushed into the mountains.
That night we sent them to Jiulianchi Waterfall, and Yu Huifei saw the Chinese zodiac dragon sitting on the edge of the lake fishing with a fishing rod from nowhere.
As for Ba Xia, there is not even a shadow.
Seeing Yu Huifei coming over, Zodiac Dragon said with a smile: "Director Yu, you are here."
This dragon is a thousand meters long, and even when it smiles, it appears to be extremely oppressive.
Yu Huifei scratched his head and said, "Come here, where is... Baxia?"
Zodiac Dragon said: "He is so lazy that he doesn't move even a day. I have used twelve kinds of baits and I can't wake him up. Hey, how can there be such a lazy dragon in the world."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. He knew that Ba Xia was extremely lazy, and even because of his extraordinary laziness, people in the Changsheng Dao voluntarily gave up.
Yu Huifei stood at the entrance of the lake and shouted inside: "Brother Baxia, I've brought you a movie. Didn't you say it was boring?"
As a result, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement at all.
Yu Huifei looked back at Zodiac Dragon and asked: "Brother, are you sure he is still down there?"
Zodiac Dragon shook his head: "I'm not sure. I've been here for so long and I haven't seen him come out. To be honest, I doubt whether there is the overlord you mentioned down here..."
Yu Huifei was dumbfounded: "What? You've never seen him?"
Zodiac Dragon nodded: "Yes, I have never seen it."
Yu Huifei frowned and thought to himself, did Ba Xia run away? Or did Changsheng Dao think of some way to trick Ba Xia away?
Just when Yu Huifei was thinking wildly, a quiet voice came from the water: "Hey, brother..."
Yu Huifei's heart moved, and he asked in a low voice: "Is it you? Brother Baxia?"
"It's me, has the dragon up there gone? Damn, I'm scared to death..." Ba Xia asked thiefly.
Yu Huifei said, dumbfounded, "I'm not leaving yet."
"Then just pretend that I don't exist, and I'll hide for a while. Grandma, I don't know what happened, but a real dragon came here, which scared me to death! That real dragon is also a real grandson, and he can kill people with just his head.
Damn, you actually used all kinds of bait to insult me. I won't be fooled!" Ba Xia said cautiously.
Yu Huifei was speechless again. His feelings were not that he ran away or was too lazy to come out, but that he suddenly encountered a real dragon and was so scared that he didn't dare to come out!
After all, it is a dragon body achieved in the mortal world. Although it is awesome in the mortal world, there is a huge gap compared with the real dragon.
Yu Huifei said: "Brother, don't be afraid. This dragon is my brother. Didn't you say it's boring here? I called him here to be your companion."
Ba Xia was silent for a long time. After a long time, he asked: "Are you sure you didn't ask him to beat me?"
Yu Huifei said: "Brother, you didn't mess with me. We have a good relationship. How could we find someone to beat you up? Moreover, I have brought the big movie screen I promised you. Come out and I will teach you."
How to use it."
Ba Xia was silent again...
Yu Huifei said to the pool: "Brother, if I have bad intentions for you, you won't be able to escape even if this dragon goes into the water. You dragons are all masters at playing with water..."
After hearing this, the lake water began to boil, and then a paw floated up, and then all four paws came out. I saw a very large tortoise rolling over, floating up with his belly on his back, looking upside down.
Yu Huifei said: "Hey, brother, why are you on the wrong side?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, it was you who did it."
Only then did Ba Xia react and coughed dryly and said: "Oh, it turns out I turned over... Last time I listened to your suggestion, I kept sleeping on my side and forgot that I had to turn over. No wonder I couldn't see anything.
Weird."
Yu Huifei was convinced by this guy's brains.
Ba Xia turned over, then raised his head and looked at the zodiac dragon.
The zodiac dragon grinned at him, Ba Xia shivered and almost fell into the water again.
The zodiac dragon smiled and said: "Brother, my name is Long Shisan, what do you call me?"
Ba Xia saw that Zodiac Dragon seemed to have no ill intentions, so he replied: "Ba Xia."
Long Shisan said: "I know the identity of Brother Ba Xia. You don't seem to have inherited many memories from there, otherwise you wouldn't recognize me. Do you want me to help you recover more memories?"
Ba Xia shook his head repeatedly and said: "No, I am who I am, a different bastard. I don't want to have the same memory as the other person, that would be boring."
Long Shisan was speechless for a while. This was the first time he met him and took the initiative to admit that he was not a dragon, but the bastard's subordinate.
Now that it was confirmed that Long Shisan had no ill intentions, Ba Xia breathed a sigh of relief and said very honestly: "To be honest, I knew it when you came, but it scared me to death. Oh, bah, suddenly flying from the sky
Yilong, I thought you were here to beat me up. I have been holding in my farts for the past two days, for fear that blisters would pop out and you would notice me. Just wait a moment while I fart twice..."
Bang bang...
After saying that, Ba Xia let out a few loud farts. The sound was like the two kicks made during the New Year in the countryside, and it was also like a small steel cannon. The sound was extremely loud.
However, that guy still looked at ease and didn't care about what the other two people present thought.
Yu Huifei came close to Long Shisan and asked in a low voice: "Shisan, do you dragons fart so loudly?"
Long Shisan coughed dryly and said: "Director Yu, you can only ask me about this from now on. Don't ask other dragons, otherwise I'm afraid you will get beaten..."
Yu Huifei wiped his nose awkwardly, knowing that he had asked the wrong question.
However, Long Shisan still replied: "Dragon people are arrogant and very particular. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a fart. It's a pity that I didn't bring a photocopying stone. Otherwise, I will record it and show it to my boss when I go back."
...Hehe, I can just imagine his expression as if he had eaten shit, hahaha..."