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Chapter 9 Itchy Ah!

Yu Huifei clicked his tongue, smiled awkwardly and said, "Just return these first..."

After saying that, Yu Huifei took out a coin and placed it on the table. The golden light was illuminated by the street lights on the curb, and the five characters on it were particularly dazzling.



"Fuck him!"

The next moment, Yu Huifei was running wildly, followed by a group of gangsters carrying beer bottles, chasing him all the way.

Yu Huifei shouted while running: "Xiao Pingping, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

Bang bang...

Several beer bottles were thrown at Yu Huifei, who was so frightened that he jumped up and down and rushed into the ninth floor.

The gangsters went straight to the door of the ninth floor. Brother Ping roared and was about to rush in, but was immediately stopped by a group of younger brothers.

Brother Ping roared angrily: "Let me go, this kid insults me, I'm going to kill him!"

"Brother Ping, Brother Ping... calm down, this kid is home." A fat man said.

When Brother Ping heard this, he felt as if someone had poured cold water on him. He was shaken up and half sober. He pointed to Yu Huifei in the yard with a slight embarrassment and said: "Boy, come out if you can!"

Yu Huifei gasped for air, turned back to look at the group of gangsters at the door, and said in a huff, "If you have the ability... you can come in."

Brother Ping shouted: "It's you, man, come out!"

Yu Huifei followed and shouted: "It's men, come in!"

Brother Ping pointed at Yu Huifei angrily and said, "Okay, very good... just wait for me. Don't think I can't do anything to you, I have people too!"

Yu Huifei finally saw through it. These guys were really frightened by their big eyes and didn't dare to come in. Then he felt confident. After taking a few breaths, he became energetic and started shooting extremely loudly.

Holding the yellow-skinned gourd, he said: "There are people... I have more than just people. Xiao Pingping, I'm not telling you, you don't look good with a flat head. You should keep a bald head next time. Otherwise, come in and I'll give it to you."

Shave your head yourself?"

Brother Ping was so angry that he jumped at the door...

At this moment, an old man came over and asked with a smile: "How many of you do you need chains? The kind that are bigger and thicker, with hammer heads and nails. They are not expensive, one only costs fifty!"

While the old man was talking, he actually took out a chain that looked like a meteor hammer...

When Yu Huifei saw this, his face turned green. He pointed at the old man and cursed: "Old guy, don't go too far. You sold me that broken lock for two hundred, but you sold this enhanced version to them for fifty."

?How much hatred do you have against me?"

The old man chuckled and said: "Don't say that. You are buying them individually, so the price is certainly high. This is wholesale, so it must be much cheaper..."

Speaking of this, the old man even winked at Yu Huifei and said, "I'm going to bully you, I'm going to cheat you. What? Come out and do it if you don't accept it?"

Yu Huifei was immediately furious. He pointed at Brother Ping and said, "Old man, you made a mistake this time. This little guy with a flat head doesn't even dare to touch me when I'm standing here. If you don't believe me, ask him. I

Standing here, does he dare to come in and hit me?"

Brother Ping's eyes turned red with anger, and he pulled off the chain, but when he looked at the yellow-skinned gourd on the pine tree, he gave up again. Brother Ping pointed at Yu Huifei and said: "Boy, don't be so proud, wait a minute and I'll

Take off your skin."

Yu Huifei immediately took out his mobile phone, looked at the time on it, and then grinned and said: "1, 2, 3... It's been a while, come on, come and peel my skin off. Come on!"

Brother Ping was so angry that he almost exploded. A group of younger brothers followed him and started shouting to go in and deal with Yu Huifei.

Yu Huifei directly turned on his mobile phone and played an extremely enchanting and infuriating song "Itch".

Come on, be happy, you have a lot of time anyway

Come on, love, there is a lot of foolishness anyway

Come and wander, there are many directions anyway

Come on, show off, there's a lot to see anyway

Listening to this song and watching Yu Huifei posing in the yard, looking like he was begging to be beaten, a group of three zombie gods almost exploded.

Yu Huifei was listening to the song, and the big eyes in the yellow gourd behind him whispered: "Little fish, little fish..."

Yu Huifei waved his hand and said, "Don't disturb me. Didn't you watch me dance?"

The big-eyed man coughed in embarrassment: "Ahem, please stop jumping first."

Yu Huifei asked while jumping: "Why?"

The big-eyed man said: "Well... I'm afraid you'll be beaten to death if you jump again."

Yu Huifei turned up the music to the maximum in order to make people angry, because the climax of the song was too appropriate, too annoying, and too artificial in this context.

Seeing the other party's extremely angry and helpless appearance, Yu Huifei jumped with special feeling...

He only heard a rough idea of ​​Big Eyeball's words, and replied casually: "It's okay, I'm here with you. Turn up the volume, get high... Come on, ah, pretentious, I'm waiting for you here!"

Yu Huifei randomly changed the lyrics and howled along.

Brother Ping and others outside are almost furious...

Big Eyeball said: "I forgot to tell you before, I can only take action once a day. I have already taken action today, so you can't count on me today."

Yu Huifei didn't hear clearly and asked, "What did you say?"

Big Eyeball said: "I said, I can only take action once a day. I have already taken action today, so you can't count on me today."

Yu Huifei still didn't hear clearly because the words were too long, and Brother Ping and the others were yelling outside. Yu Huifei really didn't hear it clearly, so he shouted: "Speak louder, it's okay."

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The big-eyed man rolled his eyes in the gourd and said, "Are you sure?"

Yu Huifei nodded along with the rhythm very arrogantly, indicating that there was no problem.

Then Big Eyeball shouted: "I can only take action once a day. I have already taken action today, so you can't count on me today."

At that moment, Yu Huifei's dance stopped instantly, and Brother Ping and others who were yelling outside also fell silent instantly.

Then……

"Did you hear that?" Brother Ping asked.

A group of younger brothers nodded: "I heard it."

Brother Ping yelled: "Copy guy!"

"Brother Ping, I didn't bring anyone with me." Fatty reminded.

The old man immediately shouted: "Fifty one, if you buy more, you will get a brick for free!"

Yu Huifei cursed: "Old guy, you are going too far!"

The old man spread his hands and said: "There is no way, businessman..."

Brother Ping said: "One person per person, let's finish the bill!"

The old man immediately led a group of people to get the chains.

Seeing this, Yu Huifei rushed to the door and closed it.

Brother Ping was no longer anxious and stood outside with a sneer: "Yu Huifei, right? Even if you are really a flying fish today, I will fry you and eat you with the thorns!"

"Brother, the goods are not enough." Someone shouted.

Brother Ping said: "Then just take some, without chains, and let me hammer him directly!"

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