Huangpi Gourd smoked a cigarette meaningfully and sighed: "I...kill the immortal flying knife."
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Yu Huifei almost choked to death from the puff of smoke. He coughed and asked: "Ahem... you... cough cough... are you the flying knife that kills immortals?"
Huangpi Gourd said matter-of-factly: "Yes, but after coming down, the power was also eliminated. Now I can't kill the immortal, but it's still okay to cut off the waistband, penis and so on. Do you want to try it?"
After saying that, Huangpi Gourd's eyes aimed at Yu Huifei's crotch.
Yu Huifei subconsciously tightened his crotch and said, "Stop! I don't need to trouble you now, I'm pointing out that it will bring me happiness for the rest of my life."
Huangpi Gourd pursed his lips and said with a smile: "It's difficult..."
Yu Huifei said in confusion: "What do you mean?"
Huangpi Gourd said: "The secrets of the ninth floor cannot be leaked. You are looking for a wife. What kind of wife can you find? A mortal? If you find her, can you keep it a secret? If you can't do it, just wait for the five thunders from the sky.
, just wait to die.”
Yu Huifei was immediately dumbfounded...
As Huangpi Hulu said, if you really find a wife, can you not get married?
Can we not live together?
Can we not talk about the ninth floor?
There is a third floor above the ninth floor. What if we are discovered?
Besides, a group of reform-through-labor prisoners were coming to the ninth floor one after another. By then, all of them would be as long as this gourd. How could Yu Huifei hide it unless he gouged out his wife's eyeballs and deafened her ears?
Once it is revealed, there will be thunder and lightning, and he will belch in the sky.
Then find a shitty wife.
Yu Huifei's head suddenly felt as big as a bucket. He suddenly felt that the ninth floor was not so fragrant anymore.
After taking all the calls, it was useless to say anything now. Yu Huifei sighed and said: "Hey... if you think about it this way, I won't be able to live my life like this."
"By the way, are you sure your name is the Immortal-Zhan Feidao and not the pants-removing big-eyed guy?" Yu Huifei suddenly asked Huangpi Gourd.
Huangpi Gourd gave him a big eye roll...
…
At the same time, a group of gangsters ran out of the village in their underpants. When they stopped, their backs were still chilling.
I made sure that the weird gourd didn't follow me. A bunch of guys looked at me and I looked at you, they all looked like they had seen a ghost.
"Brother Ping, this is too evil..."
"That's right, Brother Ping. Those eyes are as if they are alive. When he looks at us, I can't even fart. As soon as his eyes turn, the waistband of his pants breaks. If he stares at us elsewhere,
For a moment..." When a fat man said this, everyone clamped their legs together.
"Brother Ping, what should I do? Do you still want the money?" another person asked.
Brother Ping didn't say anything. He smoked a cigarette to calm down and said after a while: "Damn... I worked so hard for so long to lay out the layout. What was it for? Isn't it the house on the ninth floor? I got it right away.
, you want me to let go halfway?"
A fat man came over and said, "Brother Ping, that thing is so evil that our normal methods won't work. Besides, there is a cemetery behind that place, so it's not surprising if there are weird things."
As soon as these words came out, Brother Ping was reminded.
Brother Ping glanced at the fat man and said, "Do you... have a way?"
The fat man smiled and said: "I know a person who is definitely an expert outside the world. According to him, he is the disciple of the real person in Longhu Mountain, and his status in Longhu Mountain is very high. He has profound Taoism and can subjugate demons.
, to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, I think..."
"What do you think? Take me to see him. If this thing can be done, it will be a great achievement of yours!" Brother Ping kicked the fat man.
Several people set off immediately.
Yu Huifei closed the door tightly, and then started to clean up the ninth floor. There was no way, his current situation was very bad, he was in debt, and he didn't have any way to make money.
Lu Ya left, leaving him with a lot of mess. The big-eyed immortal-killing flying knife was the only good treasure Lu Ya left him. But this thing is not a fuel-efficient lamp. After such a short time,
, Yu Huifei had smoked the remaining half of the pack of cigarettes. Even with his big eyes, he was not happy, and he was clamoring to smoke Zhonghua...
Yu Huifei seriously suspected that the main reason why Lu Ya threw him down was that he couldn't afford to support this guy...
Through chatting with Big Eyeball, Yu Huifei also figured out a problem. That is, the gods in the lower world will be cut off by the divine way. Even a peerless magic weapon like him will not be able to do it.
Pants mania.
In order to allow Big Eyeball's super fighting power to continue to play a role later on, Yu Huifei bought an extra pack of cigarettes and put them in the store.
The big-eyed man was very satisfied with Yu Huifei, a young man who knew how to do things, but he still did not forget to tell Yu Huifei to make money as soon as possible. He still liked to smoke Chinese.
With his big eyes as a backer, Yu Huifei felt confident. He put the rolling pin back in the kitchen and sat outside alone, thinking about how to get rich. At the moment, he didn't have much capital, but he had a shop. If this shop ran well
Yes, it should be no problem to support yourself. But if you want to pay off that debt, you have to come up with some huge profit ideas.
The day passed like this, and in the evening, when Yu Huifei was having dinner, he saw the group of gangsters again. These guys were eating and drinking at the food stalls on Xiulin Street.
This group of people didn't eat much food, and they quickly drank a box of wine.
Yu Huifei eavesdropped and heard Brother Ping pointing at a fat man and saying, "Fat man, if you don't want to drink, drink more to strengthen your courage."
When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately became happy. It seemed that the commotion in the morning really frightened them.
Now that he had the backing of big eyes, Yu Huifei felt confident, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, walked over with a bottle of beer, sat down next to Brother Ping, hooked his shoulder and said: "Ping
Brother, do you want to drink?"
Brother Ping glanced at Yu Huifei for a moment, and then shouted: "Is it you? How dare you come to me?"
Yu Huifei said cheerfully: "Of course I dare, who gives us a backer?"
After saying that, Yu Huifei also raised his eyebrows and looked at Brother Ping with a look that you know.
Brother Ping and others all thought of the big flying eyes, and felt a little chill all over.
Yu Huifei knew that these guys were really scared and became more courageous. He poured himself a glass of beer and said, "Brother Ping, right? I'll just call you Xiao Pingping."
"Who the hell are you calling Xiao Pingping?" Brother Ping suddenly became angry. Why does this name sound like a mistress?
Yu Huifei didn't care whether he was blowing his beard or staring, and said with a smile: "Xiao Pingping... Look, I don't care if you borrow this money, but it is my relative who borrowed it after all. So,
I won’t make it difficult for you, I’ll help him pay back part of it, and you can go find him for the rest. How about it?”
Brother Ping looked at Yu Huifei suspiciously: "How much do you...repay?"
Yu Huifei smiled slightly and put his hand into his pocket. Then his smile froze and his face turned dark. He couldn't help but cursed in his heart: "Fuck, where is my wallet? Who the hell stole my wallet?"
Brother Ping stared at Yu Huifei: "How much more?"