Lao Ba was not afraid, but said with a bit of a lewd smile: "Hey, listen to this little noise, she is a beauty!"
Chen Han glared at Lao Ba: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Lao Ba said disapprovingly: "If there is a boy, I will be a little worried. If there is a girl, I don't care what kind of fairy she is, if I just deal with her today, it's over."
While he was talking, Lao Ba actually took off his pants as he walked, but this guy stuffed a gun into his trouser pocket with his other hand. Obviously, he was not just a man with sperm, but had other plans.
Lao Xu also took out a gun and even held a homemade explosive in one hand, ready to throw it out at any time.
Lao Ba was the first to walk out of the cave, and then laughed loudly: "She is really a beauty! Beauty, passive, let me do it... Oh my god... ah~!"
Lao Ba exclaimed, followed by a scream, and then there was no movement.
When Chen Han heard this, his heart trembled, and he and Lao Xu quickly backed away.
Chen Han was still fussing: "We have no intention of offending you great immortals, but please..."
"What else are you asking for? Don't you have a crush on me? I'm here." As he spoke, an enchanting figure appeared at the door of the cave.
It was pitch dark in the Hesitation Cave, and he couldn't see the other party's appearance clearly. He could only see an outline with the help of the light outside.
This person is not short, about 1.7 meters tall, with a graceful figure, but his legs are not very long, and he seems to have a pair of animal ears.
Chen Han trembled and said: "This... this... this is really a great immortal!"
Lao Xu was relatively calm. At the critical moment, he took out his flashlight and pointed it at the thing!
Then……
"What the hell?!" Lao Xu and Chen Han shouted in unison.
I saw a big hairless dog, no, no, there were still two tufts of hair on its chest standing at the door. The most outrageous thing was that this guy was wearing a pair of red briefs on his lower body, carrying his own equipment.
The person who came was none other than Roaring Sky Dog.
It was getting dark, and Roaring Sky Dog couldn't find the dead rabbit in the two ninth floors, so he simply went to the mountains to look for it with a stick.
As a result, the rabbit was not found and three poachers were encountered.
He heard the words of the three people clearly, so this dead dog came.
"What are you calling? Have you ever seen a beautiful dog? Come on, give me a smile for Mr. Dog. Make it a nice smile. Mr. Dog will leave you a whole body." Roaring Sky Dog walked forward as he spoke.
Lao Xu snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter who you are!"
He directly took out a shotgun, pointed it at the Roaring Dog, and pulled the trigger.
Roaring Sky Dog also reacted quickly, jumped out of the cave in a flash, and then cursed: "Little brat, if you have the ability, put down the gun!"
"Let your uncle go!" Lao Xu chased him out with a gun.
As a result, I saw a set of white things under the moonlight, swinging a tail like a strip of white flesh, twisting its plump butt, and running away.
When he was sure that the dead dog had escaped, Lao Xu secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
A dog that talks haha.
A hairless dog.
In this dark mountain forest, even Lao Xu was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
At this time, Chen Han also came out and found Lao Ba who had been hit with a big bump on his forehead and passed out.
"Is he okay?" Lao Xu asked.
Chen Han said: "It's okay, I was just knocked unconscious."
Lao Xu nodded and said: "This mountain is really weird. We can't stay here anymore. Move quickly..."
Chen Han expressed his understanding, squirted water to wake up Lao Ba, and briefly explained the situation.
Although Lao Ba is unreliable, he is still calm at critical moments.
The three people quickly packed up their things and left the cave.
Sure enough, not long after, a naked dog came back, but this time, it was carrying a barrel of gasoline and muttering: "You dare to use a gun with Mr. Dog? Mr. Dog, I will burn you turtles to death!"
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When we arrived at the cave, we found that the people had already left.
He was so angry that Roaring Dog stood at the door and cursed my mother for a long time. Finally, he cursed and chased after him while carrying gasoline and following the smell.
After Lao Xu and the others left the cave, they walked directly into the mountain.
As I was walking, I heard a burst of noisy footsteps in front of me.
Then they saw a fat rabbit standing up, rushing out of the bushes, and rushing in front of the three of them in one breath.
The rabbit subconsciously stopped and looked up at the three people.
The three of them also looked down at the fat rabbit.
Just as Lao Ba was about to say something, Rabbit suddenly grinned at them and shouted: "You are paralyzed!"
The three of them were surprised at first and thought to themselves: "Rabbits can also talk?"
Just when the three of them were in a daze, the rabbit jumped up and hit their heads with melon seeds, causing them to collapse!
Then he landed on the ground, twisted his plump buttocks and tail towards the three of them, and said, "Come and catch me!"
After saying that, the rabbit ran away.
The three of them finally recovered from the shock, and Lao Ba roared: "I'll kill you!"
Chen Han wanted to stop him, but when he thought of the rabbit's swishy expression, he suddenly became angry and chased after him.
Although Lao Xu was also very angry, he was still calm. However, since both of them ran away, he had no choice but to chase after them, so he followed them with a shotgun.
What makes the three of them crazy is that they don't know whether the rabbit did it on purpose or what happened.
Anyway, they always happen to see the rabbit's back, and then it disappears.
The three of them only knew that they were not chasing the lost one, but they just couldn't catch up with the rabbit.
After chasing for more than ten minutes, the three of them were about to give up.
A dog barked.
The barking of the dog was not far ahead.
The three of them walked over curiously, pulled away the bushes, and saw a dog standing in a clearing, looking up to the sky and howling!
The three of them looked at each other...
Lao Ba whispered: "Is this... a native dog?"
"A big yellow dog." Chen Han said.
The old man said: "What kind of forest is this? Why are all the animals so weird? A dog with no hair, a bra, red underwear, a fat rabbit that can speak human language. What's going on with this dog? It's obviously a dog.
Dog, how do you act like a wolf roaring at the moon?"
At this moment, a ray of moonlight fell down and fell on the big yellow dog.
The moonlight fell, making this place much brighter.
Then the three of them suddenly felt that the hairs all over their bodies stood up!
I saw a pack of wolves lying in the grass around the big yellow dog!
What was even scarier was that a rabbit appeared in front of them and grinned at the three of them.
They knew that this rabbit could talk, and the three of them quickly made a move to silence it.
Chen Han lowered his voice and said: "Rabbit, don't make trouble...there are wolves here. If we are discovered, we will all die!"
After the rabbit finished listening, he nodded his head very seriously to show that he understood, and then made a silent gesture. His thief look seemed to be scared.