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Chapter 271

Woo woo woo...

A group of wolves gathered around the zodiac dog, crying about the atrocities of the rabbit.

The zodiac dog opened his eyelids and glanced at the rabbit, and said: "Master Rabbit, don't do anything. We are wolf cubs who are no better than the sky. If you are injured, you won't be able to recover for a while."

Qin Shou casually threw the wolf aside, clapped his hands and said: "Who made them blind? What fun do you have to kill time?"

The Zodiac Dog's eyelids were slightly raised, and just as he was about to say something, he saw a mouse emerge from the ground and shouted: "It's interesting. I just got the news that some poachers have entered the mountain."

Hearing the news, the lazy zodiac dog sat up: "Really?"

Qin Shou grabbed the zodiac rat and said, "Is this true?"

The zodiac rat waved his little paws and shouted: "Of course it's true, Mr. Rabbit, let go... grabbing the tail is too gangster."

Qin Shou put down the zodiac rat, and then looked at the zodiac dog: "Those guys should be coming for the Siberian tiger."

The zodiac dog said: "You can't take advantage of that big cat. What's fun must be shared. Let's go and have a look! All the little ones, disperse for me and find a few people. Remember, you are not allowed to go alone. If you meet someone,

Come back and report!"

The Zodiac Dog shouted in a language that the wolves could understand, and the wolves dispersed with a huff.

The zodiac rat said hey: "Come on, I will also help."

After a while, countless big rats began to shuttle through the mountains and forests...

It didn't take long for them to dig out the three poachers.

At this moment, in a small cave in the mountain forest, three poachers did not dare to light a fire. They were sitting inside, eating pancakes, tearing apart dried meat, and chatting in low voices.

"Lao Xu, do you want a wife or not?" the bad man opened his mouth and asked.

The man who was slightly thinner but looked very capable frowned and said, "What are you talking about?"

The bad guy said hehe, "I'm not talking nonsense. I heard that in this mountain, as long as you shout to the mountains for a wife, hehe, a beautiful woman will come to your door that night..."

Lao Xu rolled his eyes at him and ignored him.

Then the man with slender eyes, long eyebrows and a rare mustache raised his head and asked sternly: "Really or not? There are still girls in this mountain? How much does it cost to go on stage here?"

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Lao Xu laughed and scolded: "Lao Ba, are you stupid? Do you really believe it? Bullshit production fee, except for jackals, tigers and leopards, where are the women in this mountain?"

The bad guy smiled and said: "I'm not talking nonsense, this is a legend in the mountains. Although there are no women in the mountains, there are many mountain spirits and foxes.

Didn't Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian have a predestined relationship in the mountains?

Why can snakes from the south become spirits, but not snakes from the north?"

After hearing this, Lao Ba also understood that the other party was just talking nonsense.

Seeing that neither of them believed it, the bad guy immediately became unhappy: "Hey, you still don't believe it, right? I'm telling you, you southerners, don't believe in ghosts and gods."

Lao Xu said disdainfully: "Ghosts and gods... haha... I haven't been anywhere from Hoh Xil to the eastern coast, from the Tianshan Mountains to the Northeast, from the tropical rainforest to the Shennong Valley? I haven't seen any mountain spirits or ghosts, but the food in the mountains is delicious.

Eat no less.

To be honest, Bai Suzhen is actually lucky, but if Xu Xian was born in Guangzhou, there wouldn't be so many problems."

Lao Ba also said: "I joined the industry late, but I have also heard the story of our Master Xu hunting falcons and eagles in no man's land. Master Xu, I have heard that you also went to the sea and dug ancient tombs.

Well, is that true or false?"

Lao Xu said calmly: "It's not an ancient tomb, it's just a sunken ship. Unfortunately, someone boarded it first, and there's nothing left on the ship. I still remember the time when we were in no man's land. It was really not a place that people should go."

Fortunately, it was not in vain...one falcon, eight million!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the rough-nosed man and Lao Ba lit up, and they exclaimed: "Eight million?"

The old man said: "Damn...if I had eight million, why would I be stealing? I would just footbath the big sword every day, how cool it would be."

Lao Xu said scornfully: "How much is eight million? When you finish this job, I guarantee you will make a big fortune. When the time comes, I will take you for a ride and let you understand how much eight million is."

What the hell..."

Lao Ba was overjoyed and said: "Sure, Lao Xu, this is what you said. Don't run away by yourself then..."

Speaking of this, Lao Ba came over and asked: "Lao Xu, how much can we divide this vote?"

Lao Xu said nothing and raised a finger.

Lao Ba's eyes sparkled: "Ten million?"

Lao Xu said disdainfully: "A lifetime of money."

The joy in Lao Ba's eyes became even stronger...

The three of them were chatting, and Lao Ba approached the rough-nosed man again and asked: "Brother Chen, is what you just said true or false?"

The bad guy Chen Han said: "Haha, there is a saying in the mountains: Believe it or not, believe it or not. In this big mountain in the Northeast, those who control the rules are not gods or immortals, but..."

"What?" Lao Ba asked.

Chen Han lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "It's a mountain spirit, an evil ghost!"

Chen Han's voice was hoarse and solemn, and his expression was serious, not like he was joking.

Seeing Chen Han like this, Lao Xu also asked curiously: "I heard that there are fox-white and yellow willow ash in the Northeast, which are called the Five Great Immortals. Is this what you are talking about?"

Chen Han nodded: "To be precise, it's fox white, yellow willow gray ghost."

Lao Ba became even more curious: "Idle time is also idle, old minister, can you tell me?"

Chen Han shook his head.

The old man said: "What? Stop talking after you whet your appetite? That's a bit unreasonable of you."

Chen Handao: "In the mountains, what you say is what you say. As for the six families, let's just chat outside. If we talk here, it will easily cause trouble. I said before that if you call beautiful women in the mountains, beautiful women will come over at night.

That's the truth.

If you shout, the beauties from the Liu family might come to visit."

Hearing this, Lao Xu sneered, cut off a piece of dried meat with a knife, stuffed it into his mouth and said, "I would have died if I believed this."

Lao Ba also said: "I don't believe it either. If I believe this, I won't do this anymore."

Chen Han said angrily: "Believe it or not."

The old man has ADHD and can't take any time off. It would be even more boring to sit in a dark cave without being allowed to start the fire and turn on the lights.

Seeing Chen Han shut up and stop talking, Lao Ba became even more bored and asked: "Old Chen, let's talk more..."

Chen Han still didn't speak.

Lao Ba clicked his lips and asked: "If you call a beauty, should you shout loudly or softly? I will just shout twice, beauty...beauty..."

After Lao Ba shouted twice in a low voice, he laughed first.

Chen Han didn't expect Lao Ba to actually shout, so he quickly kicked him and said, "Okay, no more kidding, stop shouting. If you want to hear it, I'll tell you more when we get out."

Lao Ba curled his lips and said: "Old Chen, look at your feudal and superstitious attitude. You make it seem like a beautiful woman will appear if I shout twice."

When Chen Han was about to say something, Lao Ba whispered to the outside of the cave: "Beauty, beauty... come quickly, brother is here."

His voice was very low, obviously he was shouting for fun.

Chen Han said: "Shut up now. If you attract something, you will be in trouble."

Lao Ba disagreed: "If I can call a beautiful woman with my mosquito bite, then I will admit it and take off my clothes and lie on the ground without resisting."

"Really..." At this moment, a female voice sounded!


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